The driver's driving skills are too poor, Gao Feng drove a fuel truck to the construction site, he let the fritters sit next to him, he wanted to teach the fritters to drive the skills, and the fritters were grateful. ○

"Senior engineer, I will buy fritters for you to eat every day in the future, you are really a good person, not only do you not remember the past suspicions, but also teach me driving skills, you are really a good person in the world." ”

Gao Feng knocked on the head of the fritters and scolded: "Fritters, don't buy fritters for me to eat, you just don't want the wicked to sue first." ”

When Gao Feng was talking to the fritters, the proprietress who was sitting in the passenger seat by the car door screamed with a small amount of oil, and she could only scream, her mouth and arms were blocked with wide tape, and she could only make a sound but could not speak.

Of course, you can imagine with the soles of your feet that the person who blocked the boss's oily mouth and arms is our handsome guy.

He hated the words of the boss lady who was responsible for him the most in the oil volume novel, but the boss lady said that the oil amount was small and said that it stopped, and Gao Feng was so forced that he couldn't block her mouth and arms.

"Senior engineer, do you treat the boss lady like this, does it seem like you want to be rough with her?"

"Fritters, if you say this kind of thing again, that handsome guy will also block your ass and tie you to the boss lady. ”

Gao Feng glared, and the fritters were completely honest.

When Gao Feng drove a refueling truck to Tulou Town, he drove to the construction road and saw Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two viagra viagras, who were riding bicycles back.

"Hey, Brother Gao, where have you gone, why are you driving so slowly, you guys are slower than a turtle climbing, we all rode to the third team, and when we looked back, we didn't find a fuel truck, and the two of us rode back again. ”

The two viagras were bent on competing with the proprietress with a small amount of oil, they didn't care about anything, they rode with their heads down, and they almost stuck their heads under the bend of the bicycle, and rode to the door of the three teams in one go.

Guo Fugui, the doorman of the third team, put two large stones in the middle of the door, in order to prevent the vehicle from slowing down into the third team and reduce the dust in the sky.

The drivers in the project department don't pay much attention, and when they drive to the team site below, they keep pressing the horn at a speed, which is similar to a rampage.

The employees of the third team are full of complaints about the dust in the house, especially the freshly washed clothes, which sometimes have to be washed again.

The third team is the kind of iron gate, this kind of door opening and closing is inconvenient, and the gate cannot be closed all the time.

However, the drivers of these project departments are very poor, and the people below say that there are two kinds of people in the project department, one is the driver comrades who drive these cars, and the other is the financial personnel who pay salaries, and they can't afford to offend.

However, Guo Fugui didn't care about these, the more people he couldn't afford to offend, the more he tried to manage them, this stone was Guo Fugui's idea, and he placed two big stones at the door.

Since the stones were placed, the drivers who drove for various leaders were much more honest when they came to the third team, and they had to slow down their speed in front of the door of the third team every time they arrived, so as to avoid dust.

Guo Fugui originally put the stone at the gate of the third team, some distance from the middle of the village passage road next to the third team, but the two viagras collided.

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are riding with their heads bowed, and their posture is not only that the four little short legs are tired enough, but their heads and whole bodies are tired enough.

Because they like to stick their heads very low, almost into the crook of the bicycle, and then step on their heads a little further.

I don't know if the two viagras want to practice jiu-jitsu, and when they practice whether they can ride a bicycle, their feet step on the back of their heads, but they never stepped on it.

When the two viagras rode to the door of the third team in one go, they were completely tired, especially the two sharpened head melon seeds were too sour, and the two of them had to lift their heads up.

When the two people raised their heads, they found two large stones at the door of the three teams, and the two viagras screamed as if they had discovered a new world.

"Wow, it's not good, there's a big rock in front, these two big rocks are so big, you can't bump into them!"

Originally, the two big stones were placed in the middle of the door of the three teams, and they didn't get in the way at all, and they just rode forward without dodging at all, but these two viagra beetles bowed to the New Year, and they dodged the two stones nervously.

As a result, the two staggered towards the two big stones, and when they were about to collide, the two viagras seemed to understand, and looked at each other and said.

"Brother Xiong, how do I feel that this stone is not in the way, we don't need to dodge!"

"Yes, Brother Ji, this stone is not in the middle of the road, there is no need to dodge at all, why should we dodge?"

When the two realized that it was too late, the two bicycles crashed into the two big rocks, and the car and people crashed into the big rocks.

The two viagra suddenly felt like their heads hit the iron plate, and the two of them almost fainted on the spot, and two big bags suddenly appeared on the top of the melon seeds on their heads, and the two big bags were bigger than their head melon seeds, and it looked like they had two heads.

"Hey, where did these quadruplets come from, before the Chinese New Year, you came to the third team to pay New Year's greetings?"

