"Jiang Ziya! You made it clear to the old lady! What do you mean? Invited a few splashes to act for the old lady to see? Don't come to this set! Let me tell you, do you want me, the yellow flower girl (fifty-five), or the rags in the hands of the little black fat man? The old woman pinched her waist and rushed to Jiang Ziya's front in three or two steps, her movements were extremely vigorous, but she was indeed much more energetic than the little girl of seventeen or eighteen. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Alas...... You can't blame me for this, haven't I said yes yet? Why do you think I went down the mountain? If you really want the immortals to learn well, who will come to this human world to suffer...... Oops, I said that I missed my mouth...... Jiang Ziya explained while dodging the hijab attack in the old woman's hand, but Shen Gongbao ate a lamp and a long wisdom and dodged it from a distance.

Who knows that the old woman has been lonely for more than 50 years, it is rare for the peach blossoms to bloom overnight, where can I listen to Jiang Ziya's explanation in a hurry, but she keeps making noise, at this time, the difference between a woman with life experience and an ordinary little girl is revealed, if this is an ordinary fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, at most: I don't listen, I don't listen, you deceive people, you deceive people.

And this fifty-five-year-old yellow flower girl, the swear words came as soon as she opened her mouth, and the one she scolded was ugly, not to mention that she instantly crushed Jiang Ziya's little heart, but she had seen all kinds of big scenes, even if the king suddenly appeared in front of him and kowtowed to himself twice, and Jia Xu, who couldn't be shocked by calling himself a father, only felt that it was an eye-opener, not to mention Bo Yi Kao, who was acting as background music on the side, he simply felt that his world view was about to be subverted.

"You...... You shrew, fortunately, I saw your true colors today, and I never married you, otherwise wouldn't it ruin my happiness in my old age? Also, are you a yellow flower girl? I'm a boy too! What qualifications are you interviewing with me!? Jiang Zi's old face is blue, although he is not young, he can catch sparrows and hares in the mountains every day, and he will not curse at all.

"Shen Gong Leopard! Shen Gong Leopard! Come over to me! Isn't that what kind of list? I took it! ”

Jiang Ziya shook it hard, but instead of pushing away the old woman who was more than 150 pounds, she stumbled in turn, couldn't help but burst into tears, and began to think about life: Ziya is old, can you still get married?

"Senior brother, I'll put this first, and in a few days the fairy crane boy will come over to explain the specific matters, junior brother, I won't bother, I will say goodbye first......" Shen Gongbao hesitated, but still didn't dare to step forward to help his senior brother, since he hit the **** on the soles of Jia Xu's feet head-on, Shen Gongbao deeply felt the danger of the human world, was plotted by a little kid, his wallet was stolen, and he was beaten by his senior brother for some reason, these experiences made Shen Gongbao more and more low-key, and he didn't want to cause trouble.

So Shen Gongbao threw the Fengshen Bang to Jiang Ziya's feet from a distance, and ran away without looking back, and Jia Xu saw that Shen Gongbao was going to run, so he chased after him, and Bo Yi Kao also covered his face and limped away, leaving only Jiang Ziya and the old woman to pull clearly, and the person who looked like a big official was also full of shame, this girl was introduced to Jiang Ziya.

Not to mention how Jiang Ziya took care of the aftermath, here Shen Gongbao met Jia Xu again, which can be regarded as bad luck.

"Fellow Daoists, please stay!"

I don't know why, when Shen Gongbao heard someone shouting at him behind him, the hairs on his body stood up, as if he had long been forgotten by Shen Gongbao, but now he remembered the fear of being caught by crabs in his childhood.

"I'm like...... It's about to suffocate......" Shen Gongbao covered his chest, his face painful.

"Hey! Don't be in a hurry, ******! Jia Xu looked at Shen Gongbao, who was half-squatting on the ground, holding his heart and struggling to escape, and felt extremely emotional, the human instinct's desire to survive is really keenly terrifying!

"It's Shen Gong Leopard......"

Seeing that he was being dragged by Jia Xu's claws like being caught by an eagle and a chicken, unable to move forward, Shen Gongbao could only sigh resignedly, turned around, and saw Jia Xu's villain face, and hurriedly pretended to be a surprise look of meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign country: "Ah! It turned out to be Brother Jia, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing lately? ”

"Good waist, good legs, good spirits, I can eat forty pot sticker dumplings in one meal." Jia Xu also bowed his hand politely: "Brother Leopard is in such a hurry, where do you want to go?" ”

"Oh...... I ......" Shen Gongbao was about to find an excuse to get rid of Jia Xu, but Jia Xu didn't give him this opportunity at all.

