The two of them didn't do anything else in the morning, so they ran a marathon around the crooked neck tree. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Wu Lao Er is really not covered, Huang Mai, a young man in his twenties, can't catch up with him, but is tired like a dead dog, and his tongue is stuck out.

Wu Yi really couldn't stand it, mainly because the two of them were dangling in front of your eyes and it was easy to get up, Wu's mother came out with a vegetable basket and asked, "What's wrong with these two people?" Wu said perfunctorily, "I drank too much, I thought I was a donkey, and I was grinding." Didn't you say last night that the price of the vegetable market would be reduced today, and if you don't go, you can let Aunt Wang take it away! After Wu finished speaking, he found that Wu's mother had walked more than 200 meters.

When Wu Yi entered the house and took a nap, the sky was already dark, and the two people who were playing with Tibetan cats and cats also completely stopped cooking, and they all lay motionless on the ground, if it weren't for the fact that his chest was still a little undulating, Wu Yi thought that they were all dead together.

I lost one of my yellow wheat shoes, and I lay on the ground and said weakly, "Don't run!" Stop! "Wu Lao Er is better, but his beard is as droopy as noodles, and his face is green." Can you change the sentence, chasing Lao Tzu for a whole day with such a sentence, are you annoyed? Huang Mai stood up strongly, and his mind seemed to be confused.

"I must catch you, as long as I catch you, I can be promoted, I can be transferred, I don't have to stay here and be afraid, I used to have a peaceful life, I have nothing to catch thieves and sweep up pornography, and the days are very leisurely, since I came to this bullshit toll booth, the whole thing is frightened, for fear that one day a Godzilla Lao Tzu will become a martyr!"

Willpower is often supported by obsession, and this is not Huang Mai fell down as soon as he caught Wu Laoer, and he should have fainted. Wu Lao Er scolded while pulling his hand out: "Dog X, I still want to catch Lao Tzu!" Go back and practice for a few hundred more years! Even with planing and kicking, he finally escaped from Huang Mai's arms. Jiang is still old and spicy, at least Wu Lao Er can take two steps now.

snatched the water from Wu Yi's hand, and sighed in one breath, "Cool!" "I said that you are very fat, you were chased by a strip in the field a few days ago, and today you will make a swaggering appearance, you are not afraid of being humanely destroyed by the broad masses of the people?" "Whew! You know a! The most dangerous place is the safest place, Lao Tzu is from this to let people report, they can't think that Lao Tzu will come back if they want to break their heads! Wu Lao Er was so proud, he just saw the yellow wheat face on the ground pulled down, and said angrily, "Why the hell is going to die again!" ”

At this time, he remembered that he had let Wu Yi open the scoop, covered his head and bared his teeth, grinning, "Lao Tzu recruited you to provoke you, as soon as we met, I will give Lao Tzu such a sudden, and I will come all the way to Lao Tzu to report to you!" Wu Sick Wu Ill said calmly, "You explain that miscellaneous chicken to me clearly, and I will apologize to you!" "Miscellaneous chicken!" Wu Yi turned his head to the house and shouted, "******! ”

Even if it is a hybrid product, it can't match the excellent variety, so this is born...... How long has it been since he came out of the shell, he knew what his name was, and Wu Yi didn't think it was good for Huang Meijiao. The miscellaneous angel chicken flapped its wings and flew to Wu Zhi's shoulder to make a golden rooster independent, because of Huang Mei's support, he was not afraid of Wu Yi at all, and now he has done everything except for not pooping on Wu Yi.

"It's ...... Did you raise it? Well, it's very fat, and I laughed at it! Wu Lao Er said that he was about to scratch it with his claws, and he knew from his skillful movements that this old man had done a lot of stealing chickens and touching dogs. Under Huang Mei's education, he has long become a proud little public act, how can he tolerate such a dirty claw slamming his pure body, and Wu Lao Er was knocked out with a right hook!

That's right, it's a right hook, with wings, Wu Lao Er was stunned, it is estimated that he has never tried to let a chicken hit a right hook in his legendary life, covering his face and looking dazed.

