Chapter 134: Coping Strategies in the Cross Talk World

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Everyone stood and applauded the wonderful performance.

The same is true off the field, and many viewers on the live broadcast end are also cheering loudly.

Of course, those who were scolded by Qin Feng to the point of vomiting blood were definitely not included.

The live stream has cut to the commercial, and the audience is starting to relax and adjust their state for the third hilarious journey that will begin in a moment.

Backstage in the auditorium.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Everyone was applauding Qin Feng and Lin Yang who were on the field, although there were not many people, they were very enthusiastic.

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, the cross talk is amazing"

"Yes, it's exciting, it's really enjoyable to listen to"

The applause rang out one after another.

This time, everyone did not gather around, but just stood in place and applauded and cheered.

"A few brothers have it, it's good for you to enjoy it, it means that the buddies are not busy in vain"

Qin Feng waved his hand and said politely.

After saying a few words, everyone dispersed and went to prepare for the upcoming performance.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang sat down and sighed, a cross talk was indeed a lot of consumption, and both of them were tired enough.

After taking a few sips of water and relaxing their bodies, the two began to discuss the performance just now.

Qin Feng leaned back in his chair and said with a smile:

"It's so cool, I finally got out of this breath today, buddy has been holding back for a few days!"

Lin Yang smiled and pushed him:

"You're cool, but Gu Weiming and the rest of the cross talk actors are probably angry!"

Qin Feng replied disdainfully:

"Whatever! It's not self-inflicted, buddy didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, don't you just say a cross talk! Why do you criticize and slander when you come up, buddy is really not used to their problem, it's cool now!"

Lin Yang smiled helplessly:

"You're really going to repay it! Okay, let's not talk about this, let's talk about the cross talk just now, why did you add content indiscriminately, buddy was scared out of a cold sweat on stage"

Qin Feng also smiled:

"You mean the part of the Japanese surname, that is really a temporary thought, mainly because I think the previous paragraph that damaged the Japanese was not ruthless enough, and the latter part is a little bland, so I decided to add it temporarily, the effect is not bad, and your cooperation is okay"

Lin Yang was a little worried:

"This paragraph is a bit dirty, I'm worried that the impact will not be good, and the content is a bit sensitive?"

Qin Feng waved his hand directly:

"Don't worry, it's okay, there are more than this on the Internet, what are we? No one cares! As for sensitivity, then don't worry, we don't rely on the Japanese to live, we just scold, he can bite me! Besides, scolding the Japanese is something that the people of the whole country like to see, and no one will be too scolded, but will only feel insufficient."

Lin Yang smiled:

"Does no one really care? I think the Japanese care very much, you first took the size of other people's countries, and then took people's surnames, and said so ****, can you not care? It is estimated that the Japanese know this cross talk, and you have your heart, buddy will never go to Japan in recent years, I am afraid of being killed"

Qin Feng laughed a few times:

"Dude doesn't plan to go for a short time, as long as we stay in the country, no matter how much the Japanese hate it, he won't be able to reach it."

Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng and said angrily:

"You're too grandson, I'm worried that if I talk to you again, I won't want to go abroad at all, I'm afraid that someone will want to kill us wherever we go."

"Hahaha"

Qin Feng burst out laughing.

"That's not it, buddies mainly just look at sticks and devils that don't like the eyes, and the rest of the countries don't have much bad feelings"

Lin Yang said happily:

"It's okay, I've stayed in a few countries, buddy still thinks you're going to be the enemy of the whole world."

"How can it, the main reason is that the sticks, devils and our country are too deeply entangled, plus these two countries have always been shameless, so the buddies can't get used to it, don't scold them, the buddies feel uncomfortable"

"You're scolding, and the people who are scolded are going crazy"

"Whoever they love!"

"I guess this cross talk may cause some problems, whether it's the cross talk world, Hari is brain-dead, or even Japanese, you still have to think about how to deal with it"

"Don't worry, buddy has a coping strategy, you will understand when you come to stage, don't worry about this matter for now, seize the time to say the right thing"

Then the two began to talk about the words of the third scene.

During this period, Lin Yang always had a big question mark in his heart, what was Qin Feng's so-called coping strategy?

He didn't say anything when asked, he only understood after a while, which made Lin Yang always confused.

Fortunately, the third game is about to start, and the answer will naturally be revealed.

……

While Qin Feng and Lin Yang were talking to each other, the scene and the Internet had become very lively because of this cross talk.

The audience's mood gradually calmed down, and everyone was talking about this wonderful cross talk.

"It's funny, this is Qin Feng's best cross talk, right?"

"I think it's pretty much the same, every paragraph is very exciting, and the part of this swearing is really the pinnacle"

"Hilarious and invincible, Qin Feng's black Japanese section can definitely become a classic"

"Inoshita, Kumadai, hahaha, these Japanese surnames are really amazing!"

"It's so dirty, how could Qin Feng think of this, how much does he hate devils?"

