The Simpsons 5
It was night, Wushuang sat on the roof of the house and watched the moon, and Simpson climbed up with a civilization stick.
The two laughed dryly a few times, and then Simpson began to take the initiative to talk: "You caught the thief, right?"
Wushuang had no choice but to chat with him for a few words: "Yes...... What are you doing?"
As soon as he heard this, Simpson was also "modest": "To do a little business is to exchange foreign jewelry for domestic western (silk) silk, and then make a small difference from the middle to support the family." ”
"Oh, then you often go abroad?" Wushuang seemed to be interested.
"Of course. Simpson looked smug.
"What good things are there abroad?"
"Well, come on. Simpson snorted and didn't say anything.
"What's there?" asked Wushuang to the bottom of the matter.
Simpson was forced to be helpless, and actually began to talk nonsense: "It's like squeezing (fingering) the south needle, gunpowder, printing, squeezing (paper), and clocks." ”
"But there are also these in China. ”
"That's all fine (is) from abroad, foreign countries are not only good things, but also good environments!"
"What is the environment?"
"The sky abroad is not polluted, it is blue, and the clouds are white!"
"Oh...... Isn't it domestic?"
"It's usually okay, but when it rains, it's not good, and the black pressure is overwhelming!"
"Isn't it dark when it rains abroad?"
"This, it rarely rains abroad, and most of the time it's a sunny sky!"
"That means the weather is dry, what about the crops?"
"You don't need to grow crops abroad, you buy them directly from the stalls!"
"Don't you have to collect it from the ground?"
Seeing that he was about to be exposed, Simpson quickly changed the subject: "Ahem...... These are technical issues, and I'm not interested in them (pointing to the sky) You see!"
"What are you looking at?"
"The moon is not fine. ”
When Wushuang heard this, he smiled: "Hey, it's not round, but it's square?"
"If you look closely, the moon is polygonal and angular. ”
Wushuang was a little confused: "I think it's quite round." ”
"You squeeze (boy) and take a closer look, and squint your eyes. ”
Wushuang did as he was told, and showed an innocent smile as if he had discovered a new continent: "Hmm...... It's not very round. ”
Simpson immediately said triumphantly: "It's different abroad, the moon is thin and round, that's called round." (Hehe, you have a face...) )
The glory of that face, I don't know, I think he is really a foreign breed.
"Round?"
"Oh, Sorry, I'm a little bit out of shape, and every time I get used to it (at this time), I only have one sentence in my heart: I love my hometon. ”
"What do you mean?"
Hearing Wushuang's question, Simpson's sense of superiority immediately came up again: "That is: I love my hometown, come, read it with me, I love my hometon." ”
Wushuang felt that it was still a little interesting, so he followed along: "I love my hometon......"
As soon as Simpson saw that the other party was interested, he immediately began to make a bad move: "Yes, yes, yes, I'll teach you one more sentence, I love you." ”
"I love you, I love you?" Musou muttered twice, then asked, "What does this mean?"
Simpson opened his eyes and said nonsense: "This sentence is ...... After meeting many friends abroad, they will say to you, I love you, and then I will say to him, I love you too, that is: have you eaten seven, come, tell me again: I love you. ”
Wushuang didn't know it, and immediately followed: "I love you." ”
"I love you too, be affectionate. ”
"Affectionate?"
"It's friendly. Simpson was afraid that he would fall short, so he hastened to explain.
Wushuang believed it and said, "Well, I love you."
Simpson immediately replied, "I love you too." ”
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In the bedroom, the shopkeeper and Wushuang chatted with each other.
Tong Xiangyu frowned: "I don't feel it, what do you mean?"
Wushuang's attitude was very resolute: "No feeling is no feeling, do you have feelings for him?"
The shopkeeper immediately replied: "I have feelings for him, what should I do about the exhibition hall?"
"So, you don't have feelings for him, let alone me?"
The shopkeeper couldn't laugh a little when he heard this: "What are you talking about? That's the person you picked yourself." ”
Wushuang couldn't hide it anymore, so he could only say frankly: "No, I actually lied when I did the test." ”
The shopkeeper didn't react for a while: "Why are you lying?"
Wushuang pouted, reluctantly penetrating the bottom: "Xiao Guo asked: Do you like Wen or Wu? As soon as I said Wen, she immediately turned her face, and she asked again: Do you like to be active or do you like to be quiet? I said that I like to be quiet, she is about to eat people." So the choices I made were all diametrically opposed to Xiucai. ”
Tong Xiangyu finally understood: "Oh, no wonder, but ......"
Wushuang hurriedly interrupted her: "No, but, although that person is not bad, and the conditions are quite good in all aspects, it is impossible for me to talk to him." ”
The shopkeeper didn't say anything, and immediately asked, "Reason?"
"As soon as I like someone, I will be unlucky, when I liked my senior brother in the past, you saw the end; then I liked Xiucai again, what was the end; I finally liked your brother, what was the result; and the Jinyiwei surnamed Zhan...... Oops, I must have been cursed by someone. ”
"Wushuang?"
"Okay, okay, don't say anything, tomorrow, you can help me push him off, in the future, don't do this kind of thing again, fate can't be forced. ”
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Early the next morning, the shopkeeper discussed the affairs of Wushuang with everyone.
Xiao Guo finally saw the dawn, how could he let go easily: "I'll ask you, is there a mistake, she asks you to push you?"
At this time, the shopkeeper also noticed Xiao Guo's careful thoughts, and couldn't help but reprimand: "Do you know how to do this? ”
Lao Bai also put forward his own opinion: "It's okay to push, the question is is is it possible that Wushuang is embarrassed and afraid that we will laugh at her?"
Xiucai immediately spoke: "Impossible, Simpson's appearance, you haven't seen it, how can Wushuang be." “
As soon as Xiucai's words came out, it could be regarded as stabbing a hornet's nest, and Xiao Guo immediately attacked his life: "What's wrong with people? Don't say anything else, just rush at other people's attachment to the countryside, do you have it?"
At this time, Wushuang came out of the backyard: "Morning. ”
"Early. ”
"I'm going to patrol the streets. By the way, shopkeeper, I'll leave that matter to you. ”
Tong Xiangyu gave her a reassuring look: "Don't worry, go ahead." ”
At this time, Simpson came to the door and met Wushuang unexpectedly: "Where are you going so early?"
"I'm going to patrol the streets. Saying that, Wushuang went out of the door, but he took two steps out, Wushuang turned around and said to him with a smile: "That's right, I love you." ”
Simpson immediately smiled when he heard this, and replied: "I love you too, go early and come back early." ”
Xiucai, who understands foreign languages, was stunned for a while.