1:1, flat!

Ling Hu Chong's face trembled, Tian Boguang seemed to be a little unconvinced, but after thinking about it, he smiled again, and pulled out his knife: "Since Wendou is tied, let's divide the victory and defeat in the martial arts!" ”

Shocked Fox Chong!

Cover your stomach again!

"Even if you surrender, you must not fly!" Ling Hu Chong's complexion changed greatly, he dragged the bench with both hands against his buttocks, gritted his teeth and said, "Your ass must not leave the bench!" ”

"Good!"

On the side, Tian Boguang had sharp ears, thinking that he was saying to himself, and he immediately responded. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lei Feng sweated profusely.

At this time, he suddenly remembered that he was here to find inspiration for creating a sketch, and was hesitating to leave, but he listened to Ling Hu Chong "Ah! It turned out that Tian Boguang didn't wait for him to speak, he had kicked the table open and moved his hands!

"Cousin Yilin, I'll solve the acupoint for you!"

Ling Hu Chong was not Tian Boguang's opponent, so he screamed and threw out a peanut, which hit Yilin's head!

"Ah, I can move!"

Yi Lin covered her head with her hands, and suddenly got up, and the acupoint seemed to be unlocked.

Ling Hu Chong said with a look of ecstasy: "Cousin Yilin, stab him with a sword!" Hearing this, Yi Lin picked up her sword.

Tian Boguang was shocked: "Little master, the monks pay attention to compassion, how can they use a sword to sneak attack?" ”

Yi Lin was right to think about it.

She picked up a porcelain cup and smashed it with a "whoosh"!

"Ahh

Tian Boguang screamed in pain!

Lei Feng: "......"

What a porcelain mug...

Tian Boguang was furious!

But he couldn't get up, and when he saw Yilin bringing a lot of "porcelain cups", he was suddenly shrouded in cups!

"Ping Pong!"

Tian Boguang dodged left and right, but he couldn't leave his position, and after a while, he was smashed all over his head.

"Good!"

Linghu Chong was overjoyed: "Knock him down in one go!" ”

However, as soon as the words "one blow" came out, Hu Chong trembled, and he pressed his ass against the bench hard-

Burst~~

A stench slowly appeared!

Lei Feng retreated!

But Tian Boguang didn't pay attention, he was shocked at this time - it turned out that Yilin was on the side, pouring boiling water into the "porcelain cups"!

"Wow! Don't bring this! ”

Tian Boguang was shocked.

He stared at Yilin picking up the "porcelain cup" full of boiling water, suddenly turned his head and glared at Ling Hu Chong, and then pounced, flashed the "porcelain cup", and threw Ling Hu Chong, who was "about to let go", to the ground!

Bang!

The two landed at the same time.

"Haha! Draw! ”

Tian Boguang got up and laughed!

He first glared at Yilin viciously, and then looked at Ling Hu Chong, who had not yet gotten up.

"What posture is this?"

Tian Boguang looked at Ling Hu Chong.

Lei Feng also looked over-

It's just that Ling Hu Chong is facing down, but his hands are behind his back, and he forcefully presses a bench against his buttocks.

"Ah~~!"

Tian Boguang suddenly shouted!

"What a deep scheming!"

He commanded Hu Chong with his hand, trembling all over, probably remembering the agreement that Ling Hu Chong said before sitting on the fight, "The ass must not leave the bench".

"Ah~~!"

Yilin also reacted!

"Ah~~!"

Ling Hu Chong trembled all over, and desperately used the bench with both hands to resist his ass!

“......”

Lei Feng was on a rampage in his heart, and he really wanted to die headlong......

"I lost..."

Tian Boguang said dejectedly.

He put down the knife, suddenly moved his nose, and then shook his whole body: "What smell?" So familiar! ”

Linghu Chong trembled!

"This taste ......"

Tian Boguang bent down and sniffed towards Linghu, and quickly found the target, but was blocked by a bench.

"Take it away!"

Tian Boguang dragged him to the bench.

"Can't take it!" Linghu Chong grabbed it to death!

"You win this game, you can take it away!"

"Can't take it!"

"Do you want to take it?"

Tian Boguang threw away the knife, flipped Linghu Chong, grabbed the bench with both hands, and dragged it hard-

Tear and pull!

Now, not only the bench, but even Ling Hu Chong's pants were also pulled away!

The words "order" and "fox" appear again!

Lei Feng's eyes widened!

The air in the restaurant shook, and the background music sounded again: "I want to gallop to your arms~~"

The budding chrysanthemums bloom at this moment!

Tian Boguang bore the brunt!

"Chrysanthemums are blooming, flying all over the ground, your smile has turned yellow~~~" The background music changes.

A familiar smell splashed on Tian Boguang's face......

"That's the !!"

Tian Boguang roared!

Lei Feng was completely speechless.

But in a second, the chaotic sound stopped, everyone in the restaurant moved, the air froze, and time seemed to stand still!

As soon as the lights on the second floor were turned on, several young men rushed out from all sides, holding instant noodles in their left hands and a fork in their right hands. With that, the curtain call retreated.

......

The restaurant was restored.

Lei Feng: "......"

Nima ads?

Nima turned out to be an advertisement!

There's even an ad here!!

Lei Feng's heart is full of thousands of *** galloping, and he can't stop at all!!

......

"I'll kill you!"

Lei Feng collapsed here, and Tian Boguang wiped his face, picked up the knife, and rushed towards Linghu!

"it!"

Ling Hu Chong looked back and saw Tian Boguang's dress, and finally remembered it, and was shocked: "It's you!" ”

He suddenly thought of something and immediately covered his ass!

