2125-05-18 (under the attack of B.I.T)
Before the show starts, backstage B.I.T Lounge:
The members of B.I.T were preparing for the start of the show for a while, when Zhang Yifan and the film crew knocked on the door and entered the lounge where everyone was.
Zhang Yifan: Because today's show has a magic link, I am worried that there will be problems in the future, so I want to make another confirmation before the opening.
Tian Yuanshu (look incredulous): Seniors can do magic?
Zhang Yifan (nodded): And it's a large-scale magic trick!
All the members of B.I.T were bluffed by Zhang Yifan.
Zhang Yifan: So here, I would like to ask a member to be my assistant and help me complete this magic trick together.
After Zhang Yifan's words, the alert people immediately felt a chill.
Subtitle: I've learned to be obedient
Seeing that everyone was unwilling to cooperate, Zhang Yifan spoke.
Zhang Yifan: In this case, we will not be able to continue the show.
Narrator: At this time......
Wu Tingting (raised her hand): I'll come!
Gu Zexi (raised his hand): I'll come!
Shi Hongyun (raised her hand): I'll come!
Guo Mengting (raised her hand): I'll come!
Lu Wei (raising her hand): ......
However, before Lu Wei could speak, Tian Yuanshu had a premonition......
Tian Yuanshu (raise her hand): I'll come!
Zhang Yifan (laughs): This joke is not played like this!
Tian Yuanshu (wryly smiled and complained): Isn't the last one to be chosen?
Subtitle: It's you who pits
Zhang Yifan: Then let's do it again!
Lu Wei (raised hand): I'll come!
Tian Yuanshu (pouting): I'll come!
Everyone: Please, please, please!
Tian Yuanshu: ......
Subtitles with surprised expressions: Don't play cards according to the routine
Narrator: So, Tian Yuanshu cooperated with Zhang Yifan to complete this magic show
Zhang Yifan (opening a large curtain): What I want to do is to make a big change!
The crowd let out exclamations.
Zhang Yifan (instructed Tian Yuanshu to stand in a good position): First of all, please stand here!
Wait for Tian Yuanshu to stand in her position.
Zhang Yifan: It may be a little difficult for girls, please squat on your knees, because you have to do gong, so it is easier to do this.
Although she was skeptical about Zhang Yifan's words, for the sake of the show, Tian Yuanshu endured her shame and made a half-squatting appearance on her knees.
Zhang Yifan (slowly covering the curtain on Tian Yuanshu): Please squat down a little more, squat a little, okay, just keep it like this, your thoughts have begun to transmit to you, hard!
After speaking, he began to make some gestures to the curtain, and after a series of gestures......
Zhang Yifan (began to lift the curtain): Audience, I won't be able to change into a living person, but this is what a living person poops like!
At this moment, everyone realized that they had been fooled, and Tian Yuanshu chased Zhang Yifan all over the lounge.
Zhang Yifan: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" has begun!
All staff: yes!!
Narrator: (Playing Slandau's "10-Year Promise, Sing to the Future You" while speaking) What is Slandao?2121-07, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their path! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!
Narrator: Last week's big revelation with the members of B.I.T. ended the first half of the battle with the lead of the B.I.T members, so what more amazing things will be revealed by the members in the second half of today's game?
B.I.T member Lu Wei: I want to break the news about myself......
Zhang Yifan (laughs): To a certain extent, I have been liberated.
Lu Wei: When I was eating breakfast out that day, because of the hot noodles, my nose flowed out, and when I searched for tissues to no avail, I saw a pack of tissues on a table not far away, so I went over and smoked several sheets, and when I sat back at the table, I found that an aunt sitting at the table where the tissues were located was looking at me with very surprised eyes.
Zhang Yifan (who already had a premonition that he was going to hit the street): What happened later?
Lu Wei: It turns out that the tissues were brought by my aunt herself.
Zhang Yifan (with a regretful expression): Although it is indeed very embarrassing, I still feel that it is a little insufficient.
Tian Yuanshu: Then what kind of development should the seniors think this embarrassment should be?
Zhang Yifan (affectionate imitation): It should be that after looking for tissues in vain, he sucked in them with snot!
"Bang~", was served by Qiao Xicheng on the side.
Subtitle: People are idols
Narrator: So, what kind of troubles will break out in Slandau, who is fighting back?
Qiao Xicheng: What I want to break the news is Jianyuan......
Zhang Yifan (laughs): Aren't you bullying him like this when he's not there?!
Subtitle Jun: The family has a long and endless fun
Qiao Xicheng: He is recognized as the favorite pasta eater in our group, as long as there is a pasta show looking for him, he can star in friendship with zero pay!
All B.I.T. wide-eyed......
Zhang Yifan (smiling and pouring cold water): But the premise is that he has never eaten noodles.
Everyone laughed.
The big screen shows a certain program pasta exterior VTR of the general manager of Slandau.
Narrator: The camera has been turned off, but perhaps the noodles in this shop are so delicious that the chief Slandau, who has not finished the shooting, is eating with relish, (accentuating) and even ......
Lu Wei (laughing and clapping her hands): I also drank the soup!!
Effect sound of drinking soup: hisss ~ hiss ~ hiss
Back in the studio, everyone was laughing like crazy.
Tian Yuanshu (surprised): Do seniors like to eat noodles so much?
Zhang Yifan (laughs): He can eat noodles three times for a month.
All B.I.T: (⊙o⊙)
Narrator: At this moment, the people who were recording in the studio did not notice that a mysterious person dressed in staff clothes suddenly entered the studio.
