Bai Chibane, who had just finished buying fruit, walked to the door of the hotel where they were staying, carrying a container of dragon fruit. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Then he saw ......

"Wait a minute!" Bai Chiyu suddenly tore the paper and poked his head out of his notebook.

Startled, I muttered "What are you doing?" ], and then poked him in the head with a pencil.

"Hurry up and get back." I said that, but he seemed much more excited than I was.

"Can you use your brain before you put pen to paper? How did I carry a container of dragon fruit into the hotel! Do you think I'm a muscular guy wearing underwear over the outside? This kind of scene is unreasonable! ”

I couldn't help but take a step back, but for the sake of my dignity as an author, I must not give in to my character at this time.

"It's okay, just explain that you were bitten by a spider later, isn't it?"

"It's too messy, don't add these strange elements to come in, it will make people think you're very undisciplined!"

He danced in protest, but I didn't care, because seeing him couldn't resist at all was the fun. Hahahaha.

"You looked horrible just now......"

He said with a shudder.

"Leave it to you! Hurry up and get back to me! "I took out a hammer from behind my back and slapped him back into the novel like a fly.

"Why is this little hammer again! I've said it many times, and its appearance frequency is too high, isn't it the main character? ”

When Bai Chi Yu said this, I scratched my head, completely unable to understand what he was talking about.

What does that mean exactly?

Whatever, the story continues.

***

Carrying a bag of dragon fruit bought from a roadside stall, Bai Chiyu slowly walked into the hotel.

Lanza's voice came from the counter, but he couldn't understand what was being said.

(Is it the reason for the speed of speech?) ）

This idea was quickly dismissed by him, as the waiter who spoke to Lanza was equally fluent in words he did not understand.

Bai Chiyu suddenly realized.

It turned out that they spoke the language of the southern country, so no wonder I didn't understand it.

Bai Chiyu secretly laughed at his idiot, staying in this Chinese-populated street without encountering a language barrier, making him almost forget that he was already in another country.

"When did you learn the language here?" When Lansha's conversation with the waitress was over, he walked quickly to Lansha.

"When I came here two days ago, I learned it temporarily, so it's not a big deal." Lansha said nonchalantly the fact that Bai Chiyu was dumbfounded.

She yawned, and then continued:

"Heh, you're really slow, aren't you just going to buy a fruit? It took a full 50 minutes! You must know that old women with bad legs will only use it for 45 minutes. ”

Lansha looked at Bai Chiyu who came over, clasped her hands on her chest and scolded.

"What, 50 minutes and 45 minutes are only a little different, can't you be tolerant?"

"Huh? Tolerance? Forgiveness is God's business, and all I have to do is send you to God. Lansa rubbed her hands.

"It's too violent, you're just unreasonable." Bai Chiyu held his head in his hands and said in his mouth that he refused to give in.

"Whoever is unreasonable, it's obviously you're wrong. You're five minutes behind the old woman with bad legs. This is not a trivial problem, you must know that the genetic similarity between humans and pigs is as high as 83%, so don't underestimate these five minutes. ”

"What the hell are you trying to say, I don't understand it at all, I'm incoherent."

"Hmph," Lansha raised her delicate chin, "really good at pretending to be garlic." ”

"By the way, the old woman with bad legs spent 25 minutes of her 45 minutes haggling with fruit vendors, and it took less time."

Bai Chiyu felt that his head was about to explode, "This supplement is completely superfluous!" And the old woman's legs and feet are not wrong at all, her body is good, right?! ”

Lantha pursed her lips and added:

"In the end, the old woman bargained successfully, and the vendor not only did the goods free of charge for the old woman."

"What?" Bai Chiyu opened his mouth and put a fist, "Where is that old woman now?" This bargaining skill is so admirable that I must look up to her as a teacher. ”

"Actually, it's not a big deal," Lansha smiled with a prank-picked smile, "that vendor is actually the old woman's son." ”

“……”

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"Since it's your own son...... What kind of bargain is she's haggling! It's ridiculous, it doesn't make sense at all! ”

After a moment of silence, Bai Chi Yu took a deep breath and roared.

"Occupational disease?" Lansa said, tilting her neck.

"In this way, I am more interested in the work of the old woman. What kind of work can make people develop the occupational disease of bargaining? ”

"Housewives?"