Everyone on the second floor looked sideways.

One of the tables-

"Grandpa, why didn't he block his head, but cover his buttocks?" A little girl wondered.

She was about twelve or thirteen years old, and there sat an old man across from her.

Lei Feng looked at it, and his eyes suddenly widened!

The old man opposite the girl was slightly distracted, and the scene in front of him seemed to evoke his memories, and he muttered for a while: "When Brother Liu Xian first came to me, he probably looked like this...... I can't imagine that Tian Boguang is a thief and likes men, I am really not alone......"

He suddenly looked relieved.

Tian Boguang was furious!

The old man's voice was not light, and every word drifted into everyone's ears, especially Ling Hu Chong's shyness in covering the chrysanthemums like this, which made everyone on the second floor immediately point their fingers.

"Faggot, shut up!"

Tian Boguang glared at the old man.

The granddaughter corrected the mistake and said: "My grandfather's surname is Qu, you have to call Qu Lao." ”

Tian Boguang spurted blood and said angrily: "There is a difference between bending and bending!" ”

Several people sprayed each other, and Lei Feng froze.

"Qu girl?!"

Lei Feng glared at the little girl at the old man's table.

That's right!

The little girl opposite the old man is Qu Feng Ge!

"Damn, I've finally found you!"

Lei Feng suddenly itched at the root of his teeth.

I was so excited that I didn't know what to do, Ling Hu Chong took this opportunity, put on his pants, got up and said, "Brother Tian, listen to my explanation, at the beginning-"

As soon as the word "original" came out, Tian Boguang suddenly shouted and interrupted Ling Hu Chong.

His face was ugly.

"I didn't mention it at the beginning! But this time, you'll have to give me an account! Tian Boguang yelled.

Ling Hu Chong breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

He rummaged through his pocket, took out a roll of tape, and handed it to Tian Boguang: "Fortunately, the master gave it when he went down the mountain." (For details, see the previous chapter in the MV 'Nuns Are Tigers')

Tian Boguang held the tape.

Looks sluggish.

Lei Feng was also stunned.

The "grandfather" who was a girl on the side looked envious: "Today's young people are just able to have fun, but it's a pity that Brother Liu Xian is too conservative and refuses to let me tie up ......"

Tian Boguang's eyes jumped when he heard this, threw the tape, and said frantically: "Confess!" It's an account! Not duct tape! He grabbed Linghu and yelled at the neck, "I'm asking you to give me an explanation!" It's like fighting, how can you fly?! ”

Ling Hu Chong understood.

He sighed: "Brother Tian, don't you know, the younger brother's 'sitting sword' is called the 'stabbing fly sword technique', which was originally practiced by stabbing flies when squatting in the pit, and once it is used, it stinks...... This last trick, the younger brother didn't want to use it, but at the critical moment, he seemed to hear the stool say, 'Fragrant sword stinky sword, it is a good sword to retreat from the enemy', so this trick 'green leaves a fragrance'! ”

Lei Feng wiped a cold sweat.

You are talking nonsense in the name of "stool duke", aren't you afraid that the court will harmonize Huashan?

Linghu Chong became more and more energetic the more he spoke: "I can't blame me for this matter again-"

Tian Boguang was furious when he heard this!

"I want to hear about it!"

He held the hilt of the sword, and he was so angry that every word was like a roar!

However, as soon as Tian Boguang's words fell, Ling Hu Chong jumped up on the spot: "I heard it!" I hear you! You've heard that! ”

Lei Feng's face twitched, and he vaguely thought of something.

Ling Hu Chong looked excited, pointed at Tian Boguang, and shouted: "Brother Tian! This is what you yourself said, 'I want to hear it'! You said it yourself!! ”

He repeated it over and over again!

The alpaca poked its head out again in Lei Feng's heart.

Tian Boguang spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

"Is it 'detailed'?"

Tian Boguang cried.

The background music sounded heavily.

"In your heart, fly freely~~"

Lei Feng is full of black lines!

"No, if I look at it again, my three views will be ruined, what kind of messy dream does this little girl do, I have to beat her well, otherwise my thoughts will not be clear!"

Lei Feng appeared.

Before he could make a move, Yilin and Tian Boguang on the side saw him and shouted, "Ghost! The former fainted with a "bang", and the latter jumped out of the window.

Lei Feng: "......"

Did he find a corner to show his figure, and it was quite hidden, and no one else reacted, these two people were hairy?

By the way, I was hacked to death in that barren mountain before...

But this dream still has a lot of logic!

Lei Feng's heart was bursting.

"Qu girl, come over to me!"

Lei Feng glared at Qu Fengge.

"Young man, do you know my granddaughter?"

The song was silent, and the old man on the side spoke.

"You are?"

"Old man Qu Yang."

Lei Feng: "......"

"Do you know my granddaughter?" Qu Yang said again.

Lei Feng shook his head.

Sou!

A black light flashed, Lei Feng's eyes went black, and he returned to reality again.

Lei Feng: "......"

I'm @#%¥!

"Bang Bang!"

Lei Feng hugged Qu Ya and slapped her ass a few times.

"Brother Xiaoyao, why are you beating me?"

Qufeng Song woke up.

Lei Feng rubbed her little face: "Say, how can it be funnier to sell stretchers?" If you say it, I won't hit you. ”

"Why do you want to sell stretchers?"

Qu Fengge asked.

Lei Feng was stunned when he heard this.

Yes.

Why do you have to sell stretchers?

Although "Selling a Car" finally mentions changing crutches into stretchers, it is not cost-effective to think about it, and it is not enough for manual processing.

Maybe...

You can sell something else.