Chapter 132: "You Want to Be Elegant"
The hilarity has been going on and shows no signs of stopping. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Qin Feng tried to reconnect several times, but the laughter on the scene was too loud, and he could only wait.
After another ten seconds, the voice was a little quieter, and Qin Feng immediately knocked on the waking wood lightly.
"Smack"
The crisp sound instantly spread throughout the auditorium.
Everyone's attention was drawn back to the stage.
Qin Feng smiled and picked up the topic just now: "After reading the couplet, I looked at the table again, there were two tomes on it, and it gave people a feeling of being knowledgeable at first glance."
Lin Yang asked curiously, "What is the title of the book?" ”
Qin Feng had an admiring expression on his face, and stretched out a finger: "One is the "Xinhua Dictionary""
Lin Yang nodded and said: "The knowledge in the dictionary is very deep and worth studying, what about the second book?" ”
Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his second finger: "The second book is "How to Look Up the Dictionary""
Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Okay, this co-author can't even look up the dictionary!" How do you become an expert? ”
"Hahaha"
The hilarity thundered again.
"These two goods are too lacking in morality, this singing and harmonizing is simply saying that Gu Weimin is an idiot"
"Poisonous mouth! Completely scolded out of flowers"
"Hahaha, it's funny, how to look up the dictionary, is there a book?"
"This will make Gu Weimin have already jumped off the building! It's too unfortunate to provoke Qin Feng! “
……
The person concerned, Gu Weimin, can't see this paragraph anymore, but the rest of the people in the cross talk industry are watching it.
Everyone didn't have anything to do with Qin Feng, they could only watch the live broadcast luck angrily.
Several leaders of the association rolled their eyes in anger, and they all hated to rush to the University of Technology and Business to beat Qin Feng!
Principal Li and the teachers all felt terrified when they heard Qin Feng's fierce scolding.
Put yourself in your shoes, if it were me, I'm afraid I would have fainted a long time ago, such a vicious scolding, no one can withstand it!
Qin Feng continued to open the loss: "After sitting down, I said, you can tell me about it!" …… Let's talk about it, this must be elegant, it should not be vulgar, we play with the elegance of life, we should not be vulgar. …… I talked for a long time, and I didn't even say a whole sentence."
Lin Yang asked curiously, "Is that all there is to it?" ”
Qin Feng raised his hand and looked arrogant: "Ah, don't be upset, you can not be silent, but we will silence you soon, we will write anonymous letters and make reports, we will all do, you know?" ”
Lin Yang was surprised: "Okay! ”
"Hahaha"
The laughter grew louder and louder, and the audience listened more and more refreshingly.
The scolding is so enjoyable!
Almost all the faces in the cross talk world are as black as the bottom of the pot, and everyone's eyes are on fire.
"You are planning to tear off the faces of everyone in the cross talk industry and trample on them in front of the people of the whole country, you are too bad a thing"
Hearing this, several leaders of the association began to smash their cups and scold.
"Qin Feng, you fucking bastard, are we so despicable? You're slandering! ”
All the people related to Qin Feng are now terrified when they hear every word and word of him, and everyone is worried about him.
The party Qin Feng continued to open the loss without the slightest restraint.
Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "You may not understand me, you don't understand me now, you just scolded me, you have to kill me after you understand me"
Lin Yang opened his mouth wide and let out a surprise in surprise: "Huh-!" He also knows that he invites hatred."
Laughter rang out again.
People in the cross talk industry are already angry.
Gu Weimin lay on the bed and wailed constantly, where did he still have the strength to scold Qin Feng again.
The leader of the association has already dropped all the cups on the table, and he is not angry! If you fall again, you can only fall on the stool.
The family and teachers looked at Qin Feng, who was still spraying poison on the stage, and they were very helpless.
This little bastard is going to scold everyone who criticizes him to death today!
……
Qin Feng raised his right hand and began to shout the slogan: "We have to work hard to be elegant, and strive for the future, looking down from the moon, I can't even see the Great Wall, and I see this group of cross talk people talking here and elegant."
Lin Yang's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "Okay!" What a fuss! ”
"Hahaha"
The burst of laughter came one after another, never stopping.
People in the cross talk industry have become so angry that they are completely numb.
They didn't even have the strength to scold Qin Feng, they could only gasp for breath, as if they had just finished a marathon, and their breathing sounded like a broken bellows.
Several leaders of the association also scolded without the slightest strength, and they all sat down in their seats, glaring at Qin Feng hatefully.
Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice, who should have cheered and celebrated, also sat quietly in their respective homes.
After all, they used to be members of the cross talk associations, and now seeing that the association was scolded by Qin Feng, they also felt a bit of desolation, of course, it was more of a feeling of being connected to the same disease.
And the hatred for Qin Feng is even more that the water of the three rivers cannot be washed away.
The laughter at the performance scene was still wave after wave, and the whole auditorium became a sea of joy.
Qin Feng frowned and nodded his fingers: "After coming out, I said in my heart, this expert in China, every two people shoot one, there is no unjust, false or wrongful case."
Lin Yang sighed: "Okay, that's it."
"Shhh
Whether it is the live or live audience, everyone took a sharp breath of cold air when they heard this.
This grandson is too ruthless! Dare to say that! It's so enjoyable!
Principal Li and all the teachers in the audience were stunned for a moment, especially the teachers who were known as experts, and they looked at Qin Feng with tears and laughter.
"We should all be shot! How much do you hate us? ”
However, this is just a joke in the hearts of the teachers, they know that Qin Feng is completely aimed at the cross talk world and has nothing to do with him.
At school, Qin Feng has no other problems except that he is too capable of causing trouble.
