When Ryoma returned, several people set off again, and Tang Seng asked Wu in a low voice: "I said Old Wu, can we do this?" Wu Yi didn't care and said: "Don't worry, those two goods are eating on the baby, when the time comes, I will go to say hello, they must be scared and dare not let go!" Tang Seng said depressedly: "But how do I look at it, I feel that something is wrong, or we seem to have forgotten something important." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Wu Yi waved his hand and said: "No, you are too careful, how can there be so many accidents, let's go quickly, and strive to take down the Lotus Cave in one day!" Tang Seng really couldn't think of anything wrong, so he could only promise: "Okay, you must remember to save me as soon as possible, lest there be any more stupid monsters who really want to eat me for immortality, and then I will lose a lot!" ”

Tang Seng said a cold war, not that he was sick, but that the Snow Girl was crawling behind him, since Tang Seng took a bath, the Snow Girl fell in love with this work of art, and swore that the one in front of one hundred and eight Arhats must be him, but unfortunately Tang Seng didn't appreciate it very much, he was going to become a Buddha, who would be the unlucky Arhat? So the Snow Maiden is now clinging to him every day.

After a while, the monkey came back with a peach from a branch, and Tang Seng sighed: "Wukong, although the teacher knows that you are a monkey and likes to eat peaches, but you can't feed the teacher as a monkey, right?" After eating six meals in two days, four meals were peaches, and the remaining two were apples, so couldn't you get some normal fasting to eat? The monkey smiled and said, "Master, you can eat it, I picked this peach from the mountains four hundred miles away, it's not easy, who made you can't eat meat!" ”

Tang Seng glanced at Wu Ai, who was roasting rabbits, sighed and began to gnaw peaches, except for a mouthful of peach hair, it was also delicious, but who didn't want to eat meat! Squinted and saw a big man squatting in the grass like a, and he got angry. This guy is in Liuding Liujia, and his camouflage is too good, almost completely hidden, can you take off that eye-piercing red autumn pants first?

Wu Yi roasted the rabbit, pulled off a rabbit leg and said, "Old Tang, do you want to eat some together?" Tang Seng threw Taohu at Wu Yi and scolded: "Eat your uncle's food, Lao Tzu is a fucking monk, how do you let Lao Tzu eat meat?" Tang Seng squeezed his eyebrows at Wu Yi as he spoke, which meant that Wu Yi would take away the pervert in red autumn pants, and he would have a good meal.

Wu Yi rolled his eyes and glanced at this person, not to mention the stubbled beard, and he was wearing a helmet like a lightning rod on his head, I don't know if it was used for signaling, and it looked quite pitiful, but Tang Seng, who had no meat to eat, was even more pitiful, so the peach beard in his hand was thrown at this one, and with a sound of the bell, this one lay down.

Tang Seng immediately threw away the peach in his hand, grabbed the rabbit and didn't care about the heat, and ran away with it. The angry Wu Sick jumped to his feet, he hadn't eaten a bite yet, and he had let this guy spoil it! They were no longer surprised by the monkey that had just happened, but Sha Seng didn't see it, and the monkey came over with high spirits, stuffed Wu Yi with a peach and said, "When did my master have such a powerful friend as you?" ”

Wu Yi rubbed the peach on his body twice and said: "I knew it in my previous life, it's shameless to be a fucking bald man!" The monkey smiled: "Hehe, this monk began to pretend to be a master, the first time he was exposed was when he was caught by the rat spirit, my grandson couldn't beat him, the monk was scared, fortunately the Bodhisattva helped, otherwise I would have no way to take it!" ”

Anyway, Brother Monkey, didn't you fight against 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals alone, why can't you even beat an ordinary monster now? The monkey glanced at Wu Ai, and said angrily: "Can that be the same, the 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals are simply going out to make a scene, and there are only a few who really make a move, and besides, don't I still let the family capture them in the end, do you know why?" ”

"Why?" The monkey said abruptly: "I didn't know how thick the sky was, I thought that the sky was the boss, the earth was the second and I was the third, until I met Nezha and Yang Jian, I didn't know that the heavenly court didn't have people who could subdue me, but people were too lazy to do it, I was afraid of making a big fuss, so I simply let the roaring dog arrest me to see what medicine they bought in the gourd,

I didn't expect them to arrest me and say they were going to kill me, I was going to run away, who knew that the chains used by people this time were not those defective products, but the real trapped fairy locks, I thought I was dead, but they used ordinary blades to cut me, I couldn't figure it out, they knew that I was born invulnerable to stone monkeys, why did I bother with this effort, you used Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged knife to cut me a few times, I will definitely die, and finally the bull's nose came, and I was thrown into the stove casually.

