Wang Cong waited until the audience's applause dropped a little and then said: "Later, Weibo gradually became popular, and the first person in Deyun Club to play Weibo was Teacher Demin. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhou Demin complimented: "That's right, I applied early." ”

Wang Cong continued: "As soon as he entered the backstage, he took a mobile phone and swiped the screen there, we still don't understand, what are you doing here?"

Zhou Demin said: "Play Weibo!"

Wang Cong said: "What's the use of this, Mr. Demin is just fun about this, hobby." ”

Zhou Demin still looked triumphant and said: "Yes, I just love this." ”

"But sometimes it's quite cola. Wang Cong said with a smile.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Demin said.

Wang Cong started the storytelling mode: "As soon as you enter the backstage, the cigarette rolls will be put on the table, and then the cigarettes will be gone?"

Zhou Demin also said: "Where did the smoke go?"

Wang Cong said: "Maybe some child took it as a joke." ”

Zhou Demin suddenly realized: "Yes, they all like to play with me." ”

Teacher Demin was not in a hurry, nor did he shout, and posted on Weibo to ridicule it. Wang Cong said.

"How do you write this on Weibo?" Zhou Demin asked.

"On time, the children in the backstage got it, and Mr. Demin sent: I don't say it, it doesn't mean I don't know!"

Zhou Demin said with a smile: "Yes, I showed them this." ”

Wang Cong continued: "Five minutes later, his daughter-in-law sent him a text message, just three words: I'm sorry!"

Zhou Demin was shocked: "Huh!~ What a big case I solved." ”

Wang Cong said again: "Sun Desheng is in a cold sweat on the side." ”

Zhou Demin pushed Wang Cong: "Don't talk nonsense." ”

........

Crash~~~

The audience didn't know what to say, all the music was left, cheering, applauding, and shouting all together, and the scene almost got out of control, and the outside didn't know the situation and thought that there was a fight inside.

"If Wang Cong is funny, there is really no one. ”

"Yes, sympathize with Zhou Demin, that sentence of sorry is like 100,000 points of harm"

"Oops... Hahaha... Sun Desheng broke out in a cold sweat... Tickle me to death..."

"Hey, hey, now I only serve Wang Cong, Wang Dada!"

"This burden is simply one sentence at a time, it's so enjoyable. ”

"That's right, today is the right time, Wang Cong can always surprise me. ”

Wang Cong saw that the audience was not only laughing, but also whistling and applauding, thinking that the Deyun Club in the previous world was so applauded, Wang Cong suddenly said to Zhou Demin, "Huh!~~~"

The audience felt very fresh, and they also followed "Huh~~~"

For a while, that familiar feeling made Wang Cong very comfortable.

Wang Cong continued: "Just kidding, saying that cross talk is all fake, and it can't be true, but this passage of Mr. Demin just now is absolutely true. ”

Zhou Demin hurriedly clarified: "This paragraph is not true. ”

Wang Cong continued: "No, it means that you are knowledgeable, and if people write something on the Internet, they will push you to death. ”

Zhou Demin said: "What are you doing to relieve your hatred?" ”

Wang Cong exaggeratedly said: "Teacher Demin's writing is so good, modern people are basically no one in the world can compare." ”

"Oh, that's how good my writing is. Zhou Demin asked.

Wang Cong said undeniably: "Of course, only the ancients can be compared with you, your writing is very similar to Sima Qian!"

Zhou Demin was overjoyed: "Ao?

"Your imagination and creativity are like Cai Lun!"

Zhou Demin was even more overjoyed: "Ao, it's the one who invented papermaking." ”

"Your physical fitness is like Dong Haichuan!"

Zhou Demin said with some embarrassment: "The founder of Baguazhang during the Tongzhi period of the Qing Dynasty!"

"Your quality is like Zheng He!" Wang Cong said sonorously.

At this time, Zhou Demin reacted, pushed Wang Cong away and said: "Okay, don't say it, these people you said are all eunuchs, do you know? I almost let you go around, there is no normal person." ”

The audience didn't know how many times they were teased by Wang Cong, and at this time they also took the initiative to start

"Huh~~~"

"Huh~~~"

"I just found out today that Wang Cong is so damaged..."

"Yes, Mr. Zhou Demin is too sad..."

"Still, this little quip is amazing..."

"Yes, I think it's much stronger than the Qingxian Society. ”

When he was different from those audiences, Ji Xianhai's face was gloomy, and when Cao Gang next to him heard that Wang Cong was talking about eunuchs, he couldn't help laughing out loud, but as soon as Cao Gang finished laughing, he felt as if something was wrong, and quickly covered his mouth, his face was also red, and he looked at Ji Xianhai innocently.

Ji Xianhai could only stare dryly......

On the stage, Wang Cong continued to speak.

Wang Cong said: "I'm not praising you for your high literary level, of course, Teacher Demin has such a high literary accomplishment, and he can't do without his good physique, let's not mention those martial arts gossip palms for the time being." ”

Zhou Demin said in an atmospheric manner: "You shouldn't mention it, it was invented by a eunuch." ”

Wang Cong said embarrassedly: "You have to have a good physical strength to study, don't look at me young, but in this regard, I am not as good as Teacher Demin, people exercise every day!"

Zhou Demin replied: "I like sports. ”

Wang Cong said with admiration: "Teacher Demin got up at six o'clock in the morning, went to the gym, and pimped." ”

Zhou Demin collapsed and said: "I went to the gym to pimp, and I didn't buy or sell this." What kind of pimping? That's called a fitness machine. ”

......

"Huh~~~" The audience seems to like this call, whenever they hear a funny place, they will call non-stop, Wang Cong has already entered the state, and he loves this atmosphere very much.

Sun Desheng saw Wang Cong on the stage retracting freely, and the burdens were one after another, although it was a little dirty, but he could accept it, he never thought that cross talk could be said before, and today he can be regarded as seeing the effect, just look at the audience at the scene.

Ji Xianhai has completely lost the slightest confidence at this time, this Wang Cong is no wonder that he can be accepted as an apprentice by the master Zhang Siyuan, although he still doesn't care about Wang Cong's vulgar cross talk, but the audience at the scene has not stopped laughing since Wang Cong came on stage, which has to admit Wang Cong's bull fork.

"Hmph, that is, saying something vulgar in the theater will make everyone laugh, and you can't get on the stage. Cao Gang suddenly said.

Ji Xianhai thought about it, yes, although Wang Cong has some talent, but after all, these things are on the table, and a cross talk contest will be held in a while, which is Beijing Satellite TV, and it needs to be on TV, so Wang Cong can't pass the review at all.

"That's right, you're right, this Wang Cong is still like a fish in water in a small theater, and when it comes to the real big scene, he can't handle these things. Ji Xianhai agreed.

Thinking of this, Ji Xianhai also relaxed a little, but for some reason, deep down, there was always a trace of worry. (To be continued.) )