Accompanied Lao Jun's pet to play a scene, a group of people who have a stomach ache who makes the family have a big head, fooling the ghost and mixing it up, it seems that people are still rushing home to eat grass, the herbs in the sky taste better, and chewing two bites is purely to experience life and remember the bittersweet and sweet. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Let's go, the group was stumped again, a small river in front of them blocked the way, fortunately it was not wide, Tang Seng simply took off only his pants, ready to swim over. The monkey said, 'Master's there is a boat house over there!' "What kind of boat is the boat, the teacher is dying of heat, and it is comfortable to swim two laps, come down, whoever catches two fish, we will eat seafood later, but unfortunately there is no pot." The fat man is the least hot, Bajie has already come down happily, a fierce man plunged in, and after a while, he grabbed a palm-sized carp in one hand and came up, grinning: "Master, the water here is so sweet!" ”

The river water is indeed very cool, Tang Seng took a small sip and said excitedly to Wu Yi: "Old Wu is really hey, this water is really sweet!" "I still don't appreciate the raw water Wu disease: "Forget it, what if there are parasites, I'll boil water to drink." Tang Seng didn't dare to drink more, the earth's health education was still in place, but Zhu Bajie drank a round belly.

The monkey doesn't like water, the Snow Girl sits on one burden, he sits on the other end, and the sand monk carries the two of them on the water, and they have crossed the river in a short time. "Don't wave, old Tang, be careful that there will be that kind of fish that bites eggs, and one bite will make you want to die!" "Fuck your uncle, the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, ah!" Tang Seng suddenly looked painful, stopped kicking the water, and fell under the water like a scale.

"! There can't really be that kind of fish, right? Straighten the cramping foot! Wu Yi said and quickly approached Tang Seng, and when he came to the front of Tang Seng, Tang Seng had almost sunk to the bottom of the river, Wu Yi held his breath and forced Tang Seng to his back, just now I found that he was not suffering from leg cramps, but holding his stomach, and his expression was very painful. Finally got Tang Seng ashore, and the monkey shouted: "Not good! Where's that fool? ”

Sha Seng lost his burden: "Senior brother, don't panic, I'll go down to find the second brother!" After a while, Sha Seng floated up with Zhu Bajie in his arms and shouted to the monkey: "Senior brother help me, second brother is too heavy!" The monkey directly lengthened the golden hoop stick, leaned under the sand monk's body and shouted: "Hold on!" Hey! "Forcibly picked the two of them to the shore.

Bajie and Sha Seng both fell into a coma, the monkey was in a hurry, all the way to come over, in case it was poisoned by a small river, the monkey would go to resist the Dan furnace of Taishang Laojun, and then steam the entire river! A group of people surrounded Tang Seng and Bajie, Wu Yi listened to Tang Seng's stomach for a while, and listened to Bajie's stomach for a while, and the monkey asked anxiously: "How is it?" ”

Wu Yi frowned and said, "I don't know, there seems to be a breath moving inside." Sha Seng stroked his palms and said: "It must be that the master and the second senior brother drank raw water and had a stomach trouble, and the momentum was just exhaustive!" The monkey jumped on the cloud, his eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "There is a village ahead, there must be a doctor, let's take the master over and fry some herbs for him to eat, and it will definitely be fine." ”

The white dragon horse carried Zhu Bajie, Wu Yi carried Tang Seng on his back, and Tang Seng carried the Snow Girl on his back. Wu Yi said with a dark face: "Snow girl, can you stop making trouble, when is this happening?" The Snow Girl said innocently: "I'm not making trouble, I'm cooling him down and making his stomach feel better." Wu Yi looked at Tang Seng's face, and sure enough, it was not so painful, and he fell asleep peacefully.

Bypassing a mountain pass, it gives a feeling of sudden enlightenment, and in the scattered small villages, countless women are busy preparing dinner, and the smoke is curling. The monkey smiled when he saw the crowd, but Wu Yi's heart sank little by little, because he had never seen a single man in this village, and it was not right to say that all the men went to work, there must be a little boy, right?

The first house in the village is an old woman's house, and the monkey scared people, but fortunately, Wu was busy and said: "Mother-in-law, don't be afraid, we are not good people, ahh The old woman looked at Tang Seng and touched Bajie's stomach and said, "Hold on, hold on, you go to the house to rest first." ”

I don't know if it's the credit of the Snow Girl, Tang Seng actually woke up when he entered the house, and said in a daze: "Am I poisoned?" My stomach hurts! Wu Ying couldn't hold back a smile and said, "I can't kill you!" Tang Seng looked at Wu Aihu and asked, "How do I feel that you are laughing at me?" Suddenly surprised: "Lao Tzu shouldn't be pregnant, right?" The old woman came in with a bowl of hot water, pulled Tang Seng and said, "I'm pregnant, and I'm still so frizzy!" ”

Tang Seng sat down and was stunned. Wu Yi smiled like a chicken that was trampled on his neck, only out of breath but not in breath, and it seemed that his stomach hurt worse than Tang Seng. The monkey and the sand monk couldn't laugh when they heard that the man was pregnant, especially the monkey, who was crazy when he kicked his four paws to the sky. Sha Seng smiled breathlessly and asked, "Mother-in-law, are you mistaken, how can a man get pregnant, besides, my master is a child..."

