"Full house!"

Qin Feng and Lin Yang's hilarious opening made all the students completely relieved. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"These two boys are really good at cross talk!"

"I thought Qin Feng was awesome, but I didn't expect him to really have this hand!"

"I think this is better than singing, although Qin Feng's singing is also very exciting, but cross talk is more suitable for today's party, and the most important thing is that cross talk is unique!"

"These two boys are so funny, not only Qin Feng is unexpected, but Lin Yang is also surprising!"

"It seems that our class is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!

Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage, seeing the reaction of the audience, the heart of the whole audience was also put in their stomachs, their heads had been opened, as long as there were no major problems in the future, they would definitely succeed today, the two of them have now completely relaxed, and the state of the natural performance is getting better and better.

Qin Feng looked at the audience with a smile on his face:

"When I heard everyone's applause when I first came on stage, I knew that everyone is a person who loves to listen to cross talk, otherwise I wouldn't be so enthusiastic."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's"

Qin Feng said solemnly: "There are a lot of people here today, the auditorium is already full, there are about thousands of people, some are from a dormitory, some people come with classmates, some people come with girlfriends, some people come with other people's girlfriends."

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Lin Yang's eyes glared in surprise: "Ah, you can see this!"

The audience continued to laugh.

Qin Feng glanced at the audience: "I'll take a look, raise your hand, who has brought someone else's girlfriend here"

"Hahaha... ”

There was a lot of laughter in the audience, and some people raised their hands in cooperation, and there were quite a few people.

Lin Yang glanced at the audience, pointed at the classmates who raised their hands in the audience, and said loudly in surprise: "There are really people who raise their hands!"

"Hahaha... ”

The audience laughed, then looked back at their classmates who raised their hands behind them.

Dozens of arms in the audience were raised high, and Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked at it with joy.

Lin Yang paused for a moment and said, "It's out, this is"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Many students have already taken out their mobile phones to shoot on stage, and some have quickly sent messages on Moments.

"Come to the auditorium, today's cross talk is wonderful!"

"Don't be funny, what good jokes can those bad guys in the cross talk club have, I might as well play games when I have that time!"

"That's it, when did you turn into a nurse in the Disguise Talk Club, there are no girls there!"

"I'm too lazy to explain, the last video, you can take a look, decide for yourself whether you come or not"

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Qin Feng continued: "I am very envious of watching so many classmates pair up one-on-one, in fact, I also especially hope to have such a beautiful relationship."

Lin Yang: "You!"

Qin Feng's ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend in the audience watched the performance on stage, and when they heard Qin Feng say this, their faces suddenly changed, and both of them began to pray in their hearts:

"Qin Feng, you stinky rascal, don't mention our affairs, we don't want to be famous"

On the stage, Qin Feng closed his eyes and stretched out his hand in front of him:

"I always have such a painting in front of me, a particularly beautiful oil painting"

Lin Yang continued: "What are you drawing?"

Qin Feng began to gesture in front of him with his hand:

"The sky is blue and the water is blue, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the creek is murmuring, the big forest is green, and a few seagulls are flying by the river"

Lin Yang stretched out his hand in surprise and interrupted the intoxicated Qin Feng: "Ahhhh

Then he said, "Are there seagulls by the river?"

The audience's laughter resumed, almost uninterrupted, and everyone kept laughing.

Qin Feng immediately changed his words: "By the sea, a few river gulls flew by the sea"

Lin Yang waved his hand helplessly: "Don't call people anymore, you this"

Qin Feng said: "Anyway, it's just a few little birds flying over."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's okay."

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed in front of him: "On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince walked slowly hand in hand, followed by a white horse, eating grass while walking forward, the prince sang in a low voice."

Lin Yang continued: "What are you singing?"

Qin Feng proudly sang into the microphone: "I am a proud diesel worker, for the motherland... ”

"Hahaha... ”

A burst of laughter suddenly sounded, and some of the students laughed until they fell down, and they were about to burst into anger.

Lin Yang hurriedly interrupted Qin Feng, grinned and waved his hand and said, "That's it, okay, you still have to work."

The audience couldn't stop laughing when they heard this, and some even burst into tears.