"Na, this is the angel you sent to Lao Tzu, take a good look at it yourself!" This old man is thick-skinned, get up and pat the dirt road, "Once this product is sold, the cover will not be returned, and the specific situation shall be subject to the actual product!" Wu Sick grabbed Wu Lao Er and was about to start masturbating, Wu Lao Er hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered, "I don't blame me, it's not me who teleported to you, it's the work of the God of Space, you want to beat him, why do you like to beat the old man so much!" ”

This old shameless you will not beat him again if you get it right, Wu Yi just let his head come over, and Wu Yi will really not be able to do it for a while. Let go of Wu Lao Er and say, "Okay, if you have anything, just say it!" As soon as he said this, Wu Lao Er was energetic, his chest was straight, his eyes were slanted, and he said arrogantly: "Grandson! There is a time when you beg grandpa! Lao Tzu is here to help you this time, hurry up and get him ten or eight dishes, maybe grandpa is happy to help you! ”

Wu Yi picked up the slippers and smoked without a head or face, "It's hard, isn't it!" Gave you face, isn't it! What the hell are you going to do! What else can you do but that dog X's broken fridge? If you are in a hurry, Lao Tzu will hold the refrigerator and die with you, you don't believe it! "Wu Lao Er was just chased by Huang Mai for a whole day, where did he run past Wu Disease, so he simply held his head and let Wu Sick Crazy Europe!

Wu Yi is a real gangster, he doesn't care if you are an old man or an old lady in his seventies and eighties, and he dares to fight if he is in a hurry, that is, his self-cultivation and temper have improved a lot in recent years, and he has already picked up the bottle before!

"Stop!" The sound arrived, and before Wu Yi could see the person clearly, the hot touch on the buttocks indicated the identity of the person, this feeling was too familiar, did he not know how to beat him since he was a child? Mother Wu carried a vegetable basket in one hand and a feather duster in the other, pointed at Wu and said angrily: "How did I teach you!" Let's come out and mix the righteous word as the head and the interests are the last, not to mention that harmony is precious, but also respect the old and love the young, how do you do it when people are so old! ”

Wu's mother said that she was smoking Wu's illness again, and her pants were about to be removed, and Wu Lao Er was still there to cheer for Wu's mother, "The big sister is pumping well!" A little further to the left, don't let him run! "That's why there is suffering, you can't tell Wu Ma that there is no one in the room except for her and herself, right? Wu's mother has a bad heart, and she definitely can't accept the bad news that her son is neurotic!

finally waited for Wu's mother to get tired, and Wu's buttocks were like hiding two steamed buns, swollen and tall, like having buttocks augmentation surgery. Wu Lao Er gloated and squatted beside Wu Yi and said, "Haha, the stinky boy knows that it is powerful, how can you say that Lao Tzu is also a god, do you know that this is called retribution!" Wu Ill can only glare at it.

Wu's mother dropped the feather duster and said, "This big brother is really sorry, my son is not very good-tempered, it is his fault that he did it to you, you must not take it to heart, hey, this head was beaten by him, you go to the house to wash it, do you need to go to the hospital?" Wu Lao Er just asked the lion to open his mouth to spend two cents, and then thought that he still had to use Wu Disease, and with his two-pole temperament, he might really be able to pick a child.

Pretended to be generous and said, "No, no, no, I have a skin injury, and it's not in the way!" "It's worthy of being an old liar who has been walking for many years, that acting skills are really speechless, and he pretends to be true. Wu's mother fetched water for Wu Lao Er to wash his face, and when Wu Lao Er wiped the water off his face, he heard Wu Ma say, "Do you remember the string of sugar gourds you lied to me more than 20 years ago?" ”

"I've lied to a lot of people, how do I know if there's a ...... Belch! Wu Ma had a beautiful hollow heel, her legs clamped Wu Lao Er's head, and her waist made a fatal scissor kick, and Wu Lao Er fainted with a muffled snort.

"Ahh Where am I? I remember I was supposed to be in a cave in Foshan. Wang Jianqiang cut the cucumber and said, "You're awake, I'm going to call Wu Sick!" "Because Wu's mother has a deep grudge against the string of sugar gourds, Wu Lao Er didn't have a chance to step into Wu's house at all, and sent him to Wang Jianqiang out of humanitarian Wu Disease, this is already noon the next day, which shows how strong Wu's mother's fatal scissor kick is!

"Roar! Are you awake? Lao Wang fried two vegetarian dishes should be an apology for this! Wu Lao Er covered his neck and wondered, "Wu Disease, I remember that I should be hiding in Foshan, why did I run away from you?" "It seems that this is beaten amnesia, Wu Yi stroked the beer bottle and was thinking about whether to give him a treat, isn't it all played like this in the movie, and the amnesia can be poisoned.

"! Lao Tzu remembered! Your mother's hands are too heavy! ”