Aunt Cleaning told Gao Feng that she only opened a five-yuan traffic package a month, and she usually rubbed the wireless network of the project department, and the WeChat she sent to her husband just now was not sent, and her husband could not be contacted, so you should hurry up and chase him.

Gao Feng almost didn't jump up when he heard it, he yelled at his aunt, since you didn't send out WeChat, why didn't you say it earlier, and let us wait for a few minutes, aren't you wasting our time like this?

The cleaning aunt is still unhappy, she told Gao Feng to be polite, she is so enthusiastic to help you, you should thank me, Gao Feng said that she is warm-hearted, you are freezing time.

Maybe the time was missed in just a few minutes, Guo Fugui's key would not be able to find the ball, the big wooden box would not be opened, and the headless documents inside would not be visible.

Aunt Cleaning told Gao Feng, since you think this is a waste of time, then why don't you hurry up and chase my husband, and still with Aunt Ben and a woman's mother-in-law here.

Gao Feng was speechless by this cleaning aunt, so he asked her where your husband went, and the aunt shook her head and told Gao Feng that she couldn't remember which direction to go now, which was all because you didn't have a little politeness, which made her dizzy, and she couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest.

Gao Feng thought that he had met a ghost, he was in a hurry and she was not in a hurry, this impoliteness can make her dizzy, this has no logical relationship, but Gao Feng still has no way to take this cleaning aunt, so he can only patiently beg her to tell the truth.

"Auntie, I'm sorry, I was a little rude just now, don't take it to heart, you have a lot of adults, you can hold the boat in your stomach, just tell me which direction your husband went." ”

The cleaning aunt still wrenched her face seriously, and there was no smile on her face.

"Hmph, guy, what do you mean, you actually said that your aunt can hold the boat in her belly, do you mean that your aunt is pregnant, your aunt has never planned to have another child, you say this about your aunt, that doesn't mean that your aunt may have an affair." ”

"Oh, Gao Feng, what are you talking about with a woman, you hurry up and chase her husband, there are two directions here, it stands to reason that her husband must be going in the direction of Xiaoyue City." ”

Gao Feng and this cleaning aunt have been rubbing, Li Jun and Zhang Yongsong in the car can't stand it, let him hurry up to chase this woman's husband, Tulou Town is a crossroads, and there are only four directions to run, of course, there are only four directions anywhere, it stands to reason that her husband will only run to Xiaoyue City, and the garbage removal and transportation will definitely be handled by the city, and it will not run to other cities, nor will it be cleared to the villages below.

Gao Feng felt that the analysis of the two fellows was reasonable, this cleaning aunt was sick today, and women all had times when they were sick, once they were sick, you couldn't figure it out with them.

Gao Feng turned the car around, listened to the advice of the two fellows, and went to the city to chase the cleaner's husband.

As soon as Gao Feng turned the front of the car, the cleaning aunt shouted.

"Hey, guy, if you drive to the city for twenty minutes, you will drive back, my husband is not going in the direction of the city, he is going in this direction. ”

When Gao Feng heard this, he stopped and asked, "Auntie, what do you mean, why do you want me to drive back for 20 minutes?"

The cleaning aunt laughed evilly: "Hehe, because your aunt is using a delaying tactic, you didn't find out that your aunt has been delaying time, that is, to give Aunt Ben's husband enough time to prevent you from discovering our big secret." ”

"Oh, you're using a delaying tactic, you're stalling for time, so I can't rub shoulders with you anymore, I have to save time. ”

Gao Feng didn't listen to the cleaning aunt again this time, he turned the head of the car and drove in the direction she pointed, Gao Feng stepped on the accelerator to the end and ran wildly, he saw from the rearview mirror how high the aunt jumped like a jump rope.

"Hey, boy, why are you disobedient, I'll let you run to the city for twenty minutes and then chase back, why are you chasing it now, that aunt and husband don't have enough time, I have to quickly use the last bit of traffic to send him a WeChat message to notify him of the enemy." ”

The cleaning aunt took out her mobile phone to tinker with WeChat, but found that she had just clicked on a small video, and the last bit of traffic was used up, she couldn't send this message, so angry that she raised the phone in the air to drop the phone, and when she was about to fall down, she couldn't help it, this action was carried out several times, but she couldn't fall down, she really couldn't do it, and felt that it would cost a thousand to buy another mobile phone, she was really reluctant.

"Grandma's, the poor just can't get up, and you have to think about it for a long time if you break your phone, I hope my husband will pick up the garbage and pick up a baby quickly, so that I can also live a day to change a mobile phone, two days ago, Aunt Ben also saw the 8848 titanium mobile phone advertised on TV, saying that it was a national limited production, the price is nearly 10,000 yuan, just 10,000 yuan less, and this woman also wants to use this titanium mobile phone. ”

This cleaning aunt thought of the pricing of this 8848 titanium mobile phone, she was still very unhappy, why are many products so weirdly priced, especially electronic goods, if you have to miss a dollar is an integer, these pricing people are fucking neurotic, ancestral neurotics.

In fact, this is not the people's neurosis of those who set prices, but this is a pricing method, called the 99 mantissa pricing method, the mantissa of the sales price of goods is 99, which is the pricing method adopted by Western retailers according to the consumption psychology of customers.

