"......, even now, under its influence, your IQ is still worrying!"

Lei Feng said this with a serious face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Many people in the audience laughed.

The most exciting thing about the "Selling Abduction" series is that it fools people and is lame, so at this moment, seeing Lei Feng change his big flicker form, the audience is interested.

Chen Yuexia is one of them.

She is a girl with a very low laugh, sitting in the audience at the moment and watching intently.

"Flickering, still flickering!"

On the stage, Wang Xitian suddenly looked at Lei Feng, revealing an expression of "witty as I have already seen through everything" and said: "I almost fell for you again!" However, do you think that I am still the same person I was back then? I can tell you definitively that there is nothing wrong with my IQ! ”

Wang Xitian's facial features are very standard, but it's a pity that he is fat and ruins everything, with a big head, short hair, and the way he speaks, which makes Chen Yuexia in the audience laugh.

Lei Feng: "Do you dare to take another test?" ”

Wang Xitian: "I'm sorry, whether it's walking or roaring; Neither learning nor brain teasers reflect my IQ, and I only trust formal tests. ”

Lei Feng: "What do you mean by regularity?" ”

Wang Xitian: "It's like school exam questions. ”

Lei Feng: "Okay! Listen, I'll give you a set of questions for the first grade of primary school! ”

Wang Xitian: "Don't be in the first grade, there are those who can endure you in the second grade." ”

Lei Feng: "Are you okay in the second grade?" ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't care about the third grade!" ”

Lei Feng looked at Wang Xijun on the side: "It seems that there is not much change." ”

Offstage.

Chen Yuexia bent her mouth, these few lines of dialogue are exactly the same as "Selling a Car", this feeling of déjà vu, coupled with Wang Xitian's performance, makes her feel very interesting.

was thinking about it, but saw Lei Feng on the stage stretch out a finger: "Please listen to the question-"

Wang Xitian: "Stop!" It can't be a brain teaser! ”

Lei Feng: "It's not a brain teaser. ”

Wang Xitian: "It must be regular!" ”

Lei Feng: "It must be regular!" ”

Wang Xitian: "Okay, you come!" ”

"For the first question, let's start with a simple addition and subtraction math problem." Lei Feng walked aside and began to ask questions, "On a bus, before leaving the station, there are nine people sitting on this bus!" When you get to a station, go down to two people; ”

Wang Xitian raised his fingers as if he was facing a great enemy.

"Another stop, a man on board;" Lei Feng paused as he spoke, and then said, "One more station, two up, two down; ”

Offstage, many audience members listened attentively to the topic; On the stage, Wang Xitian broke two fingers, broke them back, pointed at Lei Feng and said, "Fake a shot, trap!" ”

He had a serious face, and the little girl Chen Yuexia laughed.

Lei Feng continued, speaking very slowly: "Another station, three up, one down; Another stop, no up or down; and to one station, two up, and one down; After two more stops, one came up and asked—"

"Does the driver count?"

Wang Xitian asked urgently!

Lei Feng shook his head: "The driver doesn't count." ”

Wang Xitian suddenly showed a confident expression!

"Excuse me," Lei Feng looked at him, "How many stops did the bus take?" ”

"Eleven people!"

Wang Xitian said loudly!

As soon as these words came out, there were immediately people in the audience.

Wang Xijun: "I asked you how many stops, but I didn't ask you a few people." ”

Wang Xitian: "Stand? ”

Wang Xitian looked confused.

Lei Feng secretly praised in his heart.

This topic is what he saw in Song Xiaobao's sketch "Eating Noodles" in his previous life, which is very simple and easy to understand. In the first question, it has the effect of dizziness, and Wang Xitian's performance at the moment can be described as excellent.

