It's so cool!

These Ha Han brains should be scolded, it's best to wake up!

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All the viewers are waiting to see how Qin Feng will be black.

Qin Feng did not disappoint everyone, and after scolding the stick, he immediately began to damage the Japanese.

He looked at the audience and said, "After talking about Korea, there is also Japan."

Lin Yang continued: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "The Japanese can't be beaten to death with a stick, for example, he is polite, for example, he is united, we should also learn"

Lin Yang echoed and nodded: "Yes"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "But after all, we are a big country, with thousands of years of culture"

Lin Yang said with certainty: "We are the state of etiquette"

Qin Feng pressed his chest: "Isn't it, we have to be good, know what's going on with ourselves, we can't just talk about what's going on with foreign countries, Japan, let's tell the truth, small countries, can't compare with us"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes."

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed upward: "Look at our weather forecast, it will take fifteen minutes to report."

Lin Yang continued: "There are many places"

Qin Feng pointed to the side: "But the Japanese forecast for that day, in a word"

Lin Yang asked, "What do you say?"

Qin Feng said word by word: "There is rain all over the country"

"Hahaha"

Everyone was amused by Qin Feng's words.

"This goods are too damaged, is Japan so small!"

"Laughing to death, it's another classic"

"The Japanese can't help but be mad when they hear it, this sharp mouth, whoever gets on the stall is unlucky"

……

Hari couldn't help but burst into a rage when he heard this.

Although Qin Feng didn't scold them directly, it was not much lighter than scolding them directly.

The teachers and many celebrities, as well as all the audience in the audience, laughed non-stop.

Everyone in the cross talk world was completely speechless, and their hearts said, this is a madman, who will come with him!

The show continues.

Lin Yang gestured a basketball-sized circle with both hands: "A cloud is covered, it's too small"

The laughter increased a few points.

Qin Feng continued with an expression: "The land is small, and there are few villains."

Lin Yang: "There are few people?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "People from all over Japan are here in Beijing, this one is in Xisi, and that one can't reach the space bridge."

Lin Yang pouted and smiled: "Okay, you can't get out of the third ring."

"Hahaha"

Laughter resumed.

Qin Feng picked up the fan and tapped it on the palm of his hand and said: "Japanese culture is very rude, it is said that the Japanese did not have a surname before"

Lin Yang was surprised: "No, Japanese people have a famous surname, although it doesn't sound very good."

Qin Feng explained: "This is later, the origin of their surname contains a story"

Lin Yang: "Tell me"

Qin Feng nodded: "Japan is warlike, almost all men were conscripted to fight in ancient times, and there was no time to get married and have children, resulting in fewer and fewer people in Japan, and later, a Japanese lord came up with a national policy."

Lin Yang asked: "What national policy?"

Qin Feng explained with a smile: "It is that Japanese men can have a relationship with Japanese women anywhere to ensure the birth rate of the population, so during the truce, Japanese women are used to that way, and simply go out with sheets and pillows on their backs every day, which is also the origin of the kimono."

Lin Yang laughed a few times, and hurriedly gave Qin Feng a word: "Oh"

"Hahaha"

Everyone went crazy with laughter in an instant.

The boys were all looking up to the sky and laughing, while constantly slapping the armrests or their thighs.

The girl was about to die of shame, her face was red like blood, her head was buried deeply, and she was about to sink into the floor.

In this way, they couldn't help but shake their shoulders and laugh.

There were no people sitting normally in the auditorium, and there were students staggering and even sliding on the floor.

Without exception, everyone is laughing like crazy.

The teacher and many celebrities also blushed and laughed straight to death.

The live broadcast was also hilarious, but most of them were at home, and they could still throw themselves on the bed or fall on the sofa and laugh.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, this product is really damaged"

"The scolding is simply the peak, and the Japanese must be angry when they see it"

"It's too dirty, this is a live broadcast, it's too bold!"

……

Hari, who watched the live broadcast, was brain-dead, and he was so angry that he was about to die when he heard this.

Especially some of them have kimonos, which are even more disgusting to death.

……

Qin Feng laughed twice, and then continued:

"Due to the urgency of the war, many Japanese men left to fight without having time to tell each other's surnames, and after these Japanese women gave birth to children, they could only take surnames according to the place where the incident occurred, so there were surnames such as Matsushita, Watanabe, Tanaka, Yamaguchi, Takeshita, Kondo, etc., which is the origin of Japanese surnames"

"Hahaha"

As Qin Feng spoke, bursts of laughter burst out one after another.

