Su Xiaomeng thought that even the Jade Emperor had to give three points to the god of Murong was not afraid of Fairy Chang'e, but he didn't expect that when Fairy Chang'e came to find the jade rabbit, God Murong became a turtle with a shrunken head!

Su Xiaomeng's jaw is about to fall off! Which one is the second thing hiding behind his own back, pulling his little sleeves and covering his face?

Su Xiaomeng pulled back her little sleeves, turned around and helped the shivering cheap master to urge: "Master, Fairy Chang'e is here to call the door!" Hurry up and pick up customers! ”

In other words, Su Xiaomeng, is it really good for you to use the word "picking up customers......

Hua Murong hugged his apprentice rattle and shook his head: "No! Kill the teacher and don't go out! ”

Uh-huh? So strong? Su Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows, looked at the cheap master in front of her with a gloating expression and replied, "Since that's the case, then I'll beat you to death and drag you out." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Hua Murong's eyes widened in disbelief, and he raised his slender and white finger and pointed at his apprentice so angry that he couldn't speak, and the little finger trembled rhythmically, trembling, shaking, and shaking.

Scoundrel, scoundrel!

Su Xiaomeng couldn't stand her master's nest.

Master, you are a god of wood! That wooden face who stomped on the ground and trembled three times! When the Jade Emperor saw it, he had to give three points of courtesy to Mu Rong! That demon lord has to bow down when he sees it!

1. Virtue is highly respected, everyone admires the god who turns his hands into clouds and covers his hands for rain, is it necessary to be afraid of a woman and be afraid of being like this?

Su Xiaomeng pondered, it must have been the master who did something unseemly and was tricked!

So Su Xiaomeng crossed her chest with her hands and asked, "Master, you just recruited it, what did you do to Fairy Chang'e?" ”

Hua Murong blinked her beautiful eyes, tilted her head, stretched out her bony hands and counted very seriously: "Lack of virtue, count for the teacher, one, two, five, ten......"

Get! This is still a repeat offender!

Then Hua Murong told the lack of morality he had done to Fairy Chang'e, and Su Xiaomeng laughed and slapped the table when he heard it.

Here's the thing.

I think that when Fairy Chang'e was just ranked in the fairy class, she was still an innocent, kind and lovely girl who didn't know anything.

Xiao Chang'e, who had just entered the heavenly court and got lost, happened to meet Mu Rong Shangshen who was looking in the mirror, so she replied shyly and gently asked where her Guanghan Palace was.

Then Xiao Chang'e entered the Erlang Temple!

It's nothing to enter the Erlang Temple by mistake, but it just so happened that the Roaring Sky Dog happened to be in front of the temple to watch the door, so Xiao Chang'e was bitten half to death, and she couldn't get out of bed for half a month while lying on the bed!

Poor little Chang'e's slender and white legs are full of tooth marks!

What woman doesn't love beauty? What's more, it's Cardamom Fangnian's little Chang'e? So Xiao Chang'e, who originally had a good impression of Mu Rong, no longer had that charming mind.

After Xiao Chang'e recovers from her illness, the peach festival will follow.

Xiao Chang'e was fortunate to dance the opening dance of the peach event, at the event, Xiao Chang'e twisted Xiao Man's waist, turned into a soft finger, stretched her sleeves, and danced so that the immortals were fascinated! Even the Jade Emperor couldn't take his eyes off it!

However, just when Xiao Chang'e was dancing to the fullest, Mu Rong Shangshen said extremely squeamishly: "Fairy, your clothes are torn." ”

Little Chang'e looked down, ahhhh Not good! The wide sleeves danced too hard, and a hole was pulled out under the armpit, revealing Xiao Chang'e's fair and smooth carcass!

Xiao Chang'e's face turned green in an instant, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, pulled her sleeves to cover up and got off the stage, and this dance fell imperfectly.

Since then, Xiao Chang'e has held a grudge against Murong Shangshen.

Mu Rong Shangshen didn't know that he was hated by Xiao Chang'e.

The moon cakes of the Mid-Autumn Festival are provided by the Guanghan Palace, and all the immortals have moon cakes, even the roaring dogs of Erlang Shen's house, and he is the only one who does not have a god.

Mu Rong was unhappy, and went directly to Guanghan Palace to ask for it shamelessly, but he didn't expect Xiao Chang'e to come directly and say: "This fairy is for the dog to eat, and it won't be given to you!" ”

Mu Rongshang is furious! No one in his life has dared to speak to him like that!

Mu Rong felt that little Chang'e was provoking his divine might, and in a fit of rage, he set fire to Fairy Chang'e's bedroom, and as a result, Fairy Chang'e lived in the deserted courtyard of the heavenly realm for a month!

For a month, mosquito bites are counted, dead rats are all over the ground, and a musty smell is counted, and Xiao Chang'e was bitten by a poisonous snake and lay in bed for half a month!

Xiao Chang'e really felt that she was very sad, and scolded Mu Rong Shangshen thousands of times in her heart!

But I didn't expect even worse things to follow!

It wasn't until Xiao Chang'e went back that she found out that the dormitory where she originally lived was changed to a public toilet by Mu Rong Shangshen, or the kind that didn't charge!

Xiao Chang'e was so angry, she played the Jade Emperor directly, but she didn't think about it, the Jade Emperor also had a share!

Recently, the financial crisis in the heavenly realm has been very serious, the public toilets are charged indiscriminately, and the immortals are complaining, and the twists and turns are like a tide like a sea, and the Jade Emperor is very upset!