"Oh no, I'm going to die laughing"

"It's so funny, how did they come up with it?"

"No, I'm angry"

。。。。。。

Qin Feng continued: "The princess next to me also sings, I love you......"

This part is sung very indistinctly, and it is not really heard at all.

Lin Yang: "I don't know how to use words."

Qin Feng waved his hand forward: "Everything is as written in a fairy tale, the prince and princess have started a life without shame."

"Hahaha... ”

The audience began to laugh, especially some girls, their faces were already blushing, but they couldn't help laughing along, and the atmosphere of the scene was completely hilarious.

Lin Yang also laughed and said: "The ending is not good!

Qin Feng continued: "This is one of my fantasies, I also have a girlfriend"

Lin Yang: "I've also made friends"

Qin Feng said with a happy face: "She is gentle and elegant, especially cute,。。。 When we were idle, we sat together and chatted, played Go, and drank tea."

Lin Yang continued: "Also taste tea"

Qin Feng's ex-girlfriend, who was sitting in the audience, was completely white at the moment, her eyes were staring at Qin Feng on the stage, and her two fists were about to crush.

"You stinky rascal, if you don't say your girlfriend, you'll die!"

Qin Feng continued to look fascinated, stretched out his hand and gestured to describe: "Now I think about it, at that time, in a dream, there was a furnace of incense burning in the house, and the two of us sat opposite each other."

Lin Yang nodded approvingly: "It's too exquisite!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of making tea: "Open the tea canister, take out Tieguanyin, sit down with water, flush it with boiling water, pour out the first brew (four sounds), and the water for washing tea cannot be drunk"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes"

Qin Feng waved his hand and continued: "Let's start drinking from the second brew (one sound)... , I drank a bubble (a sound) and a bubble (a sound)... ”

"Hahaha... ”

The students below all started laughing.

The few teachers who liked to drink tea sitting in the middle of the auditorium would all look at Qin Feng on the stage with tears and laughter.

"Hahaha, this bastard boy, how will we drink tea in the future"

"These two boys' mouths are too poisonous, I plan not to drink tea in the short term, so as not to be disgusted by this paragraph"

――――

Lin Yang on the stage frowned: "You two are so angry, this bubble (sound) bubble (sound)"

"Hahaha... ”

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Qin Feng paused, pursed his lips and said, "You haven't drunk tea!"

Lin Yang directly shook his right hand and said with a smile: "I've drunk it, I've never drunk it with such a flavor."

"Hahaha... ”

The classmates were laughing like crazy, many were clapping their thighs and laughing, and the teacher couldn't help but laugh.

Qin Feng made a teacup with his right hand and raised it in front of him: "Your look"

Lin Yang directly tilted his chin: "How fresh"

Qin Feng: "It was very yellow at first, but then it was not yellow"

Lin Yang nodded one after another: "Yes, that's on fire,。。。 Drink and drink (four tones) and make tea"

"Hahaha... ”

The laughter was about to tear the roof off.

"These two boys are so good at, they amuse me to death"

"It's so disgusting, I won't drink tea when I am killed in the future"

"I'm laughing to death, how did you come up with this paragraph, it's amazing"

。。。。。。

There are already many students watching the live broadcast on the campus network, and they will all laugh to death.

Especially those who were drinking tea, when they heard this, they all squirted out, and then threw down the teacups, looking at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the computer or mobile phone screen with tears and laughter.

"These two grandsons killed me"

"I'll rub it, this paragraph is so good"

"Hahaha, it's enjoyable!"

。。。。。。

Qin Feng touched his forehead: "I'm sorry, I don't remember, I'm more emotional when I think of her, I'm sorry, - one bubble (four sounds) and another bubble (one sound)"

Lin Yang pursed his lips in disgust and waved his hand: "Hey-hey-don't do this."

Qin Feng: "I take care of her meticulously"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "She also mentioned this"

Lin Yang nodded: "Really?"

Qin Feng said affectionately: "She said to me affectionately, "You are too good to me, in the next life, when you are a cow and a horse, I will also pull grass for you to eat."

