Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng roasted the jade rabbit of Fairy Chang'e, and when Fairy Chang'e learned about it, they came directly to the door!

Hua Murong's behavior of clinging to the table leg and pretending to be an ostrich was despised by Su Xiaomeng N times, and in the end, Su Xiaomeng understood the righteousness and went forward bravely to face the battle. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Su Xiaomeng thought that this was a tearing war of nine deaths and one life, but in the end it turned into a sisterhood that reunited after a long absence.

Why? Because this fairy Chang'e is Su Xiaomeng's long-lost elementary school classmate!

That's right, it's the female man who can resist thousands of troops with one punch when she was a child!

Anyway, how did Chang'e die in the first place? It's normal for people to die, but the bus was brave enough to subdue the gangsters, and the bus driver accidentally stepped on the wrong brake and died!

Moreover, she was the only one in the car who was killed! Nothing else has happened!

For Mao? She's a hero! Don't all heroes deserve to be famous in history and live a long life? This baby is not convinced!

So it's fate! After she died, Su Xiaomeng cried for a whole month, and used up a full thirty boxes of tissues to wipe away her tears and snot!

Ouch, the friendship between these two sisters, it is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea!

So after Fairy Chang'e repaired the gate of the Murong Palace, she directly moved in generously!

Although Hua Murong didn't like it, he was very happy when he looked at the apprentice, he frowned and didn't say anything, Hua Liuliu, as a waiter, didn't intervene.

But the day after Chang'e moved in, Hua Murong regretted it!

Because Chang'e was stunned to eat and sleep with Su Xiaomeng, the two of them couldn't pull it off like conjoined babies!

Hua Murong said that he was very jealous, quite when he was a peacock at the beginning, but he always slept in his bed! Since turning into a human form, Su Xiaomeng has never shared a bed with him again!

And this Chang'e, as soon as she came, entered his apprentice's room! Got into his apprentice's bed!

How could he not be jealous? How can you not be jealous?

Also, since Chang'e's little girl moved in, Murong Shangshen has been reduced to the point that he has to do everything himself!

For example, when he got up in the morning, his apprentice folded the quilt for him, the apprentice gave him clothes, the apprentice gave him a clean face, and the apprentice combed his hair!

Now Mu Rong Shangshen folded the quilt into a triangle! The clothes are worn backwards inside and out! I didn't even wash my face! Even a few strands of hair were broken!

Hua Murong felt that he was about to become a fallen god!

For another example, when he was eating, his apprentice would be very intimate with him, although most of them were something he didn't like to eat, but as long as it was a dump, even if it was leftovers, he thought it was delicious!

But now? His own apprentice is now only caring about that little sister, and the two of them are chatting about this and that at the dinner table, he and Hua Liuliu are silently picking up rice with the same disease, so it is not lonely!

For another example, his apprentices used to sleep lazily with him, but now they get up early with Chang'e every day to run and lose weight!

Weight loss? What kind of fat to lose? His apprentice is very thin, okay! The only fat one is that Chang'e!

In fact, Chang'e is also thin and tall, with a graceful figure, but now in the eyes of Hua Murong, the only person he can call good-looking is Su Xiaomeng! Everything else is ugly!

Hua Murong has a deep resentment!

His own apprentice was originally so well-behaved, but he was taken crooked by Chang'e, and he learned not to return at night!

No home at night! What a terrible word!

Hua Murong instantly turned into a stern father who disciplined a girl with bad discipline, staring at the whereabouts of his apprentices, and immediately jumped out to rescue Su Xiaomeng from fire and water!

However, you must remember that Hua Murong is a second commodity who has more than enough success and more than failure!

Just like that day, Su Xiaomeng and Chang'e were in the wild shabu shabu with high spirits, Hua Murong pulled a grass to cover his handsome face and followed him all the way, and then saw Su Xiaomeng exhale after eating the hot pot, and said that he couldn't stand it anymore while exhaling.

Hua Murong estimated that Chang'e must have given her apprentice some poison!

