Everyone in the cross talk world watched the live broadcast and felt a lot of pressure. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This is a great paragraph! The beginning of the show is full of baggage, the audience laughter has never stopped, and the applause is even higher and higher, obviously, this is a classic.

Looking at this cross talk, everyone compares it with the cross talk they performed in their hearts.

As soon as you compare it, you can understand that it is indeed much better than your own, of course, no one wants to admit it.

Now they also understand Liu Fuxiang's master-apprentice behavior.

If you find such a high-quality joke for the first time, you may also have a crooked mind.

This kind of joke is too tempting for cross talk actors, which not only means fame, but also huge benefits.

But thinking of Qin Feng's ruthless methods and the extremely miserable fate of Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice, everyone fought a cold war and immediately put aside the bad thoughts in their minds.

……

The leaders of Peking University and the Ministry of Education at the scene laughed.

Hong Bureau of the Ministry of Education: "This cross talk is really good, it's the funniest I've ever heard"

Vice President Zhao of Peking University: "Yes, I didn't expect to hear such a high level of cross talk on the school stage"

Hong Ju: "Although Qin Feng's mouth is a little damaged and he keeps causing trouble, he really doesn't have to say anything about this talent."

President Zhao nodded: "Yes, his two poems have caused a lot of shock in the Chinese Department, many old professors are appreciative, but this kid's ability to break into trouble is also outstanding, looking at him, I envy Lao Li of the University of Technology and Business, but also have a headache for him"

Hong Ju: "Hahaha, don't envy Lao Li, let's think about how to deal with it today! It is said that in the past half a day, he has already had several conflicts with the Koreans, especially his sharp mouth, which has completely damaged the Koreans."

Principal Zhao smiled bitterly and said, "But isn't it! This is a sharp-toothed and sharp-mouthed man, and I have a headache today."

"Hahaha"

Speaking of this, the two looked at each other and laughed for a while, then turned their heads and continued to listen to the cross talk.

……

On the stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang's cross talk continued.

Qin Feng said with a smile on his face: "In this season when spring returns to the earth and everything recovers, welcome to choose Lin Yang brand underwear, use Lin Yang to shoot underwear, hey!

Lin Yang's eyes widened and pointed to his head: "What kind of mess, I put my pants on my head?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter started again, and some of the students were almost out of breath with laughter.

Qin Feng put the fan back on the stage and said solemnly: "Dear listeners and friends, dear listeners and friends, it's magic show time"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng in surprise: "What is there to hear about this?"

"Hahaha" The scene laughed constantly.

Qin Feng began to accompany himself again: "Be a long, local long,...... It's a long time, and the magic is over."

Lin Yang waved his hand: "What a mess, I didn't hear it!"

Qin Feng continued: "Dear listeners and friends, please listen to the pantomime next...... The pantomime is over."

Lin Yang nodded helplessly: "I can't hear it at all!"

Qin Feng nodded solemnly: "Listeners, the next thing is the acrobatics we have carefully prepared for you."

Lin Yang said with a smile: "I can't hear anything, co-author!"

Qin Feng's accompaniment began again: "When Grand, when a long and long,...... It's a long time, and the acrobatics are over."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "The music is all the same"

"Hahaha" the audience laughed incessantly.

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "Dear listeners and friends, now is the on-demand time for our cross talk program"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed at Qin Feng and said affirmatively: "This can be heard!"

Qin Feng said with a serious face: "We received a letter from the enthusiastic audience, Qin Feng and Lin Yang, and what they ordered was the cross talk that Qin Feng and Lin Yang said."

"Bah!" there was a commotion.

Lin Yang pouted and smiled: "These two stinky and shameless!"

"Hahaha"

The students at the scene burst into laughter again.

The audience watching the live broadcast outside the venue also laughed to death.

"I'm laughing to death, these two goods are just two wonders"

"My intestines are about to break with laughter, it's really stinky!"

"Hahaha, this part is more fun than the previous one"

"How can Qin Feng write such a funny laugh? What is going on in his mind all day long? I'm so curious"

……

Many fans of Qin Feng are watching the live broadcast, and while everyone is laughing, they are constantly sharing their feelings on Weibo:

"It's another classic, it's so funny"

"yes, I don't dare to eat dinner until now, I'm afraid of spraying, it's too funny"

"This cross talk sounds really enjoyable, but it's a pity that we are not from Peking University, it would be nice if we were on the scene"

"Dude, don't worry, it's the end of the month soon, and there are three new jokes on the live broadcast party"

"I really envy you, I can only wait for the live webcast"

……

Netizens and fans just feel funny and lively when they listen to this cross talk, and although everyone in the cross talk world also laughs constantly, it has a somewhat bitter taste.

"It's really more people than people have to die, and goods have to be thrown away"

Compared with Qin Feng's cross talk, their cross talk is extremely dry and boring.

It's good to have two or three burdens in their cross talk, and it's basically some old stalks that have been fried, can you amuse the audience!

