Weird?

Guo: I think people are very good, they love the country, and they cry when they mention their hometown, what kind of feelings is this?

Tong: The problem is that I cry too often, and I cry several times in less than a quarter of an hour

Guo: Oh, you don't understand, this is called a child's heart, just rush to his sincere tears, no matter how you look for it, you have to give him a chance

(Before dinner, in the hall, everyone)

Mo Xiaobei: I'm so annoyed, I'm so annoyed, when will I start eating?

Tong: What's going on, why don't you come back (turn around) Ah, Pusen, you sit, don't worry, he'll come in a while

Xin: I'm not in a hurry, it's just my belly......

Guo: If you're hungry, let's start the meal first, open our mouths, and serve the food......

(The oldest white man came running)

Mouth: It's time to eat

Bai: What a rich day

Sim: ait

Everyone: Who's hey? (Guo: Stomach pain) people are hungry

Scholar; What stomach pain, ait is called in English and so on

Tong: Hey, I've learned to feel sorry for people...... It doesn't matter, I've left food for Wushuang......

Xin: I don't mean that, I mean, wouldn't it be unhygienic?

Mouth: No, no, I washed the dishes before serving

Laborious; I know, can we divide the meal system (everyone is strange) You see, it looks pretty clean now, but the chopsticks are clamped up, sent to the mouth, and then the wound water is put into the plate, which will soon be equivalent to eating each other's saliva......

(Disgusting)

Tong: Okay, good, (Xuexin) Meal system (remember), big mouth, that plate comes

Mouth: Don't you just eat each (yourself) (hand over the plate), Lao Xin

(Xin took a napkin and put it on himself, grabbed two chicken legs with his hands, and was about to eat, when he saw the strange eyes of everyone)

Xin (picked up the chicken leg he just caught and gave it to everyone): Who is interested in this chicken leg?

Mouth: This is not chicken ribs, this is chicken legs, chicken ribs are here

Xiucai: LEG English is the thigh

Everyone (suddenly realized): Ah, thighs

Xin: Tell me a little bit, "l" "e" "g" ,leg

Everyone: "L" "E" "G", Leg, haha

(Xin tears the chicken leg and gobbles it up)

Bai (whispering): It's all done, why don't you think it's unhygienic

Tong: Eat slowly, don't choke, (shot, Simpson's mouth tears the chicken legs), no one will rob you

Wushuang voice: I'm back

(Simpson looks at everyone, then turns around and sees Wushuang wearing red clothes and holding a knife, squinting and winking and smiling, Xin glaring)

(Switches to white)

Simpson (with a cane, in a suit, a top hat, like a magician, walking with his head and tail, turning to face the camera in the middle of the shot, clubbing his cane on the ground, swinging the brim of his hat to death): Sometimes, she is a longing......

(The camera moves to Simpson's top hat, and then moves down, Wushuang is wearing a wedding dress, holding a small mirror in his hand, with a large mirror and a dressing box next to him, and after painting his makeup, he throws his eyebrows at the camera)

(Shot cut again, white scene)

Simpson (came out again, shot to death): Sometimes, she makes people's hearts flutter......

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(Switching the camera again, the white scene, Wushuang is wearing a wedding dress, twisting his hair, making a shy appearance, Simpson holds a bouquet of flowers and hands it to Wushuang from behind: "hen I fall in love, It ill be forever" Wushuang sings: 'Or I'll never fall in love' while singing and throwing eyebrows at Simpson, leaning on Simpson, Simpson said; "In the eyes of fifty-one percent of men, he represents the ideal of his life......")

(The camera cuts again, this time Wushuang is wearing plain blue clothes, holding the child's red paper crane to tease the child)

(The camera cuts again, Wushuang is carrying a child on his back, wearing a simple purple hat, sweeping the yard with a big broom, washing clothes, rubbing buds, carrying water, putting down the water to wipe sweat, wiping hands, and then carrying water...... ）

(The lens is cut to black, with warm colors in large letters: flowers are good and the moon is full, and a hundred years are good)

(The camera cuts again, Simpson and Wushuang are in the picture frame, Wushuang throws his eyebrows again, Simpson puts his hand on Wu Shuang and says: "I wish Wu Shuang, may be the best wife in the world......" Wu Shuang threw his eyebrows at Simpson again, took out two gold cups, said to each other: "cheers", drank a glass of wine, squinted and smiled, and took pictures...... ）

(In the shot, he switched back to the lobby, everyone was stunned, and Tong Xiangyu stood up)

Tong: Why did you just come back, we are waiting for you for an afternoon and an evening......

