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Not only can it be written upside down, but it can also be written sideways!

"Come on, Linghu Chong!"

Tian Boguang pulled out his knife!

Linghu Chong broke out in a cold sweat.

He suddenly straightened his color and arched his hand: "Brother Tian, you invite me to eat glutinous rice balls, and I will persuade you with good advice." There are three poisons in this world, the so-called 'nun arsenic golden thread snake, don't touch her if you have eggs or no eggs!' This nun is a poison, arsenic is a poison, and the golden snake is a poison. Among the three poisons in the world, nuns are the first. The male disciples of our Wuyue Sword Sect often talk about it. I'm not stealing people from you, I'm doing it for your own good! ”

Lei Feng almost didn't pia a size 41 shoe to his size 42 face!

It's shameless!

Tian Boguang was stunned when he heard this: "It's not so mysterious, right?" ”

Linghu Chong slapped the table: "Why not?!" As the saying goes, 'When you see a nun, the feces plugs the ass!' I met a nun earlier, and before I could see it, I was ...... Someone took advantage of it! ”

Tian Boguang was taken aback!

Lei Feng looked at his face and probably heard "When I see a nun, the feces block the ass!" Remembering the previous incident, he was clutching his stomach and seemed to want to vomit.

After a while, Tian Boguang raised his head, put down the knife, shook his head and said: "Brother Linghu, I won't let people go, but when you are a friend, the so-called friend's wife, you are not allowed to play, if you want to marry this little nun, you will let it go to you!" ”

Ling Hu Chong nodded hurriedly: "Okay, good!" ”

Tian Boguang jumped three feet high and said angrily: "Okay, you guy, you really want to deceive me!" You stand up for me, I'm going to duel with you! ”

Lei Feng was on the side, almost squirting out a mouthful of salt soda!

I saw that Ling Hu Chong was also dumbfounded, and said in a daze: "How is it different from the script?" ”

Tian Boguang: "You get up for me!" ”

Linghu Chong: "Don't afford it!" ”

Tian Boguang sang: "Rise up, people who don't want to be slaves!" ”

Linghu Chong stiffened, and stood up tremblingly under Lei Feng's sluggish gaze, but without waiting for Tian Boguang to rush, he hurriedly sat down and shouted: "Brother Tian, why don't we sit and compare?" ”

As soon as he was nervous, his lower abdomen shrank, and as soon as the chrysanthemum bloomed, he had the urge to surrender (Xiang)!

Tian Boguang was stunned for a moment, then nodded and shouted-

"Come!"

Tian Boguang sat down, and the sword flashed!

Linghu Chong saw that Tian Boguang really wanted to make a move, and shouted again for a while: "The gentleman doesn't do it!" My master is a 'gentleman's sword', and there are little nuns here, so we are fighting and singing, and the public judges present will judge the winner! ”

Lei Feng almost fell on his heels!

Where did it come from?

Also public judging......

Lei Feng really admired the song of the song.

And over there, Tian Boguang was stunned for a moment, but agreed to it!

So the two sides sat down, and the fox rushed through the black clothes, so he sang first.

Lei Feng's eyes widened......

At this time, the background music played...... Lei Feng was a big sweater first, and then he actually heard it, and it was the prelude to Li Na's version of "Women are Tigers" he taught!

In Lei Feng's dull gaze, Ling Hu Chong opened his mouth-

"Linghu rushed down the mountain to collect debts, Yue Buqun has duct tape (confession)!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the light dimmed.

The world of the restaurant was reversed, and it appeared in the wild for a while!

I saw a middle-aged man, bringing a bundle of tape and handing it to Ling Huchong, who was singing-it was the head of Huashan, Yue Buqun, the Hong Kong version of "Smiling Proud Jianghu"!

"What's this, what's this...... Or is it a MV!! ”

"And it's in 3D!!"

"There are even subtitles!"

Lei Feng was completely stunned!

