Otherwise, how could Wu Lao Er live for so long, Wu Yi ordered a shredded potato and a bean sprout, but this old man shouted that the service attitude of all vegetarians was too poor, while eating eight bowls of rice, animals that are not picky eaters can basically live for a long time, such as Wang Ba is an omnivore. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"If you have anything to say, my mother is sharpening her knife!" Wu Lao Er almost didn't cry, and collapsed: "I said as for it, isn't it just a string of sugar gourds, it's really not good, can't I compensate her?" Wu Yi said curiously, "I said, you really lied to my mother?" At the beginning, she chased people thirteen streets with a kitchen knife for an ice cream, and her name on the road was called Double Knife and Poinsettia! ”

"Hiss-poinsettia is your mother! Made, no, Lao Tzu has to run away! "This old thing is really not reliable at all, just now he was shouting that there was an emergency, and now when he hears that his life is in danger, he is about to run, it is really not a thing." Hey, can you tell me what you're running first, and besides, my mom can't even cut me down here, right? ”

Wu Lao Er thought for a while, sat down and said, "I came this time mainly to have two news for you, one good and one bad, you listen to that first?" Wu Ill pointed at him with a bottle, the meaning of the threat was self-evident, Wu Lao Er pulled Wu Ill's hand away and said, "You don't know what respecting the elderly is, let's talk about the bad ones first, the undead have arrived, you probably have to go out." The good news is that the space door has been repaired and you have a new customer coming. ”

As soon as the words fell, Wu Lao Er rushed out, and sure enough, a bottle hit the place where he was just sitting. Wu Neiniu said sharply: "This is basically two bad news!" Wu Lao Er said this, "Actually, there are two more news, those undead have fallen into Japan, so you have to go out, in addition, because the portal has been abstinent for a long time recently, so this time he will give it a hard shot, it is estimated that there are a lot of people coming!" ”

"That's basically four bad news, mom, come and hack this old bastard to death!"

Before the words fell, a kitchen knife swirled and grazed the top of Wu Laoer's head, and shot against the tip of Wu Er's nose on the wall. "It seems that your hand is still alive, and you will take your life if you are old and immortal!" Wu's mother held a kitchen knife to make a fatal move, and when the kitchen knife was wielded, Wu Lao Er was like a butterfly flying among the flowers, and the leaves in the thousands of flowers did not touch his body.

"I'll come to you in two days, you'd better find out eighty-eight first,! It's almost late to die, I'm flashing! "It's not strange that Wu Lao Er has any strange things on his body, this time he actually took a ball and threw it on the ground, two slight sounds, a large amount of smoke began to rise, Wu Yi smelled a mouthful and almost didn't stink to death, who smelled smoke bombs!

"! Got the wrong one, ahem! Forget it, you know that the little devil's things are unreliable, flash first! Wang Jianqiang came out from behind and shouted, "I missed the fire?" I go so stinky, vomit! Wu ai, your uncle, what kind of demon are you doing here! Wu Yi couldn't answer him anymore, and Wei Taichong had already passed him.

......

"That's the way it is, we look like we're going on a business trip to Japan, so let's get the same first." Unexpectedly, a group of people showed great enthusiasm after Wu Disease, and Huang Mei cheered, "Wowhaha, I have already bought a kimono, hurry up and go, it's best to go now!" Tang Seng thief's eyes shone and shattered, "Figure my figure!" Even Sophia grinned and said, "Ernie sauce, I want to drink Japanese soda!" ”

Wu Yi said that he was very angry, isn't it just a small island country, as for being so happy, where is the patriotic feelings, it would be great if he could meet Mr. Bodo by chance, saying that the place is so small, the chance of a chance encounter should be very large, hehe, if you have another sexual encounter or something, you can't get on it, you are the successor of communism, and you must take the strength of the sages to kill the enemy and bravely "kill the enemy"!

Looking at Wu Yi complaining there, "Ernie chan is thinking about something to be ashamed of!" Huang Mei had a disgusted expression, "Don't sleep with me tonight, don't look for me if you become a roast pig!" This sounds ambiguous, Tang Seng showed an expression that a man understands, he can listen to the brother of the trade union, the Japanese girl has a lot of benefits, and the short skirt uniform sailor outfit, think about it and a little excited.

