Chapter 187: Three Kingdoms (3)
in the video. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Lu Bu appeared.
The so-called "Lu Bu among people, red rabbit among horses", although Lu Bu, played by the "Leifeng Tower" bar friend, is a bit obscene, but the force value is quite high, and in the music of "Spinach March (Adapted Version)", "Kill, kill......, kill", kill Gongsun Zhan, Kong Rong and other eighteen princes to flee in all directions.
The video is in the form of semi-animation, although the plot is nonsensical, the soundtrack and editing are okay, and the scene of Lu Bu killing all sides is a bit of a blockbuster illusion.
"This video, do you want to use all of Lei Feng's songs last year?"
Off-screen.
Xiaoyu's eyes were round.
As soon as she thought that so many songs would have to be arranged in the form of square dances and blended into here, her eyes immediately straightened.
"Probably not, right?"
She tilted her head.
Even if you like square dancing again, you shouldn't be so mad, right?
Xiaoyu has never read "Three Kingdoms", but she has watched the TV series, she is a little curious about how Lei Feng made it up, she remembers that the plot here is "Three Heroes vs. Lu Bu", if it is really as she thought, it is a square dance compilation, then the "beauty" of the picture may be really unimaginable...
She was stunned, and in the video, a high-pitched suona sounded!
"Overture to the Little Knife Society"!
A figure stepped out-
It's Lei Feng!
He fanned his feather scarf and walked towards Lu Bu in the rout.
"Who's that?"
"Someone rushed towards Lu Bu!"
"He's dead?"
In the picture, one by one the stickmen exclaimed!
"Under that,"
"Zhuge -"
Lei Feng walked up to Lu Bu amid the exclamations of 10,000 people:
"Bright!"
I saw a loud shout, the word "bright" came out, and a white light appeared - Xiaoyu saw the whole screen flash, in the picture, Lu Bu's chest had been inserted into a fan, and the whole person fell off the horse and fell to the ground, motionless!
"That's too fake, isn't it?"
Xiaoyu was dumbfounded.
Even if it's nonsensical, but you're not ...... Be reasonable!
Seeing a large number of stickmen surrounding Lei Feng in the picture, Xiaoyu didn't know what to say.
She was thinking about it, and the camera suddenly changed!
A few days ago.
Luoyang City.
"I can't catch love, I always watch it slip away, there are happy people everywhere in the world, why can't I be counted as a ......"
Lu Bu was practicing martial arts -- no, he was practicing dance.
Square Dance Dance!
"Please stop being obsessed with sister~Sister is just a legend~"
At this moment, a song sounded.
Lu Bu turned around.
Under the sun, Lin Chan's [Diao Chan] danced in front of her - "......, although I am reluctant, I still have to say: I don't dance because I am lonely, I am lonely because I dance......"
Xiaoyu: "......"
Kebab...
She watched Diao Chan played by Lin Chan singing the skewers of "Brother is Just a Legend" and "I Miss You Not Because I'm Lonely", and looked at Lu Bu's eyes that fell in love at first sight, and her eyes were confused for a while.
"There is such a dust-removing and beautiful woman in the world!"
Lu Bu looked at Lin Chan - ah no, it's Diao Chan - shook his head and took out a bouquet of red roses: "You are my rose, you are my flower~~ You are my lover, you are my concern~~"
He danced and stepped forward.
Diao Chan hid his face and changed a song and a dance-
"Don't say you love me when I'm lonely, unless you can really give me happiness~ The past hurt always reminds me at any time, don't be tormented by that love anymore~"
Lu Bu: "No matter how beautiful the memories are, it was also the one that was~ The guardian is us, and the agreement with each other~ The wind blows gently, our ballad, who sings to coax you to sleep~~"
The two are opposite.
Lovingly!
Diao Chan: "There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away~"
Lu Bu: "It's hard to hold hands on the other side without a chance~"
Diao Chan: "Ten years of repairing the same boat~"
Lu Bu: "A hundred years of cultivation to sleep together~"
Diao Chan: "If it is a thousand years, there will be creation~"
Xiaoyu: "......"
