Chapter 659: Three Years Overdue
Comrade Niu Zhan took a lot of twists and turns, and finally found a willow tree that was one person thick, and he was ready to upside down, holding the crooked neck tree with both hands, and exerting his strength to eat the dantian. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters.r/>.}
Niu Zhan thought that he really used his strength to eat Nai at this time, and he really ate a box of breakfast Nai in the morning, which was given to him by Wang Shangliang's girl, which also made Niu Zhan so happy that he almost didn't kowtow to Wang Shangliang.
Since he became the boss of the material department of Tulou Town, he did not let his subordinates be treated in this department, whether it was Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, as well as the beauty queen Shangliang, and of course, the handsome guy, they were not very kind to themselves, and they were very helpless.
Niu Zhan also wanted to improve the relationship with his subordinates, but he has never been able to improve the relationship, which makes him very distressed.
Niu Struggle also wanted to talk to a few of his subordinates, understand their respective needs, be a confidant big brother, care about their growth, etc., but the result was only to think about it, and was soon overthrown by himself, this group of bastards are against themselves, can my old cow beg them in a low voice?
When Wang Shangliang gave himself a box of breakfast milk to drink, Niu Zhan was almost moved to tears, and almost didn't hug Wang Shangliang's girl and cried bitterly.
But before Niu struggled to thank Miss Wang Shangliang, his stomach growled, accompanied by a burst of pain, and finally he was too late to run to the toilet.
"Minister Niu, haven't you drunk it for a long time, your stomach is not adaptable, so it will cause you to go to the toilet twenty times in an hour!"
Wang Shangliang said that when the cow struggled, the cow struggled and nodded his head.
"Shangliang, you're so right, my old cow almost doesn't drink Nai, but usually drinks a little occasionally on the wine table, and my stomach is not suitable for this breakfast. ”
Wang Shangliang also said: "Minister Niu, that's it, I bought a good breakfast milk, our sisters are all drinking no problem, your Minister Niu has a problem when you drink it, that is, your stomach is not suitable for this good nai, you can also look at the date of this breakfast nai, it is absolutely fresh." ”
Wang Shangliang picked up the box of breakfast nai, and looked for the production date on the breakfast nai box, she squinted her eyes and searched for a long time before she found it, and when she saw the production date, she screamed.
"I'm going, Minister Niu, I'm so sorry, the production date of my box is the year before last, and it's been three years.
Minister Niu, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to give you this three-year-old one, I really didn't pay attention, I still have a box of breakfast three years ago that I didn't drink, where was I three years ago, did I always bring it here?"
Wang Shangliang apologized to Niu Struggle again and again, Niu Struggle couldn't blame this girl, who made himself unlucky, he finally drank a box of Wang Shangliang's girl, but it was still more than three years old.
In fact, Niu Struggle is not using the strength to eat Nai now, his strength to eat Nai has long been emptied by himself, and the only strength he has now is a little remaining strength.
"Nai Nai's, my old cow doesn't have the strength to eat Nai, my old cow only has a little strength left, then my old cow can still pull up this willow tree. ”
Niu Struggle didn't care about this, and roared at his bull stock: "Nai Nai's, you get up for the old cow!"
As soon as he saw a pop, Niu Struggle felt his crotch stretch open, and at the same time felt that something hot was squirting out.
"I'll go, my old cow didn't pull out this willow tree, but blew up my old cow's plutony. ”
After Niu struggled to stretch for a p, the whole person sat on the ground like a deflated ball, and he forgot that his crotch was stretched, and when he sat on the ground, he hit a stone again, and the pain was so painful that he almost didn't die.
"I checked, a wave of unevenness and wave after wave, why is my old cow so unlucky, the uprooting of the willow tree is not completed, but his crotch is stretched. ”
The willow tree that Niu Struggle hugged did not move at all, not even a leaf fell, Niu Struggle also questioned the credibility of the flower monk Lu Zhishen uprooting the willow tree, my old cow exerted the strength of the p, this willow tree did not move at all, could it be that the flower monk pulled it up, it must be an exaggeration.
Before Comrade Niu Zhan finished questioning, the willow tree he uprooted suddenly tilted and fell down to the top of the road.
"Lao Lu, my old cow believes in you, it is completely possible to pull out the weeping willow, my old cow can pull it up, I believe that your old Lu will also pull it up!"
Niu Zhan was very excited, and was ready to sing a song to express his mood at this moment, and when he was about to show his singing voice, he found a big problem.
"I'll go, Niu struggle, you are happy and sad, you are overjoyed, this tree is obviously upside down to yourself, you don't know how to dodge!"
When Niu Zhan found that the crooked neck willow tree was turning upside down towards him, it was already too late, and the whole tree smashed into Niu Struggle.
Five minutes later, Niu Zhan found that he had been scraped naked by the branches of the willow tree, and all the clothes on his body were scraped, but fortunately he was not injured, not even scratched.
Niu Zhan attributed his luck to the manifestation of Comrade Lu, he knelt on the ground and bowed to the south several times, since Liangshan is in the direction of Shandong, it should be goodbye to the south, thank Lu Zhishen for saving his life.
Niu Struggle used the remaining pieces of cloth to string together the leaves and make a piece of clothing for himself, and he was also very satisfied with the leaf clothes, thinking that this was one of his most proud masterpieces.
