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Mid-December.

The second game of the "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala" national competition begins!

Lei Feng sat backstage, a little nervous in his heart. On the stage, at this moment, a group of contestants from Ji Province are performing, and there are many audiences in the audience.

The next game will be Lei Feng's turn.

"Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars", after being broadcast by CCTV, have received a lot of praise, plus "Help or Not Help", these three classic sketches have come out, and the public has high expectations for the next work of Lei Feng and the three of them.

Lei Feng may have received such high expectations for the first time, but this time, he has no bottom in his heart.

"The following is to invite Meihua College of Baofeng County, A City, Zhejiang Province to ......"

On the other side of the stage, the host announces the curtain.

Lei Feng exhaled lightly, put down all distractions, wore the clothes he wore in the previous two scenes, led Wang Xijun, who was dressed in the same rustic style, and walked onto the stage with a well-packaged box.

"Bang Bang!"

The audience burst into applause.

"When the Spring Festival arrives, there is no money, carry a bag of tea to visit the New Year, don't let people praise the gifts, and no one will dislike them if the packaging is exquisite!"

Lei Feng said loudly as he walked.

Wang Xitian followed: "If you want to boast, you can't boast, it's all your own fried tea." ”

"What the hell is the truth!" Lei Feng stopped, lifted the packaging box in his hand, glared at Wang Xijun, and said, "This is called light courtesy and heavy affection." ”

"But you're too light, just one or two tea leaves, in such a big box..."

Wang Xijun muttered.

"You know what?" Lei Feng looked at her, "Scarcity is expensive, we have to pay ten yuan for this package, others look at it, this tea inside is in such a big box, how can it be good tea." ”

Wang Xijun: "What a good tea, old tea that has been left for a few years." ”

Lei Feng: "Don't underestimate this bit of old tea, if you meet that person with a big head and a thick neck, he will sell it for hundreds of yuan in minutes." ”

Wang Xijun: "Pull it down, everyone has been fooled twice..."

The two had a simple conversation on the stage, but the audience was suddenly stunned.

Big head and thick neck?

This is the third installment in the "Trafficking" series?

Many people rejoice!

"Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars" are well-deserved classics, although some people guess that there will be a third part, but most people don't think so, because Wang Xitian has been fooled twice in the sketch, and many things have been written, and it is much more difficult to write a third part than to write a sketch of other types.

And that's exactly what happened.

The third part of the "Selling Abduction" series is called "Kung Fu", performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, and Zhao Benshan's two apprentices, although it also won the first prize in the language program of the Spring Festival Gala that year, but compared with the first two, this sketch lacks a bit of smoothness and humor.

So now that they hear that Lei Feng is going to perform the "Selling Abduction" series, everyone is indeed a little surprised in their hearts.

Just as he was thinking about it, a figure appeared-

It is Wang Xitian!

I saw him carrying a few bags of things, and after walking on the stage, he saw Lei Feng and the others at a glance!

"Big flicker!"

Wang Xitian put down his things, rushed forward and grabbed Lei Feng's hand: "The sky has eyes, I actually met you again!" Don't say anything, go directly to the Public Security Bureau! ”

Wang Xijun looked nervous: "Oh, brother, don't-"

Before she finished speaking, she was stopped by Lei Feng.

Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian: "May I ask why you dragged me to the Public Security Bureau?" ”

Wang Xitian said angrily: "Because you are a liar!" ”

Lei Feng: "Your illness is cured?" ”

Wang Xitian: "Okay-phew! I'm not sick at all! ”

Lei Feng: "How long have you been in the wheelchair?" ”

Wang Xitian: "One month! I fell for you again, and I was in a wheelchair for a month, and now I can't find a girlfriend! Don't say anything, the public security bureau is reasonable! ”

"Stop!"

Lei Feng shouted.

"I have to ask you a question!" Lei Feng imitated Zhao Benshan's tone and stared at Wang Xitiandao, "Do you think that you who almost became a vegetative person last year are now standing in front of me healthily, what is the reason?" ”

Wang Xitian: "Because I'm not sick!" ”

Lei Feng: "Wrong! You're sick! I was just cured! ”

Wang Xitian: "Flicker, flicker!" ”

"I have to help you remember!" Lei Feng looked at Wang Xitian, "Last year, you found out about your illness with my help, and you sat in a wheelchair for a month under my recommendation, and then you got better, is this the case?" ”

"This..."Wang Xitian glared, "yes, but—"

"No, though!"

Lei Feng said loudly: "It's like you have a cold, I gave you cold medicine, and it will take effect immediately after you eat it!" After you go to the hospital for a check-up, you find that the symptoms are gone, and ask, should you thank me, or do you want to take revenge! - Oh mom, it's quite rhyming. ”

Lei Feng said loudly, and the last sentence made some of the audience laugh.

As a follow-up to "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars", after all, there are some advantages, at this time, Lei Feng on the stage gradually began to flicker again, and Wang Xitian gradually had a tendency to be wound in, and the audience gradually became interested.

"This, this..."

Wang Xitian couldn't get around.

"I can't talk about you," he finally shook his head, let go of Lei Feng, and turned around to leave, "I'm all 'good' without proof, forget it, I'll go, I still have to go to pay New Year's greetings." ”

Wang Xijun breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death, let's go quickly!" ”

Lei Feng: "What to go, it's hard to come across it, I have to sell him something." ”

Wang Xijun: "What are you selling, everyone is cured." ”

"The residual poison is not clear!"

Lei Feng suddenly amplified his voice!

Wang Xitian, who had just walked a few steps, was stunned, and Lei Feng continued-

"Died young!"

Wang Xitian's body was stunned again, he didn't want to pay attention to it and continued to walk, but he heard Lei Feng say loudly - "Let's go, go enjoy the rest of your life, go and be a quiet vegetative person!" ”

Wang Xitian turned around.

He glared at Lei Feng and said loudly, "No matter what you say, I won't believe you anymore!" ”

Lei Feng smiled "hehe": "It's okay, you go." ”

As soon as Wang Xitian turned around, Lei Feng began to sigh again: "There was once a last chance in front of him, but he didn't cherish it, until he became a vegetative ...... regret it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this."

Wang Xitian turned around: "Why are you like this?" Do you have something to say clearly? ”

Lei Feng: "Do you believe me?" ”

Wang Xitian: "I don't believe it. ”

Lei Feng: "If you don't believe it, let's go." It's a pity that at such a young age..."

Wang Xitian turned around: "No, you are a big New Year, what a lot of people you say!" You have to make it clear, or I'm going to go? ”

"I don't want to lie to you!"

Lei Feng said with a serious face: "There are several courses of treatment, and your IQ problem caused by your legs, although it is basically cured after a month of wheelchair life, it will take a year to cure the root cause!" You didn't stay the course, so you still have virus left in your brain! These viruses will end the rest of your life! Even now, under its influence, your IQ is still worrisome! ”