And Qin Feng's cross talk, the burden has been continuous since the beginning, one after another, and the laughter and applause of the audience have never stopped.

This makes them more and more stressed, if this kind of cross talk is popular, there is no doubt that their jobs will be smashed.

Now that they looked at Qin Feng again, there was not only fear in their eyes, but also a lot of worries, and even resentment.

……

As the performance continued, there were almost no figures walking around on the campus of Peking University, and only the hearty laughter from the windows showed the vitality of this century-old famous school.

Most of the students returned to their dormitories or laboratories and sat in front of the computer to watch this hilarious cross talk.

The study rooms were empty, with only two or three kittens, a sight that is rare to see at Peking University, let alone at such a critical juncture as the end of the semester.

The reason for all this is because of the two boys on the auditorium stage.

……

The cross talk continues.

Qin Feng held the stage with one hand: "In order to satisfy the enthusiastic audience, we have arranged for you to say cross talk about Qin Feng and Lin Yanghe, please enjoy the fragment of the traditional program announcing the name of the dish, first of all, please enjoy the filling part"

"Smack"

Saying that, Qin Feng patted the wood and prepared to start reporting the name of the dish.

The audience in front of the scene and the computer was a dazzle.

Qin Feng didn't say anything about "Reporting the Name of the Dish", today is the first time I heard it, and everyone immediately became interested.

Everyone in the cross talk world is also very interested, and everyone wants to see how Qin Feng's basic skills are.

Qin Feng took a breath and immediately began to report the name of the dish:

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicks, roasted goose, what to do if you have athlete's foot!"

Lin Yang frowned and shouted, "What, this is ?...... And that's advertising!"

"Hahaha" The laughter at the scene suddenly increased.

People in the cross talk industry almost sprayed, and they watched the live broadcast screen one by one crying and laughing.

Qin Feng scratched his head: "It doesn't matter if you have athlete's foot, welcome to choose the 'day by the mountain, the Yellow River flows into the sea, you want to be poor for thousands of miles, go to the next level' brand ointment"

Lin Yang was surprised: "This name is too long."

The laughter in the auditorium grew louder and louder, and many students leaned back and fell in laughter.

Qin Feng continued to advertise:

"Use the 'day by the mountain, the Yellow River into the sea, want to be poor, go to the next level' brand ointment, effectively inhibit all kinds of athlete's foot, welcome to choose the 'day by the mountain, the Yellow River into the sea, want to be poor, go to the next level' brand ointment,...... The ointment is produced by the No. 2 Pharmaceutical Factory of 'hoeing the day of the day, sweat dropping the soil, who knows the plate of Chinese food, and the grains are hard',...... Fried live carp board duck tube chicken, cross talk broadcast is over"

Lin Yang said angrily: "How can there be cross talk...... Appreciation of the whole Tang Dynasty poems!"

"Hahaha"

"Bang Bang Bang"

Laughter erupted, accompanied by thunderous applause.

Everyone went crazy with laughter.

Some of the students were lying on the back of the chair and laughing, some were laughing so much that they slipped straight to the ground, and some were already laughing so red that their faces were red, and it was a little difficult to breathe, and they were still rubbing their stomachs and laughing.

Girls are even more so, lying on their laps or on the shoulders of their friends next to them laughing to death.

The teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education also laughed crookedly, and the demeanor of the teacher that everyone usually maintained was gone.

Like the classmates present, they are not leaders and teachers at all, they are ordinary cross talk listeners, and they have the same joys, sorrows, and sorrows.

The audience in front of the computer watched this shocking mouth, and one by one they lay on the table or collapsed on the sofa, panting and laughing.

"No, I'm going to die laughing, help"

"Qin Feng, this living treasure, is simply laughing at the death of a person who doesn't pay for his life!"

"What a good two classic ancient poems, they were used here by this product, and they amused me to death"

"This cross talk is absolutely amazing, I've never heard such a funny thing"

"Oops, this irrigation is awesome!"

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Of course, there are also people who don't understand the meaning of these mouths.

The sticks and devils in the audience don't understand what's funny.

The translator laughed to death, but if he asked him to translate this filling to the stick and the devil, he couldn't do it, it couldn't be translated at all!

Looking at the hilarious classmates around him, both the stick and the devil are a little inexplicable.

They looked at Qin Feng on the stage, and for a while, new hatred and old hatred came to their hearts, and the two groups of people invariably began to shout at Qin Feng.

"Phew!"

A boo mixed with applause and laughter reached Qin Feng's ears, although it was not very obvious, but it still caught his attention.

Qin Feng didn't need to look to know where this boo came from.

It must be that the stick is looking for death again, and this time there are actually devils mixed in.

Seeing this situation, Qin Feng immediately laughed, he really did his own death!

Lin Yang also heard the boos, and when he looked at Qin Feng's smile again, he immediately knew that someone was going to be unlucky!

…… (To be continued.) )