Other women's women can embroider, other painters can paint, other people's individual artists can pretend, and my old cow can make zuò clothes out of leaves.
Niu Zhan wore this leaf clothes, hugged this crooked neck willow tree and went back, he felt that where he was waiting for the car just now, he should go back there to wait for the car now, no matter how urgent the matter was, the principle of things still could not be given up.
Niu Zhan hugged the crooked neck tree and walked back, and after walking about two kilometers, he felt that he had walked a little too much, as if the place just now was not so far.
Niu Struggle turned around and walked around the willow tree with a crooked neck, and walked out of a distance of almost two kilometers, he felt that he had gone too far, and he should go back, so he kept going back and forth, Niu Struggle always felt that he had gone too far, but he couldn't find the place where he was waiting for a taxi at the beginning.
"Mom, since the black light can't find the place to wait for the taxi, it's better not to look for it, but my old cow is tired like a grandson, and I blame my old cow for being too lax, why don't I wait for a taxi in the place n bubble n, so it's good to smell the smell with your nose!"
Niu struggled to find the ball and couldn't wait for the taxi at the beginning, he was also tired, this crooked neck tree was more thick than a person, he doubted how he pulled it up, such a thick willow tree, even with an excavator will take a lot of trouble.
In fact, the crooked-necked tree was not pulled up by an ox, but had just been sawn off, and it was a gang of tree thieves.
In fact, none of us know what the purpose of this willow tree can be seen everywhere, but we see that it is elegant, graceful, and sexually close to the pool, with the meaning of peach blossom pornography.
However, everyone doesn't know that this willow tree is a treasure, it has medicinal uses, aspirin is a drug commonly used by humans with antipyretic and analgesic effects, its scientific name is acetylsalicylic acid. The invention of aspirin originated from the willow tree, which can be found everywhere.
In China and the West, people have known since ancient times that willow bark has the miraculous effect of antipyretic and analgesic. In traditional Chinese medicine, willow is also effective in medicine. Catkins: also known as willow, cool and soft, as a pillow core has the function of calming the nerves and hypnosis.
If the catkins are finely ground, it can treat jaundice, hemoptysis, vomiting blood, hematochezia and women's amenorrhea, etc., and can also treat toothache with external use. Willow leaves: willow leaves are the same as catkins, it is rich in tannins, and has the functions of clearing heat and detoxifying, relieving dampness and reducing swelling.
Water decoction can treat upper respiratory tract infections, bronchitis, pneumonia, cystitis, mumps, and pharyngitis. Pounded and applied externally, it can treat heel pain. Willow Branch: Willow branch is a traditional Chinese medicine elixir for bone grafting.
Water decoction can treat coronary heart disease, chronic bronchitis, N-way infection, burns, etc., decoction and fumigation, rheumatoid arthritis has obvious curative effect.
Willow root: can dispel wind and dampness, reduce swelling and relieve pain, can treat carbuncles, toothache, otitis media, jaundice and other diseases, wine boiled and drunk, its wind, swelling, pain relief effect is better.
Willow bark: can remove phlegm and eyes, clear heat and dispel wind, decoction and fumigation can still treat scabies stubborn disease. Willow shavings: It is the decay in the hole of willow insects, decoction water bath or stir-fry hot cloth wrapped in warm ironing, can treat itchy rash and dermatitis.
Therefore, this willow tree is full of treasures, so someone stole it, this group of people are taking advantage of the night to steal the willow tree, sawing the willow tree to the point of breaking, is being lit by Niu Fen with a mobile phone flashlight, they are frightened, and they think it is from the forestry department.
Later, when they saw Niu Fen holding the tree with both hands to uproot the weeping willows, they were even more afraid, thinking that Niu Fen was not from the Forestry Bureau, and might be walking with them, and he was also stealing the tree on a dark and windy night.
A group of them stole trees with a chainsaw like a bald head, and they went together, at least about three people, but this comrade single-handedly did not use a chainsaw to see the tree, only with two R arms.
This group of people seems to have met Lu Zhishen and reincarnated, this Niu Struggle was originally big, and it was almost the same as Lu Zhishen's size, which made this group of people even more afraid.
Before the group was ready to escape, the lonely heroic Minister Niu released a huge P, and blew up the three people who stole the willow tree more than five meters away at once, and while being blown away, they also felt something hot on their cheeks spraying out, and they also fell into the ditch on the side of the road.
When the cow struggled to hold the tree, he had not yet found that the tree had been sawn off, he always thought that it was uprooted by himself, he had the same divine power as the flower monk Lu Zhishen.
When the ox struggled to stand in the middle of the road with the tree in his arms, he suddenly found that the roots of the tree had been sawed off, and he screamed in surprise.
"My mother, my old cow is too powerful, how can I be upside down like this, do I still have bald kung fu, that's not several times more powerful than Lu Zhishen!"
This is a willow tree with a crooked neck, most willow trees have crooked necks, maybe it grows like this to make it easier for people to carry, and this is how easily the cow struggles to carry the crooked neck.
When Niu Zhan was holding the crooked neck tree and sighing for his divine power, a large truck came from behind, and the tires hung on the branches of the willow tree, bringing Niu Zhan to turn in circles like tires.