Chapter 5 Two Living Treasures
The performances on the stage were very exciting, and the audience was fascinated by them. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
There's also a good show going on backstage.
Qin Feng, who failed to talk to him for the first time, was not discouraged, and soon regrouped and began to continue fighting.
In the next time, the hostess avoided Qin Feng everywhere, as long as Qin Feng stood on which side of the stage, when she came down from the stage, she must have gone in the opposite direction and stepped down from the other side.
Every time before stepping off the stage, she would carefully observe the situation behind the curtain, while Qin Feng continued to talk persistently. Although he was rejected every time, he still enjoyed it.
"Beauty, let's get to know me, my name is Qin Feng"
"I'm sorry, I'm busy and don't have time"
"Beauty, leave a mobile phone number or WeChat ID"
"I'm sorry I don't have a mobile phone or WeChat"
"Beauty, you're from that department"
"Does it have anything to do with you?"
"Beauty... ”
"Get out!"
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Everyone in the backstage was overjoyed to see the two of them behaving like hide-and-seek, and the whole backstage was full of laughter.
The classmates who knew Qin Feng and Lin Yang were already numb at this time, and even they felt that their faces had been completely lost by Qin Feng, and they all looked at him with an angry expression.
In the end, the hostess was about to cry angrily, looking at Qin Feng gritting her teeth, she couldn't wait to eat him alive.
Qin Feng saw that he had finally provoked the other party, and it was soon his turn to perform on stage, so he restrained himself a little and did not step forward to provoke the other party again.
The time to take the stage was approaching, and Qin Feng began to say the last word to Lin Yang.
"You still know what you're here for! I thought you were a sperm worm and forgot about it, you just remember to chase beautiful women" Lin Yang said to the words while damaging Qin Feng.
"What do you know, this is a little spice of life, is it fun in this way, I don't believe it, if I don't come to her name and mobile phone number, you won't be able to run away from this cyclamen."
For Qin Feng, Lin Yang was now completely scared, and he made a wave with both hands.
"Big brother, I'm completely convinced, as long as you don't embarrass people anymore, I'll invite you this time, whether you want to get her mobile phone number or not, that's it!
"That's what you said, don't admit it afterwards, in fact, it doesn't have to be like this, you have to believe me, I will definitely be able to get the mobile phone number"
"Forget it, don't you see that people are already mad at you, do you want to do it? If you want to estimate that someone will beat you, there are already a few boys next to you, ready to fight."
"Really, why didn't I see it, besides, I'm not afraid, buddy, the soldiers are coming, the water is coming, I don't believe anyone can stop me."
"Hurry up and stop! With your small body, you are not a person at all, and the soldiers will block it! I'll treat you, it's always okay, I won't admit it, as long as you honestly finish this cross talk, it will be regarded as a good paragraph that I thank you for."
Hearing Lin Yang's words, Qin Feng immediately clattered his chest.
"Come on, you just see, buddy, I must have made the whole audience laugh crazy, and I must have ordered the food when it comes to cyclamen, don't think about using vinegared shredded potatoes, ground three fresh dishes and other dishes to pass the buddy."
Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with contempt, and said with a burst of pain:
"I promise you that you can't do it yet!, buddy is ready to eat bran next month, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and talk about the words, it's time for us to go on stage soon, if the performance is not good, don't mention anything"
Qin Feng looked at the time, it was indeed about the same, and he was not poor anymore. :
"Okay, right words, for acting, you can rest assured, as long as you don't go wrong, I have absolutely no problem"
Lin Yang glanced at Qin Feng and didn't say anything more, the two began to talk to each other.
The words were completed quickly, there were no problems, and the memory was very clear, especially Qin Feng, who was very familiar with each line and had nothing to forget, which surprised Lin Yang.
You must know that Qin Feng's lines are very long, unlike the ones he praises, just short lines, and he is allowed to play a little freely, seeing Qin Feng's performance, Lin Yang is even more confident in saying this cross talk.
Then I checked the props and costumes again, and there were no problems, and I was ready to play.
The show that is being performed is about to end, and the next thing is their cross talk.
