Brother Jun grinned and said, "I'll go to you Made, Lao Tzu hates you policemen the most, not to mention that you are just a fake!"

"This gentleman, I warn you one last time, you are attacking the police, if you continue, I will take coercive measures against you!"

"I'll go to you Made's coercive measures!" Brother Jun was anxious, and suddenly picked up a bench and rushed over. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, in the next moment, Brother Jun's figure suddenly stopped.

A pair of eyes glared at the boss, staring at the gun that suddenly appeared in the opponent's hand.

Covered in cold sweat.

The whole hotel was silent.

The same goes for barrage.

"And now?"

Ergouzi looked excited.

"666, this thing is really a policeman, what a good show. ”

Everyone was shocked, only Li Yu was still eating indifferently.

Brother Jun looked at the muzzle of the black hole, and his knees instantly weakened and he fell to the ground.

"Hero, I was wrong, take my life......"

The barrage instantly complained frantically: ",! This person turned out to be really a policeman!?"

"the hell, the hell, so the little soldier just attacked the police!?"

"This Nima's, the plot development is simply 999!"

"By the way, Xiao Junzi, you're too cowardly, aren't you! Didn't you just say that you want to be a frontal anal policeman? Why are you cowardly when you see a real police officer now?"

The other people in the hotel were extremely shocked, or rather, they were mostly bustling.

"What's going on?"

"He's really a cop?"

"He didn't seem to say it just now, whether someone attacked the police or something. ”

"No, this person may not be a policeman, or a fake, I think it's more reliable to call the police. ”

Hearing the gossip of the nearby crowd, the policeman's face changed suddenly.

With a wry smile, I am unlucky now, the police department stipulates that under normal circumstances, it is not allowed to show a gun, and now I have violated the rules, maybe I will be punished.

Sure enough.

It didn't take long for Tang Tiantian to rush in angrily.

"Zheng Xiaoxiao, sure enough, I knew it was you!"

"Sister Tang... I ......"

"Okay, you don't need to say more, wait for the notice from the bureau. ”

"Oh... So what about this person?"

"He, he's the guy who attacked the police, take him away!"

Brother Jun's face suddenly turned bitter like a bitter gourd.

Suddenly, Tang Tiantian was surprised: "Senior, why are you here?"

Li Yu lightly finished eating the last piece of meat, pointed at Brother Jun and said, "He wants to beat me." ”

Brother Jun's face changed instantly, and he said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!

Tang Tiantian's face changed instantly, and he said, "Take it away!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, ah--" Brother Jun screamed, you said you, you know the police, you should have said it earlier!

Gradually, the screams of the restaurant gradually died down.

The crowd was talking one after another, and some even pointed at Li Yu.

The barrage said: ", where is the little soldier? was he really taken away by the police?"

"I'm tired, Xiao Junzi, what should you say, why are you so short-sighted, provoking people who shouldn't be messed with!"

"That's right, you said you, what should I say about you. ”

At this time, Li Yu noticed the mobile phone on the table next to him and picked it up.

"Damn, who is this person, scare me!"

"I'll go, isn't this who the angry grass little soldier is?"

"Hello big brother, from today onwards, you will be our new boss. ”

"666, 666, I think it's good. Hello Boss!"

"Hello Boss!"

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“-1s”

"All those upstairs who took the opportunity to mess with the film were killed. ”

Li Yu shook his head, it seemed that Brother Jun had forgotten his phone here, so he ignored the barrage and turned off the phone.

"Boss, if that person comes back in the future, you can return the phone to him. ”

The bullfrog shopkeeper's face was pale, and he didn't know what to say.

It was because of Li Yu that Brother Jun fought in the store and destroyed the store.

And now, it's just a matter of bringing the police over.

This Nima, who doesn't know, thinks that his store has broken the law!

This will greatly affect the future business of his store!

"That's fine, but ...... Can I ask you, young man?"

Li Yu lightly took a small gold bar from his pocket and put it on the table with a "snap".

The bullfrog shopkeeper's eyes were straight, and although the gold bar was not big, it looked like it was dozens of grams.

Dozens of grams!

What concept!? Close to 100 million comrades!

The owner of the bullfrog shop put away the gold bars lightly, and said with a serious face: "Young man, don't worry, from today on, you will be the diamond-level VIP of our store, and as long as you come to our store for dinner in the future, you will get a 50% discount!"

Li Yu made an "OK" pose.

stood up and said, "Okay, Ergouzi, let's go." ”

The second dog twisted and said, "What's that, boss, I haven't eaten yet......"

