Li Yu groaned and said, "Well, now there is still some time before the start of the drama, what are you going to do?"

Suddenly, my eyes lit up, yes! Since I have already sold a lot of apples, why don't I sell some more?

As soon as he said it, Li Yu drove a tricycle to the nearest hospital to the school. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Li Yu didn't forget the strange apple he pulled out first.

The descendant Ping'an Fruit seemed to me to be a strange and useless waste at the beginning, but now that I think about it, it has a bit of a use.

At least those infertile patients in the hospital, if they knew the effect of this apple, they would definitely rush to buy it.

Along the way, the snow was very thick, and whether it was a four-wheeled car, a three-wheeled car, or a two-wheeled car, the speed did not dare to be too fast.

Even pedestrians should always watch their feet to avoid falling.

However, there are some bear children who don't look at the road and play instead.

One step at a time, one step at a time, like a minion, like the devil's footwork.

Friction friction, friction on this slippery ground.

sang it unconsciously, but Li Yu felt that in this season, at this time, this song could be changed appropriately.

"One step at a time, one step at a time, like a minion, like the devil's footwork. Rub and rub, on this slippery ground bald slippery, bald slippery. ”

Playing bald slipping, also known as skidding, runs quickly, then quickly stops, and the body rows forward for a distance under the action of force.

Almost everyone has played this way when they were young, and many people still play it this way as adults.

The car passed through an intersection and the signal light turned red.

Li Yu stopped the car, well, after all, he is a good law-abiding teenager, and he will not do such a thing as running a red light or rushing through the last few seconds of a green light.

At this time, on the sidewalk next to him, an old man passed by, and when he saw the car full of apples, he thought Li Yu was a trader selling apples, and said, "Young man, how do you sell apples?"

Will business come to the door so soon? Li Yu's eyes lit up.

"Uncle, a hundred yuan a piece. ”

"How much?" the uncle was stunned, thinking that he had misheard.

"Uncle, a hundred dollars a piece!"

"My surname is Li, young man, how much does your apple cost?"

Li Yu was stunned, the old man was old, and his ears were not good.

Then he shouted: "Uncle Li--100 yuan a---!"

Unexpectedly, the old man was angry!

"Young man, what are you scolding!?"

Li Yu was stunned, when did he scold others?

"Uncle Li, I didn't scold you!"

"Your uncle, your uncle, your uncle, and scolding! You little rabbit cub, how do you talk to the elders!"

Li Yu was stunned and realized that the old man had heard the wrong thing behind his ears.

explained: "Uncle, I didn't scold you, you heard it wrong-"

The old man slowed down and said, "Did I hear it wrong?"

His face was embarrassed, and he said, "I'm sorry, young man, your uncle and I don't have good ears, I was really embarrassed before, don't forget to go to your heart." ”

Li Yu rolled his eyes, yes, it's still your uncle.

But I really didn't take it seriously in my heart. The elderly, they should be more considerate to others.

"Uncle, do you want to buy apples?"

"How much?"

"A hundred dollars a piece. ”

Now the old man heard clearly.

"A hundred dollars?" the old man was stunned, "Young man, I didn't hear you wrong this time, did I?"

"You heard it right, a hundred bucks. ”

The old man got angry and said, "One hundred yuan a piece, why don't you grab it!"

The old man said angrily: "I see that you are a young man, I want to help you and buy some apples, but I didn't expect that people are young, but their hearts and eyes are so bad." ”

"Uncle, I have been wronged to death, my apple is expensive, but it is worth it! I am a descendant peace fruit, eating it can cure infertility, uncle, do you want to buy a few? If Auntie gives birth by then, how about I give you a baby for free?"

"Your aunt is long gone!

"Oh, I'm sorry, uncle, it reminds you of the sad thing, but, uncle, there is one thing I have to talk to you about, the next time I see someone selling fruit at the intersection, don't rush to buy it first, you see, although it is a red light now, it will soon turn green. Doing business here, affecting traffic. Don't do that next time!"

"You young man, I'm helping you when I buy your things, and so many things, forget it, don't buy it!" The old man was very angry and turned his head and left.

Li Yu was helpless.

At this time, there was suddenly an extra hand behind the car.

"What!?" Li Yu was taken aback.

I saw that the hand grabbed an apple with lightning speed, and then disappeared into the vast sea of people.

"Who!?"

Li Yu turned around and found that it was a bear kid who seemed to be in elementary school at the most, stealing an apple from him and running away.

ran away, not to mention, and made a grimace at him.

made Li Yu angry, and said: "Bear child, today I will teach you a good lesson for your father!"

Originally, Li Yu, as a cultivator, had extremely powerful divine sense, and this kind of petty theft would generally be discovered by him before it was carried out.

However, because Li Yu hadn't met other cultivators for so long, he was usually limited and relaxed.