Seeing that it was his turn to play on the show soon, Qin Feng immediately became excited, this was the first time he had used something from his previous life since he was reborn, so he naturally hoped to be an instant hit and get off to a good start.
Taking advantage of the short waiting time, Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and dialed Liu Fei, and it was quickly connected.
"Liu Fei, I'm Qin Feng, that's the case, you find a few classmates to take pictures of me and Lin Yang's cross talk with their mobile phones, I'll be useful when I come down."
"That's it, don't worry, the school will definitely use the camera to shoot and archive, you just go back and find them to make a copy"
"I know, but just in case, you might as well take a picture for me"
"Okay, I'll do it for you, I'll hang up if it's okay"
"Hang it"
After Qin Feng decided to get to the party, he posted the cross talk video on the Internet, maybe he could make a little popularity through this performance, which can be regarded as his first step into the entertainment industry.
The dance performance on stage is over, and the male and female hosts return to the stage.
"The next show is the cross talk "You Have to Marry Me", the performers are Qin Feng and Lin Yang from the third class of the 98th grade of business administration, and everyone welcomes them to the stage.
The audience found that when introducing the show, the hostess had a gritted teeth.
Especially when Qin Feng's name was read, even more so, everyone immediately understood that there must be a lot of grievances between them, otherwise they wouldn't hate it to this point, and at the school party, they openly showed their emotions.
However, everyone still politely responded with warm applause and welcomed Qin Feng and Lin Yang to the stage to say cross talk.
When the cross talk stage on the stage was introduced by the host, some classmates had already helped lift it up, and they were all placed, just waiting for Qin Feng and Lin Yang to come on stage.
"It's actually cross talk, it's a little interesting, but I don't know what the level is"
"After watching so many singing and dancing shows, it's not bad to change your taste"
"I'm not optimistic, our school's cross talk club is too scumbag, it's likely to be a coping matter"
"Look at it, there might be a surprise!"
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When the teacher and classmates heard that this show was cross talk, they immediately became interested and began to talk in a low voice in the audience.
In a round of applause, the two hosts walked down from the stage, which happened to be in the direction of Qin Feng, and at the same time, Qin Feng and Lin Yang also began to walk towards the stage.
When passing by with the hostess, Qin Feng said:
"Beauty, if you are embarrassed to give me your name and mobile phone number in front of everyone, you can write a note and ask someone to transfer it to me, this way is also very good and romantic"
When the hostess heard this, she was immediately angry, all of them were over, Qin Feng hadn't even forgotten to talk to her, and under her shame, she was a little distracted, she mixed garlic under her feet, and almost fell on her heels, but fortunately, someone next to her helped her, so she didn't fall, and after standing still, she turned her head and stared at Qin Feng angrily, her eyes were on fire, and the male host next to her also glared at Qin Feng angrily.
"Romantic uncle, hurry up and go on stage!"
Lin Yang, who was walking behind, was completely speechless about Qin Feng's behavior, scolded angrily, and then pushed Qin Feng onto the stage.
Qin Feng's head was still looking at the hostess, but at the moment of the curtain, he turned his head like lightning and walked to the cross talk stage in the center of the stage with a smile.
Lin Yang followed behind, for Qin Feng's instant change of face, the five bodies that he had already admired threw himself to the ground, only feeling that there was a burst of thunder in the sky, why didn't God rain down a divine thunder and kill the shameless goods in front of him.
At the same time, he kept scolding in his heart:
"Why don't you act? What a waste of your face-changing stunt!"
Although he kept complaining in his heart, Lin Yang still followed Qin Feng with a smile on his face and walked to the cross talk stage.
"Hahaha... ”
As soon as the two came out from behind the curtain, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
From their body type, everyone can see that this is a fat and a thin two living treasures who are behind the curtain before the opening.
"Bang Bang ... ”
The applause of the audience rang out, and everyone was looking forward to their cross talk, the behavior of the two before was really funny, maybe their cross talk was just as funny.
And the few classmates sitting in the front row looked at Qin Feng with resentment, they were the ones who were damaged by Qin Feng and 'ate magpie', they stared at Qin Feng with an irrepressible smile in addition to resentment, after all, Qin Feng's words were indeed very funny, and they couldn't hate it.