Wushuang: Wait for me?

(Everyone gathers next to Wushuang)

Guo: Let me introduce you to you, this is ......

Xin: Oh, to meet you (Saying that he wanted to hold Wushuang's hand again, and no hands were pulled back by everyone)

Mouth: Don't rice, the chicken thighs haven't been washed and oily just after eating

Xin: Oh, girl, please take a seat

Tong: Pusen, you can also sit ......

Bai: Sit all down......

Zhu: Who is this?

Guo: Xiucai, who came back from abroad (Wu Shuanghe laughs) loves his hometown......

Tong: Aidi is a mess, and when I mention my hometown, I cry and get excited, and I can't persuade him

Laborious; Hometown, deargod!o~ (started crying again) sorry......

Bai: Which pot is not opened......

Everyone: I cried for the tenth time today......

Tong: How do you feel?

Wushuang: I took it

Guo: Let me tell you, this person is very rich, and he is engaged in investment when he returns to China this time, and he is not interested in small business dealers, and he picks out risky investments, and it doesn't matter how much money he loses

Bai: Rich!

Guo: Wu Shuang'a, if you are satisfied, let's continue to talk

Wish; Okay, let's keep talking

(Everyone clapps excitedly)

Wushuang: Russia~ What are you talking about?

Guo: Get married and have children!

Wish: Get married, who will get married?

Guo: You and him! The premise is that you have to be willing, but you can't be unwilling, this person meets all the requirements you need of a man

Zhu: How do you know?

Guo: The final result of the emotion test in the morning was him

Bai: That's it, kid

(Wushuang shook his head, Xiucai ran over to the chicken leg)

Guo: What about the Pusen people?

FL: I'm crying

Guo: Why?

FL: Hungry

(Strange expression on Mushuang's face)

Tong: Why are you crying?

Mouth: Are you hungry too?

At halftime, the tailoring note, the big mouth tailored to the shopkeeper, a dragon and eighteen cuts, cut out a ......

(West Street, Night, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui, Shuang, Bei, Xin)

Wushuang fled, and Lao Bai chased after him

White: Stop, stop! (Wushuang is surrounded) people are coming, you leave without saying a word, what should we do?

Shuang: That's your business, whoever invites him will go on a blind date with him.

Guo: Wushuang, we are all for your own good, and besides, you also choose people.

Double: How did I know you were ...... I'm too lazy to tell you, the emperor is not in a hurry to be a eunuch. (Escape)

Bai: (Lao Bai's words have been a little anxious in this scene) You stop for me, you take another step and I'll take a look? Do you go one step further? (Wushuang is stunned)

Tong: Hey, come to the forehead, come to the forehead, Wushuang, and the foreheads are not malicious, you seem to know this.

WHITE: Exactly.

Shuang: I know, but there are times when you are kind and do something wrong, right?

Bai: No, you kid? (Wushuang draws a knife) What are you doing, do you dare to cut me?

Double: Me, I, I......

Bai: What are you, you, you? Come and go, slash here, slash to the neck, slash? (Pulled back by everyone) isn't it just a blind date, and it's not for your life, I don't know what to do, go.

Shuang: I arranged a blind date for you somehow, aren't you angry? If you think I'm a burden and want to drive me away, just say it, do you need to beat around the bush?

Bai: Who thinks you're cumbersome and wants to drive you away? Okay, you don't love each other, no one will care about you in the future.

Shuang: Yo, so how can I thank you? I thank you for our family. (Simpson and Xiucai stroll over from East Street)

Xin: Dear God, it's still a girl from her hometown, and she is well-read.

Mouth: Where did you see her in her extravaganza?

Xin: It's not enough to thank yourself, but also to thank the whole family, so it's not strange to have many people, right? This girl ...... (Musou draws his knife and is snatched by Simpson) Is this a welcome gift for me? I have a jade pendant here, the color is average, but I have been wearing it for more than ten years, take it. (Wushuang is at a loss)

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Tong: Oh, if someone sends a drop, you just take it. If you can't succeed, let's talk about it first, don't hurt the hearts of people who love you.

(Roof, Night, Double, Xin)

Wushuang sat on the roof and looked at the moon, Simpson came up with a civilized stick, and the two laughed dryly

Xin: You caught the thief, right?

Double: Ah...... What do you do?

Xin: To do a small business is to exchange foreign jewelry for domestic silk, and then make a small difference in the middle to support the family.

Shuang: Oh, so you go abroad a lot?