"Forget it, don't eat, you won't starve to death if you don't eat. ”

The corners of the second dog's mouth twitched.

Having said that, Li Yu is a dog lover after all, and he still kindly let Ergouzi eat a few ham sausages.

"This Nima, who said he was going to eat bullfrogs, only ate a few ham sausages...... "Ergouzi complained.

"Boy, what's next?"

Li Yu said: "Fortune telling." ”

The second dog was stunned and said, "Fortune telling?

Li Yu snorted coldly: "Of course. ”

Ergouzi said with a sneer: "Boss, can you calculate when I will be able to recover my original strength?"

Li Yu pretended to do the math and said, "Well, it's probably on February 30 in a hundred years." ”

The second dog sprayed and said, "Your sister, it will take more than a hundred years for Lao Tzu to recover his strength?"

Li Yu said quietly: "Anyway, according to what you said, I have been waiting since ancient times, is it still a little bit of time?"

"That's not what Nima said! This seat was really asleep before! It was possible to sleep for thousands of years or tens of thousands of years! But now this seat is awake! This seat has slept enough, I don't want to sleep, and this hundred years is not so easy!"

Li Yu shook his head and said nothing.

The second dog said: "Your sister, boy, why don't you speak?"

"I'm waiting for you to complain on February 30, but you haven't complained for so long, which proves that you may not know at all. ”

The second dog was confused: "February 30th, what happened on February 30th?"

Li Yu shook his head.

"Boy, what's wrong with February 30th, what's going on with February 30th?

After a while, Li Yu came to the fortune-telling street.

There was a person at the door, and it originally seemed that he was just enjoying the shade under the tree, but at this time, after seeing Li Yu coming, his eyes lit up instantly.

Take out your phone.

"Hey, boss, the master is here. ”

"What!?The master is here? I'll go over right away, you keep watching! Don't let the master leave!"

"I know Boss. ”

……

Li Yu didn't know anything and came to the location of the previous fortune telling.

Originally, there were a lot of fortune-telling stalls near this location, but after Li Yu's previous fortune-telling work, there was no longer a stall nearby.

One reason was that the fortune teller who was here was ashamed and felt inferior, and he didn't dare to set up a stall next to Li Yu, so he simply changed his position.

Another reason is that the vicinity of this place was chartered by those who were waiting for Li Yu's fortune telling.

Except for Li Yu, no one was allowed to set up a stall in the vicinity at all.

If you want to set up a stall, this street is so big, you can set up a stall somewhere else, not within twenty or thirty meters near the master!

Li Yu had just sat down, and immediately a large group of people were blocked in front of him.

"Master, Master, I want to tell fortunes!"

"Master, I want to tell fortunes too!"

"Master, you see I'm the first to come, let me count it first!"

Li Yu frowned and said, "Line up! ”

The next moment, the crowd instantly became a long dragon of tens of meters.

"I'm number one! I'm number one!"

"Get out of here! I'm the first to come!"

"You fuck off, this position is mine!"

"Nonsense, it's clear that I came first!"

Li Yu frowned and said, "Don't be noisy, in order, you won't be counted if you cut the line." ”

The crowd fell silent.

Ergouzi's face was full of surprise, and he said: "Boy, you can, your popularity is so great, and there are so many people waiting in line for you to tell your fortune." ”

Li Yu said: "General, third in the world." ”

"Made, pretend to be a criminal, I'm sorry!"

Someone said tentatively: "Master, may I ask if you sold that spirit rune last time?"

Li Yu said lightly: "I don't sell spirit talismans today." ”

Everyone was immediately disappointed.

"Forget it, master, since you don't sell spirit talismans today, let's hurry up and tell fortunes. ”

"yes, yes. ”

The man at the top of the line.

"Master, I want to ask, how long do you think I can live?"

Li Yu stroked his non-existent beard and said, "Well, don't be in a hurry for fortune telling, pay the chance fee first." ”

The man said, "Master, how much money should I give you?"

Li Yu was stunned and said, "How much did I sell for that spirit talisman last time?"

"Master, the spirit rune you sold for 666 yuan last time. ”

Li Yu groaned and said, "666 yuan, in this way, I will only need 66 yuan for fortune telling in the future." ”

The man was surprised: "So cheap?"

Li Yu said lightly: "Well, after all, fortune-telling is not for money, but for chance." ”

Everyone was immediately moved.

"I didn't expect the master to be so noble and treat money like dung!"

"Compared to the master, I am ashamed of myself. ”

There are also humanitarians: "Master, this, this is not appropriate, those fortune-telling old men and old ladies, some of them cost one or two hundred, you only need 66 yuan, which is too little." ”