He Xiangdong continued: "Later, this policeman was out of line, and he couldn't beat or scold this old man. ”

Fang Wenqi also said: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Later, there was no way, so I brought Manager Lin here again, and Manager Lin got the old man away after saying anything, you see how worry-free this is." ”

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "It's too difficult to get." ”

He Xiangdong smiled, and said to Wenqi: "Manager Lin's father is difficult to serve, and your father is not much better, so let me tell you about your father's ......."

"Go. Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong away, and said angrily: "My father has been dead for decades, why don't you talk about other people's fathers, why don't you talk about your father." ”

He Xiangdong said, "My father? ”

"Why isn't your dad like this?"

He Xiangdong explained: "My father, he is a cook. ”

Fang Wenqi said: "What's wrong with the cook, does it matter?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "Of course, my father is a big chef, and he is a person with status, so he can't do this, for fear of being embarrassed." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "Your father is a cook, why haven't I heard of it?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "There is a liberation hotel in Tianjin, do you know?"

"Yes, this is a big hotel. ”

This is live, He Xiangdong said again: "There is a master He who is in charge of the spoon, you know, this is my father." ”

"Oh, Master He, I've heard of it. ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "I've heard of it, that's my father." ”

Fang Wenqi said again: "But there are seven masters surnamed He in it." ”

"Just the shorter one. ”

"There are four short ones. ”

"It's still a little fat. ”

"There are three fat ones. ”

"No, the white one. ”

"There are also two white ones. ”

He Xiangdong was suddenly anxious: "You have to find me one more father, right?" ”

Fang Wenqi also explained: "I don't care, the key is whether your mother is happy or not." ”

"Go, is there such a thing as you. ”

The audience laughed, this burden sounded, and the burden is also big and small, and it is impossible for a cross talk to be all big burdens, otherwise the audience will be tired of laughing, and the effect will not come out.

Of course, cross talk can be funny, but whether cross talk is good or not is not based on amusement, the deepest realm in cross talk is that there is no too funny baggage in the whole process, but it just makes you reluctant to leave, for fear of missing a word.

Mr. Ma Sanli, the cross talk master, is one of the representatives, and the style of their Ma Pai cross talk is tepid, not light, not heavy, not meaty, and there are not too many funny burdens in it, but it can make you prick up your ears and be reluctant to miss a word, this kind of realm is too profound.

He Xiangdong continued: "My dad is just that one, no one else. ”

Fang Wenqi also said: "Oh, it's the short, short, chubby, white and pure master surnamed He." ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "That's right, this is my father, if you want to say that my father's cooking skills are really good, it is frying, cooking, frying, stewing, boiling, boiling, full of Han and Han dishes, north and south dishes, sold in a timely manner, and there are no local snacks that he can't do." ”

Fang Wenqi was surprised: "So powerful?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's not it, in addition to my father being a cook in the Liberation Hotel, usually anyone who needs to ask a cook for a wedding or funeral is invited to my father, and I often help in the back kitchen." ”

Fang Wenqi asked again, "What can you do as a child?"

He Xiangdong said: "I can help, I pick vegetables, peel garlic, and wash vegetables and cut vegetables, hey, you don't do this, you don't know this work." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "What kind of work is this, why don't I know." ”

"This work is the work...... He Xiangdong stretched out his right hand and pulled it down, then stuffed it into his pocket, and said: "It's such a job, it's a work." ”

"Steal?" Fang Wenqi's eyes widened.

He Xiangdong hurriedly stopped the master: "Go and go, be quiet, what are you shouting, what is stealing, what is stealing, we are this flick (fou second sound)." ”

"What's a whisk?"

He Xiangdong whispered: "This is our jargon, which means stealing." ”

Fang Wenqi was anxious: "Isn't this still stealing, hey, no, I said that you father and son stole other people's things, and you also said that your father is not the same as Manager Lin's father, your nature is much worse." ”

He Xiangdong explained: "We can't call it stealing, isn't there such an old saying, if the cook doesn't steal, the grain will not be abundant." ”

Fang Wenqi was all angry: "Hey, it's really reasonable, what did you all steal?"

The audience is laughing too.

He Xiangdong continued: "It's not a month, there is a boss Zhang in the east of the city, who married his daughter and held a banquet, and opened forty tables, so he called my father to help cook." ”

Go on. ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is not cooking, I also went to help, after making thirty-five tables, my father felt that he could start whisking." ”

Fang Wenqi also said: "I'm going to steal it." ”

He Xiangdong pointed to the table and said: "There are more than 20 catties of pork on the kitchen table, my father said, come and whisk it up." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "How can you whisk so much pork?"

He Xiangdong gestured with his hand: "Take a thick wire, put a hook on both ends, cut the pork into two large pieces, hang one on one hook, and then hang this hook around my neck, and these two large pieces of pork are hung on the chest." ”

"Hey, that's professional enough. ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, we all wear coats when we go to help the cook, this is spacious, and there are many things that can be brushed." ”

"It's really equipped. ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, we can not only whisk pork, but also beef, and there were more than 20 catties of beef for the cook that day, and my dad also said, come and whisk up." ”

Fang Wenqi's eyes widened: "There are still twenty catties of beef?

He Xiangdong said: "It's the same, it's also a thick wire, hook it and hang two large pieces of meat, hang it behind my back, and put the wire in front of my neck." ”

Fang Wenqi exclaimed: "Ah? You have dozens of catties of things hanging from the front wire and the back wire, so you can't strangle your neck?"

He Xiangdong sighed: "So life is not easy." ”

The audience laughed, and the thief lamented that life was not easy.

Fang Wenqi also gave a thumbs up: "It's not easy to do your job." ”

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "It's all okay, we all have tricks, we can't strangle to death, it's like whisking mutton, which has to be stuck in the back of the heart, whisking the plate oil, this has to stick to the left rib, whisking the valuable plate, it has to be pasted on the right rib, whisking the dough is kneaded into a cake and stuffed into a hat to cover, this is all a trick." ”

"Oh, that's a lot of knowledge. ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, it's just that this sesame oil is blowing, it's difficult, and it can't be bottled and taken away." ”

"How do you whisk sesame oil?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, yes, it's really not good, I'll drink it, and then pull it out." ”

"Huh, pull it out, it's still sesame oil. ”

The audience couldn't hold back their laughter.

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "I don't care." ”

Fang Wenqi hurriedly stopped him: "It doesn't matter, if you pull it out, it's not sesame oil." ”

He Xiangdong asked, "This can't work?"

"Of course not. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Then we also have a way, get a pig intestine and fill it with sesame oil. ”

"The intestines have to be cleaned. ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "I don't care." ”

"Go. Fang Wenqi shouted.

The audience laughed, and the kid said that he was a poop and pee.