Mother Wu looked at Wu who was lying on the sofa and hated that iron was not made of steel and said, "Something that has no interest, it is the same as your father!" "That's right, Wu Sick's father often sleeps on the sofa at home, Wu Sick has been used to getting up at night and giving him the first glass of water when he was a child, sometimes Wu Sick can't pee Dad also gets up and calls him, of course, it's not kind to tell him to get up and pee, but let him pour water for himself, and he has that kung fu to pour himself, okay!

In the dead of night, Wu Ill has gone to bed, and has a fragrant spring dream, in the dream he and those hard-working "teacher" sisters are playing happily, anyway, all kinds of shy games have been played, just about to kick Wu Ill and grab the milk dragon grasp directly to the head of the enemy general, but the feel is not very good, "Why is it so hard?" How does it look like a bottle? It turned out to be eighty-eight. ”

Eighty-eight said vigilantly, "What do you want to do!" Lao Tzu is an innocent little virgin! "Who cares about this neuropathy bottle, at first Wu Yi thought he had lost it, but later Wu's mother came back and told Wu Yi that she saw that the bottle on the table was very clean and took it to fill the soy sauce. Wu Ma was very worried about seeing her son rubbing the soy sauce bottle, of course, eighty-eight almost didn't call the eighteenth generation of Wu's ancestor out of the coffin, because the soy sauce was so salty!

"Forget it, it's all up, go pee!" Wu Yi was very disgusted and asked Eighty-Eight, "Do you think I can use you as a night pot?" "Wu is sick with me x your ancestor! If you dare to use Lao Tzu to take urine, Lao Tzu will let you be undefeated in the East! "There is really no need to take this risk, although eighty-eight has no teeth, but if people suddenly become soft and hard, with their own size, they are no different from being eunuchs.

Here Wu Ill was planning to fertilize the mushroom brothers, the mobile phone rang suddenly, in fact, Wu Ill's mobile phone was very idle, basically no one called him, even if there were a few tenants except for a few of his parents and parents, only Huang Mai would call him at this time, right? took out the mobile phone and found that it was a birth number, and it was four zeros, Wu was sick and his hair was blown up, could it be a midnight bell?

But after thinking about it, I'm afraid of a fart, there's a zombie goddess lying in my bedroom, this future technology slime is sleeping in the bathtub, and there is an Elder Tang in front of the computer desk who has been mixed up with Rulai, so none of us are scared of this combination! Besides, there's a lot of mess in the refrigerator, and if you get Brother Monkey out, you'll be able to walk sideways on Earth! Oh yes, there's also a shaggy angel chicken that can box.

"Hello?" That's what I said, but Sister Sadako is so terrifying, and this atmosphere is really a bit panicked when answering the phone. "Wu Ill, be careful, those two foreigners are not ordinary people, they are an international gang selling antiques, this investment is just their gimmick, the main purpose is the cup of Emperor Wu of Han, as far as we know, there are many people with extraordinary abilities!"

"Shhhhh "It was so exciting just now that I need to pee again." It's nothing, you're still afraid that I'll let people take the old nest, your ancestors should be thankful if they don't trouble them, if they dare to come, at most they will become a lump or a pinch of fertilizer. ”

"That's what I'm afraid of!" Wu Yi was puzzled: "What do you mean, since they are not foreign guests, do you care if they live or die?" Don't worry, I'll make Huang Mei cleaner, and you won't even be able to find the ashes! "Big brother, you are doing well, I am still counting on this group of people for promotion, as long as you can spare their lives, I will count you as a hundred yuan alone" "Hey! You're going too far, I'm a good law-abiding citizen, if you don't protect me, how can you help them speak, besides, you have to pay more than 200 a day to take care of a migrant worker on the street, this is an international thief, you buy cabbage? ”

Huang Mai said disdainfully, "Just you? Obey the law? Let's play with eggs! Believe it or not, I can flip out the video of you peeking at the neighbor's little girl taking a shower in 6th grade? "Boom!" What a mouthful of saliva. "Don't scare me! If one person is less than two hundred, you will wait to receive the urn! ”

Yellow wheat "...... Deal! ”