Then Hua Murong immediately jumped out and smashed the steaming hot pot with a wave of his sleeve!

Su Xiaomeng was stunned! Chang'e is furious!

I saw Chang'e staring at a pair of beautiful eyes, walking up to Hua Murong in three or two steps and asking angrily, "Why did you smash our hot pot?" ”

Hua Murong also asked Chang'e confidently: "Why did you drug my apprentice?" ”

Not only was Chang'e momentarily stunned, but Su Xiaomeng was also a second monk who was confused.

You said that she was having a good time with her young lady in shabu-shabu, but she was disturbed by the cheap master who jumped out of the grass! What else did Chang'e say about drugging her, and what medicine could Chang'e give her? How could Chang'e drug her?

They are good sisters!

Su Xiaomeng was thinking about it, but was pulled to her by her own master, stretched out her little finger and pointed at her face and asked Chang'e fiercely: "Look at her, she has tears and a runny nose, and she shouts that she can't stand it, do you dare to say that you didn't drug her?" ”

Chang'e was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud with her stomach in her hands, and explained while panting with laughter: "Your apprentice can't eat spicy food by himself, why do you blame me for drugging her?" ”

Hua Murong couldn't react in an instant, Su Xiaomeng sniffed and wiped her tears, and quickly pulled her master's sleeve with an embarrassed face and explained: "What, master, let's eat, the apprentice was just so spicy that he couldn't help but cry and couldn't bear it...... That's it......"

Hua Murong's handsome face turned red instantly, and Su Xiaomeng reminded very "kindly": "Master, your face has become a monkey's ass!" “

Hua Murong not only reddened his old face, but even his neck was red, and he said: "It's not big or small, how can you say that you are a teacher?" Okay, the teacher is going to do the laundry, go first...... "After that, he lifted his sleeves and fled.

Su Xiaomeng and Chang'e glanced at each other, holding their stomachs and laughing.

This cheap master, don't you want to be so cute!

After Hua Murong lost his old face, he was even more displeased with Chang'e, and dragged his apprentices all day long to do some things he didn't understand, such as what jazz dance, what tai chi boxing, and what badminton rackets he used to make with his 10,000-year-old cocoon silk, he felt that the distance from his own apprentices was getting farther and farther away......

But fortunately, Chang'e is going back to her Guanghan Palace today, and his apprentice can finally return to his side!

Hua Murong was excited when he thought about it, and he ate an extra bowl of rice!

But Hua Murong, who was sitting in the room, felt that something was wrong when he waited.

Didn't your own apprentice say that he would send Fairy Chang'e back, why did the sun go down and not come back?

Hua Murong couldn't sit still, so he simply waved his sleeves and went to Guanghan Palace.

As a result, as soon as I arrived at the Guanghan Palace, I saw my apprentice and Chang'e sitting on the high roof, singing about wine and singing, and what is the geometry of life.

Hua Murong is angry!

His apprentices actually drank! Actually drank behind his back! Actually drank with others behind his back!

So Hua Murong waved his sleeves and directly cut Chang'e's roof, then picked up the apprentice and flew away, leaving Chang'e lying in the ruins and gritting her teeth with a dirty face: "Hua Murong, you wait for the old lady!" ”

Su Xiaomeng only felt that she was still on the roof one second, and the next second she was held in the arms of her master.

The night was very windy, and the arms of the cheap master were very warm, so Su Xiaomeng couldn't help but squeeze into Hua Murong's arms.

There was a faint mint fragrance on the master's body, which smelled very pleasant, and Su Xiaomeng couldn't help but sniff it fiercely.

Looking up, the moonlight was very bright, and the master's long hair was blown up by the wind, gently brushing Su Xiaomeng's face like satin. Su Xiaomeng looked at her master's beautiful side face blankly, and couldn't help but touch it.

