When Qin Feng finished singing this paragraph, the audience stood up in an uproar. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Bang Bang ... ”

Almost at the same time, everyone began to applaud, and thunderous applause suddenly rang out, and soon swept through the entire auditorium like a raging storm.

"Good!"

"It's so good!"

"Qin Feng, it's good!"

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The roaring applause resounded throughout the audience, and even Lin Yang, who was on the stage, also stood beside Qin Feng and applauded him.

The applause in the auditorium lasted for twenty or thirty seconds before it subsided, Qin Feng pressed down with both hands, motioned for everyone to sit down, and the two continued to talk about cross talk.

When he calmed down a little, Qin Feng picked up the joke just now, and said in a firm tone: "I am determined, I want to chase her"

Lin Yang: "We want to pursue others"

Qin Feng said: "It's in a community, it's more convenient. As soon as she left the community, she bought newspapers, and I bought them!'

After saying that, he made a goodbye wave, and then there was a regretful expression.

Lin Yang: "Ignore you!"

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "Let's go... At the bus stop at the door, waiting, 'What a coincidence, you are waiting for the bus too.'"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng continued: "At the supermarket opposite the door, I also met, 'What a coincidence, you also go to the supermarket'"

Lin Yang smiled: "Hey"

Qin Feng made a gesture of washing his hands: "Come out of the bathroom, wash your hands here, 'What a coincidence, you also peed your hands?'"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide and sighed loudly with a smile: "Hi ——!"

"Hahaha... ”

A burst of laughter rang out, everyone laughed forward and backwards, and a few classmates who were drinking water squirted out of their mouths with a 'poof', and then kept coughing, and many people laughed madly while patting their thighs.

"It's so funny, it's a living treasure."

"It's over, I have to go to the hospital at the end of today, and my intestines are all laughing"

"I really can't live, after watching this cross talk, I can't watch the rest of the show"

"This brain circuit is different from ordinary people! It's so funny."

At this time, the happiest thing is the waiting classmates in the background, Qin Feng has already told a joke about urinating his hands in the background before, and now he listens to it even more cola, everyone is already laughing in the background.

Even the hostess secretly covered her mouth and smiled, and when she looked at Qin Feng on the stage at this time, she didn't think he was so annoying.

The rest of the campus was also laughing at this time, and the whole school was enveloped in a joyful atmosphere.

On the stage, Lin Yang picked up Qin Feng's words and asked loudly: "If she can really pee on her hands, will you still chase others?"

Hearing this, the audience immediately burst into laughter. The laughter in the stadium was like the waves of the sea, washing everyone's ears in waves.

Qin Feng wrinkled his nose and looked at Lin Yang with disgust: "Why are you so obedient, you are very dirty, do you know?"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted back directly to Qin Feng: "Nonsense, is there such a set?"

Qin Feng continued: "The girl stopped and asked me, 'What are you going to do?'"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "Yes, you made it clear!"

Qin Feng patted his chest and said, "I said, I admire you very much, you think I'm not good, I'll change it"

Lin Yang: "Hmm"

Qin Feng: "The girl nodded, 'What do you think I'm good, I'll change... ’”

Lin Yang shook his head with a smile and continued: "There is no drama at all"

The audience's laughter was even louder, and many girls secretly memorized this word, which can be used to reject boys in the future, which is definitely a big killer.

"It's funny, what do you think I'm good, I'll change it, this word is simply amazing"

"It's over, our school girls will have the best rejection lines in the future"

"I'm laughing to death, I'll be a fan of these two boys in the future, it's so funny"

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Qin Feng continued with a depressed expression: "I failed again in love, and when I was depressed, someone introduced me to a girlfriend."

Lin Yang: "Oh!

Qin Feng: "Meet outside, it's quite cold, the leaves are all off, the west wind is rising, the northern geese are flying south, it's late autumn"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Oops, it's cold."

Qin Feng gestured with his hand to the shape of the chair and continued: "The two of us sat on the big bench in the park, and I took a closer look at her."

Lin Yang paused and said, "Take a look"

Qin Feng gestured the height with his hand: "It's about one meter four."

Lin Yang: "It's a good match"

The audience's laughter started again, hahaha constantly.

Qin Feng gestured to his face with his hand: "That little face is purple."

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Purple?"

Qin Feng continued with a questioning face: "I have freckles, I wonder if it is an endorsement for VL."

Lin Yang's eyes widened and he shook his head: "I haven't heard of it, and endorsements can't be painted on the face."

Qin Feng still had a questioning look on his face, and continued: "Her appearance has broken through the imagination of human beings, and this woman is too easy to recognize, very postmodern style."

"Hahaha... ”

The laughter of the audience continued, and some of them were already purple with laughter, but they still couldn't help laughing.

Lin Yang sneered, pursed his lips and said, "I haven't heard of it."

Qin Feng had a dull expression on his face: "After being stunned for a long time, she took the initiative to break the deadlock 'Hello'"

Lin Yang snorted.

Qin Feng's eyes looked up and down: "What do you call it?"

Lin Yang: "Hmm"

Qin Feng looked at the palm of his hand with a shy expression: "My online name is Rejection"

Lin Yang: "Huh"

Qin Feng smiled, and gestured with his right hand on the palm of his left hand: "I didn't expect the name to be so contrasting with myself, the online name is "Refusal", which means that she is very tall."

Lin Yang nodded: "Refuse"

Qin Feng kept drawing on the palm of his hand with his fingers: "Why did you have such a screen name?"

Lin Yang: "Hmm"

Qin Feng still lowered his head and looked shy: "I think it's better to call it rejection, and the radicals on the side seem more subtle."