Curling her hair, Lansha said with a smile on her face.

"Poof!" Bai Chiyu spurted out a mouthful of old blood and fell down palely.

"Hey, that's interesting." Lansha chuckled, "Keep up the good work, you just need to train your speed a little faster, and you can race against my pet turtle." ”

"Although you speak in a serious tone, I always feel that you seem to despise my delusion." White Red Feather muttered.

Lansha immediately took over, "It's not a delusion, that's what I thought." ”

"Demons."

"Thanks for the compliment."

"To put it mildly, I actually think my own speed is definitely faster than your pet turtle, so ...... Stop underestimating people, okay! ”

Bai Chiyu only felt a stomachache, gritted his teeth and roared.

(Ahh I'm going crazy, since Lan Sha read the strange book written by Lan Fengling, it's really getting harder and harder to deal with, and the trouble level has gone up to another level! ）

"Really?" Lansha summoned a short sword that had not been used in a long time with a speed that no one else could see, cut through a dragon fruit taken out of the plastic bag that Bai Chiyu was carrying, and then took it back.

"I don't think you can beat my pet turtle in terms of speed." Lansha left a row of tooth marks on the flesh of the fruit, raised her head and said flatly.

"Where did you get that confidence in the turtle! How fast can a creature crawl on all fours be? ”

"Uh-huh. You can go to the level of high speed. ”

“……”

Bai Chiyu was silent for a short time, and asked in a tone that tried to calm himself as much as possible:

“…… Are you sure you're just raising regular turtles? It hadn't been a ninja or anything before, had it? ”

Lansha smiled and didn't answer, and smiled happily in the direction of Bai Chiyu, but not to Bai Chiyu, but to the dragon fruit he was holding in his hand.

Even snatching the plastic bag and holding it in his arms, Lansha looked at him with a straight face.

"Didn't I tell you to buy a container and come back? How can such a small bag be enough to eat! ”

"What? Isn't that a joke? Bai Chiyu argued loudly.

"Who's going to joke with you! Is such a serious matter actually a joke in your eyes? Lansha glared at him, the electricity coming out of her hand crackling.

This frightened Bai Chiyu a lot, so he hurriedly covered Lan Sha with his body.

"Why are you still playing with these children's stuff when you're so old, can't you be more mature?"

Bai Chiyu pretended to reproach Lansa in the tone of a guardian, and at the same time looked around with vigilant eyes.

(Thankfully, no one seems to suspect it.) Bai Chiba breathed a sigh of relief.

This is the southern kingdom occupied by the thermal power station system, and now that the spirits of the thermal power station system from all over the world have been gathered here, if the careless use ability of Lansha is discovered, it will be a big trouble.

"What a big breath, who do you think you are? Don't worry about me, you emit exhaust gases from a national standard car! ”

Lanza danced and screamed, and turned her face away like a wayward child.

"My impression in your eyes is really getting weirder and weirder, this time it's not even a creature at all, it's just a useless exhaust gas."

"Or what do you think?" Lansha continued:

"But for now, I've got a very useful piece of information from the waiter."

"Could it be that there's an ice cream or dessert shop around here that has a discount?" Bai Chiyu asked.

"No, if it's a discount, how can you see me now?" Lansha asked rhetorically, as a matter of course, and went on to speak again.

"Don't forget what we're here for, reconnoitring the activities of the thermal power station in the southern part of the country and providing intelligence support for the general offensive is a task that must be completed."

"I really don't want you to say that, you don't have a say in eating, right?" Bai Chiyu complained loudly about her accusations, glaring at the other party with his eyes.

"Haha...... How so? You're kidding...... Ha ha. ”

"Don't try to fool around, hurry up and admit your mistake."

Looking at Lan Sha, who didn't want to answer head-on at all, Bai Chiyu refused to let go of the victory and pursued.

"Haha, don't do this, I actually prepared a rich gift for you, I'll take you to see it."

Lansha grabbed his hand and dragged him briskly towards the cafeteria.

"Can I not go? Your adjectives for the gift give me a bad feeling......"

Bai Chiyu hugged the counter and refused to let go, tears flashing in his eyes.

"Of course...... No, you can't. ”

Lansha said softly, revealing a bright smile that made Bai Chibane's scalp tingle.