And, what did he just say?

In a bad mood and beating yourself?

What are you kidding! I can unload him with one hand!

Brother Jun walked over angrily and slammed the table!

"What did you just call me......?"

"Huh!?" Li Yu glared. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Brother Jun was stunned in an instant, and the whole person looked extremely flattering: "Do you have anything to do with me?"

There was no way, he had to coax, the last time he asked so many thugs to trouble Li Yu, but Li Yu didn't have anything to do, and this group of people all ran away crying in fright.

Hell knows what happened in between.

The barrage complained: "666, 666, the little army is cowardly!"

"Nima, the little soldier, is cowardly again!"

"Strange, why should I say another word?"

“666，666”

"It's okay, it's just that I suddenly remembered that you used to always trouble me when you had something to do, and I was very upset. ”

……

Li Yu said: "Pinch my shoulder, and you can go." ”

The corners of Brother Jun's mouth twitched, and a trace of anger rose in his heart.

But when he remembered what happened last time, he didn't dare to start.

"Hurry up!"

Brother Jun shuddered and said with a sneer: "Okay, right away." ”

So, a strong man of at least 1.9 meters is all here, like a little eunuch pinching the master's shoulders diligently.

Li Yu said: "Well, the craftsmanship is almost, forget it, you can go." ”

Brother Jun spat in his heart, Nima, let the master pinch his shoulders, and he was embarrassed to say that the master was not good.

Although he was disdainful in his heart, he didn't dare to show anything on his face.

He said "eh" and walked away.

The barrage said: "666, 666, Xiao Junzi, you just ran away?"

"You're really a model of 666. ”

"It's just that you're still not a man, and you're too cowardly. ”

Brother Jun said: "You know a fart! I can't see through his strength, otherwise I would have beaten him a long time ago!"

"666, I can't see through his strength, Nima is not as tall as you and not as strong as you, you still can't see through his strength?"

Brother Jun didn't speak, while eating here, he secretly peeked at Li Yu, as if he wanted to see through him.

At this time, he glanced out the door and suddenly inadvertently found several acquaintances.

His eyes lit up, and he didn't have time to eat, so he hurriedly ran out.

"Xiao Junzi, the meal hasn't finished yet, why are you going? ”

"Like, are you in a hurry to go to the bathroom?

"Brother Jun, when you go to the toilet, you must first turn off the live broadcast, otherwise the official will ban your account. ”

Brother Jun said: "Shit go to the toilet! Don't talk, look at me!"

Brother Jun hurriedly ran out of the hotel, ran a few steps forward, and stopped a few people.

"It's you!" said several people in surprise.

Brother Jun smiled: "Several, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

This person is the one who provoked Li Yu last time, but was scared away by the two dogs!

At this time, when they saw Brother Jun, they were stunned for a moment, and then they were full of anger!

Think about it, if it weren't for Brother Jun, how would they go to find trouble with that little white face!

If they hadn't gone for trouble with that little white face, then how could they have come across that youkai that looked like a dog.

You know, even if they were one step late, they might have been eaten by that monster!

Until now, the psychological shadow of that incident has not passed.

A yellow-haired man said angrily, "Why are you still looking for us?"

Brother Jun was a little puzzled, they were a little hostile to their attitude, but they didn't pay much attention to it.

"Guys, I just want to ask what happened last time? What kind of monsters, I don't understand what you mean?"

Huang Mao sneered: "I don't know?"

A younger brother said angrily: "Big brother, this guy is so hateful! Last time he lied to us, he was almost eaten by a monster, should we ......?"

Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, and sneered: "No, you don't need to, you look at me." ”

looked at Brother Jun, his face was full of embarrassment, and said, "Actually, it's not much going on." ”

"What?"

Brother Jun and all the younger brothers were stunned.

What do you mean it's not going on?

Huang Mao said embarrassedly: "Actually, it's just that a few of us have some mental problems, and we forgot to take medicine last time, and we just got sick." ”

"What?" Brother Jun said confusedly, "Sick without taking medicine?"

The barrage said: "666, 666, I didn't take medicine today, I feel cute." ”

"Nima, so many of you, are all mentally ill?"

This is also Brother Jun's question.

"Are all of you mentally ill?"

Huang Mao said: "Uh, that's right, the reason why we became friends is also because we met in a mental hospital. ”

"Big brother!" shouted several younger brothers, their faces full of depression and puzzlement.

Huang Mao secretly grimaced, "Shut up!"

Brother Jun was stunned and said, "Even if several of you are mentally ill, is it just such a coincidence that you will get sick together?"

Huang Mao explained: "Well, this is not very easy to explain, let me tell you this, people yawn, it is contagious, do you know this?"

Brother Jun nodded and said, "I know this." ”

Huang Mao explained: "Our disease is similar to this one, as long as we see one person getting sick, the rest of the people will be stimulated and follow suit. ”

Brother Jun didn't seem to understand, and said, "I see, it's ......."