With each last name, his laughter doubled, and the loudness was so loud that it almost collapsed the auditorium.

The same is true for off-site live broadcasts.

As one Japanese surname after another spit out of Qin Feng's mouth, the burst of laughter sounded again and again in front of all the live broadcast computers, and many people were about to burst out laughing, but they still couldn't stop laughing.

"Liu Yan, your boyfriend is an out-and-out stinky hooligan, this joke can be told on the live broadcast, it's terrible"

Sister Fei burst into laughter while stabbing Liu Yan's arm to complain.

Liu Yan didn't have the strength to pay attention to anything else, she was almost lying on the ground with a smile, and she couldn't look at it at all when she was blushing.

In Qin Feng's house, all the adults were completely crazy with laughter.

As for the children in the family, I had already let my aunt rush to the bedroom, which is really not suitable for children!

……

Qin Feng laughed a few times, and then continued:

"Of course, there are also some strange surnames that are very easy to arouse people's reverie, such as Inoue, Inoshita, Kushiro, Hanoi, 、......"

Lin Yang laughed and pushed Qin Feng: "you, what a mess!"

"Hahaha"

The auditorium was completely blown up.

Everyone was almost paralyzed with laughter, especially the last few surnames, which were simply too evil to think about.

"I'm going to die laughing, who will save me!"

"This shamelessness has broken through the galaxy, how did you think of this?"

"Hahaha, Japanese surnames are so funny"

"Inoue, Hanoi, it's too difficult!"

"Pig and bear generation, it's even more chilling"

"Idols, bow down!"

……

The teachers listened to it, although they were worried that Qin Feng's words would cause controversy and might be in trouble.

But everyone couldn't stop, they were laughing out loud, and the rest would be talked about later, so laugh heartily first!

Sister Fei, they were also laughing so hard that they were about to die.

Everyone else is the same, and no one is not laughing.

Even if he gritted his teeth, the cross talk world that hated Qin Feng was immortal burst into laughter.

At this time, the most tragic thing is that Hari is brainbroken, and the fragile ones are already crying angrily.

"Stinky rascal!"

"Shameless!"

"Despicable!"

"Indecent!"

……

Inside the auditorium, the show continued.

Qin Feng stopped laughing, looked at the audience and said:

"I don't understand, what is there to worship in such a country where even surnames are so casually obtained? Remember, you were born in a country with a history of 5,000 years of civilization, and you can't learn the history and culture here in your lifetime, so there is no need to go to a vulgar small country that can't compete with you."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's what I said."

"Bang Bang Bang"

Applause thundered.

Qin Feng's words, everyone agreed very much, and they all sent enthusiastic applause.

"Well, that's good!"

The applause was deafening.

The teachers in the audience, as well as many people on the live broadcast end, looked at Qin Feng with appreciation.

This is too good to say, although it is a little disobedient when it comes out of Qin Feng's mouth.

The applause and applause were slightly lower.

Qin Feng immediately smiled and said: "Ah, what does it mean, of course, you have to remember that sometimes, whether it is elegant or vulgar, it has a suitable positioning, its own positioning, as long as this position is good, there is no contradiction"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng frowned and said, "It's all messed up on the dislocation"

Lin Yang continued: "Some people are chaotic"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "I'll give you an example, let's go to this big shopping mall, the flagship store of some international brands, you go shopping, the decoration of people from top to bottom, the attitude of the waiter, including chatting with you, he must see the grade"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "He has to be in style"

Qin Feng put his two thumbs together and put them together: "You think it is cooperative, this is the old Beijing dialect, you feel comfortable"

Lin Yang: "Hmm"

Qin Feng made a gesture to open the door: "Flagship store, big store, this one comes in, people are very polite, occasionally people have a half-sentence of the one, hello, say hello"

Lin Yang nodded and continued: "Is it international in itself!"

Qin Feng continued: "Hello sir, please take a seat, welcome to our international brand flagship store, you take a look at this bag, this autumn's special color, with your coat is very suitable, please take that limited edition and let Mr. take a look"

Lin Yang nodded: "Oh, limited"

Qin Feng pressed his chest: "You will feel very comfortable"

Lin Yang said: "Yes, it's good to talk like this"

This content is relatively smooth, there are no hilarious lines, it is like chatter, and the atmosphere of the scene is suddenly much calmer.

