A day trip around the city, the tour guide Xiao Shiyi came back early in the morning and said that he did not wear a swimsuit to catch the sea here, and I was both happy and disappointed to hear it. In her previous life, she was a round-bodied girl with a little fat on her belly, and she didn't dare to wear a revealing swimsuit at all, and the company organized to go to the water park and the beach, and she wore the most conservative swimsuits for elementary school students. Now I'm slim enough to go to a supermodel fashion show at any time, but I'm so thin that I don't have breasts. How cruel it is to wear a bathing suit without a chest.

Yu Shiyi didn't know that I was going around in circles, so he only urged me to hurry up. Just kidding, the sun is so big on the beach, I don't have to let it go. Slowly put on a thick cloth dress, and brought the oversized kitchen hat I bought with the little girl this morning, I was mercilessly ridiculed by Yu Shiyi when I went out: "If you wrap it tightly, you can go out of the earth to explore space, and the cosmic protective clothing is not as particular as you." ”

Speaking of this, I suddenly became interested: "You say, is this still the earth?"

Yu Shiyi became more and more patient with my magical questions: "It must be, it's just another dimension, although we haven't figured out how we got through it, and whether we will pass through it, but we are indeed still on Earth." ”

Seeing that I didn't understand, Yu Shiyi explained to me in detail: "Did you spin and fall to the imperial tomb when you crossed over? Send you and all your bags and clothes here intact, if you pass outside the earth, there will be no air for a while, and you won't be alive now." In addition to this, I have a very, very clear piece of evidence. ”

My curiosity was aroused by him: "What evidence?"

On the way to Rain City, you found a wifi signal near the Imperial Tomb. In terms of the signal strength of the CMCC, it is enough to connect on Earth, and you still expect to be able to transmit the signal to an alien planet?"

As soon as I said this, I was convinced, thinking that the earth under my feet was still familiar, and I don't know why there was still a sense of intimacy. This wonderful feeling of excitement lasted until we reached the edge of the east coast and were stopped by the villagers guarding the door.

"There was a big tidal wave today, and all visitors were notified that they were not allowed to enter. The villager looked embarrassed, "I'm sorry, the tide is too dangerous, and I really can't go in to play today." ”

I looked at it from afar, and the door was still some distance from the beach and the shore, and it was quietly empty. I looked desperately inside outside the door, and I could see that the beach was golden and warm at first glance, and I could vaguely see the sea. I've seen the sea a few times in my last life, and I've always liked the sea, not for that vast mother, nor for that freedom and enthusiasm, just because it's comfortable and cool. Lie on the beach, bury yourself with warm sand, put a sun umbrella on your face, and watch the sea in the distance rise and fall and fall so dizzy. Falling asleep is like not falling asleep, and not falling asleep is more comfortable than falling asleep.

It's a pity that the much-anticipated day trip to the beach was disappointed. Although I was a little disappointed, but fate was important, we had to go home, and on the way back, Yu Shiyi touched the top of my head with a little regret: "I'll bring you next time." ”

But there was another question in my mind: "Yu Shiyi, you said that if we die in the waves, or are suddenly assassinated, can we travel back after this body dies?"

"Don't think about it, I'm not going to let you die here. ”

After listening to Yu Shiyi's words, I thought about it: "Is it a little unsafe to die here, it is better to go to the imperial tomb, there seems to be a key to communicate between the two worlds over there." ”

"......" Yu Shiyi ignored me anymore, and in front of me, the inn had arrived.

Yu Shiyi first went to the stove room to ask for a large plate of water, and then instructed the little servant to bring in the oil pot. I looked at him and asked him, "Do you know how to make it?"

Yu Shiyi wiped his sweat and told me the story of Momofuku Ando. Momofuku Ando was the inventor of instant noodles, and after World War II, there was a severe shortage of food in Japan, and people were so hungry that they even ate potato seedlings. Momofuku Ando occasionally passed by a ramen stall and saw people dressed in simple clothes lining up for twenty or thirty meters in the cold wind. So he invented instant noodles.

I heard it in a fog: "Can this story guide you to make instant noodles?"

Yu Shiyi became a bamboo in his chest: "At this time, my feelings. ”

Hello Eleven, goodbye Eleven.

I leaned on the wicker chair and watched Yu Eleven toss. put the thin, medium, and wide noodles in the oil pan one by one and fried them, but Yu Shiyi just carefully sprinkled the three handfuls of noodles into it, and the scattered noodles immediately collapsed into a pot, like dried noodles slag. The few that were fished out were not too broken, and he put them in a colander to control the oil and dry. He didn't give up after frying the noodles, and fried the sauce in another pot, only putting a black ball of soy sauce and cooking wine, and when I smelled the mush, I heard Yu Shiyi exclaim: "I forgot to put ground meat!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a knock at the door, timidly: "Young master, are you going to burn the house?"

Haha, I'm going to reward this girl in a while!

I held my stomach and laughed on the rattan chair until my stomach hurt, and Yu Shiyi opened the door with a dark face and asked the girls to come in and clean up. A clever one looked at me and asked, "Miss has been holding her stomach all the time, is it because she has eaten the young master's noodles?"

Yu Shiyi replied calmly: "No, she is pregnant." ”

The girl suddenly had a rare expression of a pregnant woman, and I couldn't explain it.

What I didn't expect was that in the evening, Yu Shiyi actually took out instant noodles, six small oil paper packets. He proudly unfolded an oil-paper bag, which was really fried golden noodles, but not wavy, a little straight and curved. He placed the dough in the bowl and opened another small oiled paper packet, which contained a slightly solidified sauce. Yu Shiyi took the hot water and turned around and poured it into the bowl, and I was boiling.

The stomach belonging to the 21st century was a little homesick and more timid to eat instant noodles at that moment, but it couldn't compete with this arrogant instant noodle fragrance. I picked up my chopsticks and took them.

And then I never stopped.

Yu Shiyi watched in disbelief as I opened the fifth oiled paper bag without hesitation after eating the fourth bowl, and couldn't help but remind me: "Do you know that you are about to finish eating five packs of instant noodles?"

My hands shook, and my face was still very calm and told him, "When eating, don't talk." ”

Yu 11: "......"

If you eat too much, you'll be killed. No, I will have retribution in the evening.

I dreamed again that it was clear.