The master vomited blood, and if he was not rushed to the hospital, he would vomit blood and die, and the asphalt pavement was soaked in a large area, as if he had killed a pig, and it became a blood-stained demeanor.

"Everyone, don't rush to the hospital, you still need to tie the bell to the bell, and you also need a heart medicine doctor for heart disease, this big brother's vomiting of blood is caused by money, as long as I leave on a bicycle, he will stop vomiting blood immediately. ”

When the young man on the bike said this, the crowd looked at him with wide eyes.

"Really, you still have the ability to stop the bleeding, so you can ride away now, so that he can stop the bleeding immediately. ”

The lad did not waste any more time, and rode away on his king of mountain bikes, Nikolai.

His Nikolai is really worthy of being the king of bicycles, the quality is really good, it is pressed under the bottom of the car by the light of the master's Wuling, there is no damage at all, not even a little paint has come off, and it is intact like a new car.

The miracle is that as soon as the young man on the bicycle left, the priest's vomiting of blood immediately stopped, not only did he stop vomiting blood, but he also immediately got up from the ground, except for his face was a little pale, there was no other abnormal phenomenon.

"Ouch, this guy is finally gone, but it makes me anxious. ”

"Hey, is the blood in this place really your own blood, how do we look at it, how do we look at it, how do we look like it, how do you look like that pig's blood, spit it out and it will directly become a pig's blood." ”

The master spit out so much blood, but if nothing happened, it was almost as natural as spitting out some saliva as usual, Miao Buzheng and Chang Short, and Comrade Qu Duckweed were all stunned, they really couldn't believe that the blood in this place would be the blood in the master's own body.

The big guys didn't believe that the blood of this place was spit out by themselves, so the master broke his mouth and let the big guy see.

"Everyone, take a look, let's see if this blood is spit out of the body of this master, and then you can take a good look at whether our master can produce pig blood.

Guys, I also tell the big guys, the key is that this money is in trouble, a bicycle is more than 200,000 yuan, which of you is not in a hurry to vomit blood. ”

"Yes, whoever encounters this will be so anxious that they will vomit blood, just a broken bicycle will cost more than 200,000 yuan, it's not that no one can stand this injury. ”

The big guys feel the same way, there are some things in the world that are really unimaginable, who would have thought that hitting a bicycle turned out to be more expensive than the average car.

"Master, what you just said counts, you promised to invite the big guy to eat buffet seafood, now you should invite us to eat, we will eat your meal as a matter of course, you have saved more than 200,000 yuan, and you have earned more than 200,000 yuan in vain." ”

How did Miao Buzheng calculate this account, Chang Short and Qu Duckweed didn't understand, how could it be called making more than 200,000 yuan for nothing, but the master didn't have a dime in the account.

However, Comrade Sifu agreed with Miao Buzheng's statement.

"Team Leader Miao, you don't need to count this account as my master, this is not more than 200,000 yuan in vain, I also made a lot of money, isn't it just a buffet of seafood, it is ten meals of eight seafood, and my master is also the one who deserves it." ”

"Wait a minute, Master, do you really mean what you say?"

The master was a little enthusiastic, and he thought that it would be a good idea to ask for ten or eight times to buffet seafood, so Miao Buzheng directly shouted to stop and asked him emphatically.

The master patted his chest vigorously, and he spat out two mouthfuls of fresh blood, and he replied solemnly to Miao Buzheng.

"Team Leader Miao, our master has always counted when he speaks, and he has never said that he doesn't count. ”

Miao Buzheng took out a pen and paper and handed it to the master: "Brother, I like to be a brother to a person like you who has never counted, since you are not allowed to invite everyone to buffet seafood ten times and eight times, then write a promise, you don't write ten times eight times so much, you can write eighteen times." ”

The master took the paper and pen that Miao Buzheng handed over, his face suddenly turned pale, and then he spit out two cups of blood, which is the kind of disposable paper cup, which can probably hold about two or five pieces of blood, and two cups are nearly half a catty.

"Brother Miao, do you want to be so serious?"

Miao Bu was nodding vigorously.

"You have to be so serious, you've said it yourself, you always talk count, you can't talk and don't count. ”

While vomiting blood, the master wrote down that he would invite the big guy to eat seafood ten times and eight times, a total of eighteen times of seafood buffet.

The master also felt that the culture of the motherland was too broad and profound, and vague words abounded, such as how these ten times eight times became eighteen times.

The four of them entered the self-service seafood city, found a place to sit down, and as soon as they entered the self-service seafood city with their front feet, Comrade Fang Cun ran in with a green bag of melon seeds, and the goods ran away with a sweat.

"Fang Cun, I asked you to take a taxi, why did you take a taxi and sweat a lot. ”

Qu duckweed saw Fang Cun running panting, sweating profusely, as if he had been chased by others for dozens of kilometers.

"Duckweed, I took a taxi to the address you said. ”

The surveyor was as tired as a donkey, and he couldn't breathe, and he looked like he was about to break a piece.

