Chapter 499: This handsome guy is going to be completely rude
Smile arises from a person, and pain arises from a person. A snub will make you feel depressed, and a sentence of missing you will make you feel happy. Therefore, when love is there, it must be cherished.
This passage was read by Wang Xiaoyue at 2:56 a.m. when she asked Gao Feng to read it in front of her window, Gao Feng knew that Wang Xiaoyue's nerves were a little abnormal, and he asked himself to go to the police station to read this word in the middle of the night.
Gao Feng had to go again, and the abnormal time of women in love is estimated to account for most of them, and only a small part of them are normal times.
In fact, it is normal for people to have a few people, and everyone has them when they commit neuropathy, and they will commit it if they can't help it.
Gao Feng became the first cow in history, in the middle of the night three watches into the police station is like entering the garden, he never has to open the door, a long jump from the electric door of the police station to leap over, the military career has not been in vain, and he has practiced a kung fu of flying eaves and walking on the wall.
Of course, the old man at the police station has long slept like a dead pig, this old man likes to listen to singing, and he is still an old man who is well-read in operas, and he can listen to any opera, what Peking Opera Huangmei Opera Henan Henan Henan Opera Hebei Bangzi, that is all tired of listening, when Gao Feng flew through the gate, the radio in the guard room was still playing Huangmei Opera.
Today, when Gao Feng flew through the gate of the police station, a new situation appeared, he flew through the electric gate and fell into a bucket, which seemed to be filled with a foreign object, Gao Feng's feet were deep in, and his entire knee did not enter, it seems that the bucket is still very deep.
In the past, the door lights of the police station were on, but today the door lights are not on, and the front of the door is dark, and you can't see anything, let alone the situation inside the door.
Gao Feng felt that he was familiar with the road, and he had to enter the police station almost every three or five days, because the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue always fell ill in the middle of the night.
Without thinking, Gao Feng leaped over the door, only to fall into a bucket, feeling his legs sink into a foreign body, still that mushy thing.
Gao Feng probed the foreign object in the bucket with his hand, and sniffed a foul smell before reaching the tip of his nose, and Gao Feng screamed.
"I'll check, who did a good deed, who put a bucket of cow feces at the door of this police station. ”
Gao Feng pondered that his whereabouts had been discovered, and he used to think that he had come and gone without a trace, but now that he saw this bucket of cow feces, it seemed that someone had already discovered his whereabouts and prepared a large bucket of cow feces.
Gao Feng's first thought was the old man of the doorman, he went straight to the doorman, the doorman's door was still hidden, and the light in the doorman was also on, Gao Feng pushed the door and went straight to the compartment inside.
Unexpectedly, the door of the cubicle was also hidden, and the lights inside were also on, Gao Feng found that the old man was cowering in the quilt, the radio was placed next to the pillow, and the radio was still playing Huangmei opera.
Gao Feng tiptoed close to the old doorman's bed, and even if he tiptoed, there was a series of cow poop in the guard's room and cubicle.
Gao Feng stretched out his hands and pinched the old man of the doorman, he wanted to pinch the old man for a while, at least let him roll his eyes twenty times, and let him know what it was like to harm himself.
Of course, Gao Feng also calculated in his heart that an old man like the doorman could only pinch for a while, and his white eyes could not exceed twenty one, so he might swallow his breath and ascend to heaven.
Gao Feng sneered as he pinched his hands towards the old man's neck, and he grabbed the old man's neck.
Suddenly, there was a strange cry, like the cry of a baby, and like the howl of a wild cat, the most terrible of sounds.
If, in the middle of the night, the third watch heard this kind of cry, it would be simply terrifying, and even the bold Gao Feng was scared half to death.
Gao Feng was scared into a cold sweat, his scalp was numb, the back of his buttocks was cold, and the soles of his feet were cold.
Gao Feng took a few steps back, leaned against the wall to stabilize himself, and it took a long time to stabilize his mind, and he dared to lift the futon on the bed, and Gao Feng found that the bed was not an old man with a doorman, but a big duck that would crow if he pinched his body wrapped in a child to play.
"I'll check, this old man, he's turned into a duck, and he's playing empty city tricks with me. ”
The old janitor may have been preparing for days, or maybe he had been playing only the radio at the doorman for days in a row, while he had gone to sleep elsewhere.
Unable to find the old man of the guard, Gao Feng could only leave countless cow poop footprints in the janitorial room, he looked at the cow poop footprints in the room like black plum blossoms, he still felt unrelieved, and brought in the bucket containing cow poop, and poured the cow poop inside into the guard room, the house was full of cow feces, all of them smelled of cow, and even the opera sung on the radio carried the smell of cow poop.
Gao Feng left the guard room and went straight to Wang Xiaoyue's dormitory, he also left footprints of cow poop all the way, bit by bit like black plum blossoms, Gao Feng also felt that his masterpiece was too artistic, this is an eclectic painting master.
Gao Feng knocked on the window of Wang Xiaoyue's dormitory and softly called Wang Xiaoyue's name.
"Xiaoyue, I'm here to read to you, wake up, open your ears and listen. ”
After calling for more than five minutes, Wang Xiaoyue woke up, and she was very angry.
"Who are you, you still don't let people sleep, what kind of window do you knock on in the middle of the night, are you a human or a ghost? ”
Gao Feng lowered his voice: "Xiaoyue, it's me, I'm Gao Feng, I'm not a ghost, you didn't ask me to read something to you." ”
"Hmph, where are you all dead, this girl has been waiting for you for a long time, and there is no one left and right, if our police are like you, the daylily will not be cold." ”
Miss Wang Xiaoyue was full of resentment, and she was angry with Gao Feng, so Gao Feng had to explain to her in a low voice.