For customers, the 99 mantissa method can produce the following two psychological feelings: one is that the store is serious and accurate in approving the sales price, and even if it is so bad, it will not be rounded up; and the other is that the goods are "relatively cheap". For example, 9 jiao and 9 cents is a few dimes, and 1 yuan is a commodity above 1 yuan. The use of 99 mantissa can promote the desire of customers to shop.

However, in our country, this 99 mantissa pricing method should also pay attention to some places, one is that the mantissa of bulk commodities should not be set to nine corners and nine points, should be according to China's consumption habits, 1,000 yuan of goods are priced to 10 yuan, 100 yuan of goods are priced to yuan, and more than 10 yuan of goods are priced to the corner.

Second, in some areas inhabited by ethnic minorities, general transactions are denominated in whole numbers, and it is not appropriate to adopt the ninety-nine mantissa method. Third, the ninety-nine mantissa should not be made up, and the difference should not be made into the ninety-nine mantissa number, otherwise it will damage the legitimate rights and interests of consumers, or the profits of goods will be damaged.

In fact, this is because Westerners have a neuropathy, and they have developed this kind of ninety-nine mantissa pricing method, so that our country has also become imitative.

Our country is not only following the ninety-nine mantissa pricing method, but also all aspects, especially the most prosperous women's festivals, what 214 Valentine's Day, what 520 festivals, etc., have reached the point of flooding.

The flood of these festivals, in the final analysis, is to let consumers pay out of their pockets, so that you are willing to pay out of their pockets, in fact, women have a lot of festivals, but the pain is the male compatriots, they have to show their willingness to look like they are emptying their pockets at the same time.

In fact, every time these festivals, men scold their mothers in their hearts, grandma balls, what 1314, what 520, isn't that all to be sent with money, red envelopes to send 1314 yuan, 520 yuan, is this really interesting?

Everyone has the psychology of scolding the mother, this clean aunt is no exception, she is very unaccustomed to the ninety-nine mantissa pricing method, since you use the ninety-nine mantissa pricing method, then why don't you set 9999 yuan to 999 yuan, why do you have to get close to 10,000, why not lean on the small head.

Aunt Cleaning complained for a while, she felt that she should be grateful to Gao Feng, so she shouted at the place where Gao Feng ran to the sweaty BMW.

"Hey, boy, although your aunt delayed the time and didn't succeed, I still want to thank you, it was you who succeeded in fulfilling your aunt's wish twenty years ago, your aunt twenty years ago, was also accosted by a man like this, but unfortunately when he saw your aunt's front, he vomited on the spot, and he didn't admit to having an impulsive conversation with his aunt. ”

In fact, the cleaner couldn't even see the butt of the rush hour, only a puff of dust floated up, which made the air a little more chaotic.

Gao Feng ran all the way, he had been delayed for five or six minutes, he had to chase the time back, he couldn't delay time any longer, every second counted.

Gao Feng chased out more than ten kilometers in one breath and chased to a village, but there was no shadow of the garbage removal truck in front of him.

"Oh, did we fall for this aunt's plan to divert the tiger from the mountain again, this aunt will use the strategy of delaying the army, and the other will use the strategy of diverting the tiger from the mountain, she is a cleaner, she should be a military strategist. ”

chased out more than ten kilometers, and didn't even find the shadow of a garbage removal truck, Gao Feng wondered if he was fooled by the cleaning aunt, and she used the art of war to deliberately let him run in the wrong direction.

The people in the car were also suspicious, it seems that this cleaning aunt studied Sun Tzu's art of war when she was sweeping the floor, otherwise how could she have a strategy for a while, if these thirty-six strategies were used on Gao Feng, then he Gao Feng would really be killed by her, let alone find the garbage removal truck.

"Hey, big sister, can you ask, did you see a garbage truck?"

Gao Feng felt that he should ask the right people, this happened to be a woman standing there with her back in front of her, Gao Feng stopped the car and asked her, Gao Feng had the experience just now, this time there was no sudden braking, he was afraid that he was the same as the cleaning aunt, she had to admit that she was joking with her, that was very embarrassing to herself, his dignified handsome guy can joke with a woman in her forties.

"Young man, are you asking me if I see it or not?"

When Gao Feng asked, the woman didn't turn her face and spoke with her back to Gao Feng, and what she said also made Gao Feng feel drunk.

"Eldest sister, of course I'm asking if you see it?"

The woman acted as if Gao Feng didn't exist, and she still maintained her posture with her back to Gao Feng.

"Do you think I'm answering the question, young man, whether you saw it or not?"

The woman was still slowly swallowing her words, a little yin and yang, and her answer made Gao Feng speechless again.

"I'll go, eldest sister, you're a two-person actor, you're performing a comedy for me, of course I want you to answer the real situation, do you see if there is a garbage removal truck?"

"Oh, then your eldest sister didn't see it. ”

"I'll go, eldest sister, since you haven't seen it, then you are still rubbing with me for a long time!"

The woman's answer made Gao Feng's brain burst into flames, and Gao Feng felt that what was going on with these women, could it be a symptom of menopause?

There was a fire in the peak and he couldn't start, so he had to turn the head of the car and chase back, since the woman didn't see the garbage removal truck, then chasing it further and further would only get farther and farther.

"Hey, young man, your eldest sister said that she didn't see it yesterday, not that she didn't see it today, I just saw the garbage truck just passed. ”

As soon as Gao Feng turned the front of the car, the woman who had been facing away from Gao Feng turned her face and told him that when this woman turned her face, she could frighten Gao Feng and the car.

"Oh my god, you've seen a ghost!