The game is still going on.
Lu Wei: It's Mengting who I'm going to break the news!
Guo Mengting looked surprised.
Lu Wei: Mengting is from HN, and has been speaking the HN dialect since she entered B.I.T. both in front of TV and in private.
Zhang Yifan: Oh, but it's normal to speak your hometown.
Lu Wei: But sometimes when she is unconscious, she often bursts out in Mandarin, and I wonder if she did it on purpose to attract everyone's attention.
Guo Mengting (retorted in HN): I didn't do it on purpose, but sometimes it just popped up like this.
Zhang Yifan (looking at the information of all the B.I.T staff in hand and pretending to be HN dialect): When everyone said this, I began to wonder if you deliberately filled in the place of origin HN to attract everyone's attention.
Guo Mengting (probably angry, suddenly forgot to speak in dialect and used Mandarin): I'm a native, okay!
B.I.T. all heckled: exposed?!
Guo Mengting was played badly by everyone, and waved her hand to deny it with a wry smile.
Zhang Yifan: I will ask you questions at any time in the next program, and I must answer them in dialect as soon as possible!
Guo Mengting (dialect): Okay!
Narrator: What's the next thing that will come out of Slandau's turn?
Wang Hao: What I want to break the news is Tang Yujie!
Tang Yujie: ???
Zhang Yifan (nodded as if he thought of something): Tang Yujie has always been advertised as a standout by the group, and there should indeed be a lot of fun things.
Wang Hao: Isn't it often that people walk on the road and come over to sell something, if you don't respond, you feel very rude, but when you think about those things that are calloused in your ears, you will feel very annoyed.
Zhang Yifan: It's really troublesome.
Wang Hao (smiling and pointing to Tang Yujie on the side): That happened on the way out to eat together last time, and it was the first time I saw him do that, and I thought it was very funny and weird.
Tang Yujie (laughs): I think it's better to take precautions and fight back in advance than to ask people to come up and ask.
Zhang Yifan: Oh, how did you deal with it?
Tang Yujie: I walk at a very strange pace.
B.I.T all (with interest): Strange pace???
Zhang Yifan: Then let's demonstrate, you just treat me as a salesman, and slowly approach you.
Tang Yujie: Okay!
In the melodrama:
Just as Zhang Yifan was about to approach Tang Yujie......
Tang Yujie, who was still walking well, suddenly began to walk forward like a crab, swaying from side to side.
Zhang Yifan (laughing): No, you really dare to play.
Wang Hao (laughs): That's how it was back then!
Zhang Yifan (laughs): Don't talk about salesmen, I don't think normal people will come near you.
Tang Yujie (calmly turned to face B.I.T): This method can be used anywhere! And if you meet a strange man on the road to talk to you, I recommend this method to everyone.
Zhang Yifan (coaxing): Let's try it!
B.I.T. got up with the cooperation of all the staff and stepped forward to prepare.
In the melodrama:
All the staff walked forward with laughter and laughter.
Zhang Yifan (coming up): I'm sorry to disturb you for a little time......
All B.I.T Staff: ???
Zhang Yifan: It shouldn't be like this, it should be like what Tang Yujie demonstrated just now.
Qiao Xicheng: Sure enough, because everyone is a girl, it's a bit too difficult for them to do this.
Zhang Yifan: Then you can demonstrate!
Qiao Xicheng: ??!!
Forced by the coaxing of everyone present, Qiao Xicheng walked out of his seat and prepared.
In the melodrama:
Qiao Xicheng walked forward...... Moving forward...... Moving forward......
Qiao Xicheng (pretending to roar Zhang Yifan complained): You came up to sell, and the street is about to be finished.
All of them burst into laughter.
Narrator: At this point, this episode is coming to an end......
Zhang Yifan (suddenly seemed to see something and interrupted the continuation of the show): Wait a minute, wait a minute, I seem to think that the staff in the audience is a little weird.
As he spoke, he walked to the stage and came to the masked staff who had temporarily entered the studio before, and pulled him onto the stage.
At this time, the members of Slandau also seemed to realize something, and they all showed surprised expressions.
Remove the camouflage.
All the members of B.I.T. were crazy.
Shen Jianyuan: I thought it wouldn't be discovered, but why was it recognized by you?
Zhang Yifan (complaining): A wind of earth is blowing in the face.
Qiao Xicheng (laughs): Yi Fan said that I also realized that the pants you wore were bought together last time.
Subtitle Jun: The unstoppable rustic atmosphere is coming head-on
Zhang Yifan: What's the matter with coming back?
Shen Jianyuan: Everyone has been away from their studies for a month, so it's almost time to return.
All the staff of Slandau: Oh!!
Shen Jianyuan: So at the beginning of the next episode, "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" will return to its normal trajectory!!
Unlike all the Slandau members cheering, the B.I.T members were ...... at this time
Zhang Yifan (laughs): Gu Zexi, what's wrong with you, why are you crying?
Gu Zexi (wiping the teardrops from the corners of his eyes): I am a pollen (Shen Jianyuan's fan nickname), I didn't expect to see my predecessor himself on the show!
Zhang Yifan (deliberately alleviating the atmosphere): Although you said so, when Jianyuan was revealed to be dressed rustically in the last episode, you also made up for it, and you dressed like your father's taste.
Everyone burst out laughing.
Narrator: At the end of this episode, we will give you "A Ten Year Promise for the Future You" jointly presented by the accompaniment of the Slandau Musical Instrument Group and B.I.T.
Narrator: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!