As a result, as soon as the soles of Hua Murong's feet slipped, the master and apprentice had a tendency to fall, but fortunately, Hua Murong stabilized his mind and flew up again, and said to Su Xiaomeng in his arms: "Apprentice, don't flirt as a teacher!" ”

Su Xiaomeng looked up at his master's face and turned into a monkey's butt again, feeling that his master was like a mimosa, and he would be shy if he poked it, so Su Xiaomeng used the strength of the wine to poke all the way to Murong Palace.

As soon as he arrived at Murong Palace, Hua Murong pulled the drunk Su Xiaomeng off his body, Su Xiaomeng didn't let go, and looked at Hua Murong with tears on his face and shouted affectionately: "Xianggong!" ”

Hua Murong felt that he was instantly struck by the thunder, what? His own apprentices call him a father-in-law? This, this, this...... That's not good......

Then Su Xiaomeng looked at Hua Murong affectionately and shouted: "Xianggong, I'm Su Zhen!" Don't believe that bad old man Fahai, he coveted my beauty and love and couldn't help but break us up! ”

Hua Murong felt that the amount of information was too much! Su Jin?! Fahai?! Love but can't?! Break up?!

Hua Murong couldn't help but touch Su Xiaomeng's head, didn't he drink his brain? He knew that Chang'e Nannizi was not a good thing! What kind of alcohol do your apprentices drink when they are still minors?

Su Xiaomeng covered her forehead as if she was possessed by a white snake, and her face was painful: "Not good! That damn Fahai gave me realgar! I'm going to transform! Xianggong, don't be afraid! Lady, although I am a snake demon, I will not harm you after all! ”

Snake Demon? His wife...... Oh no! Isn't his apprentice a peacock demon?

I saw Su Xiaomeng really twisting and twisting on the ground like a snake, rolling and rolling!

Hua Murong is not good! How is this futile talking nonsense?

Then Hua Murong picked up the apprentice and put him on the bed, cast a spell to clean Su Xiaomeng's body, and turned around to leave, but was pulled to the bed by Su Xiaomeng's paws, hugged him tightly, and his legs were still clamped tightly!

Hua Murong struggled hard, swearing to die, but Su Xiaomeng was stunned to entangle Hua Murong to death, and murmured while entanglement: "Xianggong, I'm Su Zhen, don't leave me, the child can't live without a father......"

Hua Murong struggled, so he had to give up, and thought about it, anyway, when his own apprentice was still a peacock, he didn't share the same bed with him, and now it's not bad to go back to the past.

So Hua Murong was so tired that he fell asleep. However, Su Xiaomeng was very restless when she slept, and when she fell asleep, Hua Murong felt that one foot stretched out to her handsome face, and she pulled it off fiercely, and the foot stretched out again, so repeatedly, Hua Murong also lost the strength to toss, so she simply fell asleep by that foot.

Su Xiaomeng was woken up by fright! Originally, she was dreaming that she would become a white lady and Xu Xianqingqing, but she heard a scream like a pig: "Ah!!! ”

Su Xiaomeng opened her sleepy eyes and took a look, but saw Hua Liuliu pushing open the door and covering her mouth, looking at her with a gloomy face.

Su Xiaomeng reflexively looked at herself, but saw that there was an extra master next to her at some point, and the cheap master's head was still nesting on her chest, and she slept so sweetly.

So, Su Xiaomeng also let out a high-decibel scream: "Ah!!! ”

Hua Murong was half dead by two screams, and when he opened his beautiful eyes, he saw his own apprentice looking at him with a shocked face.

Su Xiaomeng said indignantly: "Master, why are you in the apprentice's bed? “

Hua Murong said: "Apprentice, when you were still a peacock, didn't you share the same bed with the teacher?" “

Su Xiaomeng's face flushed, can peacocks compare with people? So he complained with an accusatory face: "Master, you are shameless! ”

Hua Murong grinned and showed the standard eight silver teeth, and said very seriously: "What is toothless, there are teeth for the teacher......"

Su Xiaomeng: ......

Can she strangle her own master and abscond in fear of crime?