"You still have to clean it, otherwise you can't eat it, and then where do you put your intestines?" The role of praise is reflected here, if you tease and say that it is fast, he will help you stabilize it, and if it is slow, it will help you mention it, and if you say that it is wrong, it will also help you break it back, so why are the elders of the school who are teasing at the beginning, there is a reason.

He Xiangdong said: "This intestine, put it on your waist, and wrap it around your belt." ”

Fang Wenqi said with a smile: "If you want to say that your knowledge in this industry is not shallow. ”

"That's right, it's all simple, I didn't know what my dad was crazy about last time, he fell in love with someone's big copper hot pot, so I had to brush it away. ”

"Huh, what's this hot pot?"

He Xiangdong gestured: "Let's make wire, doesn't the hot pot have two ears, wrap it with wire, tie it around my waist, and then hang the hot pot under my crotch." ”

Fang Wenqi sighed: "You have this level of stealing and burying talents, how good it is to play acrobatics." ”

"I don't want to change careers. He Xiangdong smiled shyly, and suddenly patted his head and remembered something: "Ouch, it's broken." ”

Fang Wenqi also asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong hurriedly said: "I forgot to pour the hot oil in this hot pot." ”

"What should I do then?" Fang Wenqi also asked anxiously.

He Xiangdong gritted his teeth: "If it really doesn't work, just pour it into my crotch." ”

"Ah, that can't be cooked. ”

He Xiangdong said: "I don't care, it's really okay to serve my dad as a drink." ”

The audience couldn't stop laughing, this kid really didn't slip away.

"Go, don't talk nonsense, this is a matter of inheritance, how can it be cooked, you have to find another way. Fang Wenqi said.

He Xiangdong said: "No, yes, then okay, let my dad scoop out all the hot oil with a spoon." ”

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "That's okay." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "This scooping for a long time is finally finished, this is about to go, our jargon is called foot walking, that is, walking with feet." ”

Fang Wenqi said in disgust: "Okay, don't say your jargon." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "This is about to walk on the foot, it is broken, and I can't walk." ”

"What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong hurriedly said: "What else, I have a hundred catties of things hanging on my body, and there is a big hot pot under my crotch, how can I go." ”

"yes, I can't go. ”

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said, "Hey, my dad gave me a good idea, let me pluck out my ears and walk with my ears out, so it's normal to walk fast, it's impossible for someone to run with their ears out." ”

Saying that, He Xiangdong learned to hang a bunch of things on his body, and he also walked with his legs open while picking out his ears, which made the audience can't help but laugh when they see it.

Fang Wenqi also smiled and said, "This is a good move." ”

He Xiangdong turned his head and smiled: "It's okay, but I haven't come out of this door yet, something happened again, and the owner Boss Zhang is here." ”

Fang Wenqi was also surprised: "Ah, what are people doing at this time?"

He Xiangdong said: "What else can I do, the forty tables of dishes have only served thirty-five tables, can this family not come?"

Fang Wenqi asked again: "Then what about the remaining five tables." ”

He Xiangdong pulled on his body: "It's not all on me." ”

"Hey, that's amazing. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "As soon as Boss Zhang saw my father, he asked, 'I said Master He, there are five tables left, why didn't you ...... No ......' it's over, see me. ”

"It's broken. Fang Wenqi also said.

He Xiangdong made a dialogue between Boss Zhang and his father: "That boss Zhang asked my father, 'Who is this child?', and my father said, 'This is an apprentice from our place', and Boss Zhang asked 'Why is this so fat', and my father explained, 'It's not helping in the back kitchen, it's going to rise as soon as it's hot'." ”

"Expansion and contraction. Fang Wenqi was stunned.

He Xiangdong said: "What kind of person is Boss Zhang, people can see it at a glance, my dad can't deceive people, this is no way, people have to pull us to go inside to reconcile, my dad can't resist him, so they all went, this into the room, there is a big fire kang inside, the old lady in the family is an old cold leg, to plate the fire kang, she is warm, I am hot." ”

Fang Wenqi also responded: "That's not it, you still have five tables of dishes on you." ”

He Xiangdong also said: "Yes, my dad and Boss Zhang are reconciling, I am too hot to do it, I can only lift the lower robe fan of this coat, which can ventilate and cool down, this fan and two fans are broken." ”

Fang Wenqi asked again, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong hurriedly said: "I have a hot pot under the crotch of my pants, I scooped out the hot oil in front, but I didn't get the charcoal out at the bottom, one or two fans, and the charcoal burned again." ”

"Huh?" Fang Wenqi was dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong said: "I don't have a rut, my buttocks are almost ripe, and the black smoke comes out of the collar behind my neck, making me sweaty, and the sweat is like tap water pouring down." As you know, I also have a dough that I kneaded into a cake and put it on top of my head, and I put it in my hat to block it, and when I sweated, the dough melted, and the white slurry water flowed down my face. ”

"Wow, it's spectacular. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "This boss saw it, and he was startled at the time, and hurriedly asked, 'What's wrong with this child, what is this thing in his head', this is also my dad, and other people will definitely not be able to answer when they encounter this situation." ”

Fang Wenqi held it and said, "Then what did your father say?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "My father said, 'Our child is like this, and as soon as it heats up, his brain will sting. ”

"Huh?" Fang Wenqi was dumbfounded.

The audience laughed too.

An old man and a young man bowed to the audience and stepped off the stage, this cross talk is called "Making a Kitchen", which is a traditional old joke, and the two of them have also changed the final bottom, the original bottom is "Our child is a cream head", and now it is changed to "Brains flow when it is hot", and the laughing fruit is better.

When the two of them withdrew, the audience was still talking.

"This cross talk is fun, it's so good. ”

"Yes, it's really different from what you see on TV, you can come to all kinds of jokes. ”

"They seem to be talking about traditional cross talk, and I haven't heard any of these things in it. ”

"I like that kid, it's funny, it's so clever. ”

"yes, I like it too, it's so fun. ”

"I'll be here tomorrow. ”

"I'll come too. ”

……

In the 80s, people's entertainment was very scarce, and they basically listened to the radio, and TV said that it had entered thousands of households, but the whole of China was more than thousands of households, and the penetration rate of TV was very low.

So the music art of that era was still relatively popular, recitation of cross talk, storytelling, allegro, Shandong Kuaishu and the like, drum music of the Beijing rhyme drum, Xihe drum, plum blossom drum, Henan pendant, single string, etc., there were hundreds of kinds when they were prosperous, but after the 21st century, they died out to more than a dozen, many kinds of music were not inherited, the artist died, and the music type died, which is really sad.

There are many reasons for this, both internal and external, take cross talk as an example, it was popular in the 80s, but the cross talk market disappeared in the 90s, and no one listened to it. On the one hand, cross talk is becoming more and more rigid and patterned, and on the other hand, the development of various entertainment industries, such as television, movies, animation, songs, sketches, dramas, and other entertainment cultures are rapidly popularizing, which has dealt a heavy blow to the already rigid cross talk.

Of course, the words are still the same sentence, there is never outdated art, only outdated artists, you can't blame anyone.