He was very polite to the teacher and rarely rude, so everyone didn't take this to heart.
Teacher Gao and Teacher Yu couldn't help but shake their heads with a smile in front of the computer, they were too open-mouthed!
People in the cross talk industry almost turned a few more angry, you little bastard, this is looking forward to our death!
In the blink of an eye, there was a faint commotion in many houses in Beijing, obviously another batch of teacups were unlucky, and many vicious curses came out, each of which was angry and hoarse.
Qin Feng said helplessly: "Really, you include sometimes, what do some people think is elegant, admiring foreigners?" ”
Lin Yang was surprised: "Ah, Chongyang is flattering? ”
Qin Feng looked disdainful: "Learn from foreigners, foreigners are all good, and they are all elegant"
Lin Yang: "Oh"
"The fire has shifted? Why is it really fanciful when it comes to worshipping foreign countries! Who are you going to scold? ”
Listening to Qin Feng's words, everyone had such an idea.
People in the cross talk industry are undoubtedly relieved, this bastard has finally moved his firepower away a little, it's really terrifying!
Teachers are even more worried, who is this going to fire again?
Every audience member looked at Qin Feng with concern, waiting for his new round of bombardment.
Qin Feng stretched out his hand and counted: "It's not necessary, there are Ha Han, there are Ha Ri, to tell the truth, go back a few years, these are all our subject countries, what is Annan, which is called Goryeo, they are all this, pay tribute every year, be called a minister every year, a small country, give birth to a son, and have to be sent to Beijing to be a hostage"
Lin Yang: "Hmm"
Qin Feng continued with a disdainful expression: "Now you learn from him, let's tell the truth, of course, people have advanced science and technology, you have to learn, but sometimes I can't look at it."
Lin Yang continued: "You can't learn everything"
At this time, everyone understood who was going to be unlucky, it must be Ha Han and Ha Ri, who scolded Qin Feng very badly some time ago.
Everyone likes to hear about this target, and everyone is ready to watch the big show.
The teachers are also relieved, scold, even if you scold, no matter how you scold these brain-dead, nothing will happen!
Of course, it's best not to scold South Korea and Japan.
Everyone in the cross talk world breathed a sigh of relief,
The heavy artillery fire has been transferred to the new target, and it has nothing to do with the cross talk world for the time being, and everyone can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
The lethality of this product is too great, and every sentence is terrifying!
Everyone deeply admired Qin Feng's combat power and desire to fight.
I just finished spraying the cross talk world here, and in a blink of an eye, I started to spray brain damage again, it's really endless life and fighting!
And the Ha Han and Ha Ri brains in question are all nervous, how can this bastard fire at us, let's hold it up when we are full!
Qin Feng gestured to his head: "Some young people learn this, the hair is cut, high, broken, mushroom tops, dyed red and white, red and white, really like spicy cabbage"
Lin Yang smiled and nodded in agreement: "Well, this look is Ha Han"
"Hahaha"
Laughter erupted, and everyone was amused by Qin Feng's description.
Ha Han's brainless brain on the live broadcast side heard this, and his face turned green with anger.
Especially those with colorful hair are even more angry.
"You're a spicy cabbage, your whole family is a spicy cabbage"
Qin Feng continued: "The trouser legs are fatter than the waist of the trousers, and the No. 36 foot wears the No. 41 shoe"
Lin Yang was surprised: "Such big shoes! “
There was a lot of laughter in the auditorium.
Qin Feng's hand flipped up: "The big eyelashes are over, snap, and the hat is taken off."
Lin Yang: "Whew-!" The hat is too light."
"Hahaha"
Laughter erupted.
Qin Feng raised his chin: "I heard that there are a lot of capable people in Korea."
Lin Yang nodded: "That's a lot"
Qin Feng counted his fingers: "It is said that the capable people in the world are all Korean, such as the Buddha, Jesus, Sage Confucius, and Lu Ban, all of them are theirs."
Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "All theirs? “
Qin Feng continued: "Lin Yang, this is all Korean"
Lin Yang shook his hand and said very firmly: "I'm not"
Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang regretfully: "It would be good if you could, they didn't know that we were powerful, send a few people who talked about cross talk to South Korea, and they would die there."
Lin Yang pouted with a smile: "If you talk about cross talk, you can toss it!" “
Qin Feng nodded: "Look, bad, they"
"Hahaha"
The laughter at the scene grew louder and louder, and everyone's eardrums were buzzing.
"I'm laughing to death, Qin Feng is going to be Han Hei for the rest of his life"
"It's starting to lose sticks again, I'm glad to hear it!"
"Killing two birds with one stone, not only damaging the stick, but also scolding the cross talk world, it's really too high"
……
Ha Han's brain-dead people watched the live broadcast, and they were all so angry that they were about to vomit blood.
But they didn't have much to do with Qin Feng, so they could only scold Qin Feng everywhere on the Internet.
Even if they scolded Qin Feng, they couldn't go into Qin Feng's Weibo to scold.
Because Qin Feng's extremely vicious messages at the top of Weibo are aimed at them, scolding them all the time for being stupid and brain-dead, as long as they see it, they can only run away.
They could only attack Qin Feng in the rest of the place, but soon Qin Feng's fans reacted, and the two sides once again started a battle on the Internet.
The cross talk world is also angry enough, and you don't forget to hurt us when you scold others, it's so vicious!
The on-stage show continues.
Qin Feng's artillery fire was still bombarding wildly.
Almost everyone who criticized him during this time made him scold him all over again.
Looking at Qin Feng, who was attacking recklessly on the stage, everyone was thinking, what kind of person is this? It's crazy! (To be continued.) )