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei hit the big rock too much, not only the doorman of the third team, Guo Fugui, heard the movement and came out, but even all the employees of the third team came out to watch, and the people of the third team were still very together, from the captain to the employees below.

"Two brothers, how did you hit it, this big rock is five or six meters from the middle of the road, how did you hit it?"

The three teams of people surrounded the two viagra with their heads and couldn't figure out how they hit the big rock, which is something that ordinary people can't bump into, indicating that Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are not ordinary people.

"Hehe, hello everyone, haven't you ever encountered this phenomenon, especially when driving, you find a stone in front of you, and when you want to get out of the way of the stone in front, you often can't get out of the way, and we are in this situation now, obviously want to get out of the way but just hit it. ”

The situation that the two viagras said is also a phenomenon that everyone has encountered in life, obviously trying to avoid stumbling blocks, but why didn't they dodge it.

The phenomenon of the two viagras hitting the stones also made the three teams sigh about some phenomena in their lives, that is, the more they are afraid of something, the more they are.

"Two viagras, what you said makes sense, I just met what I was afraid of more and more, a few days ago I was afraid that my wife would check my mobile phone, but my wife really checked, and then my head was hit by my wife five bags. ”

One of the employees in the third team sighed very much, and he also lowered his head to show the two viagras, and sure enough, there were five green bags of the same size on his head, like a queue.

As soon as the two viagras looked at the bag on this guy's head, they comfortably accepted the big bag on their heads.

"Brother, look at the row of bags on your head, then we don't feel embarrassed, although your five bags are not bigger than one of our bags, but your number is large. ”

After the two viagras hit the stones, after being watched by the three teams, everyone also asked them what they were going to do, and the two viagras told them what they had done.

After listening to Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei's two viagra brothers, the people of the third team told them, don't you be bent on riding, don't you tire yourself out first, you have to combine work and rest, not to mention that they don't even have a figure now, will you go in a different direction.

Listening to the three teams, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei felt a little strange, they rode for a long time, why didn't they find the boss's fuel truck, did they play them?

So the two viagras endured great pain and rode back, and when the fuel truck just turned onto the road, they saw the gas truck driven by the peak.

When Gao Feng saw the two viagras, he was also taken aback, why did these two viagras not see each other for a while, and they grew two heads.

"Hey, two viagras, what are you doing here, why did you grow two heads after a while, which one is your real head?"

"Alas, Brother Gao, don't mention it, that's the case, we didn't dodge the stones, and as a result, we grew an extra head.

Brother Gao, you guys are doing the ball again, you haven't seen anyone for a long time, why are you driving a fuel truck again, what about the driver and the boss?"

As soon as the two viagras told what had happened, Gao Feng couldn't help but laugh, and he also knew that if these two viagras didn't do something weird, then they wouldn't be Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, and they wouldn't be long before they had to do some weird things.

Gao Feng also told the two of them what he encountered, and these two regretted it very much, how could they not catch up with such a wonderful scene, and how could such a wonderful scene lack their viagra.

"Brother Gao, you drive the fuel truck back again, you hit the bazaar in Tulou Town again, you call the mayor's hotline again, get the secretary and mayor of the white transaction out, and our two viagra brothers help him figure out the matter of killing two birds with one stone. ”

"Let's go to the ball, two viagras, your heads haven't been damaged by the stones, you still don't think two heads are enough, and you want to grow a third head!"

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are really two two-ball goods, they don't think things are too big, and they are also afraid that the world will not be chaotic, so they can't wait to have a lively watch every day.

Of course, Gao Feng could not be stupid enough to drive back to Tulou Town, stupid enough to hit the bazaar in Tulou Town, and it was impossible for him to meet the requirements of these two viagras.

"Brother Gao, why are you gagging the proprietress with her mouth and arms, judging from her posture, you must have tried against her?"

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, the two viagra brothers, saw that the proprietress had a small amount of oil, her mouth was gagged, and her arms were also tied, which was similar to a big tie with five flowers, and the proprietress kept screaming.

As soon as the two viagra brothers looked like this, they immediately remembered Wei Zuo's movements, and they talked about the peak with a sigh of humor.

"Let's go to the ball, you have an intention for the oil boss, even if you kill this handsome guy, you can't have an attempt on her!"

Gao Feng didn't care about the small amount of oil of the proprietress in front of him, he scolded the two viagras, and the two goods were happy.

"Brother Gao, don't hide it if you've done it, otherwise why are you tying up people so pervertedly, you say that we have an attempt on her, then you let us try on the boss lady!"

", you don't know it's illegal, you're looking for death!"

Gao Feng cursed, stepped on the accelerator and crashed into the two viagras, scared the two viagra chickens and dogs, and hurriedly got on their bicycles and ran forward.