In the picture, Yue Buqun sang to Linghu Chong: "The nun of Hengshan is a tiger, and if you encounter it, you must avoid it!" ”

This connection is "Linghu rushed down the mountain to collect debts, Yue Buqun has duct tape (confession): The nun of Hengshan is a tiger, and if you meet it, you must avoid it!" ”！

Lei Feng didn't have time to be speechless, the picture was everything!

Ling Hu Chong's figure appeared in many places-

"After begging for village after village, Ling Hu Chong secretly wondered (kicked): Why don't nuns beat people, they look quite cute?"

Lei Feng was shocked to find that when he sang the "Secretly Figured" of "Secretly Figured", the MV subtitle jumped, and suddenly it became "kick"; In the picture, Yue Buqun's back appeared, and he was kicked by Linghu Chong, and then this kid rushed to a little nun, switching from close to close, and it was really Yilin!

Lei Feng's eyes were almost blinded!

And the picture switched again, and Yue Buqun climbed back:

Yue Buqun quietly told his apprentice:

Such nuns are the most powerful! ”

Swish!

This time, the camera focused on Ling Hu Chong and came to the final close-up:

Ling Hu Chong's face turned pale with fright:

Master! Yayaya

The nun has broken into my heart~ Heart! ”

......

The end of the song.

“......”

Lei Feng's jaw was about to drop, and he couldn't speak.

The scene in sight was also restored to the restaurant, but the public judges (guests on the second floor) applauded.

Lei Feng was the only one, messy in the wind......

"Ahem!"

At this time, Tian Boguang on the side coughed twice, and with a short knife dance, he actually dismembered a table on the side and carved it into a big "8"!

Syllable!

Tian Boguang threw the word "8" with a flying knife and nailed it to the wall!

This scene is very familiar!

Lei Feng recognized that the word "8" was actually the symbol of a music variety show "I am a singer" in this world.

The scene is quiet!

Tian Boguang smiled slightly, and in a Xinjiang tone, "eh" made the prelude: "Eh~Eh~Eh~~~"

Lei Feng suddenly heard the source of this song again, and held back the pain for a while.

Tian Boguang was standing on the stage alone, his feet were full of Liby laundry detergent ("I am a singer" title product), countless lights hit his face, the obscene smile bloomed, and at the same time, the same voice appeared when Lei Feng imitated Hu Yanbin:

"From Hengshan to Hengyang, there is a girl named Yilin;"

"Someone is saying that she will recite sutras to make you younger;"

"If you get her prayers, you will never grow old;"

"For this, magical legend, I'm going to try to find-"

"Yilin~Mysterious Yilin~Yilin~Yilin~"

"Yilin~Mysterious Yilin~~ I must find her;"

"Yilin~ Mysterious Yilin! Yilin~Yilin~~"

"Yilin~Mysterious Yilin~~ I must find her! I、I must find her~! ”

......

Lei Feng listened until he finished listening and returned to the restaurant, but he had not yet lifted the petrification.

"Girl Yelia"!

Tong Anger's song!

Adapted by Hu Yanbin and sung on "I Am a Singer", Lei Feng taught Qu Yatou and Xian Xian is Hu Yanbin's version.

Can lyrics ......

How can it be "Mysterious Yilin"?

"Someone is saying that she will recite the scriptures and make you younger", I just rubbed it!

Destroy my three views!!

Lei Feng has always known that Qu Yatou's dream is quite nonsensical, not quite the same as a normal person...... But Lei Feng never thought that he would be so thunderous!

At this moment, there was only one word echoing in Lei Feng's mind:

Murderous!!

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The "public judges" began to applaud again.

Under Lei Feng's sluggish gaze, the "public judges" began to vote, except for Yilin, a total of 13 people stood behind Ling Hu Chong, and at the same time, 13 people stood behind Tian Boguang-

1：1！

Flat!

The two sides met each other and the battle ended in a draw!