Lin Yang stretched out two fingers and gestured: "Two beasts, this is"

Qin Feng's ex-girlfriend almost spurted out a mouthful of blood when she heard this, and there were already tears in her eyes.

"Stinky rascal, you are too vicious, do you have such a person to arrange people!"

"Hahaha... "The laughter continued.

Qin Feng directly stretched out his hand and pushed Lin Yang.

Lin Yang was pushed a step forward, and then said: "Nonsense, she was a cow and a horse and fed you grass"

Qin Feng: "I am a cow and a horse, that is"

Lin Yang: "Aren't they still two?"

Qin Feng said sadly: "One, she is not, that good time passed later, and the two of us often quarreled later"

Lin Yang was surprised: "Still fighting!"

Qin Feng nodded: "It's very noisy"

Lin Yang: "Really?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and gestured, and then said:

She accused me of "you are ruthless and unreasonable", I said "you are ruthless and unreasonable", who do you say are ruthless and unreasonable, I say you are ruthless and unreasonable, you are ruthless and unreasonable, I am not ruthless and unreasonable, if you want to say that I am ruthless and unreasonable, but you are not as ruthless and unreasonable, I am not ruthless and unreasonable at all, if you want to talk about ruthless and unreasonable, that is, you are ruthless and unreasonable... ”

Lin Yang watched in amazement as Qin Feng repeated this sentence like a cannon.

"Hahaha... ”

The audience had been amused by Qin Feng to death, and many people were holding on to their chairs and laughing.

"That's so funny, where did it come from?"

"It's over, the intestines are laughing and knotted"

。。。。。。。

Lin Yang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Qin Feng: "Your girlfriend is a female cross talker, right?"

"Hahaha... The audience continued to laugh.

Qin Feng said in pain: "After the quarrel, we broke up"

Lin Yang: "That's"

Qin Feng looked at the palm of his hand: "When she left, she left me a note, 'Don't look for me again, I'm dead'"

Lin Yang: "It's dead!"

Qin Feng said bitterly: "This is to say something to break love, I was stupid at that time, there was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and there was a sound in my pants."

Lin Yang was surprised: "The pants are loud, the pants are doing it!"

Qin Feng explained: "Didn't people say that there was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and there was a sound of pants?"

Lin Yang shook his hand: "There is no sound in this place, kucha."

After a pause, Lin Yang said loudly: "Kucha doesn't sound like words!"

"Hahaha... ”

The audience was already laughing like crazy at this time, many people were patting the back of the chair in front of them, laughing loudly, and many people were already laughing and crying.

Qin Feng laughed: "Don't mess with me, I'm very lyrical"

Lin Yang also smiled and waved his hand: "Who stirs up you, what kind of feelings are you excessing, this is all pants."

The laughter of the audience has not stopped, the sound is getting louder and louder, the sound is almost tearing off the roof of the entire auditorium, at this time, whether it is the audience or the backstage, everyone laughs forward and backward, sitting fine, can lean on the seat, standing can no longer stand at all, all holding their stomachs, squatting on the ground and laughing wildly.

Qin Feng waited for everyone's laughter to decrease slightly, and continued to say sadly: "That's it, we broke up, and I felt very bad in my heart, and everyone who was at fault knew it."

Lin Yang looked suspicious: "Someone who is in trouble?"

Qin Feng: "Is it just chaos?"

Lin Yang corrected: "Broken love!"

Qin Feng suddenly said: "Oh, am you out of love, I feel very uncomfortable, I gritted my teeth and hit here, and I will never find a girlfriend again."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Yo!"

Qin Feng shook his head: "Later, many people persuaded me, I said don't persuade me, my heart is dead, time is stubble, time shuttles, maybe time is the best medicine, I began to think that I would never fall in love again"

Lin Yang: "Ah!"

Qin Feng continued: "Day by day, I figured it out on the third day"

"Hahaha... ”

The laughter of the audience, which had just stopped a little, immediately rose again, louder than before.

Lin Yang cried and laughed and said, "Just be silent for three days, you"

Qin Feng covered his face: "I didn't find a suitable one for the first three days"

Lin Yang shook his hand and said, "I didn't go to my heart at all, feelings"

"Hahaha"

The laughter of the classmates could not be stopped.

