Chapter 82: Crazy and hilarious
There are more and more viewers in front of the TV, the laughter is getting louder and louder, and the flavor of the New Year is getting stronger and stronger!
The performances on stage continued, and so did the joy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The scene of the Spring Festival Gala burst into laughter one after another.
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Oh! This American knows better than us!"
Qin Feng made a gesture of support:
"Put her at the station, I'll hurry back, go back and tell my girlfriend about it, my girlfriend is happy, have you seen my girlfriend?"
Lin Yang shook his head: "I haven't seen it!"
"It's over! It's going to be bad luck again!"
In front of the TV, Liu Yan chuckled in her heart, Qin Feng was going to make fun of himself again!
Her parents obviously realized this, and they both glanced at Liu Yan with a thick smile in their eyes.
The rest of those who knew Liu Yan or knew her all laughed at this time.
Everyone watched the TV expectantly, ready to see how Qin Feng made fun of his girlfriend!
Qin Feng gestured with both hands to his face:
"My girlfriend is beautiful! she is tall, with a big face, heavy eyebrows and big eyes, and she is black, she has no beard, and she looks like Zhang Fei when she has a beard!"
Lin Yang shook his head with a smile: "What does it look like?"
"Hahaha"
The laughter came like a sea of laughter, and everyone was foaming with laughter.
Liu Yan was completely stunned, and looked at Qin Feng on TV stupidly.
"Hahaha"
In an instant, she began to laugh wildly.
The man slipped out of the couch and onto the floor, then slapped his hands on the floor and continued laughing.
"Qin Feng, you are too bastard, you dare to arrange me like this, let's see!"
Although she said this, her tone and eyes were full of smiles, and she obviously didn't pay attention to it at all.
Liu Yan's parents were also stunned, and then laughed.
This Qin Feng! It's really out of the ordinary! How can anyone make such a joke about his girlfriend!
……
Grandpa Qin Feng's house.
Cousin: "I'm laughing to death, my brother must be unlucky when school starts! Liu Yan's sister-in-law doesn't settle accounts with him!"
Cousin: "How can my brother do this! Liu Yan's sister-in-law is so beautiful!"
Aunt: "It's so funny! Is it really okay for Xiaofeng to say that? Will Liu Yan be angry?"
Mother: "Don't worry, no, they often joke together, they have long been used to it, you forgot, on New Year's Day, Xiaofeng was still talking nonsense in "Oriental Focus", Liu Yan didn't come together with him!"
Aunt: "Really, this way of getting along is too peculiar, so let's do it!"
……
Liu Yan and Qin Feng's circle of classmates has exploded.
Ye Xiaotong: "Hahaha, Liu Yan! Dump Qin Feng, this bastard! Dare to make this kind of joke in the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, it's too much!"
Gangzi: "This stinky mouth! If you accept it, he won't dare to use it to make fun of it!"
Cong Shan: "He really dares! I'm not afraid that Liu Yan will let him kneel on the keyboard!"
Li Wanhua: "This thing is hopeless! It won't be long before each of us will be used by him to make fun of us, everyone be mentally prepared! No one can escape!"
Ye Xiaotong: "If he dares to make fun of me in front of the people of the whole country, I will definitely tear his mouth, I can't afford to lose that person!"
……
In addition, there was also laughter on Weibo and forums.
"Liu Yan is so beautiful, he actually made him look like this, and there is no one left!"
"It's funny to me, and someone dares to treat his girlfriend like this, it's so weird!"
"Liu Yan, it is highly recommended to dump him, buddy is your boyfriend, absolutely take good care of him!"
"I've never seen anything like this!
"It's unladylike to meet someone!"
……
Everyone who knew Liu Yan laughed, shook their heads and sighed, and sighed for their maverick love.
……
In the burst of laughter, Qin Feng and Lin Yang continued to perform.
Qin Feng raised his finger and said: "Looking at the calendar, it's already the seventeenth, I have to hurry up! The plane on the twentieth, hurry up! Live far away."
Lin Yang asked puzzledly, "You're early!"
Qin Feng: "I'm here in the West Third Ring Road, it's too far from the airport, I have to go quickly"
Lin Yang waved his hand and said, "Isn't the West Third Ring Road in the city, where can you go from the airport?"
Qin Feng frowned and replied, "I'll go!"
Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and shouted in surprise: "Let's go!"
"Hahaha"
The audience was amused with laughter again.
Qin Feng frowned and raised his hand:
"When I came, I was tired, the helicopter was waiting for me, I went up the small ladder, and there was a pilot sitting in front of me, with a big leather hat, goggles, a big mask, the mask hung on one ear, and this side drooped down, wearing a leather jacket and white gloves."
Lin Yang nodded: "Flight suit"
Qin Feng continued: "Sit there and smoke, huh-——, is here, let's go"
After speaking, Qin Feng made a motion of shaking the window glass, stretched out his head and spit out the cigarette, and then shook the glass again.
"Hahaha"
The audience was amused by his series of words and actions.
Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded!
It wasn't until Qin Feng finished that his eyes widened, he made a glass-shaking motion, and asked in disbelief: "The plane also shakes the glass?
The audience burst into laughter.
Qin Feng said calmly:
He put his gloves on: you are seated. I said, "Yes, I'm seated, I'm on." There was a white rope on the side of his chair, and when he pulled this, he flew up ——! suddenly!"
