Chapter 146: Classes are also necessary for power outages

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The same goes for grandpa's house.

The younger brother laughed and crusaded against Lin Yang: "Lin Yang is so bad, he actually said that his brother is Zhu Bajie, he is like Zhu Bajie."

My sister nodded firmly in agreement: "That's it, look at his fatness, isn't it Zhu Bajie!"

Mom smiled and wiped her tears: "I always see that Xiaofeng damages Lin Yang, let Lin Yang win back a game now!"

My aunt patted her thigh and smiled: "These two guys really deserve to be partners, none of them are good at stubble!"

Grandpa and Dad also laughed and didn't say anything.

……

The college circle of friends is even more lively at this time.

Ye Xiaotong: "It's over! Cong Shan, your fat man was completely taken into the ditch by Qin Feng."

Gangzi: "That's it, Lin Yang didn't have such a flamboyant tongue before, he learned it all from Qin Feng"

Cong Shan: "It seems that I have to educate myself well, and I have to pay it back like Qin Feng!"

He Wei: "Hahaha, it's so funny, Lin Yang did a good job, damage Qin Feng's goods!"

……

Amidst laughter, the performance on stage continued.

The laughter at the scene and in front of the TV is getting louder and louder, and everyone is getting more and more enjoyable to watch.

It was again that Zhu Bajie hummed his daughter-in-law, and this time Qin Feng found the field and put Zhu Bajie's name on Lin Yang's head.

Almost all the audience at the scene cooperated with Qin Feng to beat the beat, everyone was very happy, and the atmosphere of the party was brought to the climax.

Everyone in the director team in the main control room laughed, and when they saw the perfect interaction on the scene, they were so happy that they had long forgotten about Qin Feng's violations.

At the end of the interaction, the laughter fell slightly.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "Of course, I am also willing to go abroad, I like to eat Western food"

Lin Yang nodded: "Then it's appropriate to go abroad."

Qin Feng gestured in front of him: "Sit down, serve, take a knife, a fork, and a small chainsaw are ready."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Ah! and saws?"

Qin Feng continued to gesture: "Come on, huh, cut the cake, there are eggs in it, the eggs are poured in, smear hot sauce, roll lettuce, rest the intestines, I can eat four, and then bring me a bowl of instant noodles"

In the process of speaking, the audience was already bursting into laughter, and many people laughed in an instant.

Your Western food is too Chinese street characteristics!

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to stop it: "Okay! Don't say it, you took a knife and fork and went abroad to eat egg scones?"

The laughter got louder.

Qin Feng continued to gesture with knives and forks: "Play, eat and play"

Lin Yang shook his head and sighed, "It's so embarrassing!"

Qin Feng put his hands in front of his stomach and said proudly: "Go out to play when you are full, you have gone anywhere, the United States, have you ever been there?"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I haven't been there"

Qin Feng smiled disdainfully and said, "Oh! Such a big living person has never been to the United States, you should die!"

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang stared at him puzzled and asked, "What's the matter, I'll die!"

Qin Feng nodded: "I've been there, I like that place very much, there is a statue there, it's not called a god statue, it's a free female nerve"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

"This thing is too bad, free girl!

"Hahaha, laughing to death, co-authoring the symbol of the United States is a psychopathy!"

"Awesome! I like this one."

"This product won't damage the United States as much as it hurts Japan and South Korea, right?

"I really can't say, I don't dare to do this, look at it!"

……

In the laughter, Lin Yang shook his hand: "People are not sick, do you know!"

Qin Feng said puzzledly: "I'm not sick and I'm standing there!"

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Isn't that a statue?"

Qin Feng took the fan and held it up: "Take a torch, take a book, you see how good it is!

"Hahaha"

Laughter swept through the studio like a tsunami, and people went crazy with laughter.

"Well said"

"Bang Bang Bang"

This was followed by thunderous applause and applause, which was deafening.

"Hahaha, no, buddy is going to laugh!"

"This thing is so good at spoofing, kneel!

"You have to go to class even if there is a power outage!

"Americans can't cry to death in the toilet when they hear this!

……

Lin Yang also smiled and shook his head: "I don't mean this at all."

As he spoke, Qin Feng picked up the towel on the table, clamped it on the fan, and raised it like a torch, shaking it constantly.

"Hahaha"

Seeing him do this, the laughter became even crazier, and everyone laughed to death.

This thing is so weird, why don't you act in a sketch?

"Bah-!"

Followed by laughter, boos rang out like earth-shattering, and everyone was cheering for Qin Feng's wonderful performance in this unique way of cross talk.

Applause exploded in every corner at the same time.

The atmosphere is getting more and more hilarious!

……

on stage.