The laughter and applause fell, and everyone sat down again, listening to Qin Feng and Lin Yang talk eloquently.

burst into laughter for almost a while, and suddenly entered this gentle rhythm, which just gave everyone time to rest.

Everyone felt that this adjustment was very comfortable and timely.

After sitting down, everyone rubbed their smiling stiff faces and aching stomachs, calmed down their excitement, and gradually returned to their normal state.

The stars in the audience began to tidy up their clothes, and soon they had that glamorous image again, and the teachers were also sitting in a precarious position, a bit like a teacher.

Everyone in the cross talk world was shocked when they saw Qin Feng's change in rhythm.

A cross talk actor can perfectly control his emotions and performance on stage, which means that he has entered the house and is no longer a simple beginner.

……

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said, "You look at our fried noodles in old Beijing, you can't do this."

Lin Yang continued: "You have to change the way"

Qin Feng's spirit was shocked, and he said with a smile on his face: "That, lively, let's old Beijing fried noodles, the family is not long, and the reason is not short,...... Yo, Kobayashi is here! Sit down, sit down."

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "Hahaha"

Qin Feng greeted warmly: "This Xiaolin, we are a regular customer, we haven't been here for a while, right?" I know, a big bowl of wide strips, a small bowl of dry frying, two bottles of beer, roast ten kidneys, and a peanut."

Lin Yang smiled and pointed: "It's all familiar"

Qin Feng said to Lin Yang: "Look, you feel comfortable, of course, your amount of food is also debatable."

Lin Yang stared and stretched out a finger: "Just a peanut."

"Hahaha"

The laughter resumed, and the audience had recovered and laughed heartily.

Qin Feng smiled: "That's what it means, but if the two are transferred, it will have to be messed up."

Lin Yang obviously disagreed: "These are all good words, and it won't be in the way if you adjust it."

Qin Feng pouted: "Then it's a contradiction"

Lin Yang asked, "Isn't it okay?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Look, think about it"

Lin Yang raised his hand and said, "You come for a while."

Qin Feng raised his hand and gestured at the façade: "Our fried sauce noodle restaurant, like an international brand store, is very well decorated, the lights are bright, and you are all wearing a suit here."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes."

Qin Feng greeted with a kind face: "Hello sir, welcome to the old Beijing fried sauce flagship store"

Lin Yang frowned: "Eating a bowl of noodles is still a flagship?"

The audience will laugh heartily.

Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his hand to introduce: "This fried sauce is new this autumn"

Lin Yang glared at the beads of his eyes and pointed: "Hey! You are not allowed to eat it in spring!"

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter, and everyone was amused by the words and actions of the two.

Qin Feng continued: "With two kinds of noodles cut strips, it is particularly suitable,...... Okay, bring the limited edition one-headed garlic for the gentleman to eat."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Where is the limit of one-headed garlic?"

The laughter grew louder and louder, and the atmosphere gradually climbed to the top again.

Qin Feng frowned and spread his hands: "It's messy when you listen to it"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Isn't it chaos!"

Qin Feng said affirmatively: "That international brand store is like a fried sauce noodle restaurant, and you can't accept it."

Lin Yang objected: "That's good, obviously enthusiastic."

Qin Feng held the platform with one hand: "Big brands of international companies, one by one, bloomers, round loafers, and towels on their shoulders,...... You haven't come to us to buy anything for a few days, where have you been?"

Lin Yang frowned angrily: "What are you talking about?"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed happily.

Qin Feng continued to shake a mouthful of Beijing films: "Look at it, I haven't spent a few days here, our things here are not bad recently, but they don't sell money all the time, the shopkeeper is really in a hurry, look at our bag, and it has more face on the back to wash the hair in the room."

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted back: "What are you doing in the shampoo room!"

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter.

The teacher in the audience couldn't help but start rolling his eyes again, this kid had only been honest for a few seconds, and he started talking nonsense again!

Qin Feng continued: "Don't go, sir, the price is negotiable, it's all this price, are you really leaving?

Lin Yang's eyes widened and he smiled: "Ah, scolded"

After saying that, the two smiled and took a step back, bowed to the audience, and in a burst of laughter, turned around and walked backstage.

The second cross talk ended.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Behind them, applause rang out like a storm. (To be continued.) )