You don't know how hot it is, I was really burned, and I thought I was going to die, but it turned out that I found a place without fire, and finally left a life not to say, and let me digest the ammunition accumulated in my body, and even practiced it to be sharp-eyed, my strength became stronger and stronger, but I was scared, I didn't know what they wanted to do to me, so I ran back to Huaguo Mountain. ”

The monkey threw away the peach beard with his backhand, lay on the grass and said: "In the end, the Buddha came, bet with me, and then I was suppressed, until I met Zhen Yuanzi, I didn't know, it turned out that my natural mission was to learn the scriptures, this is the reason why the gods and Buddhas indulged me, since I know, then why do I work so hard, just hit twice and say I can't beat it, and then run an errand to move the rescuers, there is free labor to use, why do I bother to do it?" ”

Wu Yi listened to the monkey's words, and didn't know why he always felt aggrieved by the monkey, so he climbed next to the monkey and asked, "Then you deliberately lost to the Buddha when you made a bet with him?" Sun Wukong sneered: "Hehe, mortals want to know what is in the sky, and the gods are also curious about what is outside the sky, I must go to the outside of the sky to take a look, why did I come back after soaking in urine?" I just want to be disgusted. ”

Knowing the ins and outs, Wu Ying couldn't help but sigh in his heart, none of those with great powers are fools, and some people say that Sun Wukong is just a monkey, and all the gods and Buddhas are monkeys, but why did they ignore the word "monkey spirit"? This is really smart, disguising himself as a reckless man, so that other people's calculations against him are not so complicated.

The monkey suddenly turned over, stared at Wu Yi with fiery eyes, bared his teeth and grinned, "Why did I tell you all these things?" The monkey probably wanted to kill someone, Wu Yi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't think about it, I'm just familiar with animals, and I didn't use any means against you." The monkey patted Wu Yi on the shoulder and said, "It's been so long, it doesn't matter if you know, some people say it's good to talk, don't you drink?" ”

"It's drinking, but the amount of alcohol is not good." "Then we must have a drink, wait for me, come when we go!" The monkey rose into the air one by one, looking at the person who was gone, the monkey's somersault cloud was too convenient, he became a god, not to mention flying, he would run away from ordinary people faster, Tang Seng could catch up with light skills, and the monkey was not comparable at all.

After a while, the monkey came back laughing wildly, and I don't know what happy things happened, and I couldn't stop laughing, and rolled all over the ground. Wu Yi stepped forward and asked, "What happened to Brother Monkey?" The monkey finally gasped for breath, and the smile on his face was undiminished: "That nerd went to patrol the mountains, and found a random place to sleep, I turned into a bird and pecked his nose, scared him to snoring and demons, and then turned into a bluestone, I actually heard him make up nonsense, what to say about the stone hole, the iron leaf door, and how many iron nails, just came back and was sued by me, this guy went to explore the road again, this time I met everything on the road thought I changed, I really laughed at me!" ”

Wu Yi couldn't help but laugh when he heard it, this Zhu Bajie is a pistachio on the way for the four masters and apprentices to learn the scriptures, and I don't know how many jokes have been made. Wu Yi thought about it for a while, decided to tell the monkey something, and had a drink with the monkey and said: "Brother Monkey, I won't hide it from you, in fact, I am your master's friend, this time I came to speed up your learning experience, you need to go through ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, so if you encounter a monster on the road, you will let the monster take your master away, and then we will continue to rescue people and continue to hurry, do you think this is okay?" ”

Sun Wukong slapped his thigh and screamed excitedly: "Yes!" That's great! My grandson is a heel of 108,000 miles, when did he walk on the ground for so long, hurry up and take the scriptures, I will go back to Huaguo Mountain to meet the sons, how did you arrange it? After asking, I saw that Tang Seng's mouth was stained with oil, and he shaved his teeth and said: "There is no arrangement, with the two of you in me, I will take a few more baths at most, you remember to speed up, don't look back and pretend to be done!" ”

After finishing speaking, he drank the wine dry, and the monkey said happily: "Master, refresh!" Tang Seng didn't drink much, he fell asleep after drinking and climbed on the white dragon horse, and the monkey didn't wait for Bajie, he led the horse and walked forward, looking at the way he scratched his ears and cheeks, you can know how excited he is. After walking a short distance, there was a sudden cry for help from the mountain, and there was a Taoist priest lying in the grass not far ahead, with blood on his pants.

Wu Yi and the monkey came to the Taoist priest with a smile on their faces and said, "Roar! What's the matter, the eunuchs in the palace ran out, right? "Wu Disease's words are yin, the monkey laughed straight up, this Taoist priest's acting skills are too bad, there is a wound on his leg, you can tear your clothes twice, your clothes are neater than Wu Disease, and the fool feels that something is wrong!

"Oh, help me, please help me!" The monkey joked, "How do you know that we are masters, not man-eating demons?" "Ugh! This..."The Taoist priest didn't come up with a good reason for this and that for a long time, Wu Yi quietly bumped into the monkey and said: "You and I are both upright, I think that the Taoist chief will also be angry, how can you think that we are talking about demons!" ”

Yinjiao is about to treat Wu Yi as his father, this assist is too strong, and he immediately climbed down the pole and said: "Yes, yes!" You two are not good people at first glance, ahh (To be continued.) )