What kind of bullshit Ruyi True Fairy is simply an embroidered pillow, the monkey is thinking about the Bull Demon King's sake, and he is tolerating it, and the monkey suddenly goes crazy, and he has a good fight, and obediently offers spring water. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wu Ill's side can be said to be sad for the hearer, and tears for the listener. That is to say, Wu is sick and has a strong body, if he changes to someone else, this will show his head. Wu Yi still kept his innocence, but this old woman's home was gone, and the beams of the house were dragged down by this group of crazy women, and now she is sitting on the ground crying.

The monkey is really a monkey, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, and even the female hooligan does not dare to touch him, you have to ask why, you are not afraid of the monkey scratching you? The female hooligan retreated temporarily, and Wu slid down from the tree in embarrassment, asking, "Brother Monkey, have you got the spring water?" The monkey shook the gourd and said, "That man is not my opponent, I didn't take his life, I just hit a gourd spring water." ”

Zhu Bajie grabbed the spring water and was about to drink it, but the old woman stopped crying, a layer three feet high, and shouted: "Don't drink it, you can't drink it!" I drank too much water, and even my internal organs melted! Tang Seng endured the abdominal pain and asked, "Amitabha, old man, how much do you say you should drink?" "No one can melt it away with just a sip, and if you drink too much, it's poison!"

Tang Seng and Bajie drank a small sip alone, and suddenly felt no pain, but there was a loud noise in the stomach, and there was a strong sense of diarrhea. Good Tang monk, jumped into the dry land to pull onions, slipped into the grass with a smoke, and moaned comfortably. After a while, Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng walked out with their noses covered, and the monkey asked, "How does the master feel?" ”

Tang Seng patted the grass on his body and said: "Who knows who uses it!" The water in the gourd was basically the same, and the old woman said, "If you can give the rest of the spring water to my wife, you should compensate me for this house." "Amitabha, I'm very sorry for the poor monk who broke the old man's home, since the old man opened his mouth, the rest of the spring water will be sent to the old man, but I don't know if there will be less?" The old woman took the gourd and said happily: "A lot, a lot, my old woman's coffin has already fallen!" ”

Wu Yi reminded: "It's okay, let's leave quickly, and those hooligans will come back later!" Thinking of the fierce style of those women, Tang Seng was frightened and broke out in a cold sweat, and shouted: "Let's go!" Hurry up, you'll die if it's too late! A group of people fled the village like they fled for their lives, Tang Seng also had a heart, and each person was given a cloth to cover their faces, at least it was useful.

After about half a day, there was a city in front of him, small and slender full of beauty, and there were women in and out, and even more so when they entered the city, the meat sellers and winemakers, the shouters, and the peddlers and pawns were all daughters. Wu Yi didn't dare to imagine himself being hunted down by women from all over the country. glanced at Tang Seng on horseback, and probably wanted to go together, scared.

I planned to hurry up and get the customs clearance document and leave quickly, but unfortunately the sky did not fulfill people's wishes, and a person who bought sugarcane actually picked up Tang Seng's face towel, which was terrible. First, the noisy street was suddenly silent, and the needle drop could be heard, and then someone shouted: "The human race is coming!" "Okay! It's crowded!

Whether it is ragged or silky, they all stretch out their claws like evil ghosts, trying to tear off their face towels, Wu Yi is the unlucky second, although not as handsome as Tang Seng, but it is enough, this time it is more energetic, but the monkey sand monk and pig Bajie are not as good as one, but it is better than nothing, this hugging arm, I am holding hands and going to pull to my own house.

It's useless for the monkey to go crazy this time, how many people can you scratch with a pair of monkey paws? Besides, the monkey is also too busy to take care of himself, and he is not tall in the first place, but now he is buried by a woman. Fortunately, this is in the city, and the people are a society governed by the rule of law, and a female official rode a horse and shouted: "Idle people wait to retreat!" The queen has an order, and the human race lives in the post station, waiting for Her Majesty to summon her! ”

In this way, there are still soldiers to maintain order, Wu Yi and others entered the post station tremblingly, and closed the door as if fleeing for their lives, because the eyes of those female soldiers were glowing green, ** The soldiers who have been trained are not comparable to those rabble!

Wu was sweating profusely and sat on the ground against the door, and the others were no better, they were all tired. The monkey wiped the rouge on his face and said fiercely: "If you can do it, these women are not enough for my grandson!" Tang Seng raised his hand and gave Sun Wukong a slap, and said angrily: "How many times have I told you!" You can't beat mortals, you can't beat mortals, you just can't remember! ”

"I didn't really do it, didn't I just talk about it!" As he was talking, there was a knock on the door, and Wu Yi at the door was frightened and asked, "Who?" A female voice said: "I am the post man of the post station, and I have come to pay a visit to all the guests who have come from afar." Wu Yi looked at the crack in the door, and made sure that there was only one person, so he opened a crack in the door and let the Yicheng in, and then hurriedly closed the door.

