Although I am used to being killed by Wan Qi Qinglang in my dreams, I am still very depressed to dream again. I said to Wan Qi, who had a bloody face, "Can you be tired and kill other people?"

Wan Qi Qinglang's setting in the dream was obviously a cold-blooded killer, he ignored me at all, and his bloody hand rushed towards me. I slapped it away unhappily: "Why are you so unparticular about talking to you." ”

The cold-blooded killer Wan Qi Qinglang hesitated for a moment, I thought he could understand people's words, and folded his fingers to count with him: "Tell me, we have no grievances in the past and no hatred in the near future, I didn't complain when I was killed by you in my last life, why are you embarrassed to come and kill me every day? What are you trying to do?"

I was probably the first deceased in the history of this dedicated killer to reason with him, so I clearly discovered that Wan Qi was clear. I quickly pressed esc and quit the game.

And then, you ask?

And then I woke up?

Of course not, I held the pillow and stuffed myself into Yu Shiyi's warm arms again, and then continued to sleep.

When I got up in the morning, I retold my dream to Yu 111510, thinking that he would worship my bravery and intelligence, but I didn't expect him to shake his head and sigh: "It's really a god and a ghost who is afraid of the wicked." ”

I:......

It has been a day of delay in the ring city, and Yu Shiyi and I discussed rushing to the next city today. When we unfold the map, we see that the city is built on a hill, and the horse-drawn carriage must only reach the bottom of the mountain. In other words, after we arrived by horse-drawn carriage, we had to continue climbing the mountain. There is not enough time to go now, so I have to get up early tomorrow. After I came to a conclusion, I was happy for a while, holding the pillow and about to pull Yu Shiyi back to the bed, Yu Shiyi looked at me very calmly and said, "You are used to being slept by me." ”

Me: "...... !"

Yu Shiyi, a small-bellied chicken intestine, immediately decided to take me to the street to buy climbing supplies after hearing my rude response.

As a famous honeymoon travel destination, the business on the street is really very developed, and there are dense and lively street markets along the street, almost catching up with the capital. I saw a jewelry store and was about to rush in, but Yu Shiyi stopped me: "Why are we here?"

I waved my disobedient arms: "Shopping!"

Yu Shiyi carried me away, ignoring my wailing and carrying me into a sporting goods store.

This shop is quite large, and as soon as you enter the door, you will see a tall counter with all kinds of hiking boots on the left and right, and it looks very professional at first glance. Professional sneakers are really ugly from ancient times to the present.

The shopkeeper was a fat man and asked us, "What do the two guest officers want?"

Yu Shiyi looked at it, and it was estimated that he couldn't understand it, so it was faster to say directly to the shopkeeper: "I want to climb Fang Mountain, I don't know what I need to prepare?"

The fat shopkeeper's eyes turned: "Then it is recommended that the two of you buy the advanced version of the mountain climbing from the small shop, the mountain is steep, and it is too dangerous without dexterous equipment." You've got your wife with you, and only our premium version can help you in the most comprehensive way. He pulled out the premium suit, a thick, water-proof bag, full of equipment, hiking crutches and tents. It may be a good thing, but the shopkeeper couldn't finish introducing it: "There are fifteen large and thirty small ones, and the equipment needed for climbing is all in it." The large ones have tents* for sleeping at night and winter robes for the mountains, and the small ones have light raincoats, flints and knives of various sizes. It is guaranteed to meet all the needs of two people to climb Fangshan, and even climb a Wuyue or snow-capped mountain, this set is good. ”

The world sells a lot of goods, Yu Shiyi pretended to be an expert and touched the thick bag: "How much?"

The shopkeeper said, "Five taels of silver for each set." ”

Yo, it's cheap. I urged Yu Shiyi to hurry up and buy me so I could go shopping, but I didn't expect this guy to bargain: "Two sets of nine taels!"

The shopkeeper agreed with a smile, and as soon as I saw that expression, Yu Shiyi and I knew that this was the wrong one.

The shopkeeper took the money and gave out the two luxury suits, and I reached out to weigh them - one hand was enough to hold the bag anyway. I asked Yu Shiyi: "Shall we carry it to Fangshan?"

Yu Shiyi also looked worried. The fat shopkeeper was very enthusiastic: "Either I'll pick out the things you need the most objectively, and take the rest back, or store it here with me." If you store it, I can help you rent it out, and the rent will be fifty-five cents for us. ”

Yu Shiyi and I nodded while holding the big thick bag, is there a second choice?

After taking out two sets of equipment that were still quite heavy, Yu Shiyi went to buy some dry food and supplies with him, and then rushed back to the restaurant for lunch. I ate five packs of instant noodles yesterday and got tired of it, and I told the girl to make it light at noon. Yu Shiyi didn't ask for much food, he asked for the same as me.

As a result, I was tired and panting when I came back with heavy equipment, and I saw the girls pushing the door and sending two bowls in.

Yu Shiyi and I were dumbfounded: rice needs to be paired with a dish, and there must be a sauce plate for eating noodles, this person has a bowl, what's in it?

I had a bad premonition, and when I looked over, it was desolate in the bowl. A few locks of white noodles, about half a bowl, the same noodle soup as clear water. Not to mention the meat, not even a green vegetable, and I seriously doubt that the kitchen even put salt in the kitchen.

Yu Shiyi looked at me with a frosty expression and asked me, "What did you give?"

I wasn't angry: "Boiled white noodles in white water." ”

Yu Shiyi didn't believe it: "This group of girls won't be so stupid." I came over and took a look, and immediately pouted, and picked up the chopsticks and fished it out, and it was really a genuine boiled white noodles.

Yu Shiyi was depressed, but I remembered another thing. My mother in my last life was a typical middle-aged woman, and the menopause has been more than 20 years since I can remember. My mom loves somen noodles, and when I was a kid, my dad used to go on business trips and eat somen noodles. She got bored while cooking, so she taught me how to cook somen noodles. When she was a child, she barely cooked what she wanted, and she picked up the noodles and said, "You must cook them until they are translucent, right?" Translucent! Don't let people laugh at me after you get married, I didn't even teach you how to cook somen noodles! I took it quite seriously at the time. Later, when I grew up and thought about it, I was a poor girl who was oppressed in the old society!

Thinking of this, I looked at this bowl and asked for a lot of kindness. Tasted it, hey don't say it-

I really didn't put any salt.