Sha Seng was banned by Tang Seng for leaking secrets. The old woman who had no pressure could see her gums when she smiled, Tang Seng couldn't bear to slap her to death, and put his palms together and said, "Please also ask my mother-in-law to inform me of the reason for waiting." "This place is the border of the daughter's country, and the name of this river is the Zimu River, which is the mother river of our daughter's country, and after admitting it, she will drink this water and conceive in October."

Tang Seng hurriedly asked: "Then hurry up and have an abortion pill with me, the poor monk is about to die of pain!" The mother-in-law hurriedly shook her hand: "It's useless, it's useless, this Zimu River fetal gas needs to be resolved by the tenant of the broken hole and the fetal spring, it was the ownerless water, and the previous year came to a wishful true immortal to take it away, if you want to bring a gift to pray for a good life." After finishing the scene, Tang Seng stood up with his waist up, and this action made Wu Yi laugh at the bottom of the table.

"Wukong, you go to get the spring water immediately, if that bastard doesn't give it, he will be beaten to death with a stick, and if something happens, he will be responsible for the teacher, you just have to kill people to get water, the most important thing is to get water, understand!" The monkey hurriedly agreed, because he saw the threat in Tang Seng's eyes, and if he didn't do it well, he would probably recite the mantra again, and told Wu Yi to be optimistic about the master, and Tengyun left.

The monkey is gone, but this side can't stop, the daughter country is no man, occasionally a man passing by and being left behind will inevitably end up with a benevolent death, men are rare treasures for them! In front of the mother-in-law's door, the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law surrounded the three layers inside and three layers outside, there were half-hidden half-old, young and beautiful little girls next door, and female hunters with healthy animal skins, all staring at a group of people like wolves.

Tang Seng's handsome face is the focus of care, followed by Wu Disease, and then Sha Seng and Bajie. The Snow Girl was naturally unhappy when she saw someone peeping into her internal collection, and crossed her waist and said, "Get away from me, this is mine!" Then he pointed to Wu Yi and said: "This also has a master, you can't fight him!" "Xia Yu's ability to buy people's hearts is too strong, and Wu Yi said that he is willing to bow down.

A woman said loudly: "This little sister is too domineering, why don't you share such a good thing as a man with others, and the slave family doesn't ask for it in vain, how about ten taels of silver at a time?" "For a while, I was twenty taels, and the voice of my thirty taels was endless, Wu Yi almost agreed impulsively, but when I thought of Xia Yu's fierce martial arts, my legs were weak, if I really did such a thing, I would spend the rest of my life in being hunted down, and it might not only be Xia Yu who was hunted down!

While saying that, a group of people actually squeezed in, and they wanted to carry Tang Seng away, Wu Yi always had divine power and was not high, they were all women, where did you let him push? Women are not terrible, female hooligans are different, in just such a short moment, Wu Yi no longer knows how many times he has been touched by others, the crotch is the key part to take care of, due to the abundant capital, many girls have turned their targets to Wu Yi.

If there were no family affairs, Wu would not care about the spring breeze for a while, but do you know that so many people will die? Climbed up the beam along the pillar, Xia Xue protected Tang Seng and fought and retreated, when he came, he said that he could fight monsters, but he couldn't hurt people, this is an agreement, whether it is on the earth or in the westward world, it is a rule.

A group of fierce women below, all kinds of head-scratching postures, as well as the direct stripes of red stripes to lure Wu Disease, the scale is so large, Rao is Wu Illness has been further studied by the earth's heavy teacher, and he can't help but blush, as for the little brother, he has long been hard and angry, so he simply closed his eyes. The women below saw that it didn't work, some people brought gold, silver and jewelry, and some people brought delicacies, but it still didn't work, Wu was sick and couldn't get down from the pillar.

This reminded Wu Yi of a joke, saying that if you put ten men and one woman on a desert island for a year, you will find ten men carrying a woman, and the women are delicate. And locked ten women and one man on a desert island for a year, and then saw that the man must hold the tree and not let go, and no woman would use all kinds of tools in his hand to drag the man down, Wu Yi felt that he was the poor man now.

In the end, the hunters had a way, and the horse pole was flicked, and it was accurately put on Wu Zhi's neck, and the rope was tightened, Wu Yi was strangled and rolled his eyes, and the woman below suddenly shouted: "Hey, hey, be careful, don't strangle you, I still want to have a good time with this little enemy!" When the hunter heard this, he hurriedly let go, and Wu Yi was able to breathe, and just about to take the rope off, he stopped and shouted: "Don't let him run, pull it quickly!" ”

A group of people pulled a rope, Wu Ai's head was almost pulled off, but fortunately, people didn't plan to kill themselves, so they hurriedly let go a little and could catch their breath again. Then everyone I unhooked you and played tug-of-war, Tang Seng opened his eyes and took a look, and said happily: "Fortunately, Lao Tzu drinks river water, otherwise he will have to be divided by this group of women!" ”