"There is a big business here, Brother Leopard might as well listen to it......" Jia Xu said, no matter how Shen Gong Leopard's head was about to be shaken, he told the matter from beginning to end, and even Bo Yi Kao admitted that if he could find a woman who was more beautiful than Daji, he would change his mind without hesitation, and Shen Gongbao, who had been living in the mountains for more than ten years, was stunned and shouted wonderful.

"And then?" Shen Gongbao listened to the story with an expectant face.

"What's not going to do it then, now I want to ask Brother Leopard for a favor, we will take you into the palace and introduce you to Yin Shou, what about you, just play two tricks to brainwash Yin Shou, so that you will be rich and promoted, and we will be accompanied by red faces, isn't it beautiful?" Jia Xu was stunned for a moment as he spoke: "Wait a minute...... After talking for a long time, it doesn't seem to be any good? But forget it...... I just like to be helpful! ”

"I won't do it!" Shen Gongbao righteously refused: "I have studied art in Kunlun Mountain for decades, but it is not for the fame and fortune of this world!" ”

"Ahh Admire, admire! Jia Xu was amazed, and then asked, "Then dare to ask where your Excellency is aspiring?" ”

"En......" Shen Gongbao fell into deep thought: "Yes, what is the purpose of the immortal law that I have studied for more than ten years?" ”

"Alright! I promised! You can go to the palace whenever you want, but you have to take care of the food during the time. Shen Gongbao readily agreed.

Jia Xu and Shen Gongbao have reached a tacit understanding, and at this time, Bo Yikao, who is the protagonist, limped after him, but his eyes were swollen and he couldn't see clearly, so he walked straight past Jia Xu.

"Hey! Uncle Ji! Where are you going? Jia Xu dragged Bo Yi Kao back with a grappler: "Xu is here." ”

"Oops...... It's a master, I can't see it clearly, don't you mind...... This is the ......" Bo Yi Kao tried to open his eyes, but found that he still couldn't see clearly, so he had to give up.

"Oh! By the way, I haven't introduced it yet, this is the one I said******...... The one who came down from Kunlun Mountain was a trickster. Jia Xu patted Shen Gongbao's shoulder: "Brother Leopard, quickly show your hand to open your eyes." ”

"Then it's ugly." Shen Gongbao put on a posture, but thought in his heart: I said that it is modest to offer ugliness, but this Xibohou eldest son is really ugly, he looks like this, and he still wants to abandon it from the beginning?

"Look!" Shen Gongbao was disdainful in his heart, but his face did not show any different color, he shouted, pinched a trick, turned over several times on the spot, and folded his hands in front of him.

"Next, it's the time for the gods to appear, and the prince can take a closer look!"

Shen Gongbao slowly moved his hand upward, and those eyes finally revealed his true face!

The two eyelids turned over automatically!!

Immortal means, terrifying!

"Good!" Jia Xu was amazed and applauded desperately: "With such skills as Brother Tai, I am not afraid that Yin Shou is not superstitious." ”

"Where is it, Brother Jia has won the award, and he has made a small gesture to show ugliness." Shen Gongbao smiled proudly, his eyes blinked, and his eyelids rolled back again, the wind was light and light, and he looked like a fairy.

"Please forgive me for having cloudy eyes and not knowing the true body of the immortals, but since the master said that it is good, it must be a great immortal method." Bo Yi Kao couldn't see what spells Shen Gong Leopard had performed, there was no golden light splashing, and there was no golden lotus surging from the ground, but if he thought about it carefully, it must have been in order not to scare the people around him, so he just revealed some small means, thinking of this, Bo Yi Kao couldn't help but admire it even more, the immortals are really thoughtful.

"Then it's decided, you will first apply to the imperial court in a while, and we will act tomorrow morning...... Ah, it's exciting to play the emperor like a monkey! Jia Xu didn't pay attention to Shen Gongbao's question about what the emperor was, spit saliva on his hand, and pasted Bo Yi Kao's eyes, Bo Yi Kao couldn't see clearly, but he didn't react, but Shen Gong Leopard suddenly felt a little disgusting.

"Master...... What's wrong...... Oops hey! Bo Yikao's eyes suddenly widened, and he blinked and blinked in disbelief: "Can you see it!?" ”

I touched the circles around my eyes again, and it didn't swell or hurt anymore!

"The master is really a good skill, a good skill!" Bo Yi Kao was as excited as a curious monkey, looking left and right, and only felt that there was nothing happier in the world than being able to see the world clearly.

