"You told me there was an old man who was a god and that he chose you to save the world?" Sure enough, as Wu Ill expected, Huang Mai took him as a nervous disorder. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info and has already pulled out his mobile phone, he most likely wants to call the mental hospital! Wu was about to grab his mobile phone when he went up, but he didn't expect his hand to pass directly from Huang Mai's body, he was like a three-dimensional projection.

"My ability is a shadow, I can turn my body into nothingness, although my combat power is not good, but the ability to save my life is definitely enough!" When Huang Mai said this, don't mention how proud he was, that is, he forgot who was pinched in his hand by Huang Mei like a chick last time. "Hey, I'm Huangmai, please help me find out that a person named Wu Lao Er, an elderly person is active in the city, just send it to my mobile phone."

Fortunately, he didn't find someone to arrest him, otherwise he would have to die in the future, and he still ran away with the refrigerator, how hungry he was! Then a message came from Huang Mai's mobile phone, Wu Yi's understanding of Wu Lao Er was only a bastard and a bastard god, and nothing else was at all, so he also went to watch it with Huang Mai, even the weak Huang Mei.

The servants stared at the small mobile phone screen with a wine bottle, "Name, Wu Lao'er, age unknown, occupation unknown, once detained for selling pornographic CDs and pirated books, etc., after being released from prison, he worked as a scalper at the train station to resell train tickets, theater tickets and other tickets, and was later detained and fined by the officers on duty, and after being released from prison again, he begged by pretending to be disabled, and was worth millions of ...... because of this."

Wu Laoer's legendary life is enough to make a TV series, divided into three parts, the first part of "Surprising the Piracy Industry" mainly tells how Wu Laoer developed from a small pirate dealer to a piracy tycoon. The second "Scalper" is mainly about how a fledgling ticket seller grows into a legendary life that affects the box office of movies. The third "Today You Love Me and Ignore Me Tomorrow I Will Make You Unclimbable" tells the story of Wu Lao Er who was trampled on the dignity of his crush girlfriend and worked hard to start a business, and finally developed a new profiteering career, and finally made the crush change his mind.

Wu Laoer's legendary life is far more than this, he has also deceived children lollipops, picked up the old lady's pit, and squatted at the widow's door every day waiting to fetch water for others, and people obviously have tap water! At the end of the text message, Wu Lao Er came to a conclusion: "This person is a rare scumbag in 10,000 years!" It is the duty of any citizen to destroy humanity under any circumstances, and for this purpose the state will issue a pennant in honor of the way of heaven! ”

This has become an enemy of the people! Wu Yi felt that if he went out and told others that he knew Wu Laoer, his life would be in danger, and cherishing life and staying away from Wu Laoer was the truth!

Huang Mai rolled his eyes and said, "This is what you call God?" If you had someone else, maybe I'd believe it! "Wu Sick is about to cry, although I used to know that Wu Lao Er was a bastard, but the bastard is a bit Tai Chi to this point, this is the real street rat everyone shouts and beats!" What, I didn't know that this old bastard would do so many unconscionable things, but he really told me that he was a god, and Huang Mei came out of the space door, don't believe you look at my refrigerator, this wine bottle is an artifact he gave me, called eighty-eight! ”

Huang Mai waved his hand to signal Wu Yi to calm down, and then he dialed a phone number, "Hey, is it the Second Mental Hospital?" I found a patient with extreme paranoia, and he lived in ......" said that it was too late and that was fast, and Wu was holding eighty-eight in his hand. At the moment when Huang Mai was about to say the address, a bottle put him down, and the old Gao Huang Mai with a swollen head still had a questioning look on his face, how could his ability to shadow not work?

Wu Yi was completely forced to be anxious just now, and those doctors in the psychiatric hospital are not doctors, they are simply a group of gangsters who have gone through the back door, as long as they catch you, whether you have neuropathy or not, give you a sedative first. When you finally wake up, I ask you, "Do you have a nervous disorder?" "You said that if you don't have them, they will give you an injection, because neuropathy says that they don't have neuropathy, if you want to say that there is, he will directly build a file for you." The patient has a good attitude and has a deep understanding of his condition, and needs to be admitted to the hospital for observation! "This admission is quite normal, but it's not normal!

