Chapter 11: Are You Sure You're a Phoenix and Not a Chicken?
It is said that last time Ao Beibei ran away with his pants, leaving Su Xiaomeng alone and the fire that gradually burned in Pan Taoyuan, the queen mother was originally angry, but she and Su Xiaomeng lost a game of mahjong, but Su Xiaomeng was not punished. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although the immortals knew that the queen mother intended to protect them, they couldn't say anything, because as long as the immortals had the idea of opposition, the god Murong would stare at them with that expression of "if you dare to oppose Lao Tzu, you will be killed"!
So for a while, this matter was suppressed like this, and only Ao Beibei blamed himself.
However, after Su Xiaomeng returned to the Murong Palace, Hua Murong felt that his apprentice seemed to lack a bodyguard, so he thought about it and immediately took a half-human-high giant egg from the Treasure Pavilion and gave it to Su Xiaomeng.
Su Xiaomeng was a little stunned, taking such a big egg for Master Mao for herself? How long will it take to eat this?
Hua Murong explained that this is what kind of divine beast egg this is, or the egg of the ancient divine beast! You have to protect it and hatch it carefully!
Su Xiaomeng felt that she instantly turned into a hen that hatched eggs, squatting in a nest and lying on the eggs to hatch and hatch, hatch and hatch......
This picture is too beautiful to look at!
Then Su Xiaomeng held this huge egg and moved it vigorously, moved and moved, and finally moved it to her own room, crawled onto the bed and lay down on her back, so tired that she was panting like a dead dog!
Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomeng didn't rest for long, the ground shook for a while, and the bed on which Su Xiaomeng was lying shook and shook, and even the porcelain worth thousands of gold in the room fell to the ground and became fragments.
There was an earthquake???
Su Xiaomeng got up and saw that there was any earthquake, but the giant egg was like a ball jumping and jumping, jumping and jumping, like bungee jumping!
Master, are you sure this is a divine beast, not a nervous beast?
Su Xiaomeng jumped out of bed and wanted to hold the giant egg, but she didn't expect that although the giant egg was huge and bulky, her body was flexible and agile, Su Xiaomeng chased half of the room and couldn't catch it, and then the giant egg seemed to be not enjoyable, and directly slammed open the door and jumped out!
Hua Liuliu was originally disturbed by this huge movement, and wanted to come to Su Xiaomeng's house to see what was going on, but she didn't expect to be hit by the giant egg that came out and was dizzy!
Su Xiaomeng ignored Hua Liuliu, who was knocked down by the giant egg and lay on the ground like a dead fish, and hurriedly pulled out her legs and chased towards the giant egg!
As a result, there was a strange scene in the Murong Palace, a half-human-high giant egg was jumping in front, and a slender girl was chasing and chasing behind......
The giant egg is extremely lethal, and it destroys public property while jumping back, Hua Liuliu is very distressed when he looks at the objects he has worked weekdays, so he asks Mu Rong to come and collect the giant egg.
Hua Murong took a small mirror to look at it, and looked at it, and didn't even give Hua Liuliu a look, Yun replied lightly: "Your own eggs, take care of yourself." ”
Hua Liuliu looked at the crazy bouncing giant egg, wiped the sweat from the corners of his forehead, Su Xiaomeng, you can ask for more blessings by yourself!
Su Xiaomeng chased the giant egg all the way to the Ten Thousand Years Snow Pool, and then watched the fiery red giant egg plop and jump in, splashing a huge splash!
Then the giant egg swayed left and right, and the huge body shook and trembled, and trembled, and this egg was not in ...... Bathe???
Then the giant egg suddenly swam over and shook its body vigorously at Su Xiaomeng, as if asking Su Xiaomeng to bathe it.
Su Xiaomeng felt funny, shook her head helplessly, and then squatted on the edge of the pool and carefully helped the giant egg take a bath.
This giant egg is not easy, it has been locked in the treasure pavilion by Hua Murong for tens of thousands of years, and a thick layer of dust has formed on the surface of the eggshell, no wonder he is in such a hurry to come out and take a bath!
After Su Xiaomeng washed the giant egg, the giant egg rubbed on Su Xiaomeng's body flatteringly, making Su Xiaomeng so unhappy!
Hua Murong, who was not far away, looked at this scene and couldn't help but show a relieved smile, he knew that his baby apprentice would definitely like this egg!
If Su Xiaomeng doesn't follow, it will jump and jump hard, and there will be a "big earthquake", Su Xiaomeng has no choice but to let this giant egg go to bed.
So, Su Xiaomeng began to share a bed with a giant egg.
Hua Murong didn't think about the shamelessness of this giant egg, and wanted to kick this giant egg off his bed several times, but he just couldn't enter Su Xiaomeng's room, so he could only grit his teeth with hatred.
However, this giant egg is not useless, for example, this giant egg is a fire attribute, and Su Xiaomeng is very warm to sleep with it!
If Su Xiaomeng wants to eat barbecue, she doesn't have to make her own fire, just put the ingredients on the giant egg, and you can eat ready-made immediately!
Su Xiaomeng feels that this dome is really a treasure for home travel!
Within a few days, Su Xiaomeng found that some crimson cracks began to appear around the giant egg, and she couldn't help but be a little scared, could it be that this giant egg was jumping and breaking itself?
Su Xiaomeng was very frightened, but Hua Murong explained that this was a normal phenomenon of breaking the shell, so there was no need to worry.