Yi Cheng sat down and asked, "Where did you come from?" "Amitabha, a poor monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, a monk who went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, passed through your country, and wanted to exchange the customs clearance disc." Yi Cheng was shocked: "It turned out to be an envoy from the kingdom, please wait for the envoy, I will go to tell Her Majesty the Queen!" The female officer stretched out her hand quite well, and she didn't leave the door, but smashed the window and ran away.

Wu Yi sat on the windowsill and asked, "How are you going to pass this pass?" Tang Seng rolled his eyes and said, "How else can I get by, skip it!" Lao Tzu is a monk, if I really do something to break the vows, the Buddha will really castrate me! Zhu Bajie smiled: "The master is so handsome, it's strange that the queen is willing to let you go!" ”

The monkey joked: "I think it's better to let the master stay and marry the queen, and a few of us will continue to learn the scriptures, and then the master will become the king, and we will still become Buddhas!" Tang Seng scolded with a smile: "I have long seen that you, the monkey, are not the master of Ansheng, if you leave for the teacher, can you, the senior brother, take the lead?" Tang Seng was about to fight, and the monkey hurriedly covered his head and ran to the side.

Wu Yi said: "I see, let's still come according to the original plan, you sacrifice the hue first, lure the queen to give Guan Wen, just say that you stay and let us go, and then you drag it first, it is estimated that the scorpion spirit should capture you, and then we will get you out and run away, what do you think?" Tang Seng smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid it can only be like this, but I'm so sorry for that daughter country!" ”

Wu Yi said disdainfully: "I see that your monk has moved his heart, and he knows that he has pity for the fragrance and the jade!" It didn't take long for two female officials to come to report the good news, Tang Seng pretended to agree, and the group went to the palace to meet the queen.

Since it is a color seduction, of course, you have to dress up beautifully, bathe and change clothes, use incense, wear the brocade robe of the burning bag, and rub a little powder on the face, and the standard beautiful man is born! The Snow Girl was almost drooling when she saw it, and she almost couldn't hold it to rob people, but fortunately, Wu Ill shook Eighty-Eight in front of her, which was honest, but in order to prevent it, the monsters in the province had not captured Tang Seng and let the Snow Girl pick it up, so Wu Ill acted as Tang Seng's personal guard.

Almost all the people of the daughter country came out to celebrate, because they all received the news that they were going to have a man king, which was something that had never happened in the history of their daughter country! Civil and military officials stood on both sides, singing girls in white clothes, beautiful music, and everything revealed joy.

Passing through the high city gate tower, the monkey and the others were left to eat the feast, while Wu Yi and Tang Seng were taken to a large hall, and there was no one quietly. Wu Yi stabbed Tang Seng and whispered: "What is this queen's idea?" She shouldn't be drugging you directly, is she? "Get out! Don't think people are as dirty as you, they are also queens! ”

"Ahh You don't even know what the parents are like? Kinky stick! Tang Seng said obscenely: "Old Wu, how beautiful do you say the lord of the country is?" I remember that in Journey to the West, it was said that her eyebrows were like green feathers and her muscles were like mutton fat. The face is lined with peach petals, and the mustache is piled with golden phoenix silk. The autumn waves are enchanting, and the spring bamboo shoots are slender and charming. The oblique □ red silk is colorful, and the high hairpin pearl is brilliant. said that Zhaojun was beautiful, and it was really Xi Shi. The willow waist slightly stretched the golden □, and the lotus step moved the jade limbs lightly. It's hard for Chang'e to get here in the month, how can the Nine Heavens Fairy be like this. The palace makeup is extraordinary, and it is true that the queen mother descended to the Yao Pool. Could it be fake? ”

Wu Yi said impatiently: "How do I know, besides, you don't plan to really marry someone, and people don't care about your if they're not beautiful!" "Hey! I can't say that, I just appreciate her beauty, and I don't have any other thoughts, do you understand this called using an artistic eye? "Shut up! Someone's coming! ”

I saw a few guards with big shoulders and round waists carrying the dragon bed in, and then bent down and withdrew, and changed the door with their hands. Wu Yi said nervously: "This queen doesn't plan to do things with you here directly, so Lao Tzu stays here as a light bulb?" Ahh "I don't know how much rouge the queen used, and the smell was choking!

I only heard the singing voice from the dragon bed: "Mandarin ducks and amphibious butterflies fly together, and the spring color in the garden is intoxicating." Quietly asked the holy monk, is her daughter beautiful, is her daughter beautiful...... "Wu Yi was surprised: "It turns out that there is really this song?" Tang Seng scratched his head and said, "Why do I feel that this voice is a little familiar?" Wu said disdainfully: "You won't tell me that you heard it in your dreams, right?" ”

Tang Seng smiled evilly: "That's not for sure, maybe I even have a child in my dream with others?" There was a sudden cry in the dragon bed: "Wu Sick, Tang Seng, why don't you kneel when you see this king?" Tang Seng bent down and said: "Amitabha, we are monks, we only worship the Buddha, we can't kneel, I hope the queen will forgive us!" "The bold thief actually dares to tease this king, come on, drag me out and castrate!"

Tang Seng and Wu Yi were stunned, why didn't this queen play her cards according to the routine?