"Isn't it common sense that a wound will be healed by smearing it with saliva?" Jia Xu snorted as a matter of course.

"Huh? Are you sure? Shen Gongbao actually believed it, and folded his sleeves, revealing his swarthy elbows, which had bruises from being injured by Jiang Ziya just now.

Shen Gongbao spit on his arm, waited for a while and found that it had no effect, thinking that it might be because of the lack of saliva, he spit on it again, and waited for a while, but it was still useless.

Shen Gongbao looked at Jia Xu's coaxing back with resentment: "You lied to me again......"

The plan has been decided, Bo Yi has to go back to write the application, and the clothes of the three of them are all in tatters, and they should indeed change into a better dress, otherwise they may not see the king tomorrow and be blasted out by the guard.

Chaoge City is the capital of the big business, the prosperity and liveliness of nature needless to say, the palace is located in the center of the city, surrounded by real estate, are the Hou Ye of the outside, or in the court of the big officials, the father is the Xibo Hou, in this area of the superior naturally there is also a set of real estate.

In addition, Xiqi's armament system, Xiqi is located at the foot of Qishan Mountain, has always been the Shang Dynasty to conquer the city, conquer the surrounding small countries, in order to prevent a person from being in charge of the army all the year round, the development of cronies in the army leads to the fall of the military power of the Zhou people, so there will be a round of military transfer every three years, although it also ensures the consolidation of the position of the Zhou people, but the combat effectiveness of the army is indeed average.

So, now the question arises.

In the past, every time Bo Yi Kao came to the court song, there were officers to receive him, and the guards opened the way, and the general soldiers naturally had no chance to see this noble prince, and now Bo Yi Kao entered the court song alone, in order to prevent attracting the attention of the imperial court, Bo Yi Kao did not even bring a horse into the city, and the officers stationed in Chaoge to guard the house were also newly transferred, and the only tiger head gold medal that can prove Bo Yi Kao's identity is ......

Needless to say......

Bo Yi Kao, Jia Xu, Shen Gongbao.

The three of them stood in front of their house like Silly Bi, and their clothes were a little tattered, which was beaten by the old man who guarded the door just now.

"This ...... This, this, this...... It's really annoying that there are such bullying weak people in my Xiqi army! Bo Yi stomped his feet angrily and glared at the door angrily, as if his eyes could pass through the thick door wall and sting the old man who was guarding the door.

"The three sturdy guys were beaten by an old man, and they were really embarrassed to scold......" Jia Xu muttered like a mosquito, and then persuaded: "Don't say that, the uncle also acts according to the rules, isn't it for the safety of you rotten feudal class, why are you angry now?" ”

"Alas...... It's a pity that my tiger card was lost, otherwise why would I suffer like this. Bo Yi sighed, Shen Gongbao was also a little suspicious, this Jia Xu shouldn't have teamed up with a charlatan to set himself up, right?

"Tiger lost? Do you mean that other golden thing on your waist? Jia Xu pointed to Bo Yikao's waist with his hand.

"Alas, it was originally hung there, who would have thought that Chaoge's pickpockets would be much more powerful than Xiqi's...... Ay!? Bo Yi subconsciously touched his right hand to his waist, and he really touched a hard brand, and he was immediately stupid.

"This, this, this...... What's going on? The pickpockets in Asagacheng are even much higher than Xiqi's!? ”

Bo Yi Kao flipped his hand, dragged the gold medal to his hand, looked at it carefully, it was indeed the one he lost, and suddenly his brain felt that it was not enough, and many unbelievable things happened in a day today, if he couldn't walk, dance and sing, Bo Yi Kao himself wondered if there was something wrong with his brain.

"Oh, sure enough, there is true love in the world, why don't you go back to the field and pretend to be all kinds of face slaps!" Jia Xu had a smile on his face, but his heart seemed to be dripping blood, it was made of gold, and it was worth a lot of money!

Bo Yi won the tiger head gold medal, as if he had regained his self-confidence, as if a tornado was blowing by his side, his temperament became different in an instant, and he was a mess of wisdom and martial arts.

"Knock knock! Open the door! ”

Bo Yi paced, walked to the gate in a chic manner, and gently slammed the door with a gentleman's courtesy.

"Squeak......

The door opened, and the old man walked out with his eyebrows raised, Bo Yikao hurriedly lit up the gold medal, closed his eyes and made a complacent appearance, as if the next moment the little old man would be so frightened that he knelt down and begged for mercy, and then he spared his life again, and then his name of benevolence and righteousness spread all over the world, oops, think about it, there is still a little excitement!