The next day, under the arrangement of the turtle immortals, Wang Xiaohammer, Little Wukong, and Klin began training. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"The training course is called triathlon," said the turtle immortal, spitting a mouthful of phlegm and rubbing his crotch, "In order for you to become the strongest in the short term, you must develop a great physique." Now you race and see who gets to the top of the hill first. ”

The turtle immortal stood at the foot of the mountain, pointing to the towering peak, his face full of light.

"Whoever comes first, there is a reward, and the prize is kept secret." The turtle immortal continued, "Whoever is last will stick this on the back of his head, and then wash the chrysanthemum and wait for me. ”

As he spoke, the turtle immortal took out a poster of Chi Ling from his pocket.

“……”

When Kling heard this, he subconsciously stroked the chrysanthemum, recalling the painful years and the scars on the chrysanthemum that were still scabbed.

However, he didn't have to worry about it this time. In the past, when there were only two people, Kling couldn't outrun Little Wukong, and every time he became a plaything under the crotch of the Turtle Immortal Teacher. However, this time the situation has changed, there is a new person who joins, and it seems that he does not have the slightest foundation in martial arts, and he must have been killed.

So, Clint smiled evilly and said to Wang Xiaozhu: "There are no pharmacies that sell band-aids on this island, you respect yourself." Hey! ”

Little Wukong also sneered: "Grandpa Turtle Immortal has abusive tendencies." ”

Wang Xiaohammer was shocked in his heart, and asked lightly: "What tendency?" ”

"Abuse." Little Wukong whispered, "He'll put the turtle shell into your body." ”

“……”

"Enough, don't make any noise." The turtle immortal coughed, "I'll go to the mountain and wait for you first." ”

After speaking, the turtle immortal ran up the mountain with a "whoosh", the speed was extremely fast, Bolt or something was weak, and the mountain with an altitude of three thousand meters only took five seconds.

"So fast!" Wang Xiaohammer raised his head and said with emotion.

Kling glanced at him and said disdainfully, "You should pray now that the cecum doesn't fall out when the time comes." ”

“……”

"Klin, let's go!"

Little Wukong shouted happily, and then Wukong and Kling quickly ran up the hill.

Their speed is obviously not as perverted as that of the Turtle Immortals, but they can almost reach within 8 seconds of 100 meters.

How else to play?

Wang Xiaohammer, who was standing in place, completely lost the slightest motivation to run.

In the world of Dragon Ball, Saiyans have an anti-heaven physique, and Nameks can also increase their strength and speed by merging. And for the earthlings, they can only train honestly one step at a time.

After all, Little Wukong and Kling are veterans and often practice the prescribed items of the Turtle Immortals, so they are familiar with the road.

As a new Wang Xiaohammer, there is no comparison at all.

It seems that only four words can sum up the final result: chrysanthemums are not guaranteed.

Moreover, in order to complete the system tasks and become the big brother of Little Wukong and Klin, and convince them, you must be stronger than them in these training items.

But he couldn't do it, seeing that Little Wukong and Klin's figures were getting smaller and smaller, Wang Xiaozhu even had a plan to give up the task and ask the system to force him to quit.

At this moment, a very familiar voice came:

"Little hammer! Little hammer! So you're here. ”

Wang Xiaohammer looked up and saw that a guy with long hair was stepping on a colorful cloud.

"Monkey King?" Wang Xiaohammer said in surprise.

"Oh, I'm Yuting." Yu Ting got off the somersault cloud, snuggled in Wang Xiaozhu's arms, and said, "I found my somersault cloud." ”

"Your somersault cloud is in the world of Dragon Ball."

"It's not. In the world of Journey to the West. ”

"What's going on?"

"I discovered the secret that I could leap to another world of cinema by turning over 108,000 miles. Also, like a bus, I can take people on a leap with me. ”

"Heh... You're a bus. Wang Xiaohammer smiled evilly.

"Oh, I hate it, people are only dedicated to you." Yu Ting said coquettishly.

"So, after you found your somersault cloud, you turned over again and returned to the world of Dragon Ball?"

"Uh-huh." Because after crossing over to Journey to the West, Yuting transformed into Sun Wukong, so her current appearance is a monkey.

"Well, I'm having a hard time......"

Then, Wang Xiaohammer told Yuting about yesterday's apprenticeship and today's training.

"Want to overtake Little Goku and Kling and be the first to reach the top of the mountain? This is easy. Yu Ting said confidently.

"Then you can help me."

Yu Ting nodded, exhaled a somersault cloud, and the two jumped up. Yu Ting gave an order, and with a whoosh, the somersault cloud went up to the top of the mountain within three seconds.

"That's fast! Faster than the speed of the Turtle Immortals. Wang Xiaohammer said with emotion.

The two of them went down the somersault cloud, and Wang Xiaohammer saw that at the edge of the woods, the turtle immortal stood there with his back to them.

"What is he doing?"

When I got closer, I heard the turtle fairy looking at a small movie on his mobile phone that was inappropriate for children, putting one hand on his crotch, and panting to himself: "Lao Tzu wants to ...... Dry! …… Paralyzed,...... Little...... Whew......"

At this time, the turtle immortal let out a low roar, and his body shook violently a few times.

"Teacher Wutian, here you go." Wang Xiaohammer took out a tissue.

"What? You've already run here, why is it so fast!! It's incredible. The turtle immortal turned his head, was taken aback, quickly lifted his pants and said, "Impossible, you are a rookie apprentice, why is your running speed so fast?" ”

"Hehe, I've been running fast since I was a kid." Wang Xiaozhu groaned slightly, and said with a wicked smile, "Teacher Wutian also 'runs' very quickly." Hey. ”

"This ......" the turtle immortal blushed, wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and said, "Okay, you are the first, and the children can be taught." Hey, who is this monkey next to you? ”

"It's my blind date." Wang Xiaohammer said.

"Hahahaha! It's so funny! The turtle immortal smiled and leaned back, "You are also a talent, how could you find a monkey?" It's hilarious. Are you not only gay, but also zoophilic? ”

"Actually...... She's a woman...... "Wang Xiaohammer doesn't know how to explain.

"Okay, I'm going too far, I shouldn't laugh at my apprentice, I should give you more understanding and tolerance." The turtle immortal cleared his throat, stretched out his hand, and said to Yu Ting: "When we meet for the first time, take care of me." ”

Yu Ting shook hands with the turtle immortal.

After shaking hands, I deeply regretted it and wanted to chop off my hand directly.

Because, the hands of the turtle immortals are a little wet........................

……

After a few minutes, Little Wukong and Klin, one after the other, also ran to the top of the mountain out of breath.

"Here we are!" Little Wukong shouted excitedly.

"Haha! We left that junk named Wang Xiaohammer behind! Kling said in an arrogant tone, "With such a high mountain, it is estimated that he will only come up tomorrow." So, Mr. Wutian, the chrysanthemum is still far away, you can shoot a pistol yourself first, hahahahahaha......"

"Laughing wool!" The Turtle Immortal snapped, "You're so slow! It's not as good as Wang Xiaohammer, you are too proud. Don't you understand the truth that pride makes people fall behind? ”

"What?!"

The two of them stretched their necks at the same time, and saw Wang Xiaohammer standing on the stone with a smile, looking down at them.

"No...... It couldn't be ......."

The turtle immortal walked up to Klin, touched his little bald head, and said lightly:

"Clin, it's you again, seventy-eighth. Hurry up and take off your pants......"