When he saw Zhu Jun and Zhu Bajie holding a bowl of steaming delicious food and eating fragrantly, Tang Seng could only cry without tears in front of the cold lunch box, and the joy of the golden bell jar protection given to him by the eldest apprentice slowly turned into a complaint. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It wasn't until he saw Sha Seng coming back from fasting, looking at the white-flour steamed buns that were still steaming, Tang Seng broke out directly, stuffing the dry and hard rice particles into his mouth, while constantly muttering something.

Looking at the shape of the mouth, it is definitely not a good thing to say.

I don't know what Sun Wukong saw when he came back was not the master's gratitude, but a lot of complaints, what kind of mood he had.

It should be very heart-wrenching!

Of course, the Kung Pao Chicken Rice Bowl in Zhu Bajie's hand is not eaten for free, but is transformed from his own thirty-six, but for a super foodie, these are nothing.

I don't know if it's because the sky is too high or if the face of the Buddha is too big, the real or false Sun Wukong didn't return overnight, and Zhu Jun could only wait in a daze, no way, he didn't have the ability to open the golden bell jar.

Early in the morning, when Zhu Jun was still sleeping in the tent, Zhu Bajie came in, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and put the pig's head in his ear and said, "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, wake up, wake up." ”

"What? Is Monkey King back? Zhu Jun was really impatient with Zhu Bajie's shake, so he reached out and rubbed his eyes and sat up.

"Senior brother hasn't come back yet, I'll take you to see a good thing." Zhu Bajie squeezed his eyes, and said that he didn't care whether Zhu Junle was happy or not, dragged him out of the tent, and went all the way down the river beach into a small forest, trotted all the way to the other end of the woods, pointed to the small ditch under the woods and said, "You drive quickly, it looks good!" ”

Zhu Jun looked at it at this time, and couldn't help but be stunned, there were actually several smooth young women splashing and playing in the water in the small river ditch.

"How? It's still my old pig who is kind! How can there be less of you with this good thing. Although Zhu Bajie was talking, his eyes were always looking directly at the tempting scene not far away.

Zhu Jun is not a little virgin now, haven't you seen anything? It's just that I didn't expect Zhu Bajie to say that he was looking at this at first, and he soon came back to his senses and yawned boredly, "Your kid's eyes are sharp enough!" You can find such a secret place, why don't you ask your junior brother to come and see it? ”

"He? Forget it! The honest mouth is not strict, and I will tell the master to go in a while, and then I will not be able to calm my ears. Zhu Bajie replied.

Zhu Jun nodded, although the personalities of Tang Seng and the original Journey to the West are very different, but Bajie is lustful, and Sha Seng is really more compatible. It's just that he is strange that so many young and beautiful girls come to bathe in the river in the early morning, aren't they afraid of the cold?

But looking at it, Zhu Jun felt that this scene seemed familiar, and it took a long time to pat his forehead, isn't this just those spider spirits! How did you collide with the real and fake Monkey King?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun stretched out his hand and patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Idiot, it's not up yet, is it difficult to wait for them to seduce you?" ”

"Well, it's not good! I'm a monk......... The shopkeeper is right, it's a hot day, I have to go down and wash........" After speaking, he jumped out from behind the stones, ran to the river beach, and saluted a few young women who were suspected of being spider spirits, "A few female bodhisattvas, can the water be cool?" It's too hot, and my old pig is coming to cool off. ”

After speaking, he began to untie his clothes without saying anything, and only a small pair of pants were left to take off, and with a pop, he jumped down, so frightened that several women hurriedly shrank into a ball, obviously frightened by his dignity.

Zhu Jun originally made a joke, but he didn't expect this thing to even have a fake twist, so he pounced unceremoniously, and couldn't help sighing: "Sure enough, there is a hungry ghost in the color, no wonder he was demoted to the mortal world for molesting Chang'e back then......... Well? Chang'e ........ I wonder how she's doing? Suddenly I missed her a little, this guy dared to tease Chang'e, see how I clean him up when I turn around. ”

"Monsters........" The girls shrank into a ball, far away from Zhu Bajie, looking like they were afraid of being eaten if they got close.

"I'm not a monster, I'm a monk." Zhu Bajie hurriedly explained.

"The monk who looks like you is clearly a monster." One of the handsome women said, and then opened her throat and shouted, "Help, help!" There are youkai! ”

"I'm really not a monster, I'm a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East to the West to learn scriptures, because it's too hot this day, so it's cool and cool, if a few female bodhisattvas don't dislike it, how about we wash it together?" Zhu Bajie wanted to take advantage of half a word, and his eyes had been wandering on the bodies of several women since he got into the water, although most of them were tightly covered, but one or two could still be seen between his fingers.

