71. Xianghu Crossing - The Imagination of Bored Convulsions

What a tragedy!

- One of them

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When I woke up, I found myself sleeping on a wooden bed, surrounded by strange antiques.

When the consciousness returned to the brain, I remembered what happened before going to bed, damn, this fall was really miserable. It's just a crossing, and he has become a man's body sadly; a man's body is just that, he is still a young man with insufficient weight; a young man with a tooth can bear it, or the Prince Yixian who died young and lame despite the love of thousands of people in later generations, I hate it!

He sat up abruptly and wanted to point his finger at the heavens and curse the earth, but suddenly reacted, this is not good, not good, I have already experienced such a tragedy as the real crossing, who said that there are no gods in the world! It is better to tighten your mouth and be a good girl, maybe there will be a good reward, after all, I am very good at this thing.

But...... Who TM will give me a chance to play this set, from now on, we have to live like a master!

I want to remember my past and past lives fiercely, and I have to remember clearly which of the past and present lives of the 21st century is for me now. After all, after 25 years of being a pure woman, I can't forget who I once was.

This is called - Ben, let's say that we can't forget is not to forget, and death can't forget. I want to remember my first love that never began, that didn't start, and now I don't know where to start it.

My name is Zhan Xiaoyi, I live in Beijing, I was born under the red flag, I grew up on the side of the second ring road, and I want to ask for the specific address?—— within 100 meters behind the Lama Temple.

Regarding my miserable first love, in the final analysis, there are only two words - the fourth master.

That's right! It is the fourth son of the emperor who won the throne in Jiulong in the Kangxi Dynasty - Aixin Jueluo Yinzhen. The big fool who was scolded by the ignorant people of later generations to the point that he was incomplete, and he worked hard to leave a lot of national wealth to his unfilial son who squandered the boy Qianlong.

Why do you like him? Damn!

Of course, I don't like him because of Kiyotori, I have to make it clear about this. This is a real man, just as he said: I am such a man! What a lot, don't talk about the many good things he has done to reform and fight corruption for the benefit of the country and the people, just this sentence, plus one or something: admiration is worthy of the world, praise and disapproval have their own spring and autumn, it is enough!

However, we also love to wear it, who let that be the instinct of human YY. The gap of three hundred years is so easy to close, and I can only rely on these spiritual food to comfort my poor and humble admiration.

I am not a young girl, but I have a pure heart of a red girl, I don't fall in love when I go to school, I don't leave early after work, and I am a representative of a good young woman. I still don't understand, who am I recruiting to provoke whom?

You neurotics have to let me come through! It's okay, I'm willing, I can't ask for it, who let us come to the coveted Kangxi Dynasty of the Qing Dynasty. I was very beautiful and happy, but I ended up with a tragic end, there is really no saddest, only more urgent.

I said whoever is in charge, who is in charge of this, you have to figure out my mind, you can't be so out of tune. You're the most unreliable little fairy on the list who manages the crossing realm, right? How can you be so irresponsible to me?

Actually, I'm not a very temperamental person, really not! If I am destined to be the thirteenth brother of the fourth master, I also admit it, as long as we can be close to him to the point of being different from ordinary people, what else do we have to resist, say that we will follow. But you guys are not authentic, it's too irresponsible, why did you let my brother dress as the fourth master's concubine Fujin!

Is there a TM who does such a thing? Collect black money!

You are not afraid of nightmares when you sleep at night? If you let the fourth child know, you will be a villain and stab you wildly! What normal man can accept that his eldest wife is a man's core? Ah? Besides, besides, ...... This man is still the fourth master, in my heart, the fourth master who exists like a god! Don't say that he will be angry, I am angry for him, and I am angry to death!

Please, let me and my brother change it?

I changed from sitting to lying on my stomach, lying on the bed and really wanting to die, but a very sharp voice came from my ears, and I said softly and carefully, "Thirteenth master, it's time to get up, don't make a mistake in today's morning class." ”

"Okay, I got up early. "I rolled over from the bed and jumped to the ground, grabbed the clothes in the little eunuch's hand, shook them off and put them on, fortunately it was a man, otherwise it would be a bit complicated if it was a woman's clothes.