Then Mu Rong Shangshen said lightly: "The god sees that the dormitory of Fairy Chang'e has been destroyed, why don't you change it to a public toilet?" It can also save a lot of money. ”

All the immortals said: "Very good, very good." ”

Then the Jade Emperor approved the excerpt, and Xiao Chang'e's bedroom was changed to a public toilet.

Seeing that Xiao Chang'e's originally stunning little face was bitten by mosquitoes and poisonous insects, the Jade Emperor couldn't bear it, and it happened that the Heavenly Realm was developing the moon, so the Jade Emperor made Xiao Chang'e the first resident.

So Xiao Chang'e took her little attendant alone and lived in the spacious Guanghan Palace.

I thought that there would be people living in the future again, but I didn't expect that the real estate in the Celestial Realm has developed very well in recent years, and all the immortal families are willing to live in the comfortable and lively Celestial Realm rather than go to the cold moon.

Xiao Chang'e felt that she was kicked into the cold palace like an abandoned woman in the deep palace, and the initiator was the Mu Rong God who killed a thousand knives!

Slowly, little Chang'e became a big Chang'e, knowing that Mu Rong Shangshen was a character that she couldn't provoke, so she swallowed her anger and stopped picking on Mu Rong's fault, but she didn't expect Mu Rong Shangshen to run to provoke her by herself!

Fairy Chang'e got a Baolian magic lamp, and was shamelessly borrowed by Mu Rong to play with it for two days, and then never returned it, and Fairy Chang'e didn't dare to ask for it. That's not the end of it.

Fairy Chang'e won the ancient chess game, and Mu Rong Shangshen wanted to try this chess under the pretext that the Jade Emperor was superb in chess, and Fairy Chang'e had to give it away.

What's even more odious is that Fairy Chang'e's first love, Hou Yi, bought a pigeon-sized diamond ring for her, but she was also deceived by Mu Rongshangshen's words!

Intermittently, Fairy Chang'e's Guanghan Palace became more and more shabby, but Fairy Chang'e dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, who let that person be a god of Murong!

Once, when the god Murong heard that Fairy Chang'e had a baby, he thought about it for a long time.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves, and you are afraid of thieves.

On a night when the moon was dark and the wind was high and he couldn't see his five fingers, Mu Rong Shangshen sneaked into the Guanghan Palace, rummaged left and right in the Chang'e fairy room, and couldn't find the baby, only vaguely knew that the baby was probably a piece of cloth.

Mu Rong Shangshen had to return in vain, and was about to exit the door, but was attracted by a delicate small box next to the bed, so Mu Rong Shangshen opened the small box.

The fabric is strange, there are a few straps, and the fabric is embroidered with delicate patterns, but it feels surprisingly good.

As soon as Fairy Chang'e returned to the room, she saw a tall, thin man standing in her bedroom, and the man was still holding her belly pocket to look closely.

"Ahh A scream resounded through the sky, and the attendants of the Guanghan Palace heard it......

Then Mu Rong was arrested.

Afterwards, the Jade Emperor tactfully gave Mu Rong Shangshen an enlightenment lesson, and Mu Rong Shangshen knew that the bodies of men and women were different, and he also understood what the belly pocket he stole that night was.

Mu Rong felt ashamed, so he tried his best to avoid Fairy Chang'e. Fairy Chang'e felt that it was just Mu Rong's god to take away her treasure, and even wanted to touch her innocence! It's too much! So Fairy Chang'e no longer swallowed her anger, and looked for Mu Rong's stubble when she had nothing to do.

Mu Rongshangshen was hindered by the embarrassment of that night and tolerated Fairy Chang'e in various ways, but Fairy Chang'e became more and more arrogant and intensified. Sometimes when Mu Rong Shangshen was so angry that she wanted to reach out to kill her, she would mention the events of that night, and then Mu Rong Shangshen lost his combat power in an instant.

From then on, the god of Murong was respectful of Fairy Chang'e, and how far away he was.

Confucius said: Only villains and women in the world are difficult to raise.

That's true. Can't you provoke the god and can't hide?

After listening to her master's "glorious deeds", Su Xiaomeng was stunned and laughed for a long time.

I don't even know about my belly pocket! He deserves to be an old bachelor who has been fighting for more than 30,000 years!

Wha, she's going to die laughing......

Su Xiaomeng simply sat on the ground and pounded the ground while laughing, as if she had eaten Xuanmai and couldn't stop at all!

Hua Murong watched his apprentice sitting on the ground and laughed at him fiercely, and he really wanted to grab the little apprentice and throw it to Huaguo Mountain!

Su Xiaomeng wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and asked with a smile, "Master, how does the belly pocket feel?" ”

Hua Murong silently recalled: "Hmm...... It's slippery...... Very soft......"

"Wahahahaha......" Su Xiaomeng burst into laughter again!

Only then did Hua Murong understand that the little apprentice was deliberately squeezing him, but he couldn't help it, and sulked alone.

After Su Xiaomeng had laughed enough, Fairy Chang'e had been patting the door for a long time, and Su Xiaomeng couldn't help but persuade: "Master, hurry up and get out!" A true warrior dares to face the dripping blood and dare to face the bleak life! ”

Hua Murong said: "Don't go!" I am a god, not a warrior! ”

Su Xiaomeng simply dragged up Hua Murong, and said while mopping: "Hurry up!" If you don't go, I'll kill you! ”

Hua Murong hugged the table leg: "Don't go!" You just kill you as a teacher and you don't go! ”

During the pulling, only a "boom" sound was heard, as if the door of the Murong Hall had been kicked open by a fairy......