Who wants to watch your songs skewered!
The light rain is full of cows.
The dance between the two is really ugly!
"You Are My Rose", "Don't Say You Love Me When I'm Lonely", "Our Ballads", "Love", these songs were changed to square dances, and they couldn't be looked at directly!
"It turned out that Diao Chan was sent by Lei Feng and them, and Lu Bu wanted to elope with Diao Chan, so he played with 'Zhuge Liang' once and got out with death......"
Seeing the camera back to the Tiger Prison Pass, "Zhuge Liang" was sought after by tens of thousands of people, Lu Bu took Diao Chan away from the world, and Xiaoyu was simply stunned to death.
[In this way, Luoyang was broken by the princes of the Eighteen Roads, Wenjiu beheaded Huaxiong, waved a fan to kill Lu Bu, Zhuge Liang and his party gained a lot of prestige. 】
In the voice-over, a series of "prestige +10,000" appeared on the heads of the four Lei Feng.
One by one, stickmen appeared:
"Will follow the !! of the Lord"
Lei Feng harvested a large number of stickmen, and when he swept away, he saw "Liao Hua" floating on the head of a stickman, and "Zhao Yun" floating on the head of a stickman.
"Thank you for your love," Lei Feng stood among the stickmen and shouted loudly, "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, now, I will teach you a set of fighting skills!" ”
As he spoke, he jumped on a rock.
The music sounded -
"Three punches on the left, three punches on the right, twisting the neck, twisting the ass......"
"Health Song"!
Light rain: poof~~~
She stared at the stickmen in the picture, only to see that they writhed with the music, and they were really the movements of "Health Song", and as they danced, a series of symbols continued to emerge on the heads of these stickmen-
Lv1!
Lv2!
...
Lv100!
After a dance, a group of stickmen "martial arts" have been upgraded to the full level!
"Good!"
Lei Feng reappeared.
"Everyone has learned the art of martial arts, and now, we have to use a real bloody battle to win a base that belongs to us!"
The words fell, and the game map reappeared.
Lei Feng led everyone to walk on the game map, and soon came to a "bandit cottage"!
【Zhou Cang】!
The bandit leader appeared, played by the "Leifeng Tower" bar friend "Tianxin Yuluo".
Behind Zhou Cang, there is a large group of stickman thieves!
Confrontation between the two sides!
Screen Switching――
The game PK scene is back again!
The health bar for both sides is 100;
However, on the bandit side, the morale value is 60; On the Lei Feng side, the morale value is 50!
"Kill!!"
In the shouting, the blood bar on the bandit's side was reduced to 90, but the Lei Feng side was only 80 left!
"Brothers, don't be afraid!"
Lei Feng's phantom appears on the PK scene!
The music sounded -
"When I meet a bandit, I'm not afraid~ I'm more courageous~ I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid~~"
It's another square dance!
"Not Afraid, Not Afraid".
Dancing with the translucent figure, the morale of Lei Feng's side was greatly boosted, and the morale value soared to 80!
"I'm going to gallop into your arms~~"
Cut back to the camera.
Zhang Fei takes the lead!
Zhou Cang was shocked, looked at his group of stickman brothers, and also sang: "Honey, you retreat slowly, be careful of Zhang Fei with thorns in front~"
The scene was chaotic for a moment.
The morale of the bandits has plummeted!
"It's better to dance~"
"It's better to dance than to resist~"
"Make yourself feel comfortable,"
"Let the boss cry there~"
"Keep Dancing~"
"It's better to dance than to be a bandit~"
"Get along this way,"
"No one feels helpless~"
"And there was no revenge..."
Bandits surrender!
In the song "It's Better to Dance" by Chen Huilin, Lei Feng and others danced, captured Zhou Cang, the head of the bandits, and successfully occupied a cottage.