"Come out, I hope these two boys will behave well, don't be ashamed!"
"I'm a little worried, I've never heard of them talking about cross talk!"
"Now it's just fate"
The classmates saw Qin Feng and Lin Yang appearing, and they were discussing while holding their mobile phones to take pictures, without exception, everyone was very worried about their performance.
In the face of the applause of the audience, Qin Feng and Lin Yang were calm, and walked to the front of the stage in two steps, Lin Yang stood inside the platform, which was the position of praise, and Qin Feng stood in the position of teasing outside the stage.
Reaching out and straightening their coats, the two of them were ready to start.
Qin Feng sorted out his thoughts for a moment and spoke first:
"Good evening, teachers and students"
Lin Yang then nodded at everyone: "Good evening, everyone"
Qin Feng still looked at the backstage direction:
"The dance in the Department of Foreign Languages just now was very exciting, all of them were beautiful, and they were all exciting, unforgettable. Their performance is over, it's our turn to play, and it's up to the two of us to talk to you."
"Hahaha... ”
The audience has already started to laugh, especially many boys, who feel the same way.
Lin Yang smiled and continued:
"Yes, it's our turn"
秦风 says:
"Before introducing myself, I have some personal issues to deal with, which will delay everyone a little time"
Lin Yang was full of doubts:
"Personal questions?"
Qin Feng stretched out his head to look at the classmates who were staring at him in the audience:
"May I ask these classmates, do I owe you money? I don't remember who I borrowed money from recently, why did you stare at me like this as soon as I came on stage?"
He asked about the classmates who had been damaged by him before.
The few of them shook their heads in unison, indicating no.
Qin Feng turned his head and stroked his chest with his hand, looking happy.
"It's good that I don't owe any money! I thought I was mistaken, and I was too scared to introduce myself, and I was ready to run!"
"Hahaha"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Everyone is now looking forward to their cross talk, and they have already brought everyone two laughs at the beginning, and the rest should be good.
Lin Yang had a surprised expression on his face:
"You borrowed money from others and never paid it back! I use this trick to deal with it, and I won't dare to borrow money from you in the future."
Qin Feng paused for a moment and said: "Of course not, borrowing money naturally has to be repaid, borrowing and repaying, isn't it difficult to borrow again?"
Lin Yang nodded heavily: "That's right! Running is not the solution to the problem."
Qin Feng's face was straight, and he said: "Getting back to business, let me introduce myself, my name is Qin Feng, I am a sophomore in business administration, who is the fat man next to me?
Lin Yang looked surprised: "Okay, let's cooperate, you don't even know what my name is!"
There was laughter from the audience again.
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Just kidding, how can you not know, this cute fat man, his name is adoption, and he is a classmate."
Lin Yang smiled and pushed Qin Feng: "you, you are the one who was adopted."
"Hahaha... ”
The laughter below became even louder, and Liu Fei, who was sitting in the audience, and all his classmates relaxed at this time, knowing that Qin Feng had no problem with their show, and they also began to laugh with everyone.
Qin Feng reintroduced: "It's Lin Yang, and it's also a classmate in our class."
Lin Yang nodded in affirmation: "This time it's finally right"
Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "This is the first time I have said cross talk, and the reason why I dare to stand on this stage today is also because of Lin Yang, he has learned cross talk since he was a child, and his skills are very deep, and he can be regarded as a teacher who speaks cross talk."
Lin Yang said politely: "Don't dare to be, you have it"
Qin Feng raised his hand and patted Lin Yang's shoulder: "The relationship between the two of us is quite good, basically equivalent to our brothers and brothers, how good is it? Let's put it this way, his money is my money, his parents are my parents, his brother is my brother, and his girlfriend is my girlfriend!"
Lin Yang directly stretched out his hand and pushed Qin Feng: "Get out, there's nothing! aren't you taking advantage of it?"
"Hahaha... ”
The audience began to laugh, even the hostess who had an extremely bad impression of Qin Feng in the backstage was also amused by Qin Feng's words and laughed.