Xin: Absolutely.

Shuang: What are the good things abroad?

Xin: Well, yes.

Double: What's the matter?

Xin: Squeeze the needle, gunpowder, printing, squeezing, and clocks.

Shuang: There are also these in China.

Xin: That's all fine from abroad.

Double: Really?

Xin: Hey, look.

Shuang: What are you looking at?

Xin: The moon is not fine. (I'll kick you to death!) ）

Shuang: Hey, it's not round, can it be square?

Xin: If you take a closer look, the moon is thin polygonal and angular.

Shuang: I think it's quite round.

Xin: You squeeze in and take a closer look and squint your eyes.

Double: Hmm...... It's not very round.

Xin: It's different abroad, the moon is thin and round, and that's called round.

Double: Perfectly round?

Xin: Sorry, I'm a little western, and whenever I get used to it, I only have one sentence in my heart, I love my hometon. (Bricks, bricks!) ）

Shuang: What do you mean?

Xin: It's my hometown, come, read it to me, I love my hometon

Double: I love my hometon......

Xin: Yes, yes, I'll teach you one more sentence, I love you.

Shuang: I love you, what does this mean?

Xin: That's what it is...... Are you seven? After many friends abroad meet, they will say to you, I love you, and then I will say to him, I love you too, is it seven, (Wushuang means understanding) again.

Double: I love you.

Xin: I love you too.

Double: Affectionate?

Xin: It's friendly.

Shuang: Well, I love you.

Xin: I love you too. (Matchless laughs)

(Tong sleep, night, Tong, double)

The shopkeeper and Wushuang talked on their knees

Tong: Don't feel it? What do you mean?

Double: No feeling is no feeling, do you have feelings for him?

Tong: I have feelings for him, so what should I do about the exhibition hall?

Shuang: So, you don't have feelings for him, let alone me.

Tong: What do you mean that you don't have feelings for him? That's the one you picked yourself.

Double: No, I lied when I did the test.

Tong: Why are you lying?

Shuang: Xiao Guo asked if you like literature or martial arts? As soon as I said Wen, she immediately turned her face, and she asked again, do you like to be active or quiet? I said that she likes to be quiet, and she is about to eat people. So the choices I made were all diametrically opposed to Xiucai.

Tong: No wonder.

Shuang: Actually, that person is not bad, and the conditions are quite good in all aspects, but I can't do it with him.

Tong: Reason, reason, reason?

Double: As soon as I like whoever I like, I will be unlucky, when I used to like my brother, you saw the end; Later, I liked Xiucai again, and what was the end; finally fell in love with your brother, what is the result; and the Jinyi Wei surnamed Zhan...... (Shopkeeper laughs) I must have been cursed by someone, hmph, or quickly break my thoughts.

Tong: Wushuang?

Shuang: Okay, okay, don't say anything, tomorrow, you can help me push him off, in the future, don't do this kind of thing again, fate can't be forced.

Tong: Okay, what if you change your mind one day......

Shuang: I will personally entrust you to find me a home.

(Lobby, Day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Xin)

The shopkeeper and Xiao Guo had a sad face

Guo: Please, is there a mistake, she asked you to push you?

Tong: Do you know how to sass? This kind of thing has to respect the wishes of the people themselves.

Bai: It's okay to push, but the question is is is it possible that Wushuang is embarrassed and afraid that we will laugh at her?

Lu: No way, Simpson is like that, you haven't seen it before, how can Wushuang be.

Guo: What's wrong with them? Don't say anything else, just rush to other people's attachment to the countryside, (shoot Xiucai) Do you have it, (shoot Lao Bai) Do you have it?

Double: (going downstairs) Morning!

Bai: Morning!

Double: I'm going to patrol the streets. By the way, shopkeeper, I'll leave that matter to you.

Tong: Don't worry, go ahead.

Xin: (Entering) Where are you going so early?

Double: I'm going to patrol the streets. By the way, I love you. (Xiucai is stunned)

Tong: I stepped on you?

Xin: I love you too, go early and come back early.

Double: Goodbye.

Tong: Pusen, it's just in time, I'm looking for something for you.

Lu: (whispering) The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, let me tell you, do you know what Wushuang just told him? I love you is I love you.

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Crowd: Huh?

FL: That Simpson said, "I love you too is that I love you too."

Guo: Ah!

Bai: What am I talking about, what am I talking about? I'm just embarrassed, I underestimated her growing up, can I not understand her temper?

Tong: This is a peerless ...... Pusen, sit down