Xue Guo said to He Xiangdong: "Without you to speak like this, your words are too damaging." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I lost a little bit of what I said, but the boss is very happy." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Oh, is it?"

He Xiangdong nodded: "Which is, the boss is polite to me, 'Roll out, how far, roll how far'." ”

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Okay, is this polite?"

He Xiangdong shook his head: "There's no way, I'm not embarrassed to go again at noon." ”

Xue Guo also said: "Yes, you are so stinky and shameless, where are you embarrassed." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I am a person who wants to save face, I am a person who wants to become a successful person, he looks down on me like this, how can I bear it, so I passed the night again." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's for sure, I have to earn this face back, and I will bring our most valuable heirlooms." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What heirloom?"

He Xiangdong replied: "A big ring, about half a catty, iron and copper. ”

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Okay, if you want more, it's not worth much." ”

He Xiangdong said: "But this is enough, I put this big ring on my finger, which is like a gold ring." ”

Xue Guo sighed: "Good guy, this is pretending to be rich." ”

He Xiangdong stretched out his right index finger, pretending to bring the ring up, shaking his fingers and said, "I'm going to the store again, and when I enter the door, I shout 'order food, order food'." ”

Seeing He Xiangdong's appearance, the audience all laughed.

Xue Guo said: "This is Lu Fu." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "At this time, the proprietress came out of the back room, this proprietress is about forty years old, a big fat girl, a big face plate, and a mouth of gold teeth. ”

He Xiangdong shook his finger and said: "I'm shouting here, 'order food, order food', and the big fat girl bared her teeth and yelled 'order, order'." ”

"Hahaha......"

Xue Guo said: "These two people are here to fight for wealth." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "I'll start ordering, let's have a flower and hair first." ”

Xue Guo asked suspiciously, "What is this flower and hair integration?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's peanuts and edamame." ”

Xue Guo said disgustedly: "Then you just say peanuts and edamame, what kind of flowers and hairs are one, I thought you were going to eat autumn pants." ”

"Haha......" just made the audience laugh again.

He Xiangdong also laughed a few times: "That's what it means, I called a flower hair one, and then four bottles of beer came." ”

Xue Guo said: "Here are four bottles." ”

He Xiangdong turned around and said triumphantly: "Boss, just the four bottles of beer in front of me, I don't need to start, just use my hand, pop, pop, snap, pop four sounds." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Hey, do you still have this ability?"

He Xiangdong turned around again, pretended to be the boss lady, and said viciously: "Don't believe it!"

He Xiangdong turned around, glared at the beads of his eyes and roared, "I don't believe you still want to pick it up for me?"

"Hi. ”

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong's cross talk is indeed very dense, making people unable to stop, and the golden sentences are frequent, and I think it will definitely become a buzzword in the coming year.

Xue Guo was speechless: "Why do you say that you are working so hard, you just tell others that you want to start, and go around in such a big circle." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This shows that I have an identity, after all, I am a person who wants to become a successful person." ”

"I still haven't forgotten this stubble. Xue Guo was powerless to complain.

He Xiangdong continued: "Just these four bottles of beer, I drank until half past two in the evening. The next day, I woke up and I went back. ”

Xue Guo said: "It's angry to run here." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This time I didn't go alone, I had to bring my group of good buddies, I had a group of buddies, seven people, plus me one or eight, and each of us carried a huge hiking bag and went over." ”

"It's time to get to the store. He Xiangdong stretched out his right index finger and shook it: "Order food, order food, order food." ”

Then one turned around, bared his teeth and grinned, "Click, click, click." ”

The audience laughed wildly.

Xue Guo said: "It's still the same old rule. ”

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves: "Let's have a flower and hair one, and then a bottle of beer." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "A bottle of beer? What about the eight of you here, drink a bottle?"

He Xiangdong said: "This bottle of beer is just an introduction, there are three cases of beer in the mountaineering bag we are carrying, and it is three cases per person. ”

Xue Guo was startled: "Good guy." ”

He Xiangdong gestured with his hand: "When we finished drinking this bottle on the table, we immediately stuffed it into the hiking bag and took out a new bottle, and this is always the bottle we see on the table." ”

"Okay. ”

He Xiangdong said proudly: "We went at three o'clock in the afternoon, and we drank until half past two in the evening, and our buddies vomited so much." ”

Xue Guo said: "No, twenty-four cases of beer." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "The boss is about to cry, don't see the drinking with this amount of alcohol, it's too scary to watch." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong said very proudly: "After I hit there, the boss never paid attention to me anymore. ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes, what are you doing." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Anyway, I don't care, I'm earning face, I'm a man who wants to become a successful person." ”

Xue Guo sighed: "This obsession. ”

He Xiangdong said: "I don't care, I just want to be a successful person, I want to be a master, I will never listen to this broken cross talk again, it is not elegant, it is too vulgar." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience exploded, and the audience jumped up excitedly, Xiang Wenshe was not less said to be vulgar, usually He Xiangdong often used this to find baggage when he was in the small theater, but he didn't expect him to do the same when he went to the Spring Festival Gala.

This thing is really going to do something in the Spring Festival Gala.

The faces of the program team turned black in an instant, what are you saying is not good, saying this, what if it provokes a scolding war again?

He Xiangdong didn't think about it so much, and said it casually, this burden was also caught by him on the spot, and the effect was very good.

Xue Guo was not happy: "Who told you that you listened to cross talk?"

He Xiangdong said: "Don't you all say that." ”

Xue Guo knew that this problem could not be dug any further, so he quickly changed the topic: "Then you don't listen to cross talk, why do you listen to it?"

He Xiangdong replied: "I went to listen to the symphony, go to the ballet, go to see the tap dance. ”

Xue Guo responded: "Oh, go and see these." ”

He Xiangdong said to Xue Guo excitedly: "You haven't seen it, you don't know, that tap dance is particularly interesting, just wearing leather shoes and stepping on the ground, very rhythmic." ”

Xue Guo also became interested: "Oh, is it?"

He Xiangdong said: "Of course, it is particularly rhythmic, just like that, mile ......mile mile

After Xue Guo was stunned for a moment, he hurriedly stopped: "Hey, isn't it, isn't it, isn't this fast?"

He Xiangdong's expression froze.

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong said: "This is tap dance, you don't understand it when I told you, this is an elegant art, and it is different from your broken allegro." ”

Xue Guo was helpless: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong reveled and said: "Don't say it, their tap dance is really elegant, I just sat in the first row, just watching their dance, hey......"

He Xiangdong came out of the intoxication and groped in front of his chest.

Xue Guo asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said: "People have misses, horses have stumbled, and they kicked off their shoes. ”

Xue Guo complained: "This thing is not as good as our Allegro." ”

He Xiangdong gestured with his hand: "I put away my shoes and put them away at home, and I will go to watch tap dancing tomorrow night." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "You haven't been kicked enough, have you?"

He Xiangdong said dissatisfiedly: "What is this called?"

Xue Guo said: "Then what are you still doing? Are you addicted to listening?"

He Xiangdong stiffened his neck and said confidently: "I only have one shoe, I can't make a pair." ”

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

The scene was hot, and laughter and boos rang out.

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