He Xiangdong performed logging for only ten seconds, he stopped and glanced at Guo Qing, and found that the child was still stupid, his brows furrowed slightly, it seemed that he couldn't take this burden, but the performance had to continue, he continued: "Then, you grew up and started school." ”

Guo Qing reacted and said, "I want to go to school." ”

Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan, who entered the door, both frowned, how did the burden just now smash, what's going on?

He Xiangdong continued: "You can be naughty enough at school. ”

Guo Qing waved his hand and said, "Hey, kid, how can you not be naughty." ”

He Xiangdong said: "There are a lot of trees planted in the school, and you love to climb them, and you took those children to climb together." ”

"The Kid King. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Climbing that tree is all about digging birds' nests, children love to play with birds, and once I was lucky enough to catch a lark. ”

"This bird is good. Guo Qing praised it.

The lark was caught and immediately screamed in fright. He Xiangdong opened his mouth and learned the scream of the lark: "Chirp chirp chirp ......"

It's only three seconds, and he's just learned, and he hasn't practiced yet, so he's done his best to last three seconds. Despite this, the audience was still very powerful, and the applause was louder than any time. The reason why you have to learn birdsong in traditional ventriloquism is because this is the most ornamental.

Guo Qing was completely dumbfounded when he watched it this time.

Dumbfounded, there was Fan Wenquan who was at the entrance door, and the old man turned around and said, "Senior brother, this ventriloquist is definitely not what you taught, absolutely not." ”

Fang Wenqi smiled faintly, sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, and the old god was saying, "I didn't say that I taught it." ”

Fan Wenquan thought for a moment and said, "It was taught by Zhang Yushu, right, it was Zhang Yushu." ”

Fang Wenqi nodded with a smile.

Fan Wenquan slapped his thigh in annoyance and said, "That's you, others can't please him, you are a lifelong friendship." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "It's too early to admit defeat." ”

Fan Wenquan replied: "It's still early, it's too early to say who wins and who loses." ”

Fang Wenqi just smiled and didn't refute.

On the stage, He Xiangdong continued: "That lark is very scared, but fortunately, my senior brother is kind-hearted and loves small animals, so he basically can't leave for a while. ”

He Xiangdong looked at Guo Qing, Guo Qing was stunned for a moment before replying, he was already a beat slower: "Ahh

The atmosphere was also lively, but the audience didn't see the accident, but still gave laughter.

The faces of the two old men in the background suddenly became gloomy, and the second time they didn't catch the burden, Fan Wenquan frowned and said: "What's going on with this Guo Qing, I usually praise it very well, why didn't I catch so much baggage today, the two of them are like they haven't lived together." ”

The speaker was unintentional, and when he heard it, Fang Wenqi's face darkened at that time, and his apprentice knew best, I was afraid that it was He Xiangdong, a child who didn't know the height of the sky.

On stage, Guo Qing was also secretly blaming himself, it was not that he couldn't catch the burden just now, but he was so distracted by He Xiangdong's ventriloquist that he bit the tip of his tongue to concentrate at the moment, but he couldn't smash it.

He Xiangdong continued: "Actually, if you want to say that you have money, it's still your family. ”

Guo Qing waved his hand and said, "Hey, don't mention the money." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You eat well at home, and you are exquisite." ”

Guo Qing nodded and smiled: "Yes, it's okay." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The stewed stew you ate at home in the morning, the small intestine that you browned." ”

Guo Qing admitted: "Yes, Beijing's famous snacks." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The stewed stew of the small intestine Chen, their family eats this every day, and they can't leave it." ”

Guo Qing also said: "That's delicious." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "The stewed hanger that I ate at noon. ”

Guo Qing's eyes widened and he said in astonishment: "Large intestine?"

The audience couldn't hold back at this time.

He Xiangdong introduced: "What is a hanger, this is Beijing dialect, after the pig killing master kills the pig, he will pull out the big intestine, clean it, find a rope to hang it and drain it, this is called a hanger, and their family eats this at noon." ”

Guo Qing looked disgusted: "Our family eats this." ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "This is delicious, and I will change the tricks at night." ”

"What?" Guo Qing asked.

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Large intestines." ”

"Eat it raw. ”

The audience was happy, and the baggage rang.

In fact, it is eaten raw, fish and meat, this method of slicing and eating raw has existed in our country thousands of years ago, and this is what I don't get tired of eating. Later, it spread to Japan, and the Japanese opened the store in China, and changed the name to sashimi, but everyone knew Japanese sashimi but did not know Chinese sashimi. In 84, some people will still know about it, sashimi is not popular in China, and most of the restaurants are still state-run at this time, and ordinary people can eat the shops opened by foreigners.

He Xiangdong picked up the folding fan on the table and said: "Their family goes to the slaughterhouse for dinner, and the pig slaughterer there is ready to eat and fresh." ”

After speaking, He Xiangdong used the folding fan as a pig-killing knife to bite his mouth, and his figure was also extremely neat, pretending to be the pig-killing master to get a pig, stepping on it, taking off the folding fan on his mouth, and stabbing the pig's neck as a pig-killing knife, and then pulling it down, twisting out the large intestine with his hand.

He Xiangdong didn't get up, so he hurriedly said, "Come, senior brother, come and follow with your mouth." ”

"Oh, what the?"

He Xiangdong shouted again: "Hurry up and eat, your father is still waiting behind, and your mother, don't worry, don't rob, don't rob." ”

Seeing that He Xiangdong was talking more and more, Guo Qing pushed He Xiangdong and said, "I haven't heard of it, what a mess this is." ”

The audience is very enthusiastic, and I haven't heard the laughter at the bottom since I said this paragraph. He Xiangdong said that feces and urine are a must, otherwise why would Fang Wenqi call him the king of feces and urine.

Guo Qing also glared at He Xiangdong with his eyes, the meaning was obvious, that is, to ask the other party if it was intentional.

He Xiangdong also smiled and said in a very soft voice: "Art, art, all for art." ”

Guo Qing's face suddenly turned black to the bottom of the pot.

The performance has to continue, He Xiangdong said: "When it comes to money, you still have to talk about your family, this is really an aristocratic life, and it has been modernized ahead of schedule." ”

Guo Qing asked rhetorically: "Eating three meals of pork intestines a day is modernization." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "You didn't say that." ”

"Go. Guo Qing was in a hurry at that time.

He Xiangdong smiled, and the audience also laughed enthusiastically, almost, it's time to live, he said: "Senior brother, your family is so rich, you still have to carry me, my family is poor." ”

Guo Qingdao: "Of course it's no problem. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then let's do business together." ”

Guo Qing was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Do you have money to do business?"

He Xiangdong said: "Senior brother, you are bored, didn't you say that you want to give me a hand, if I have money, why should I beg you." ”

Hearing this, Guo Qing shook his head with a smile and said, "It's okay to carry you, but we can't go in with money for nothing." ”

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said slightly angrily: "Who do you look down on, I don't have any cash, but I have a baby at home." ”

"Oh, what baby?"

He Xiangdong said: "I have five ancestral treasures at home, and if I take one out and sell it, I can buy half of Tianjin City." ”

Guo Qing was taken aback: "Hey, it's so valuable." ”

He Xiangdong said proudly: "That's." ”

Guo Qingdao: "What a baby, let's listen to it." “