The barrage said: "666, 666, mentally ill still play like this?"

"You guys don't want it. ”

"You are enough, do you want to base your happiness on the suffering of others, don't you see that others are suffering because of this disease?"

"Grass! Upstairs!"

"Despise upstairs!"

“+1”

Brother Jun said: "Well, let me confirm again, last time you ran out of the hotel, it was because you were mentally ill, not because you were beaten away by him, right?"

Huang Mao laughed angrily and said, "Run away, are you mistaken? Just him? I can beat him three by myself!"

Brother Jun saw that Huang Mao's words didn't seem to be fake, and said: "So that's the case, I misunderstood a few brothers, next time I have time to invite you to dinner, goodbye to you." ”

……

After Brother Jun left, the younger brother was puzzled.

"Big brother, why are we lying to that stupid big man?"

"That's right, it's not good to say anything, it's not that I'm sick, it's quite uncomfortable. ”

Huang Mao sneered: "You know a fart! That stupid big guy has a grudge against that little white face at first glance." Think about it, that little white-faced dog is so awesome, how awesome are others? I'm just trying to mislead that stupid big guy and let him go to that little white-faced person for revenge, and then be angry with the little white-faced, so that I can avenge the hatred in my heart!"

Everyone suddenly realized.

"I see!"

"It's a big brother. ”

"Big brother is mighty and domineering!"

……

On the other hand, after receiving a positive reply from the Huangmao group, Brother Jun returned to the hotel with confidence.

As soon as he returned to the hotel, he couldn't wait to come to Li Yu and slammed the table.

"Little white face, shine your shoes!"

Ergouzi suddenly gasped.

This person is crazy? He even asked Li Xiaozi to shine his shoes? That's something that this seat doesn't dare to say!

Brother Jun looked arrogant and domineering, and said: "Little white face, I thought you were pretty awesome before, but it turned out that you were all pretending! You are quite capable of pretending, and you have deceived my brother several times! If you have the ability, you can pretend again!"

Li Yu said lightly: "This brother, are you a master or a brother, why can't you even remember your seniority? Is there something wrong with your intelligence?"

Brother Jun was stunned for a moment, and then he was angry, and said: "Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and polish my shoes! Then sing a song of conquest, and forget the previous things." Otherwise, my brother will have to beat you all over the ground today!"

"Damn, Xiao Junzi is going crazy!"

"666, Brother Jun is finally angry for a while. ”

"Come to think of it, I've been teased for so long from before to now, and I'm mad if I want to. ”

Li Yu sneered.

"Yo he, don't you speak, do you look down on me? your uncle, you ......"

"Isn't this Comrade Li? Why are you here?"

Suddenly, a man came from a distance.

This "Comrade Li" confused Li Yu.

"You are?"

In front of him stood a handsome spiritual young man.

"Comrade Li, it's me, last time Tang Tiantian caught a thief on the street, and then I took him away. ”

"Oh, it's you. After the other party said this, Li Yu was a little impressed.

“…… But this Comrade Li, I listen very lightly, you still call me Student Li. ”

The policeman said: "Ahem, too, I'm sorry, work habits. ”

Brother Jun's facial muscles twitched, and he said, "Who are you, can you not disturb me while I am talking?"

The policeman said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, are you a friend of classmate Li?"

Brother Jun said: "You don't care who I am, let me ask you first, who are you?"

The policeman said, "Oh, my surname is Wu, I'm a police officer, it's time to rest, I'll come over for a meal." ”

Brother Jun was full of doubts and said, "Are you a policeman?

The policeman said, "Oh, I'm a plainclothes policeman, and I don't usually wear a police uniform. ”

Brother Jun sneered, he didn't even have a police uniform and dared to say that he was a policeman, why didn't Nima say that he was a Monkey King.

"And what about your police ID?"

The policeman frowned and said, "Why are you asking this?"

Brother Jun sneered: "Hehe, I'm still pretending to be here, and the group fooled me here." ”

The policeman was a little stunned and looked at Li Yu.

Brother Jun clenched his fists and said, "Little white face, I've already given you a chance, you don't even sing conquest, okay, this is your own choice!"

Stretched out his hand.

However, he was stopped by the policeman.

"Did you have any contradictions before? If there is any contradiction, sit down and talk about it, don't move your hands and feet. ”

"Get out!"

The noise and commotion immediately attracted the attention of the rest of the hotel.

"What are you doing over there, so noisy. ”

"Look at that stance, is it going to fight?"

The policeman's eyes gradually turned cold, and he said, "This gentleman, I warn you now, you are attacking the police!

The barrage said: "Little soldier, don't fight! Fighting is illegal!"

"That's it, what if they're really policemen?"