Shoot off the ghost claws that the little eunuch wants to help, I fasten the button while walking out the door, this hot day, wearing so much, I am not afraid of covering the white hair and sweat, it is too inhumane.

"Brother Thirteen, how was yesterday?"

Looking up, it turned out to be the fourth master! Will my star eyes be obvious? It won't be discovered by him, right? After taking a closer look, he lowered his head and replied with a tap: "It's okay...... The fourth sister-in-law is okay, right?"

"It's fine. ”

It's really very simple, don't you all say that this person is talkative? The speed of speech is very fast and the little curly hair, why can't you see it?

"Thirteenth brother, what's wrong?"

Listening to the question, he stopped, only to realize that he was actually beating around him, alas, he lost his temper. You're a man from now on, and you can't do that teacher's thing anymore. "No, just look at what's different about the married fourth brother. ”

The fourth master was slightly stunned and laughed, I don't know what he remembered, he actually ...... This is a laughing fourth master, alas!

Depend on...... He ...... Could it be that I ate my brother to laugh so proudly?

I examined it for a while, only to realize that I was not strong enough, after all, we are just a master who has seen the pig run but has not eaten it, and we can't taste the mystery of it. I still have to find a chance to meet my female brother and confirm it, after all, he is a woman at the beginning, and as a sister, he has the responsibility and obligation to protect his chastity.

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It's just half a day, my opportunity actually came, it turns out that there is really a bad rule of giving tea to my brother on the second day of the wedding, fortunately I'm not a woman, fortunately I'm not.

Sitting in the seat near the door, looking around, a group of small light heads with long braids, the oldest is only a teenager, a complete elementary school classroom, or the kind of big classroom regardless of age on the side, mixing and matching classrooms.

I heard that the little eunuch outside the door was spreading the news that the fourth master was coming, and everyone sat back in their positions, well, now we can be more sure who is who, isn't it just a dozen or so well-known princes, let's tell the difference. It's just that this little kid next to me, the great general Wang? It turns out that he also had such a young tooth, no wonder everyone was young and ignorant, and the same is true of the great general Wang, who also grew up from a nursery.

Naranala ...... This is Nala, Yongzheng's eldest wife, the future queen!

There were so many people around last night, I was suppressed even if I wanted to see it, but now I can see it clearly, it's still beautiful, after all, it's our brother now, but it's not very beautiful, we have to go crazy to top him like FANS. But...... This skinny little girl needs to be developed.

Brother, you are sad, you finally became a woman, your figure is really bad, you have to work hard. Otherwise, how can the fourth child look down on you, how difficult life will be in the future, a man with no figure, no woman's heart, no man's pain, tsk, the future is not good.

Fortunately, this little girl's voice is not bad, and my aunt and grandmother are ...... No, it's the master, now the master is refreshed, and you also have advantages in serious sound, at least the voice is very good, and it is worthy of praise to say that it is not soft and not greasy.

With the tone of the man's brother, he compared the little men in this house to the bottom, that is called a calm and relaxed, quite a soldier to block the water and flood the earth, strange Everyone says that the four concubines are dignified, and your man's expression with that daughter's little face is really a little meaningful.

It's me, it's me!

"Please have tea for the thirteenth brother. ”

When I came back to my senses, I only heard the word tea, and almost replied to the last sentence, "Brother, you are too polite", resisting the urge to cover my mouth, I smiled awkwardly, raised my hand to take the teacup, and was drinking but remembered something, although I am a boy now, but my brother will not habitually treat me as a sister? If you come to the last sentence to invite the thirteenth sister to use tea, then how can it be good? But I think I look forward to it, the thirteenth sister, the thirteenth sister of Hongxing!

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I finally had the opportunity to meet my brother, it was the kind of meeting where I could have a formal and good private chat, and my hair was gray on this day.

Sitting in the chair with my arm on the armrest, I asked her a little mischievously, "Now, do you know that women are not good?"