In addition, I didn't expect that there would be an extra bear child. That's what led to the incident.

Li Yugang wanted to get out of the car, but at this time, the green light was on. The group of cars started at once.

Li Yu had no choice but to follow the car and drive forward for a while.

During this period, Li Yu noticed with his divine sense that when the group of bear children saw that he had to leave, they giggled and showed a more smug expression.

Li Yu turned his head and hurriedly drove in the direction of the bear child.

"Oh no! that uncle is back!" exclaimed a bear child in surprise, and then "Run!" and the crowd dispersed!

Uncle? Li Yu is full of black lines, so he rushes to this title, he has to beat the butts of this group of bear children into eight petals!

"Eh, I still don't believe it, my three-wheeled run is not as good as a two-legged one?"

These bear children are clearly planned, and although they are ostensibly scattered, they actually have a goal in mind.

Park!

The group of children bears was running towards the nearest park.

Although the bears took the lead, Li Yu was three wheels and quickly caught up.

A bear child's face changed drastically, and he said, "Follow me!

As he spoke, he threw the apple in his hand.

Li Yu grabbed it in his hand and put it back in the car, but he didn't give up the intention of chasing down.

This kind of bear child, if you don't let him learn some lessons, you won't have a memory!

The friends seemed to have a backbone all of a sudden, and ran over.

Then, with a leap, they jumped over a deep ravine.

Then, a group of bear children actually stopped and laughed, "Come here! You have the ability to come here!"

Li Yu drove the car here and stopped.

Looking around, I saw that it was a small road, and it was either necessary to turn back or to go forward, with no other direction.

But going forward, people can walk, but there is a ditch that the car can't drive through.

The bear child saw his point, so he was stupid and provocative.

Li Yu sneered, "Are you stupid for me?" and walked down.

However, at this time, Li Yu didn't know when there were a few more bear children behind him.

"Uncle, you're going, you're going, your cart of apples is ours!"

Li Yu is full of black lines, this Nima is really a group of elementary school students?

Nima is better than the adults.

But how did these little guys get here? It seems that there is a "secret passage" here that they don't know about.

Li Yu paused, then smiled, and said, "Do you think I have no choice in this way?"

"Yes, yes, haha, uncle, come here, you have the ability to come!" the group of bear children continued to provoke.

"Yohe, let me tell you, I'll be over today!"

Li Yu got back into the car, reversed the car for a distance, and then started suddenly!

This scared the bear kids a lot!

"Ah! He's coming!"

"What to do!"

"What if that uncle comes and beats us!?"

"Boss, what are we going to do!"

The bear child, known as "the boss," said, "Don't panic! He's scaring us! His car can't drive such a big ditch!"

However, as soon as the words fell, the car rushed over.

Then, under the shocked expressions of everyone, the car turned out!

Flew over!

Yes, it is indeed flying.

The distance of the flight is not high, but it is not low either, about half a meter to about a meter.

A big tricycle just flew over?

The impact of the three views on the bear children is almost devastating.

Then, with a drift, the car stopped in front of them.

And the group of children seemed to be frightened and stupid, and froze in place.

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"

……

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, this system has been getting worse and worse recently.

He quickly got out of the car and pulled over a bear child, the one who had stolen his apple earlier, and pressed it on his knee and spanked him.

"Let you steal my apples! Make you grimace at me!"

"Smack!"

The bear child burst into tears and said, "Wow-woo-"

It hurts, it hurts.

I'm obviously wearing such thick clothes, why does my ass still hurt so much, wow, woo woo -

"It hurts--the boss save me-"

Li Yu taught a lesson while beating, and said: "Look! I don't know! I'll tell you! This is science! The effect of force is mutual, if I hit your ass, the force that rebounds on your ass will be transmitted to the clothes, and the clothes are a closed space, and they will bounce you back, and so on and so forth, so it hurts more to spank you in thick clothes than to spank without clothes!"

The bear child is crying.

"Do you understand? You must study hard in the future! Otherwise, you won't even know why your butt hurts!"

Li Yu said nonsense.

Looking at this scene, all the bear children came back to their senses, looking at Li Yu's eyes showing shock, panic and incredible!

"Boss, Boss save me!"

The boss gritted his teeth and said, "Run!" gave an order, and gave up a little brother like this......

The bear child looked desperate.

"Eh, your little friend actually ran away, but it doesn't matter, you're still in my hands anyway. ”

"What am I doing? Believe it or not, I took off your pants and beat you?"

Hearing such humiliating words, the bear child didn't know where the courage came from, and said indignantly: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi! Don't bully young people into poverty!"

"Smack!" This force was even more than just now, and the bear child cried again.

"Let you Hedong, let you Hexi, let you be poor, you have read too many novels, you!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"

……

PS: I originally wanted to talk about it today, but tomorrow is a very important holiday, so I'll put it tomorrow (funny)