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Lansha said confidently and put the stainless steel rice bowl on the table.

Boiled bananas.

"What is this, what is this, this is ......" Bai Chiyu couldn't help but tremble when he heard the name of the dish, and then looked at the "delicacy" that was very similar to poop, and suddenly his stomach twitched violently.

Before he could recover his senses, Lansha pulled out another of her proudest creations.

Please savor it, this dish is braised jelly.

Lanza gestured slowly, stepping back and looking at him with gentle eyes.

The cold sweat on Bai Chiyu's forehead flowed, "Haha, I always feel that it's so hot today, don't be in a hurry to eat or something." ”

Although he said this, his eyes were snarling back and forth between the two dishes, and his heart was roaring all the time.

(What the hell is this!) ）

"It's all prepared for you, you have to eat it all."

Lansha handed the chopsticks to his hand and said in a cute tone.

"Really?" Bai Chiyu replied perfunctorily.

(You bastard, what are you waiting for?) Why don't you hurry up and give me all of it! If you dare to leave even a little bit, I'll never let you see the sun tomorrow. )

Lansa still looked at him with a smile.

Bai Chibane, who was cold on the back of his neck, turned around mechanically, "Did you just say something?" I always felt like my pores suddenly opened open in the last moment......"

"It's a delusion." Lansha smiled in response.

"Really?" Bai Chiyu muttered quietly. (Is it auditory hallucinations?) It's weird. ）

"Then I'll go." Bai Chiyu clenched his chopsticks as if he were facing a great enemy, took a deep breath, and stretched out his chopsticks with the heroic heart of the volunteer army who dared to compete with the American imperialists with only millet plus rifle equipment.

He reached for the boiled banana.

This is not due to preference, of course, but simply because the dish seems less threatening.

"It's out, the big deal is to wash your stomach or be in a coma for a few days, fight!"

Snort.

The wooden chopsticks that had just been placed in the rice bowl began to tremble uncontrollably and creak.

"It's amazing, it's worthy of Lansha's cuisine, and even the chopsticks themselves are full of resistance!" Bai Chiyu let go of the hand of the chopsticks and said.

"What are you talking about, idiot!" Lansha punched him in the head in anger.

"I'm sorry, I forgot you were still there."

White Akabane reflexively began to apologize.

"That's not the reason, is it? Is it because I'm here that you're reluctant to move your chopsticks? It's too much! You are the only one who can eat the food I made and complain so much. ”

"Of course. It's impossible for everyone to have the same stomach as me, right? I think it's true that they can't complain because of food poisoning. ”

"Damn! Looks like I really need to fix you. Hearing his argument, Lansha gritted her teeth and snapped the joints of her ten fingers.

"Help! I don't want to die yet! Help me! Ah......h Well, my life is over......"

"What's the call? I haven't done it yet! Hearing the wail, Lansha slammed her fist harder at White Akabane.

Batter.

Triple hit.

Quadruple hits.

Five in a row!

Six in a row!

Seven combos!

Eight combos!

Nine combos!

"Enough! I can't stand it anymore. Who's going to tell me what's going on with this blood bar on my head? How did it turn into a fighting game without warning? It's too much. ”

White Red Feather, whose blood bar turned red, covered the top of his head and shouted.

"Ninth Grade, Volume II!" Lantha knocked him to the ground with a kick and punched him with a nosebleed.

(Don't deliberately add it here just because of the pronunciation, it looks like a junior high school student.) )

At this moment, the passive skill named Tucao in Bai Chiyu's heart was activated again.

"I told you to stop! Don't you see the blood bars on my head turn red? Stop destroying me when I'm dying, okay? White Akabane, who fell to the ground and couldn't move, held a white flag and protested loudly.

"Hmph," Lansha clapped her hands and spoke again, "Where did you get the white flag in your hand?" Why haven't you seen it before? ”

The blood bar on his head gradually disappeared, and the dim world changed back to its original state.

Looking at the white flag that appeared inexplicably in his hand, Bai Chiyu slammed it to the ground.

"How do I know about this kind of thing, it's so strange, who stole my ordinary daily life? My worldview has been shattered and shattered. ”

"This kind of thing, it doesn't matter." Lansha sat down in a chair next to her and said lightly, rubbing her shoulder, which was a little sore from overexertion.

“…… My life...... Rest ......"

"Hugh just rest, who cares about you." Lansha looked at Bai Chiyu coldly, and the words she said almost came out of her nose.

"That's not what I said, who is framing me?" Bai Chiyu stretched out his ears and listened carefully, silently swearing in his heart that he must find out the guy who screamed and killed him.

"Uh......"

The sound of dying came again.

"Did you hear that this time? The prisoner is obviously not me, so apologize like me, an innocent passerby! Bai Chi Yu grabbed Lansha's hand and said happily.

"It's noisy! It's annoying! I'll talk about this little thing in a moment. Don't you hear this voice dying? Lansha waved her hand like a fly, and said impatiently.

"Don't treat others as trivial things! I'm a victim, and I've just been bullied by you! ”

"Cut." Lansha didn't even look at him, "It seems like the voice is coming from here." ”

She pointed to the bowl containing the boiled bananas.

Bai Chiyu poked his head out suspiciously, in addition to the boiled bananas, there were also chopsticks that he had just dropped in.

"I'm going to die......"

The chopsticks are talking like people, and two half-open and half-closed eyes emerge from the tops of the two chopsticks.

"Youkai!" White Akabane overturned the table in horror.

Bang bang.

After a loud noise, Lansha's two dishes were completely ruined.

At this time, Bai Chihane, who suddenly realized what he had done, kept apologizing, but there was a burst of ecstasy in his heart.

"It's not that I don't want to eat it, it's force majeure. Actually, I especially like the dishes you make, but I was unlucky today, what a pity. ”

Bai Chiyu said "regretfully", looking at Lansha with affectionate eyes.

"Do you really like my cooking?" Lanza asked, blushing.

"Of course. It's super delicious. Bai Chiyu praised incorrectly.

"In that case......" Lansa looked at him shyly.

"Let's try your food next time,"

As Bai Chiyu was speaking, Lansha suddenly grabbed his hand and dragged him to another table to sit down.

"I have other dishes to prepare, don't wait for next time, I can taste them now." Lansha said with a smile on her face that made the happy expression on Bai Chibane's face quickly collapse.

"Citrus fried citrus, hurry up and eat it!" Lanza looked at him with warm eyes.

"Ah...... Okay then...... "Bai Chiyu, who died by himself, now has a deep understanding of the suffering of dumb people eating coptis.

"How?"

"Well, it's delicious." Bai Chiyu said weakly, rolling his eyes, and his consciousness quickly blurred.