The pseudo-fourth concubine glanced at me and said in a stern whisper, "The same." ”

Yo, this reaction is really funny, I don't know how this stuffy gourd and the fourth child's hypocrisy talk live, is it interesting? Thinking about the things in my heart, I couldn't wait to ask, but I stammered, "You and the fourth master...... Do you have...... That...... That ......"

It's a good thing, I've become an idiot talking to myself in the air, and the four concubines not only ignore me, but they don't even look at me again.

Sitting upright and coughing slightly, Zhengse said: "I understand, you are very depressed now, as a man, you can't accept such a fact. However, if the rice is really cooked, then admit it, after all, the arms can't twist the thighs, people are not as good as the sky, and if they come, they will be safe, and they will follow the customs......"

Seeing that the fourth grandson turned his gaze to me again, and the familiar disdain came to me, I bowed my head weakly, and continued to persuade with nonsense, "As the saying goes, you can be at peace with what you encounter, you are at peace with your life, you have no children, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, she is virtuous, moral, intellectual, physical, and beautiful, and so on, etc., etc., you comfort yourself more, don't think about it." ”

"Don't you like him?"

"Huh......? What do you mean? I ...... Ye is a man!"

"Man, is there such a poor man?"

I shrunk back and sighed, "I'm in the habit, please don't push me, I also have a small universe that will explode." ”

The fourth concubine glanced at me and turned his head to drink tea, and ignored me!

stepped forward and stopped two steps away, and said seriously: "You say...... Is it possible to change identities again? Let's change them? It will be perfect to get rid of each other, and the fourth master will be at ease. ”

With a pop, the tea sprayed all over my body, I dusted it twice, and said depressedly: "Really...... If you want to be his wife, you can do it, and I didn't stop you. Just said it casually, and it was so exciting. I've told you a long time ago that this man is amazing, but you don't believe it, and now you can't bear it, it's really a woman. ”

The fourth concubine put down the teacup, lowered his head and said, "I'm back if I'm not serious, you can leave quickly, don't let people see it." ”

"Don't, it's not easy to see you once you finish talking. Why should you be careful, as far as I know, you are a son, and you will not be born until six years later, and you will not break your body, this ancient ...... You have to take care of yourself. I shook my head and sighed, it's not easy for women to do.

"If you're really so hazy, go by yourself, don't you see something? Try it yourself. ”

Dizzy, my great and sacred brother, you can say this kind of thing, I don't usually see you have so much to say, don't let the fourth master force it out. "Forget it, it's weird to think about, I just want to borrow your body and identity, how good...... Husband and wife, starry eyes. ”

The fourth grandson stood up and prepared to leave, and comforted me before leaving, "Worship the Buddha well and beg for the next round." ”

"The next round? ghost knows which year and month, at that time your baby was born, maybe I still beg for a hair." I want now, right now, and I will be happy!"

"I'll help you? One day, while he was unprepared, I stunned him and asked him to turn into a woman. ”

Brother, you are too imaginative, little sister admires, it's just ...... Who knows where he fainted, even if he fainted into the woman next to me, with my current five-year-old boy, and I haven't done that man's thing, let alone a man, I haven't even enjoyed the happiness of a woman, I know how to do it!

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The die is cast!

Zhan Xiaoyan became the fourth son of the emperor, Fujin, and was deeply loved by Lao Kang, and it is said that he is a dignified and virtuous woman representative. One day in the 35th year of Kangxi, I successfully conceived the son of the fourth master I longed for, and gave birth on March 26, 36 years of Kangxi. After that, there is no son and half a daughter, for Mao? That's a man, he has been a man for 32 years, and he is willing to give birth to the eldest son of the fourth master, which has already given the future Yongzheng Ye face, and how about making people laugh!

As for me, Prince Yixian, the saddest prince in history, studied hard, grew up hard, and worked hard to be loved by Lao Kang, so that he was able to accompany the fourth master and successfully became his closest thirteenth brother. I just want to accompany him one by one on the road of life, no matter what he wants to do, poetry, heroic life, eliminate evil and punish adultery, serve the country and the people, be born into the world, ascend the throne as the emperor, and assist him wholeheartedly for forty years, even if I am willing to endure the ten years of confinement.

The longer you get along, the more you like it, what can I do?

I'm scared to death.