……

Sister Fei, Han Ru, and Liu Yan were also discussing the performance just now.

However, most of them are judgments and condemnations of Qin Feng:

"Liu Yan, you must take care of Qin Feng, this kid, he is too open-mouthed, he dares to say anything!"

"That's it, how many people did he scold this time!

Listening to the condemnation of Sister Fei and Han Ru, Liu Yan could only nod with a red face.

"It's time to clean up, it's just terrifying! And those stinky and shameless meat jokes, the face is too big!"

……

The teachers were also talking about this cross talk, and Principal Li was even more dignified.

"I'm afraid this will cause a backlash in the cross talk world, right? This kid is too ruthless in scolding!"

"That's for sure, what did he scold the cross talk world for! It's good if people don't look for him and work hard."

"There is also the part that hurt the Japanese in the back, I was shocked when I heard it, and he really dared!"

"Hahaha, is there anyone who doesn't dare, don't forget, this is a muddy one!"

"I'm not worried, with this kid's combat power, he will definitely be able to handle it, let's just watch the show on the side."

"Yes, I really don't believe what they can do to Qin Feng! Just this kid's sharp mouth, it's simply a god blocking and killing God, and a Buddha blocking and killing Buddha."

……

Listening to the discussions of his colleagues, Principal Li could only smile helplessly.

Let him go!I hope Qin Feng can handle these things well.

Of course, Principal Li still has a love for talents, and if something really goes wrong with Qin Feng, he will definitely help.

……

Qin Feng's family is also talking about this cross talk.

The adults were a little worried, Qin Feng had attacked too many people just now, and it would inevitably attract the other party's retaliation.

Especially Qin Feng's parents, they were so annoyed that they wanted to fly to Beijing to beat Qin Feng.

The younger siblings chattered excitedly, and after the origin of the Japanese surname, the aunt released them out of the bedroom.

"My brother is so funny, why didn't I find out that he could talk cross talk before"

"I'm going to sing for a while, it's definitely more exciting, I like "Those Flowers" very much, I never get tired of listening to it"

"Awesome, my brother will be back in two days, we must let him talk and sing for us"

"That's a must, this winter break must be a lot of fun"

……

Meanwhile.

There is a wave of anger in the entire cross talk world, as well as a heavy pressure that everyone can't avoid.

The anger was, of course, because of Qin Feng's unscrupulous counterattack and revenge.

The people who once criticized and slandered him in the cross talk world are all scolded by him for their decline today.

Especially Gu Weimin's seniors, he was almost scolded by him to death.

Even if the rest of the people who didn't criticize and attack Qin Feng didn't please today.

Everyone is a member of the Cross Talk Association, and they both prosper and lose! Qin Feng's attack on the cross talk world naturally affected them.

The pressure is naturally the huge impact that Qin Feng's cross talk has brought to everyone, which makes many cross talk actors more determined to get rid of him.

If you want him to continue to talk like this, everyone will have no food, who will you do if you don't do it?

Now that the performance is over, it's time for the cross talk world to react, otherwise wouldn't it seem too weak!

Several leaders of the association were beaten for a while, and after venting their anger, their emotions gradually returned to stability.

Then, they immediately began to discuss how to deal with Qin Feng.

This time, everyone was very enthusiastic, actively made suggestions, and made ruthless moves, and everyone was eager to put Qin Feng to death immediately.

In less than five minutes, the leaders of the association came up with several coping strategies, each of which was full of murderous spirit.

First, contact the major TV stations and ask the major TV stations to block Qin Feng's cross talk in the name of the cross talk association.

Second, it was announced to the public that the cross talk industry would never accept Qin Feng as a member of the association, unless he made a public and sincere apology.

Third, through the association's website and related media, criticize Qin Feng's cross talk.

Fourth, inform all members of the association that they are not allowed to perform on the same stage with Qin Feng in the future, as long as they encounter such an occasion, there is no me, there is no him, there is no me.

……

As soon as these murderous measures came out, several association leaders immediately felt refreshed, and the depression and anger accumulated in their chests were swept away.

The leadership of the association decided to put these measures into practice as soon as they started work on weekdays.

Everyone believes that under the blow of these harsh measures, Qin Feng's cross talk road will soon come to an end.

The cross talk world will return to the calm state it used to be, and the interests of all will be protected to the greatest extent.

……

At the same time, at the men's football station, the atmosphere began to become tense.

Qin Feng's counterattack and revenge against the cross talk world made everyone tremble.

As one of the main forces that have criticized and slandered Qin Feng recently, the men's football team is bound to be attacked.

It's just that Qin Feng will fight back, everyone has no clue at all, and can only passively wait for him to make a move.

If Qin Feng dealt with the men's football team like he did in the cross talk world, the men's football team would definitely become the laughing stock of the people of the whole country today, thinking of such a result, everyone in the men's football team shuddered.

As the time of the third performance approached, everyone's hearts were in their throats, waiting for the performance to begin as if waiting for a trial.