"Xiaoyue, how can there be half a day, just five minutes, you can look at the phone records, it's only five minutes, but there is a new situation today, a little emergency. ”
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, the explanation is a cover-up, you didn't take me to heart at all, what a new situation and an emergency, where did the three watches come from in the middle of the night, you better hurry up and read the words. ”
Gao Feng wanted to explain that he had encountered an unexpected situation, but he was plotted by the old man of the doorman, and stepped on a bucket of cow feces, and before Gao Feng could explain, Wang Xiaoyue was extremely impatient.
"Smile is born of a person, pain is born of a person. A snub will make you feel depressed, and a sentence of missing you will make you feel happy. Therefore, when love is there, it must be cherished. ”
Gao Feng didn't say anything more, took out his mobile phone and followed the short belief sent by Wang Xiaoyue, and after reading it, Wang Xiaoyue became angry.
"Gao Feng, this girl has long known that you will read this sentence without emotion like this, you ask yourself if you are emotionless, it is not as good as the primary school student who reads the Three Character Sutra has feelings, you also touch your face, feel if you are expressionless, or that stiff computer face, are you a zombie?"
Wang Xiaoyue stinked Gao Feng fiercely, Gao Feng was also poor in words, Wang Xiaoyue's scolding was reasonable, he really didn't pronounce the feeling, and his face was expressionless, always with a stiff expression, as if someone owed him money.
"Hehe, Xiaoyue, who wrote this word, I don't know in what state of mind she wrote it, how can I understand feelings, don't be angry, I'll read it to you again, I'll add some more feelings." ”
Gao Feng not only recited this passage again, but he recited it again ninety-nine and eighty-one times, until his mouth was dry and his throat and eyes were smoking.
Of course, Wang Xiaoyue was still not satisfied, and told Comrade Gao Feng very angrily: "Gao Feng, pull it down, stop making noise in front of this girl's window, go back quickly, this girl can be regarded as meeting a ruthless and unrighteous person, such emotional words written by others, but they taste like chewing wax in your mouth, don't insult other people's feelings." ”
"Hehe, Xiaoyue, you don't know that I can't recite these words, just spare me, don't make such words for me to recite in the future, now you let me in." ”
Wang Xiaoyue was angry, Gao Feng still had to accompany the smiling face, it was finally a good deal, if you are not satisfied, you will not be satisfied, how can a woman be satisfied, a woman's heart is deeper than the sea, and the things she asks for can never be satisfied.
"Gao Feng, you are so boring, you still want to enter this girl's room, you don't have a door, where do you go, don't prevent this girl from dreaming." ”
If the task is not completed well, it will be considered completed, and the final result will not be allowed to go in to see Wang Xiaoyue, hug this girl, and feel the body temperature of the opposite sex, Gao Feng thought so wholeheartedly, but Wang Xiaoyue refused.
"I'll check, Wang Xiaoyue, you called me over in the middle of the night to read the words, I read it to you ninety-nine eighty-one times, and it was only eighty-one difficult for Tang Seng Xitian to learn the scriptures, eighty-one difficulties have passed, and people have also obtained the true scriptures, you won't let this handsome guy pass the eighty-one difficulties, and he won't even give the scriptures."
Wang Xiaoyue, are you still a person, this handsome guy came over in the middle of the night, and fell into the trap of the dead old man of the doorman, and made a commotion, you said that if you don't let you into the room, you won't let you enter the room, do you still have a little human touch?"
Gao Feng is on fire, and he is sleeping soundly, and you Wang Xiaoyue woke up with a phone call, and he recited what words he was nervous about.
"Hmph, Gao Feng, you are still reasonable, think about how you treat this girl, this girl asked you to recite the words, it is not a simple recitation, it is to let you understand the deep meaning of the word, not only did you not realize it, but also directly burst into foul language, and I checked it.
Gao Feng, as a man, you shouldn't have some responsibility, you shouldn't love a weak woman like this girl, you can't treat me with your heart, you treat this girl in such a rough way, that doesn't prove that you don't have this girl in your heart at all, so what else to talk about cherishing, you don't understand this girl's heart at all. ”
Gao Feng lost her temper, Wang Xiaoyue was also angry, she had already jumped out of bed, stood in front of the window and pointed at the glass and scolded Gao Feng, the light in her room was on, and Gao Feng could see Wang Xiaoyue dancing in front of the window.
"I'll check, Wang Xiaoyue, you stinky girl, this handsome guy will be rude, this handsome guy will treat you roughly, what can you do, a girl like you who is nervous at every turn, then you can't be treated gently, then you must be treated roughly.
Wang Xiaoyue, have you had enough nerves, you got Lao Tzu over in the middle of the night, just let Lao Tzu be played by you, you can play Lao Tzu, even your old man is a handsome guy.
Wang Xiaoyue, didn't you say that this handsome guy was rude, didn't you say that this handsome guy was rude, then this handsome guy was completely rude, and this handsome guy wanted to be completely rude to you. ”
Gao Feng remembered the good deeds done by the old man of the doorman, he was completely furious, and directly broke in the window and picked up Wang Xiaoyue and threw it on the bed, Wang Xiaoyue screamed in fright.
"Gao Feng, what are you going to do, you can break through the window, but why did you leave plum blossom prints on the window, and there are black footprints in this girl's boudoir." ”
"Haha, what a plum blossom print, that's cow poop. ”
Gao Feng is laughing.