Chapter 520: Why Aren't You Dead Yet

Gao Feng chased Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei The two viagra are like a ten-year-old child chasing chickens, driving these two viagra with nowhere to escape, and the two of them are as tired as the grandsons of the horn dog, that is, they can't catch their breath, and they can't take it back if they stretch out their tongues. n∈ top n∈ point n∈ small n ∈ said,

The two viagras have never been able to change the riding posture, they still maintain the usual characteristics, inserting their heads to the lowest level, all the way to the bend of the bicycle.

The posture of these two people riding bicycles, looking at the past from afar, is like two monkeys lying on bicycles, which is always so funny and ridiculous.

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two viagras, kicked wildly with two little short legs, and howled loudly at the same time.

"Brother Gao, you are chasing chickens, just like when we were ten years old, we always drove my grandmother's chickens to nowhere to live, and then my grandfather was so angry that my grandfather drove us to nowhere to live, and now you are us back then, we are the two chickens that were picked!"

The two viagras were kicked out, and they couldn't help but recall their childhood, and their childhood was also a stubborn era, and they did everything.

Especially as soon as they arrive at their grandmother's house, then the grandmother's chickens will fly everywhere, that is the real chicken flying dog jump, and finally the grandfather will have nowhere to live, this childhood is undoubtedly beautiful.

Everyone's childhood has a good time, including the childhood of these two viagra comrades, it was also a beautiful and infinite childhood, and it is always worth remembering for them.

"Hehe, that's right, two viagras, now you are the two chickens you were picked up by you back then, this handsome guy wants to drive you to nowhere to escape, who let you bully chickens in your childhood. ”

In fact, not only Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, but also many naughty children have a history of chasing chickens, especially always grabbing chickens and playing with them.

Gao Feng also had chickens at his grandmother's house when he was a child, and Gao Feng's childhood was also a naughty childhood, when the two viagras talked about the history of chicken, he thought of the history of his chicken.

Gao Feng not only chased his grandmother's chicken everywhere, but he also grabbed his grandmother's chicken and pressed it into the pool, and after a while, he brought it up and asked the chicken.

"Ouch, why aren't you dead yet?"

So much so that the chicken was drowned half to death, but his grandfather was so angry that he jumped up more than three meters high, and his grandfather pointed at his nose and scolded.

"You kid, if you mix well in the future, you will be a talent, and if you don't mix well, you will be a crooked talent. ”

Gao Feng thought of this, he still felt that his childhood was good, the kind of naughty that could be carefree and naughty, there were countless kinds of whims, and he had done countless things that caused headaches for adults.

However, when he grew up, his heart became narrower and narrower, and he did everything in a box, and he didn't dare to go beyond those rules, because if he went beyond those boxes, he would be labeled as an unruly person and not a good comrade.

In fact, everyone does not want to be a rule-abiding person, everyone has those strange ideas, and they also want to live a different life.

However, once it comes to reality, our lives are all the same, everything becomes lifeless, and the world of life is less colorful.

Gao Feng did not let go of the two viagra lightly, he chased them to the door of the three teams in one go, the two viagra are really like two chickens that have been chased and lost their direction, and some of them are just desperately trying to escape.

When they were only ten meters away from the door of the third team, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei remembered the two big stones at the door of the third team, it was impossible not to think of it, it was a painful lesson just now, one head became two heads.

Since Ji Wei came, our brother Xiong Xiong Erwei has lost his opinion, and he has asked Comrade Ji Wei's opinion on everything, and when he was about to arrive at the door of the third team, Xiong Erwei asked Ji Wei.

"Brother Ji, it's almost at the door of the third team again, should we dodge those two stones?"

Ji Wei replied without thinking about it: "Brother Xiong, this still needs to be asked, of course you can't dodge, the experience of the first half hour is still vivid, the lesson is too painful, those two stones are not in our way, we don't need to dodge at all, we are camels to pay New Year's greetings!"

Xiong Erwei said: "Well, Brother Ben Xiong thinks it is too, that is our extra move, we don't need to do this more this time, we just care about moving forward at full speed." ”

The two viagras accepted the painful lesson just now, this time they didn't do it as much as a camel New Year's greeting, they didn't even pull their heads out of the bend of the bike, they were moving forward at a speed.

Ten meters is a short distance, the two viagra ride fast and they also deliberately accelerated, they were riding at a speed of forty-five miles at this time, they thought that in a situation like this, they had to go at high speed, like that driving through the guò tunnel.

In tens of seconds, the two viagra bikes rushed to the door of the third team, and when their bicycles rushed to the door of the third team, they only heard someone shouting at the top of their voices.

"Comrades, I tell you that the moment to witness the miracle begins now!"

This person's voice is very special, it is a voice that is very easy to distinguish, as long as he shouts, he will howl in another place next time, and after hearing his shouting voice, everyone will immediately hear who this person is.

This person is not a bystander, it is Guo Fugui, the doorman of the third team, he is born with a weird loud voice, he stood at the door of the third team in Pantuoling and howled, which is five kilometers away Tulou Town can be heard clearly.