Lin Yang asked with a questioning face, "What about removing the radicals?"

Qin Feng picked his fingers and said shyly: "Giant color"

Lin Yang: "Ho ————"

Qin Feng also showed an overly frightened expression, and his body flashed back suddenly.

Lin Yang continued: "I met a female pervert"

"Hahaha... ”

The laughter in the auditorium increased by seven or eight times at once, everyone leaned back and fell in laughter, some people almost rolled over from their chairs, and the students who sat there slapped their thighs or the armrests of their seats and laughed wildly.

"It's too funny, refusal, giant color"

"This word, how did you come up with it, I laughed to death"

"I can't live, I'm laughing to death, and I can't use the word rejection casually in the future"

"These two boys are so bad, it's so bad, do you say that about girls?"

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The laughter at the scene almost lifted the roof doors and windows of the auditorium, and the campus Internet was completely boiling.

All the people who watched the live broadcast on the Internet were overjoyed, and while laughing, countless students were also full of curiosity about Qin Feng and Lin Yang, their performance was so amazing that everyone who saw this cross talk was shocked. Everyone didn't expect that there would be such a bullish character around them.

Qin Feng gestured up and down with his hand with a smile on his face: "Hehehe, hehe, hehehe, hehehe"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng said shyly: "Don't look at me being fat, my waist is thin, don't look at me being ugly, my nickname is beautiful"

Lin Yang: "Huh"

Qin Feng picked his fingers and asked, "Girl, how much does it weigh?"

Then he changed his voice and replied, "Two hundred and six."

Lin Yang was taken aback: "Oops! two hundred and six"

Qin Feng continued to play with his fingers: "Later I found out that I was fooled"

Lin Yang: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng nodded with a look of resentment and said, "It's two hundred and sixty catties."

Lin Yang sighed: "Oops, it's all over!"

"Hahaha... ”

The laughter of the audience once again swept the audience, everyone was already numb with laughter, and now many people can only cover their mouths and laugh, for fear that they will laugh too hard and their bodies will not be able to hold on.

Qin Feng still had a resentful expression on his face: "I sincerely admire, girl, you are really a man"

As he spoke, he gave his own thumbs up.

Lin Yang pursed his lips: "What's the matter, do you praise women like this?"

Qin Feng continued: "She was happy, she took out a razor in her arms, and ————sneered."

As he spoke, he used his hand to shave his face, and his mouth was still dubbing.

Lin Yang looked frightened: "Oh, it's so panicked"

"Hahaha... ”

Qin Feng made a smoking motion: "Take out a cigarette and come to this girl, take a big puff, and spit out a smoke ring,。。。 Speaking from my heart, I have never seen such a good smoke ring in so many years, big and round...... One more, one more...... I love to see this," he said, gesturing a circle with his hand.

Lin Yang: "I love to watch this"

Qin Feng took a deep breath: "————"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng's movements: "Take a deep breath"

Qin Feng vomited, and quickly lowered his head to vomit

"Hahaha... ”

Qin Feng had a disgusted expression and waved his hand: "Spit is all over the ground"

Lin Yang: Oops, even dinner was hooked out"

Qin Feng sighed deeply: "Oh, I didn't say a word, I didn't dare to speak when I sat down"

Lin Yang sighed: "Speechless"

Qin Feng gestured with his hand: "Where is she staying, someone came over and drew a circle on her face, and wrote the word "demolition"

Lin Yang sighed, shook his hand and said, "Okay, I really can't see it, this person"

"Hahaha... ”

The classmates were all laughing like crazy, holding each other's shoulders or holding on to the armrests and backs of chairs, and they couldn't straighten their waists when they laughed.

"It's too bad, it's so funny to write a split word"

"This mouth can spray poison!"

"Oops!

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Qin Feng said seriously: "I think they are a bit excessive"

Lin Yang also had the same expression: "How fresh?"

Qin Feng continued: "I sighed and said to her, don't go to your heart"

Lin Yang: "Hmm"

Qin Feng patted himself on the shoulder: "She was very grateful, she fell lightly on my shoulder, and a photographer came over and took a photo, which was later named "The Love of People and Ghosts", saying as he gestured with his hand to take a picture.

Lin Yang's face wrinkled, and he sighed with a smile: "Oops—what a cold one."

"Hahaha... ”

The students and teachers in the auditorium were already leaning on the back of their chairs and laughing, and many of them were laughing and rubbing their stomachs, and they didn't have the strength to do anything else.

After a pause, Qin Feng continued: "After sitting for a long time, there is really nothing to say, she asked me, 'Hungry, let's eat', I said no, I have an uncomfortable appetite, I dreamed of eating noodles yesterday, and found that my shoelaces were gone in the morning."

Lin Yang said suddenly, pointing to the side with his hand: "Okay, is this a dream, isn't this a night tour?"

Qin Feng touched his stomach and said, "I'm not hungry." - Let's go, let's eat together."

Lin Yang: "Still eating"

Qin Feng made a hand-holding motion: "Pull me to stand up, the two of us walked forward hand in hand, and a friend came from the opposite side, looking at me and happy, 'The newly bought Tibetan mastiff?'"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "Okay, it looks like a dog."

Qin Feng pointed forward viciously: "Bite you to death!"

"Hahaha... ”

The classmates were already laughing and slumped in their respective seats, with tears on their faces, all watching Qin Feng's movements, and laughter came out of their throats, and the facial nerves of many classmates laughing were about to be out of balance.

Everyone in the background is in the same situation, almost no one is standing anymore, they are all squatting on the ground with their stomachs and laughing, rubbing their stomachs with their hands constantly, or slapping the ground, and they can't stand up.