"Fang Cun, since you came by taxi, why are you so tired like a donkey, looking at the sweat on your head, I suspect that you were chased by a taxi. ”

Qu duckweed was very heartbroken, and she took a large handful of napkins to help him wipe his sweat.

Fang Cun replied: "Duckweed, don't you know, I first took a taxi, all the way to this self-service seafood city, and when I arrived at the destination, I felt in my pocket and found that there was no money, and the money was paid for Team Leader Miao's pants." ”

Miao duckweed said: "Fang Cun, you are so stupid, you find that you have no money, then you quickly call us, so that we can send you money." ”

Fang Cun said: "Duckweed, I'm not really stupid, I was thinking of calling you, but I took out my mobile phone and saw that the phone was out of battery, so I discussed with the driver if I could take a free car, and the driver told me that I could, that is, he broke my two legs, and he also took out a kitchen knife and shook it at me, I was so frightened that I had to open the car door and run, as a result, I ran through the streets and alleys through seven streets and eight alleys, and finally got rid of the taxi." ”

", Fang Cun, your ancestors are from Kenya, you are from a long-distance running family, you can actually dump the taxi, who doesn't know that the taxi in the city is the most bullish, and the ability to drill loopholes is unbeatable. ”

The surveyor often gave a short thumbs up to Fang Cun, but Comrade Fang Cun hugged Miao Buzheng's thigh.

"Brother Miao, you have to pay me back the money I paid for the pants, and because you ran away in your pants, I also suffered a head of green bags, and you almost broke my legs, you have to compensate me for all this. ”

Miao Buzheng said: "Fang Cun, you can't blame me, you can only blame your poor reflexes, who can blame you for your stupid head, I have obviously been hinting at it, but you are like a papaya and pestle there, then there is only one reason, that is, when you see that the waiter is beautiful, you can't move your legs." ”

As soon as Miao Bu said this, Fang Cun blushed and swallowed his saliva.

"Well, Brother Miao, you're quite right, you've been hinting all the time, you've been asking the waiter if he can jump, squat, or run, and I'm really too stupid to react.

Indeed, there is a reason why this waitress is so beautiful, I really keep staring at her, my eyes have never left her little face, I have never seen such a beautiful little girl. ”

"Fang Cun, you can go back to the mall for this girl now, look at your flashing appearance, your two small triangular eyes, and still stay on the face of the little waiter!"

Qu duckweed twisted Fang Cun's ears up, and he found that he was in trouble, and he regretted it, why tell the truth in front of Qu duckweed, women are jealous.

Fang Cun's punishment is that the big guy eats buffet seafood, and he can only stand aside and watch the big guy eat, this punishment can be said to be the most uncomfortable punishment, Comrade Fang Cun's saliva dripped into the trash can next to him like rain.

Miao Bu is telling sù square inch, the money to buy pants will give you square inches sooner or later, you just need to keep a good account, and when you calculate the general account together, you will put one hundred and twenty hearts, and you will not lose a penny or a dime less than his square inch.

Fang Cun was puzzled by Miao Buzheng's words, and he didn't know when the general ledger would be calculated, whether it would be calculated once a month or once a year.

After eating the seafood buffet, Miao Buzheng touched his mouth and left, Comrade Fang Cun didn't move his feet, why didn't he move his feet, because he didn't leave an inch but didn't take a bite.

Fang Cun swept away Miao Buzheng and Chang Short, as well as the rest of the self-service seafood soup that the master and Qu duckweed and others ate left, and these people were too ruthless, and they only ate the soup stock, and nothing else was left.

The chef waited for Fang Cun in the van, and in five minutes, they found that Fang Cun was chased out by the clerks in the self-service seafood city, and the employees of the self-service seafood city were all blue and red dresses, and they were all holding the soup spoon in their hands.

"Master, what are you still doing in a daze, you hurry up and start the van and run, don't you see that there are hundreds of clerks chasing Fang Cun here. ”

Fang Cun was chased out by more than a hundred clerks from the self-service hot pot city, and the master was stupid, this situation was no less than a street battle, and Miao Buzheng urged the master to drive away quickly.

The master asked: "Team Leader Miao, Fang Cun is being chased by so many people, we don't wait for him to get in the car, then if he is caught up by others, then Fang Cun's life will not be lost!"

"Master, you fool, is it important to have one person's life, or the life of five people, if you don't drive, all four of us will be dead, and we will all have to accompany Fang Cun to finish."

Besides, you didn't see it just now, Fang Cun's most courageous thing is to run, his ancestors fled from Kenya, the best at escaping, and the taxi can't catch him, not to mention the hundred hot pot clerks who rely on their legs. ”

Miao Bu told the master, and the master felt that it was reasonable.

"That's right, Team Leader Miao, Fang Cun is indeed a guy who can't run to death, and he can't even catch his ass in a taxi, so this group of clerks is out of reach, so we don't care about him. ”

The master drove away in the van, and the remaining inches were chased by the hundred hot pot clerks, and Fang Cun sued these hot pot clerks while running.

"I kindly tell you, don't chase me, you should chase that van, my ancestors came from Kenya, and the best thing to do is to escape!"