Chapter 10: Prince, Your Pants Are Off
Since that morning, Su Xiaomeng found out that her master had shamelessly woken up from her own bed, and swore to Chairman Mao that she would never drink again!
And her hands and feet neatly laid a net outside her room, fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-master!
Hua Murong felt that his apprentice had a very serious paranoia of being killed! Didn't you just sleep in her bed? As for not even letting him in the door?
Anyway, he's the victim! His own apprentices sleep unsteadily, from time to time there is a "big shift", from time to time there is a "mountain and sea", and from time to time there is a "Nine Yin White Bone Claw......
Look at his handsome face, which is overwhelming the country and the city, all ruined by the five fingerprints and footprints of his own apprentices!
The peach festival is coming, how can you make him worthy of the envy, jealousy and hatred of the immortals?
It's not his fault that he's handsome, but it's his fault that he doesn't know how to cherish being handsome!
But he still has a conscience, and for him to concentrate on studying in the laboratory for three whole days, I made him a unique mask in the world!
In this regard, Hua Murong was very pleased, and chattered in front of Hua Liuliu for several days, and Hua Liuliu was a little disgusted with him!
But fortunately, Su Xiaomeng's mask is very effective, and Hua Murong's face is back to the "heyday"!
Then Hua Murong took out his small mirror and looked at it, and looked at it, and from time to time he said: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" ”
Hua Murong is really hopeless! You can't save it with medicine!
However, the happiest is Su Xiaomeng, the peach conference! A buffet-like peach conference!
She seemed to be able to see big and sweet peaches standing in front of her, and said to her with all kinds of charming eyes: "Come, come and eat me......"
Su Xiaomeng's dog blood is boiling!
Therefore, Su Xiaomeng was extremely serious about this peach conference, and she was stunned to pester the master to ask for the flowing yarn skirt at the bottom of the box!
This yarn skirt is not ordinary, it is said that the Weaver Girl relied on this yarn skirt to become an instant hit! Later, in order to remember the turning point in her life, the Weaver Girl put this flowing gauze skirt in the treasure pavilion and offered it, no one could touch it, and no one could see it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
So why did this dress, which was so important to the Weaver Girl, end up in the hands of Murong Shangshen?
So the saying "women in love are idiots" really makes sense!
It is said that after the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd were separated by the Queen Mother with the Milky Way, the Weaver Girl thought day and night, and in the end, Silang couldn't help but ask for help from Murong God.
Mu Rong Shangshen helped the Weaver Girl to meet the Cowherd and gave her a flowing gauze skirt as a reward.
However, in the end, the owner of this flowing gauze skirt became Su Xiaomeng!
Therefore, it is really good to have a great god as a master.
Su Xiaomeng looked in the mirror, the white and slightly clear skirt color, the skirt was ankle-length, like a waterfall straight down, and she turned around as if she could bring a splash.
It's worthy of my niece's fame, it's great!
As soon as Hua Murong saw Su Xiaomeng wearing a flowing gauze skirt, her eyes seemed to be attached to Su Xiaomeng's body, and she couldn't pick them off!
Sure enough, people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold, this is just a flowing gauze skirt that actually sets off Su Xiaomeng's temperament as a goddess!
Hua Liuliu also looked straight, in Hua Liuliu's eyes, Su Xiaomeng was not a mother at all! And today's Su Xiaomeng is stunned to be many times more beautiful than the Hundred Flowers Fairy!
When Hua Murong pulled his apprentice into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he was very successful in stealing the limelight from Su Xiaomeng!
Hey, hey, hey! Too Platinum Star What's the matter with you? It's still old and not serious! Watch out for me to let the dog bite you!
And the old moon on the left! What are you doing with that lewd expression? He's alone! No one wants to hit her!
Jiro God! Take care of yourself and your dog!
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If he could, Hua Murong really wanted to cut out those people's eyeballs and step on them as a cannon!
Say the important thing three times! Su Xiaomeng is his! Su Xiaomeng is his! Su Xiaomeng is his!
Su Xiaomeng successfully harvested a piece of envy, and sat down with the master with a full sense of achievement.
The opening dance of the peach festival is still Chang'e Fairy, a neon dress and feather coat is eye-catching, a face is like a flower and jade to attract people's hearts, the end of the song, the dance is over, the tide is like the sea, endless.
Fairy Chang'e really deserves to be the lead dancer!
Although most people were amazed by the fiery fairy Chang'e, there were also people who admired Su Xiaomeng, who was plain white and inconspicuous.
For example, flowers and trees.
From the time Su Xiaomeng wore the upper gauze skirt to the present, Hua Murong's eyes have not been taken away. Isn't there some kind of magic spell on this flowing gauze skirt that can stick all the eyeballs?
Hua Murong felt that the more he looked at it, the more beautiful he became, he couldn't get tired of seeing it, and he couldn't get enough of it, especially those big eyes, which were wet like a fawn, and they were so cute.
So, Su Xiaomeng kept looking at Chang'e, and Hua Murong kept looking at Su Xiaomeng.
As far as Hua Murong's unabashed gaze clearly revealed the information that "the apprentice is mine", it is difficult for others to understand!
So much so that the male immortals who originally had thoughts about Su Xiaomeng simply dispelled the thoughts in their hearts.
