Chapter 274: The Beast God Checks In
readx;?dizziness is a little dizzy, but my eyes are not so uncomfortable, although I am still in a hurry. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Luo Turtle sat at the dinner table without saying a word, the beast god was putting his tongue in ice water, which made Luo Turtle bite and bleed.
"Hey, we used to be gods together, do you want to be so ruthless!" Luo Turtle's anger immediately came up. scolded: "You also know that you used to be a god, is there such an unreliable god as you, Lao Tzu's shell has never left me since I was a child, you hurry up and give him back to me, otherwise Lao Tzu will bite you to death this time!" The beast god jumped to his feet and said, "In the end, you are a dog, I am a dog?" What kind of person are you biting when your king bites, what if Lao Tzu didn't give you the shell of your king, as long as you return the godhead to me, the shell will return to you immediately! ”
Luo Turtle's eyes glowed green, and he smiled evilly: "You put my shell on your body?" The beast god pointed his ass at Luo Turtle and said noisily: "Yes, you can take it in my ass!" Luo Turtle was about to pounce on it with a whining, but Wu Zhi quickly grabbed Luo Turtle's hind legs, and said angrily: "You let the dog gnaw your brain, is that a place where you can hide things?" ”
The beast god bared his teeth and said, "Boy, although what you said is the truth, but you just scolded him and at the same time seemed to scold me too, pay attention!" "Don't mind if you're used to it." Luo Gu struggled in Wu Sick's hands and said: "Wu Ill, what are you waiting for, hurry up, you will be relieved by beating this bastard to death, don't you want to live a free life!" ’
The beast god sneered: "Hehe, you can't find anything even if you stew me, do you think I'll take that thing with me, it's stupid and heavy, only you treat it as a treasure!" "Then why do you say that you can give it to me at any time, you are still playing Lao Tzu!" Luo Turtle's state today is very unstable, the same as estrus, very irritable, almost a little bit.
Luo Gui scolded: "Beast God, you kid wait, even if you return to the god realm, don't think about living in peace, Lao Tzu will let you survive and not die!" "Hey, hey, hey! It's not like this, we don't have any deep hatred, even if I snatch your turtle shell, you don't have to give me such a big hatred, right? "You only think about yourself, have you ever thought about the homeless creatures you messed with, do you know how many worlds have collapsed, a whole thousand!"
The beast god was speechless for a long time, and finally sighed: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I was drunk at the time and didn't know anything, I will use my eternal life to make up for them." "Make it up? How do you make up for it, do you know how many living beings have been wiped out by the great rift of the world? Even I can't get their mark back, so what can you do to make up for it? ”
The beast god was completely speechless this time, and even lowered his ears when he lowered his head. Wu Yi made tea, and also gave the beast god a cup and said with a smile: "What's the matter, I think it's best to stabilize the Heavenly Dao now, and then you can close the door and discuss it yourself!" The beast god nodded: "I know that I have made a catastrophe this time, but you have to give me a chance, especially the old bastard Wu Laoer, Lao Tzu kicked me down before he died, do you think I have an easy life?" ”
Wu Yi said in a round game: "Yes, yes, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, since everyone has difficulties, let's understand each other, by the way, Luo Turtle, Wu Lao'er's godhead hasn't been brought back yet, he won't be wanted by the police again, right?" Luo Gui said angrily: "No, I don't know where he went, I can't contact him recently." The beast god hurriedly said: "Hey, you can't just wait, the Heavenly Dao has been very unquiet recently, you don't know, hurry up and give me the Godhead, I will give you the things to appease the Heavenly Dao!" ”
Luo Gu rolled his eyes and said, "Since you are so great, you give me back my shell first, what godhead are you waiting for?" The beast god said vigilantly: "Don't even think about it, if I give it to you, it would be strange to get back the godhead, do you think I don't know that Wu Lao Er has long wanted to make his eldest nephew a real god?" Lao Tzu's godhead won't really be given to his eldest nephew by him! ”
The beast god's eyes turned red in an instant, and the original somewhat normal and abnormal husky actually had the smell of a tiger, just like an invisible beast in the dark, squatting behind you, Sensen's white teeth hanging above your head, and at any time it will chew you with a bloody mouth to break your tendons and fractures, and finally become a lump of Xiang!
Luo Turtle had no fear in the face of the fierce beast god, and said in a disdainful tone: "Although Wu Lao Er is unreliable, it has not yet reached the point where there is no distinction between public and private, but you put everyone's lives on the fire for the sake of your godhead, don't you feel a little selfish?" "It's good to know that your godhead is still safe, and the beast god instantly regained his strength and harmlessness to humans and animals.