"You just don't talk about monsters, and you're also a monk with six unclear roots, where is it hot at such an hour? It's clear that I can't peek at my sister not enough to take a bath, and I still want to be Yongqiang. Although the handsome woman was scared, she was not scared stupid, and she could see at a glance that Zhu Bajie was not bad.

"I said it's not a monster, if you don't come, then my old pig will pass." Zhu Bajie said, as soon as he kicked his legs, he swam towards the position of the women, and without waiting for the girls to escape, he pulled one with one hand, and the proficiency of his hands up and down made even Zhu Jun ashamed of himself.

Zhu Jun has always suspected that these women are spider spirits, but when it comes to this, the women have no power to resist, they will only keep trying to break free while shouting for help, is it really wrong to blame them?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun watched it for another two minutes, but the girls still didn't use the demon spell, but cried loudly.........

"Damn, I've really wronged people." Zhu Jun hurriedly jumped out, pointed at Zhu Bajie and shouted: "Bold and demonic, you dare to flirt with a woman from a good family in broad daylight, see that I don't destroy you today to eliminate harm for the people." ”

said, without waiting for Zhu Bajie to answer, he jumped out, using the power of the water dragon to transform the river into a water whip, and whipped Zhu Bajie away.

followed the whole person into the water, looking at the crying pear blossoms and the raining girls, "Don't worry, with me, I won't let that monster bully you." ”

"Thank you, Chief......... Yes! The Taoist chief ........ behind him, and the girls were about to thank him, so they pointed behind Zhu Jun and exclaimed, and followed Tuan Tuan to hide behind him.

Zhu Jun turned around and looked, only to see Zhu Bajie coming back again, pointing at Zhu Jun and scolding, "To be a man, you have to know how to repay your kindness, you are too unauthentic, if it weren't for me, ..........."

Zhu Jun didn't want to be told by Zhu Bajie, otherwise his good image would disappear in an instant, so he raised his hand to hit a few water balloons, which landed on Zhu Bajie, and turned into ice cubes to wrap him in it, "You give you a little power, I really think I can't do anything, damn." ”

"The Taoist is so powerful, thank you for saving your life." Seeing that Zhu Bajie was sealed by Zhu Jun with ice, the girls hurriedly saluted and thanked him.

However, the more this is the case, Zhu Jun began to doubt their identities again, even if a few ordinary girls go down to the river to bathe, shouldn't they protect their private parts when they see strange men? Even if it's a life-saving benefactor, it's not so generous!

Do you want to meet in person?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun asked, "Where are you from?" Why come early in the morning to swim in the river? Could it be the same as the pig demon just now, because it was too hot? ”

"Puff ........." The handsome woman couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, "The Taoist is really joking, although the summer is hot, but the morning in this mountain is still quite cold, and the pig demon said that it is generally hot, and it is obviously greedy for my sister's posture and wants to do that beastly behavior." ”

As he spoke, he walked into Zhu Jun with his chest exposed, smiling shyly, then biting his lip and saying: "My sisters are all farmers in the village next to us, and today is the day when my sisters come of age. If....... The Taoist chief does not dislike it, but he can go back to the village with me........ How many days to stay? ”

Well?

What does this mean?

How many days?

Is it possible to have a little sexual encounter?

As soon as Zhu Jun was about to speak, he only heard the sound of ice cubes breaking behind him, followed by Zhu Bajie's bursting shout, "Zhu Jun, you deceive people too much, just when my old pig doesn't dare to fight back?" ”

"Hey, hey." Zhu Jungan laughed twice, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I thought they were monsters, but they weren't." ”

"What? Are you in a group? The women screamed in fright, and on the other hand, they ran ashore from the other side, grabbed their clothes, and disappeared into the forest.

"Hey....... Don't run! He's not a monster, he's really a monk........." After Zhu Junmu sent the girls away, he swam ashore, walked in front of Zhu Bajie, and said with a wry smile: "I also said it just now, at first I also mistakenly thought that the one who came to take a bath early in the morning must be a monster, so I .......... Don't be angry, they are good women after all, and it's not appropriate for you to do this. ”

"That's right! Those who came to the river to bathe in the early morning in such a cold morning are clearly monsters, and I will go and catch them back.......... "Zhu Bajie finally drove back to foreign meat, and then he gave up like this, and when he heard Zhu Jun say about taking a bath early in the morning, he didn't listen to the words at all, and chased them in the direction where the women disappeared.

"Hey, Bajie, I said they are not monsters, it is the custom here that they come to bathe, hey, Zhu Bajie, your uncle's ........ Feed. No matter how Zhu Jun shouted in the back, Zhu Bajie just turned a deaf ear, and it was typical that he had to eat these women today.

Helpless, Zhu Jun had no choice but to follow, otherwise, this dead pig's head would definitely not show mercy. (To be continued.) )