As he spoke, Qin Feng looked upward, his right hand kept spinning, and his mouth was still dubbing: "Woo-woo-fly"
Lin Yang pouted and smiled: "This plane is still diesel!"
The laughter was getting louder and louder, and everyone was already laughing out of strength.
Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves: "After flying for about fifteen minutes, it began to descend slowly"
Lin Yang asked in disbelief, "It's here?"
Qin Feng explained: "Come on"
Lin Yang shook his fingers and looked extremely shocked: "Come on in fifteen minutes?"
Qin Feng gestured for a while: "I drove to the gas station, and the gas station attendant shouted, come inside, this way." Take out the money and add 30 dollars."
Lin Yang sighed: "Okay, how can you add 30 yuan of fuel to this plane, is that enough to burn?"
Qin Feng explained: "The fuel tank is small, the dining box is so big, after refilling, a rope head, the ——, got up again, flew for an hour, he turned around and asked me, have you ever been to the United States? I said I haven't been, what about you?
As he spoke, a blank expression appeared on his face.
Lin Yang's mouth opened wide in horror: "Ah——! the two don't know the Dao!"
"Hahaha"
The audience went crazy with laughter again.
Qin Feng was dumbfounded, glared and asked, "What should I do, why don't we ask,...... Yes, let's ask. With a pinch of the brakes, the plane slowly descended!"
He made a squeeze movement with both hands, and his body slowly squatted down.
Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded, and it wasn't until Qin Feng stood up that he quickly reached out and grabbed his arm, and said with a smile:
"What a brake! It's not a bicycle!"
"Poof—"
Countless people laughed at the scene and in front of the TV.
"Hahaha"
Then there was the irrepressible laughter.
"No, buddy can't hold on, these two can make people laugh to death"
"It's so funny, Qin Feng can always drive the plane like a bicycle, talent!"
"This thing can go to a comedy, a proper comedy master!"
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on stage.
Qin Feng lifted his leg and stepped out: "I'll go down and ask, heh! Is there such a desolate place in the United States?"
Lin Yang nodded: "Western America"
Qin Feng gestured with his hands and feet: "An old man is hoeing somewhere, I'll hurry over, hi, hello!
Lin Yang nodded approvingly: "Fortunately, I will have a few words"
Qin Feng glared at him and said loudly, "As soon as the old man turned around, gaha?"
Lin Yang was surprised: "Northeast, I didn't go to the United States!"
Qin Feng had a blank expression on his face: "Uncle, where is this?...... Tieling!"
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Okay! After driving for more than an hour, won't you just get there!"
Qin Feng pouted and continued: "How to go to the United States?...... I don't know, ask the village chief to go."
Lin Yang laughed and shook his hand: "I haven't heard of it!"
Qin Feng directly picked up the towel on the table and covered his face, looking faceless.
"Hahaha"
The auditorium was completely blown up, and people were going crazy with laughter.
The same is true in front of the TV, where they can be casual and uncontrollably laughing, or they can roll around on the couch and bed to release their emotions.
"Qin Feng loves Tieling so much?
"Tieling has become famous! The people of the whole country know this city."
"The big stubble Northeast dialect he learned from there is really authentic!"
"Hahaha, no, let me breathe a sigh of relief!
……
Back-office cockpit.
After laughing, Director Guan asked the backstage commander through the walkie-talkie.
"Lao Liu, Qin Feng, how do they control their time, no problem, this kid has added a lot of words"
"Director Guan, no problem, although the words are added, the two of them have adjusted the rhythm faster, and they should be able to end within the scheduled time, and it will not affect the later programs"
"Okay, if they overtime slightly, don't rush, this cross talk is amazing, it's okay to overshoot, you can squeeze a little time out of the hosting session"
"Got it, I'll pay attention here"
Ending the call with the backstage conductor, Director Guan sighed to the other members of the director team:
"These two boys are like going to the Spring Festival Gala for the first time! They are too comfortable to deal with, and they don't lose to those veterans at all!"
Director Wei nodded and said approvingly:
"Especially Qin Feng, his performance is so good, he dares to add words temporarily, he is so bold!"
"But the words he added really made the cross talk more full and funny, and the quality was much better than the tape!"
"It's good, but you still have to beat it down, and you can't let this kid act recklessly!"
"It should be so, they must be frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala in the future, and this problem has to be reversed"
"Okay, let's watch the show first, it's so hilarious!"
……
on stage.
Qin Feng frowned tightly and said, "Hurry up and climb back, as soon as he gets on the plane, he is fiddling with instruments there, a lot, what satellite positioning, compass, compass, map of American cities......"
Lin Yang waved his hand: "It's useless"
Qin Feng spread his hands: "It's useless, this, your things are useless, we have to go first!
Lin Yang was so shocked that his eyes were about to fly out: "Ah——!hh
Qin Feng made a gesture of taking off his shoes and throwing them into the sky, then looked at the result, and then stretched out his hand and pointed to the front right: "Drive over there, go!"
Lin Yang sighed with tears and laughter: "Okay...... Pure blindness!"
"Hahaha"
The burst of laughter once again swept through the No. 1 studio hall and all the places where they were watching the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala. (To be continued.) )