The woman who robbed Mu Rong of God thinks she has lived too long, right?
After Fairy Chang'e stepped down, she wanted to catch up with Su Xiaomeng, but she was so frightened by Hua Murong's expression of "If you dare to come, I will kill you".
Last time, Hua Murong cut her house, and she repaired it for a month! She really didn't want to mess with this evil god.
Without Chang'e's stage, it doesn't look good. Su Xiaomeng had no choice but to move her gaze to the table in front of her.
I wanted to taste this legendary fairy brew, but I was slapped off by my own master! Su Xiaomeng had no choice but to withdraw her hand stupidly.
The Jade Emperor is really stingy, there are only a few peaches per person, and it is not enough to stuff the teeth!
Su Xiaomeng couldn't sit still after eating the fairy peach, bent over and sneaked out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, heading straight to the Pan Tao Garden!
Hua Murong felt that Pan Tao would be really boring, so he let Su Xiaomeng go.
Su Xiaomeng came to Pan Taoyuan, like a monkey, look at this peach tree, look at that peach tree, as if she has no way to put her mouth down.
But this time Su Xiaomeng learned a lesson, no longer "making marks", but going down one peach tree after another to pick the best food!
So Su Xiaomeng sat on the high peach tree, waving her little feet and devouring the peaches attentively!
But it is said that the youngest son of the old dragon king of the East China Sea, Ao Beibei, also participated in the peach event, but Ao Beibei is only three hundred years old, and he is still a seven or eight-year-old child in the world.
Ao Beibei, this kid is quite naughty, and relying on the care of the old dragon king and the love of his sisters, he has done a lot of bad things!
For example, on the birthday of the old dragon king of the East China Sea, the banquet invited the immortals from all over the world to gather together, and Ao Beibei took advantage of the unpreparedness to put itchy powder in the wine, and it is said that all the immortals who had drunk the wine went back to itch, and they were stunned to break their own skin!
For example, Ao Beibei, who followed his father to the heavenly realm, met the roaring dog of Erlang Shen's family barked at him a few times, so Ao Beibei threw a bone with laxatives, and from then on, the roaring dog never dared to bark at Ao Beibei!
For example, one day Ao Beibei went to Guanyin's house in the South China Sea to play, and saw that Guanyin's house had a small pond, so he had the idea of fishing, but the fish was quite spiritual, but he didn't take the bait, so Ao Beibei had the audacity to poison the fish in that pool!
There are a lot of things like this, right now, Ao Beibei is wandering around the peach orchard, strolling around, and when he was strolling, he was smashed in the head by a peach core!
Since he was a child, he has been beware of the old dragon king, and the little prince Ao Beibei, who has been pampered by his eight sisters as a baby, where has he ever been attacked like this?
Ao Beibei raised his little pink face and looked up, but saw a young girl lying on the peach tree extremely indecently, with her head on her head and her legs, gnawing on the peaches comfortably, not paying attention to the fact that she had smashed someone.
Ao Beibei's little eyebrows furrowed, his small mouth pursed, and he shouted at the people in the tree: "Hey! On the tree, you smashed this prince! ”
Su Xiaomeng was startled by this sudden child's voice, and when she looked at the sound, she saw a cute little cute baby standing under the tree, frowning and pouting, and her little appearance was extremely cute!
So Su Xiaomeng jumped off the tree with a kick on her calf, picked up the little cute baby's little face and kneaded it like kneading the dough.
Ao Beibei was stunned by this strange woman's audacious and reckless behavior, staring at Su Xiaomeng with a pair of big brown eyes, with a warning on his face.
Su Xiaomeng naturally ignored Xiao Mengwa's eyes that were about to breathe fire, and still pulled left and right, having fun as if pinching plasticine.
Ao Beibei was annoyed and angry, slapped off Su Xiaomeng's claws that were doing evil, and warned fiercely with a soft and cute child's voice: "Presumptuous! This palace is the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea! Don't be rude! ”
"Yo! The Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, right? Ouch, I'm so scared! Su Xiaomeng pretended to be scared, deliberately playing tricks on the little cute baby in front of her.
Ao Beibei didn't know, raised a little face and said proudly: "You know you're afraid, right?" Hurry up and apologize to Prince Ben, or ......"
Su Xiaomeng rolled her eyes disdainfully, what an old child is this? How dare you threaten God!
So Su Xiaomeng pinched Xiaomengwa's face harder, and said while pinching: "Little rabbit cub, I, Su Xiaomeng, will be afraid of you?" Even if your old man comes, I'm not afraid! ”
Ao Beibei felt that his face was about to be rubbed by Su Xiaomeng and caught fire, but he couldn't break free, so he opened his mouth and spewed out a fire.
Su Xiaomeng narrowly dodged, but the fire fell on the peach tree behind him, and no one paid attention.
Then Ao Beibei spewed out a ball of fire again, and Su Xiaomeng avoided it again.
Ao Beibei was about to spew out another fire, but he heard Su Xiaomeng say: "Prince, your pants are off!" ”
Ao Beibei looked down, and his pants slipped off at some point, revealing white and chubby short legs.
Then Ao Beibei screamed "ah-" and ran away with his little face flushed, and he ran away with his pants......