When Guo Fugui's broken voice rose to the sky, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were very puzzled, and they also exchanged views with each other.

"Brother Xiong, what is this Guo Fugui shouting, what is the moment to witness a miracle, what kind of miracle does he want to witness as a door-breaking guard?"

"Yes, Brother Ji, Brother Ben Xiong can't figure it out, people like Brother Ben Xiong and Brother Ji with unique skills, there must be a moment to witness a miracle, where does a miracle happen like him, unless he wants to hit a stone with an egg. ”

Xiong Erwei's sentence of hitting a stone with an egg pulled Comrade Ji Wei back to reality, and he screamed.

"I'll check, Brother Xiong, you said that the egg hit the stone, we are going to hit the egg now, his grandmother Guo Fugui's leg, he wants to witness our miracle moment!"

When Ji Wei reacted, the two viagra were completely late, and the two of them crashed into the two big rocks again, and even the car and the people crashed into it, making a huge noise, and it was also accompanied by the cracking of the two eggs.

"Comrades, I, Guo Fugui, am not wrong, these two viagras will hit the big stone again, you saw that the two eggs without them burst and even the yolks were spilled on the ground. ”

It was not the two eggs that burst, but the other head on the melon seeds of the two viagra heads, that is, they hit a big stone bag half an hour ago, and this time they didn't hit another big bag, but broke the big bag, and the blood in the big bag sprayed all over the ground, and the two stones were also stained red.

"Guo Fugui, what do you mean, what are you deliberately doing to us, you want everyone to witness the moment of miracle, you let everyone witness the moment of our stupidity!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei and Comrade Ji Wei's reaction ability was particularly strong, and they jumped up from the ground after hitting the big stone in a short time, that is, after a sip of tea.

The extremely fast reaction ability of the two viagras is also inseparable from the results of their battle, which is also called actual combat experience, and the more wrestling they have, the more their reaction ability will be enhanced.

The two viagra stood in front of Guo Fugui on the left and right, jumping up and down, blowing his beard and glaring at him, we are employees of the project department, it stands to reason that this belongs to the grassroots level, your grassroots comrades should be well received, why do you deliberately set up stumbling blocks to harm the superiors.

Guo Fugui had a bad life before, he was lazy and lazy, he lived like a sharp brother, his face was yellow, hungry and thin, and he didn't have any water color.

Now it's different, Guo Fugui has a woman to take care of, not to mention how moisturizing it is, plus Guo Fugui has a surprisingly large amount of food, plus he is a doorman of the third team, and he has a salary, life is very comfortable, he can eat, sleep, jump, and jump, his body has gradually started to bless, and now the whole person is fat and big-eared.

Originally, Guo Fugui was not low, but after this body grew and solid, it became even more powerful.

When Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei jumped in front of him, Guo Fugui just gently stroked, and these two viagra were pulled to the ground like small shrimps, and they also turned over two somersaults on the spot.

"You two stupid comparisons, why am I Guo Fugui trying to harm you, that's me Guo Fugui who wants to save you, but our captain said that this is harming you. ”

"Why are you saving us, you are not obviously harming us, knocking us on the head and bleeding, and breaking two live eggs, this is calling for help?"

Guo Fugui said that he was saving two viagras, how could the two viagras believe it, originally these two stones were some distance from the middle of the road, as long as they didn't move these two stones to the middle of the road, then they wouldn't hit the stones.

This is already very obvious, these two stones were moved by Guo Fugui to the middle of the road, and he was waiting for the arrival of the two viagras like a rabbit, and at the same time gathered all the employees of the three teams to let everyone witness the miracle.

"You're right, the stone is indeed moved by me Guo Fugui, and I also called everyone to the door to let everyone witness this miraculous moment, but it was not my Guo Fugui's idea to move the stone over. ”

"Let's go to the ball, Guo Fugui, you have moved the stones to the middle of the road, and you have called everyone to see our jokes, and you still say that this is not your Guo Fugui's idea, is this idea our own will, is it that we want everyone to witness the miracle?"

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were pulled down, and the two quickly jumped up from the ground, Guo Fugui explained to the two while pulling the two to the ground, and they didn't explain it clearly again and again, and the three of them quarreled.

"Hey, are you three tired of arguing, can you allow me to say something?"

A quarter of an hour passed, Guo Fugui, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were still arguing fiercely, and the two viagra were also somersaulting and getting up to quarrel with Guo Fugui, even if Guo Fugui didn't pull them, they naturally turned somersaults.

The two viagra really couldn't stop, and the eight employees of the three teams came up, and the four of them divided the labor and surrounded them, grabbing their arms and legs to stabilize the two viagra dìng, and after stabilizing them, the captain of the three teams spoke.

"Captain Yang, if you have anything to say, we will listen to you. ”

The captain of the third team is still Comrade Yang Dequan, and Yang Dequan thought of this method to stabilize the two viagras, and only then did he have a chance to speak.

"I am very grateful to the two viagra for giving the captain this opportunity to speak, what the captain wants to say is that it was indeed Guo Fugui who moved the stones, but the person who came up with the idea was the captain. ”