In the previous life, although Zhao Benshan was the protagonist of the "Selling Abduction" series, Fan Wei's wonderful performance was a well-deserved highlight, and many laughs were actually contracted by him. It is impossible for Lei Feng to completely original a sketch, at least, he can't do it for a while, but fortunately, with the help of the works he has seen in his previous life, many materials can be borrowed; These many materials, coupled with the amazing performance of the Wang brothers and sisters, make this integrated sketch have some highlights.

At this moment, seeing Wang Xitian's confused expression, the little girl Chen Yuexia couldn't help laughing.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the addition and subtraction operation below five is already so difficult for you." Lei Feng stood on the stage, looked at Wang Xitian and shook his head, "Your situation is even more serious than I imagined!" ”

Wang Xitian: "No, I didn't hear it clearly this time!" ”

Lei Feng: "It seems that the virus has already affected your hearing, and soon a new vegetative person will be born!" ”

Wang Xitian: "Don't fool, this is just a mistake, you say the second question!" ”

"Good!"

Lei Feng stretched out two fingers: "Please listen to the second question!" ”

Wang Xitian: "Say! ”

Lei Feng: "The difficulty of this question has increased, and it involves multiplication and division. Say that a couple bought a cage of xiaolongbao to eat together, the girl ate three-sevenths of it, the boy ate four-sevenths of it, and the boy ate 4.5 yuan more than the girl. ”

"This..."

Wang Xitian snapped his fingers, his eyes widening.

He stood on the stage and snapped his fingers for a while, scrambling, and finally probably noticed that there was a decimal point that he couldn't break his fingers, and said loudly: "Why are the numbers so complicated?" Again, there is no pen and paper here. It's not that I can't figure it out, it's that you're too bad at this question, and the numbers are too complicated. ”

Wang Xitian said, and some people in the audience made a calculation.

Some people gave up, others figured it out. For example, Chen Yuexia calculated the answer of 31.5, and suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment.

"Okay, then I'll make a simple one."

However, what Xiao Yuexia didn't expect was that Lei Feng on the stage did not reveal the answer, and after seeing Wang Xitian's objection, he opened his mouth to change the question.

"It's still this couple who buys xiaolongbao." Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian and said, "This time, the girls ate one-third, and the boys ate two-thirds, and it is known that this cage of xiaolongbao costs a total of 3 yuan, may I ask, how many dollars more money do boys have than girls?" ”

"It's easy!"

Wang Xitian immediately shouted after hearing this!

He snapped his fingers twice and immediately said, "Xiaolongbao is a total of 3 yuan, and the boy eats a third more, which is 1 yuan!" The answer is that boys have 1 dollar more than girls! ”

Wang Xitian looked excited after speaking.

Chen Yuexia in the audience calculated and nodded secretly.

"Wrong!"

Lei Feng said loudly.

Wang Xitian: "That's right! ”

Lei Feng: "My daughter-in-law told him the answer." ”

Wang Xijun: "The answer is 3 yuan." ”

Wang Xitian: "How can it be 3 yuan?" Xiaolongbao is only 3 yuan in total! ”

Lei Feng: "You are embarrassed to ask your girlfriend to pay 1 yuan for eating a basket of 3 yuan xiaolongbao, what have you done?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Chen Yuexia smiled "haha".

Everyone in the audience suddenly realized!

On the stage, Wang Xitian slapped his head with his hand: "Oops, it turned out to be..."

Lei Feng: "Is there a real reason why I can't find a girlfriend now?" Man, don't be too picky, your problem is very serious. ”

Wang Xitian pressed his head when he heard this, shook his head again and said, "What's wrong with me?" I'm not in the right state today..."After he finished speaking, he looked at Lei Feng and waved his hand, "I don't believe you!" Here is one more question! ”

Lei Feng: "Okay! ”

Wang Xitian: "Wait! Don't do math! This time, let's have a language question! ”

"Language questions, huh? No problem! ”

Lei Feng nodded.

"Excuse me-" Lei Feng gestured with his hand and said, "'only', one or two 'only', what kind of word can this 'only' be turned into with a stroke?" ”