Shaking his head, he said: "I don't want to be an animal fooled by God, I just want to return to the divine realm and continue to be a god who no one cares about and no one asks, I can't control others, and others can't control me." "The ideal of this dog is to be unrestrained and free, although it sounds a bit non-mainstream, but after all, it is an ideal, there is a good saying, what is the difference between people without ideals and salted fish, people have ideals and they don't, think about Wu Sick feel ashamed.
"Today's supermarket salted fish is on sale, let's fry salted fish tonight, I'll clean it up!" Wu's mother estimated that she didn't even see what her son looked like, so she went into the kitchen with salted fish, and Wu's father stepped on a pair of brand-new leather shoes to show Wu Ai: "How about these shoes, Xiao Huang chose them for me, I really didn't expect her to be born in such a rich family and be so good at bargaining!" ”
Isn't this the style of painting not quite right?,Just now there were worries about the country and the people.,Show your ambitions and ideals.,How did it become a supermarket bargain in a blink of an eye? Anyway, such a big dog is here, why is everyone ignoring it? Will the beast god still play stealth? Wu Yi's eyes widened, and he pointed to the beast god on the ground and asked, "Didn't you see this dog on the ground?" ”
"Haha! This dog is so cute, this is the husky, the long fat is so cute, you see this face is about to get oily, where did you get back to give me a home to raise, you are not at home I am very bored with your mother, I always want to raise another pet to play. "Watching his father's hand touch and touch, pinch and pinch on the dog head of the beast god, Wu Yi felt that his heart was about to burst!
Don't say it's a god, you're just an ordinary person, being rubbed and touched by someone, and rubbing your face into various shapes, everyone will be anxious. Wu Youte was afraid that the beast god would suddenly burst out and give his father a mouthful, and it was not certain whether there would be a person in that mouthful! Dad Wu went to the kitchen with his hands behind his back after patting the dog head who was afraid of the beast god, as long as Wu's mother cooked, he would definitely do it.
Wu Yi smiled awkwardly at the beast god: "This is my dad, he doesn't know your identity, don't you mind!" The beast god nodded and said: "Little thing, in the past, when I couldn't mix outside, in order to fill my stomach, I often went to the street to sell cute, and I gave a lot of money, but yesterday a guy wanted to rob me and was bitten twice by me." "Just tell me if he still has a head."
"Where do you want to go, I just bit him twice." Huang Mei threw a box to Wu Ill: "This is the socks that my mother bought for you." "The box is full of English, Wu Yi doesn't know a word, open the box and gesture, still can't believe that this is a pair of socks, this thing looks like socks, but he can only put two toes in at most, and the three-inch golden lotus is not so small, right?
The beast god poked his head and looked at it and said, "This is for ear sets, and it's for pets, if you don't believe me, you can put it on for me, I think my size should be just right." Now it can be determined, this is for dogs, because the beast god wears it just right, even if he shakes his head hard, it won't fall off, Dad Wu came out with the dish and smiled: "You are really naughty for a small illness, how did you put it on the dog, but don't say it's really suitable." ”
The beast god whispered to Wu Yi: "I'll be mine when I wear it, don't you mind?" Luo Gu snorted coldly and said: "It's really shameless, you eat others and take other people's, your dignity as a god!" "Hey, what qualifications do you have to say to me, how much better can you be, you are just a person who eats other people's people and uses other people's people, and you have the dignity of being a god?"
If you go on like this, you have to pinch it again, your parents are old, and the ghost knows if the talking Wang Ba and the talking dog will have heart disease, Wu Yi persuaded: "It's not an outsider, don't make trouble, wash your hands and get ready to eat!" The beast god said proudly: "Do you hear, people don't mind, look at you again, you are not afraid of myocardial infarction if your heart is so small!" ”
Luo Turtle was already about to have a myocardial infarction, and his whole body was trembling. In the end, I didn't know what I thought, so I buttoned the lid of the rice cooker and ignored people. The beast god guy just had to inch in at all, and said with a worried face: "I lived with you before Wu Lao Er sent my godhead back, and it saved the trouble of running back and forth, you should have no opinion, I eat very little!" ”
What else can I say, I can only pinch my nose and admit it, Huang Mei asked in a low voice: "Is this really a beast god?" How do I feel that he is more polite than Luo Turtle! Wu Yi smiled bitterly: "How do I know, people who may have a heart that commits two are easier to speak." ”
When the meal was ready, the beast god dragged a stool over with his mouth, squatted on the stool and waited to eat, Wu's father brought a basin with a big bone in it, and said with a smile: "When I see you, I think of Wu when I was a child, and I was so stupid and cute." The beast god didn't dare to speak in front of him, so he whined twice and thanked him. In this way, Dad still understood, touched the beast god's dog head and said, "This kid is so polite, you wait for me to get you something delicious!" ”
Wu Yi asked the beast god with a dark face: "Is it too late for me to regret throwing you out now?" "Whoa!" (To be continued.) )