Lin Yang stretched out his hand, took the fan from Qin Feng's hand, and said with a smile: "Okay, even if you really take a torch, you don't look like a goddess, you know!"

Qin Feng was still gesturing with his empty hands: "Torch, white flame sprouts!

Lin Yang shook his hand: "Don't compare!"

Qin Feng put his hand down: "I like it very much, that, Spain"

Lin Yang raised his hand and clicked on the table: "That's to watch the bullfight"

Qin Feng nodded and replied loudly: "Yes, the big field is very big, a circle, as soon as the music is played, the cow will come out, and it should be properly deserved (and Zhu Bajie's soundtrack) ......"

As soon as he started humming, Qin Feng immediately entered the state, and performed the bullfighting song of Zhu Bajie on the stage.

"Hahaha"

The laughter broke out again, and the audience began to play with him with applause.

The applause was unanimous, and the humming that accompanied him was deafening, and the tempo became faster and faster.

The atmosphere was completely high!

Lin Yang pursed his lips helplessly.

Qin Feng sang more and more energetically, and the applause at the scene became more and more energetic, and everyone had a very enjoyable time.

"It's fast-paced!" Qin Feng said with a smile.

Lin Yang interrupted him with a smile and a wave of his hand: "Hey, it's a little hard to keep up, is this a cow or a pig?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted again.

"Fight out a pig, Qin Feng is too good at playing"

"Hahaha, this is cross talk, isn't this a sitcom!"

"These two are so good, they have finished other cross talks!"

"It's another classic cross talk, it's so enjoyable!"

……

Qin Feng was interrupted by Lin Yang, and said a little unpleasantly: "I hate it!"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed: "Why is this music?"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "How can there be a pig thing! Aren't you busy carrying your girlfriend Cong Shan?"

Lin Yang blushed for a moment, then shook his hand and smiled: "I'm not my business at all."

There was another burst of laughter, everyone looked at Lin Yang and laughed, obviously everyone understood, Lin Yang's girlfriend was called Cong Shan.

Lin Yang was smiling on stage, but he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.

This thing added words without authorization, and also scattered Cong Shan's name, what a mistake to make a bad friend!

In front of the TV, Cong Shan was completely stupid, her face immediately became extremely hot, and she was red and almost dripping blood.

Can't live!

Now the people of the whole country know that he is Lin Yang's girlfriend, Qin Feng is really a super bastard!

Thinking of this, she threw herself on the sofa with a sigh, and no longer dared to face the eyes of her family.

But when she heard the cross talk being performed, she couldn't stop laughing, so she could only lie on the sofa and laugh non-stop with her face buried.

After Cong Shan's family was stunned for a while, they all laughed.

They are very satisfied with Lin Yang and have already recognized the identity of Cong Shan's boyfriend.

They even thanked Qin Feng a little in their hearts, thanking him for making this matter public, which was only good for Cong Shan, not bad!

Qin Feng and Lin Yang's circle of friends exploded in an instant, especially the college classmates, who were all crazy and hilarious, and they couldn't stop talking.

Liu Fei: "This product is too lacking in morality, not only does Lin Yang compare to Zhu Bajie, but even Cong Shan doesn't let it go!"

Li Wanhua: "This stinky mouth, I'm completely convinced, there's really nothing he doesn't dare to say"

Ye Xiaotong: "I think Qin Feng did the right thing, although the way is not appropriate, the effect is great, now the relationship between Cong Shan and Lin Yang is completely public, it is good for both of them"

Wang Beina: "I agree with Xiaotong's words, I should block Lin Yang's back road"

……

The laughter subsided slightly, and the performance continued.

Qin Feng picked up the towel on the table and unfolded it in front of him: "There is a matador here, take a piece of red cloth, wait here, not alone, there are people on both sides to help, with this shake, there is a guy next to him to help, the shopkeeper, don't let it, if you let it again, you will pay for it!"

In the last few sentences, Qin Feng shouted out completely at the top of his voice!

Lin Yang laughed next to him: "Hey! The bullring that said cross talk said that it sold cloth!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter erupted again.

"Bah-!"

Deafening boos followed.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "I remember that there is such one"

Lin Yang shook his head: "That's not this"

Qin Feng also shook his head and said, "Don't go, don't go to this place, make a fuss!"

……

The laughter at the front desk of the studio was shocking, and the main control room in the background was also full of laughter.

Members of the director's team are circulating a table of ratings statistics.

The ratings of Qin Feng and Lin Yang's cross talk have almost caught up with "Selling Abduction", and the gap is very small, surpassing "Selling is a Certainty!"

"These two boys are amazing, they were born for big scenes!"

Director Guan looked at the statistical table and sighed, and the rest of the directors nodded in agreement. (To be continued.) )