……

In addition, the brain-dead people of Ha Han and Ha Ri, who were scolded to the point of almost collapse, have already begun to attack Qin Feng in a big way.

Qin Feng doesn't care about this kind of attack at all, his own fans come forward to fight back, as long as he doesn't make waves on his Weibo, Qin Feng's attitude is to go with it.

When they have time and free their hands, they will naturally give them two hard blows, which can definitely swell their faces.

And Qin Feng's Weibo is relatively quiet.

Many Hahan and Hari fans came in to take a look, and they were immediately bombarded by Qin Feng's classic scolding messages such as "I bought a watch last year" and "Don't fight against stupid X......".

The lethality of these sentences is too great, no one can parry it, and those who see it basically retreat.

……

There are only two minutes left before the third cross talk starts.

The live camera cuts back to the scene.

Qin Feng's family, teachers, friends, and classmates once again focused their attention on the stage or computer screen, eagerly waiting for the third scene to begin.

The cross talk world, the entertainment industry, the cultural circle, and college students from all over the world also turned their attention to the computer screen.

The men's soccer team looked nervously at the computer screen.

There are countless people who eat melons in front of the computer with great interest, waiting for the arrival of the hilarious moment.

……

Backstage in the auditorium.

The last pair of words is over.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang are in very good condition, their lines are clear, they are full of energy, and they can perform on stage at any time.

Now wait for Xiao Ai to report the curtain, and then start the last hilarious journey of tonight.

"Fat Lin, are you ready?"

"Of course, buddies can't wait"

Lin Yang replied excitedly.

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said with a smile:

"You are really a good cross talk actor, very talented, and it will be good to take this road in the future"

Lin Yang nodded:

"I didn't expect that I still have so much passion for cross talk, if you didn't talk to me about cross talk, I would have almost forgotten about this craft, after a few shows, I found that the enthusiasm is still there, and I also like the feeling of performing on stage very much, but when it comes to taking this path and using it to make a living, that's another matter"

"What's so difficult about this, our income is not low in these games, it's higher than the income of the so-called gold collar, it's not that I look down on you, if you Lin Fat Man does other jobs after graduation, just your meaty head, casual personality, you can't get out in your life, take a salary of 10,000 yuan every month and wait for death, it's better to fight, this road is a good choice, you love this industry, and you also have this craft, so why not mix it in this industry"

Qin Feng is rarely serious, Lin Yang's life in his previous life, he is clear.

really responded to the sentence in the cross talk, "drive a second-hand car, live in a second-hand house, and marry a second-hand daughter-in-law", and I have come over with a nest all my life, and the ordinary can't be ordinary anymore.

Now he has changed because of his rebirth, at least his love has changed, Cong Shan has become her girlfriend, and she no longer has to be like in her previous life, crush for a lifetime, and suffer for a lifetime.

If you go down the road of cross talk, maybe you can really achieve a career and walk out of a more exciting life.

After listening to Qin Feng's words, Lin Yang thought for a moment and then shook his head and said:

"It's easy to say! This bowl of rice is not delicious, I have been talking since elementary school, and I couldn't understand it better. How many people can come out of this industry? Many people will be mixed with food and clothing, how can there be a stable job.

This is to say that I have told you a few cross talks, so I have this income, and it is wishful thinking to change anyone else, I don't dare to have such an idea, without these new jokes, it is impossible to get ahead at all.

And innovation has never been easy, and no one in the entire cross talk industry has the ability to innovate like you, so I'd better finish college honestly and find a stable job.

Cross talk can be used as my hobby, and it's okay to talk about it usually, but I really don't have the confidence to use it to support my family and get ahead."

The performance time was getting closer and closer, Qin Feng wanted to open his mouth to say something, but when he saw that Xiao Ai had already stepped onto the stage, he had to stop talking and talk about it later.

He agrees with Lin Yang's words, but it is someone else, if he were to be himself, the situation would definitely be completely different.

In my previous life, as a cross talk lover, I had downloaded and listened to almost all the popular cross talk at that time, and now I can say that there are countless cheats, and I don't worry about innovation at all.

And Lin Yang, as his partner, is just a trivial matter.

After all, the focus of his career development in the future will definitely not be in the cross talk world, rather than wasting such good resources at hand, it is better to let the friends around him use it, maybe he can really break through, and by the way, he can also expand his career territory.

These thoughts flashed through his mind, but Qin Feng was already confident.

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang's shoulder with a smile and said:

"I'll talk about these things later, now go all out to talk about this cross talk and have a wonderful ending"

"Don't worry, buddy is full of confidence, this is absolutely exciting"

……

As soon as the two finished speaking, Xiao Ai's sweet voice came from the stage.

"Dear audience and friends, this is hosted by Eggplant Video, "The Rising Sun" Qin Feng's cross talk and song webcast special, followed by today's third cross talk performance, Qin Feng and Lin Yang are invited to appear on the stage, bringing you Qin Feng's new cross talk ......" (to be continued.) )