Huang Mei turned over and said, "You knocked him unconscious, isn't it even more intelligible?" Assault on police is serious, isn't it? Eighty-eight was still yelling, "Can you not use me to hit people head-on, if I break the appearance, you will be responsible?" "What a mess! Wu Ill now has the heart to commit suicide!

Just when Wu Yi was holding his head in distress, a humanoid creature squirmed beside him, and before Wu Yi was surprised, two transparent tentacles were inserted into Wu Yi's nostrils, that sour! The two tentacles were like data cables, connecting him to a one, and Wu Yi could feel that he had some kind of inexplicable connection with it, and it was learning about the world from Wu Yi's mind.

In comparison, Wu Yi still prefers Huang Mei's method, at least it is not felt at all, and the nostrils are still too violent.

As the blue light points continued to drill into its body, its body changed, first of all, the height that was almost the same height as Wu Zhi began to shrink, until it dropped to Wu Ai's chest was about one meter five, and secondly, its chest began to grow and finally swollen like two balloons, with short ear-length hair and a baby face with some baby fat, and a swan-like neck tied with a water-blue ribbon, tied into a bow. The waist is slender and can be grasped, and the two white and flawless beautiful legs begin to slowly form, maybe the body is not enough, she is missing one foot.

Just as he was about to take the first step out of this world, he fell and ate. At this moment, her majestic breasts suddenly deflated one, and the other foot was formed, she got up and lifted the kettle and began to drink, and the deflated breasts bulged again. When she opened her eyes, her big watery eyes rippling like the sea, almost at a glance she would have taken all her mind away.

This is a childlike **** in the true sense! "Ernie sauce!" The girl ran in two steps and plunged into Wu Ai's arms, Wu Ai was hit directly against the wall, and the flip-flops were gone! If it weren't for the fact that he is much stronger now, this hug might be able to make him wear his soul, and he might be able to become a god or an immortal or something!

Wu Yi climbed on the ground for a long time before he got up, and this slime girl was still hanging on him. "Ahem! You're my new customer, right? You should have just learned about the situation from my nostrils, so I won't say more, as long as you stay here honestly and don't cause trouble, those gods will definitely be able to send you back to the original world! ”

The slime girl rubbed her face against Wu Ai's chest and coquettishly said, "Mmmm! People listen to Ernie sauce the most, but people don't want to leave Ernie sauce! "That voice made Wu's bones crispy? But as soon as he saw Huang Mei's eyes, he quickly asked, "Aren't you a slime, how did you become like this?" "Brother, you hate Ra so much! People don't change the way you think they are! ”

"Beast!" Huang Mei's eyes now look at Wu Ill like looking at a bed bug, a piece of ****, a creature that will vomit at a glance! "It's really dirty, it's actually a sister and a lolita at the same time, it's really not as good as a beast!" If Huang Mei said that, the question is, eighty-eight, what qualifications do you have to talk about me with a wine bottle? I'll use you as a night pot when I turn around!

Wu Yi pulled the slime girl off of himself and said, "Can you introduce yourself?" "The slime girl turned around, the murder weapon is the same as jelly, and there are definitely thirty-six Ds with the countless experience of reading countless films with Wu Disease!" I'm an artificial creature produced by the No. 3 assembly line.,Can be used for any job.,Coquettish and cute will warm the bed! ”

The two murderous gazes were like substance, and Wu Yi was now very worried that he might wake up one day only to see a pile of humanoid ashes, and he would also float to the sky! Quickly drove this terrible thought out of his mind, Wu Yi asked again: "I heard that you will change in a thousand ways, can you change one for me?" ”

"Okay! Dear Ernie sauce! "Little Lori first became a nurse holding a giant syringe, then a cute flight attendant, and then an eyed lady in professional attire...... Eventually, her hands began to change into various sex toys.

From Huang Mei's eyes, Wu Ying knew that he should save some money for himself in the future, and he couldn't live to be a poor man and a poor ghost when he died!

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