Shell Breaking???
So fast? Make no mistake, right? Could it be that this giant egg is a premature baby?
Hua Murong also felt strange, the eggs of ordinary divine beasts had to be hatched for at least a year and a half, not to mention the eggs of ancient divine beasts, maybe a year, maybe ten years, maybe a hundred years, a thousand years, or even ten thousand years......
However, this Ancient Divine Beast egg is about to hatch in just a few days?
There are strange things every year, and there are a lot of them this year!
Finally, it didn't take long for the Dome to hatch!
Su Xiaomeng looked at the giant egg floating in the air struggling to emit red light, and couldn't help but be a little worried, it's been half an hour, why hasn't this egg hatched yet?
Hua Murong sat at the table leisurely, holding his head with one hand and watching the giant egg struggle.
Hua Liuliu stood beside Hua Murong and looked frowning and scratching his ears and cheeks, looking more excited than the giant egg!
Su Xiaomeng paced around, like an ant on a hot pot!
The master said that this giant egg must be successfully hatched, otherwise it will only die in the egg!
This giant egg is so cute, how can she be willing to let it die?
So Su Xiaomeng simply stepped forward, hugged the giant egg and kissed it fiercely, and shouted loudly: "Come on!" Come out and I'll treat you to a barbecue! ”
Everyone saw pink heart-shaped bubbles floating around the giant egg, and then the bubbles became more and more, bigger and bigger, and suddenly "Kara-" sounded, and the shell of the giant egg cracked in response!
A large fiery red flame appeared in the air, scorching the temperature to a boiling heat, and out of that flame, a thin ...... came Chicken......
Su Xiaomeng's eyes had to fall!
Nima, what's going on?
Didn't the master say that this was the egg of the ancient divine beast??? For Mao, this thing doesn't look like a divine beast???
Look, it's just a chicken!
A few small feathers grow crookedly on the body, the short tail is only a handful of hairs, and even the fluttering little wings are ugly!
The only thing I could see was the pair of fiery red eyes that seemed to be talking, like a burning flame, bewitching and moving.
The chicken staggered towards Su Xiaomeng, blinking a pair of misty eyes with an expression of wanting to hug.
The corners of Su Xiaomeng's mouth twitched fiercely, if it was a cute pet with good looks, she wouldn't mind hugging it, but the chicken in front of her looked like it had lost its hair, she really ...... Can't do it......
Just as Su Xiaomeng hesitated, she only heard the chicken in front of her shouting charmingly: "Lady~~"
Su Xiaomeng's worldview collapsed, and a chicken that had lost its hair called her mother, this world is very mysterious?
Hua Liuliu was stunned, why didn't he know when Su Xiaomeng had a husband? And this husband is still a ...... Chicken......
Hua Murong was angry, his own precious apprentice, where can he be someone else's lady! So he grabbed the chick in front of him and said fiercely: "If you dare to scream again, the god will pluck your hair!" ”
The chick kept twisting in the hands of Murong Shangshen, wanting to get out of the clutches of Murong Shangshen, but he couldn't twist it anymore, so he had to shout to Su Xiaomeng with tears in his eyes: "Lady, help~~"
Su Xiaomeng fell three black lines on her forehead, is this product a hole in her brain? How do you call people indiscriminately?
So Su Xiaomeng had no choice but to explain good-naturedly: "Don't scream, I'm a single aristocrat, where is your lady?" ”
The thing broke free from Hua Murong's clutches, staggered towards Su Xiaomeng, and said to Su Xiaomeng with wide eyes: "Lady, have you forgotten?" From the moment you bathed and cleansed your husband for the first time, your husband recognized that you were my wife! What's more, we have been in the same bed for so many days and nights, and you are still giving me an affectionate kiss when your husband is born, and your husband has already secretly promised her mother! ”
What is bathing and purifying??? What is bed sharing??? What is an affectionate kiss???
Why is it so ambiguous? He was just an egg, right?
Do you still secretly promise to make a personal promise? He was originally given to her by the master, so he belonged to her, okay?
Looking at the chicken that was obviously ugly but unscrupulously throwing winks at Su Xiaomeng, Su Xiaomeng couldn't help but feel cold, and goosebumps fell to the ground.
So Su Xiaomeng hugged the ugly chicken, and said through gritted teeth while shaking it desperately: "The old lady will say again, the old lady is a single dog, and there is no such thing as a husband!" If you dare to scream again, believe it or not, I'll feed you sharks in the Pacific Ocean! “
Then Su Xiaomeng thought about it, looked at the chicken very seriously and said: "Although you are a very ugly chicken, you are also an ancient divine beast given to me by the master, so I reluctantly accepted you as a miscellaneous worker, and gave me less distance, do you hear?" ”
As a result, the chicken was immediately unhappy, flapping its wings and explaining, "What kind of chicken??? Lady, I'm a phoenix! O Ancient Divine Phoenix! ”
Su Xiaomeng blinked uncertainly and asked, "Are you sure you're a phoenix and not a chicken?" ”
The little phoenix nodded her little head obediently.
Unexpectedly, Su Xiaomeng looked up to the sky and sighed, and sighed regretfully: "It's a pity that such an ancient divine beast was born blind......
Feng Jiuhuang went berserk, he is really a phoenix! Phoenix! Phoenix! It's not a chicken!