"I'll go for three days."

"His ex-girlfriend can't hate him to death"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured upward: "Alas, in my community, when I unintentionally looked up, a girl beckoned to me."

As he spoke, he was still waving to the audience in all directions.

Lin Yang also raised his hand and made a greeting gesture: "Greeting...... Met the right one"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Hey, hey, I found out later that people clean glass."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Hey, you don't look at the towel in your hand, you just look at your hand."

The audience burst into laughter.

Especially seeing the funny gestures of the two constantly cooperating, I couldn't stop it, hahaha kept laughing.

Qin Feng held his heart in both hands: "I suddenly felt that my spring is here again"

Lin Yang: "Oh—"

Qin Feng pointed his finger: "I was waiting for her at the gate of the community, and I finally saw it, curling and beautiful."

Lin Yang nodded: "Good-looking"

Qin Feng: "I'm very gentlemanly and walked over and stretched my legs,。。。 Bang, fell that."

As he spoke, he also made a leg stretching and tripping motion.

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide: "Hey, the gentleman is still doing this"

Qin Feng looked at the audience: "I reached out to her and said to her, 'Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person'"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "Ah"

Qin Feng covered his mouth and said loudly in panic: "Hey—it's wrong!"

Lin Yang smiled: "Nonsense, you told the truth"

"Hahaha... ”

The students in the audience were already laughing and falling, and many of them were lying on the backs of the chairs in front of them, laughing to death.

It was Qin Feng's classmate, who was already laughing like crazy at this time, he couldn't hold up the mobile phone he was shooting, the picture was so shaky that he couldn't see it, and even the injured Liu Yan was already laughing with tears on his face, and he had long forgotten the regret of not being able to participate in the art show.

The teachers in the venue also counted one by one, and they couldn't laugh for themselves.

"It's so funny, it seems that there is more than one Liu Yanna in the sophomore of business administration, and there are such talents!"

"Professor Wang, don't talk about it yet, let's laugh, these two boys are so funny, I've never heard such a funny cross talk"

"Oops! I'm going to die laughing."

。。。。。。

Qin Feng pointed to the distance with his finger and continued: "After she stood up, she walked away"

Lin Yang: "Ignore you"

Qin Feng looked intoxicated: "I was stunned when I looked at her back, it was so beautiful"

Lin Yangmu replied blankly: "Oh"

Immediately afterwards, Qin Feng began to sing the commentary:

"A beautiful woman like this is rare in the world. Such as flowers, like jade, like fairies, plain mouth, brute waist, wind and moon can be seen, like flowers like jade, it overwhelmed the crowd. But thinking that this is not a peach banquet, why did Chang'e leave Guanghan in the month。。。。。。 ”

When Qin Feng sang this commentary, his hands and feet were full of figures, and in his mind, he had already opened this excerpt from the commentary "Peach Blossom Temple", learned the performance inside, and completely reproduced it on the stage, which was very charming.

After being reborn, Qin Feng found that his voice was much better than before, although his voice was not unpleasant before, but it was still not good to sing classics such as traditional opera, but now there is no difficulty at all, and it is easy to do it.

Qin Feng's performance immediately calmed the audience, this is too good!

Even Lin Yang was stunned, looking at Qin Feng in disbelief beside him, he didn't expect Qin Feng to be able to sing such a wonderful commentary, this is not something that can be practiced in a day or two.

Everyone in the auditorium was stunned, except for Qin Feng's singing, there was no sound in the whole venue, and everyone was attracted by this wonderful traditional opera. Many classmates were shaking their heads and cooperating with him, and Qin Feng's classmates were not only shocked by his singing at this time, but also full of countless questions, is this still the Qin Feng that everyone knew before?

At this time, the most excited were the elderly teachers in the audience, they never expected that they could hear such a wonderful commentary at the school's New Year's Day party, everyone was already fascinated, their eyes closed, shaking their heads with Qin Feng's singing, and some teachers who could sing this excerpt also followed softly.

Whether it was a teacher or a classmate, looking at Qin Feng on the stage now was full of shock.